metapods,. into butterfrees. aggot expelled from one school two months in. aggot sent to a school that has a minor amount of tards suecide it would be funny if
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metapods,

into butterfrees

aggot expelled from one school two months in.
aggot sent to a school that has a minor amount of tards
suecide it would be funny if I fake being a retard
ppeople don' t realize and treat me as one
vit' s two months in, I' m coasting along, have friends that kind ocaust bring me along and take care of me
Ahvent one, nerdy girl brings me to an empty room
cont.
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cont.
mmy chance
sshe has her hand on my shoulder, leaning down
sshe talks, I pickup a nearby pen and stare at it
sshe tries to make eye contact, I speak
sshe straddles and goes for the kiss
slips meet
daaniel craig/ pg
pput on my best britian accent
tthank you, finally. You have freed me from my tardiness
sstarr into her eyes
sshe runs out screaming
I ended up acting like nothing happened and nobody believed her. I ended up begging my parents to ship me to an other school and they agreed, so I was out of there 5 weeks
later. Never really looked into what happened with her.
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Submitted: 08/13/2013
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#2 - coddleflopking (08/13/2013) [-]
"You have freed me from my tardshell"
"You have freed me from my tardshell"
#3 - sparkytwl (08/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - joshuaz (08/13/2013) [-]
that was fucking amazing, Thanks OP
#8 - deathofnight (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess she had a thing for spuds.



I'll leave now.
#4 - deletedmyaccount (08/13/2013) [-]
I really want to believe this is true. Oh my God, I might piss myself laughing.
#13 - graysonschultz (08/15/2013) [-]
"tardshell" fucking lost it
"tardshell" fucking lost it
User avatar #11 - dreadedfeet (08/14/2013) [-]
Top notch material here
#15 - septol (09/12/2013) [-]
skilfully done
#10 - turbodoosh (08/14/2013) [-]
This is fucking comedy gold
#6 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this would happen all the time if /b/ros had more courage to do it. Those bastards are creative.
User avatar #14 - allcontent (08/18/2013) [-]
lol tard smoocher
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