metapods,. into butterfrees. aggot expelled from one school two months in. aggot sent to a school that has a minor amount of tards suecide it would be funny if  tards get all the bitches
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metapods,. into butterfrees. aggot expelled from one school two months in. aggot sent to a school that has a minor amount of tards suecide it would be funny if

into butterfrees

aggot expelled from one school two months in.
aggot sent to a school that has a minor amount of tards
suecide it would be funny if I fake being a retard
ppeople don' t realize and treat me as one
vit' s two months in, I' m coasting along, have friends that kind ocaust bring me along and take care of me
Ahvent one, nerdy girl brings me to an empty room
cont.
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cont.
mmy chance
sshe has her hand on my shoulder, leaning down
sshe talks, I pickup a nearby pen and stare at it
sshe tries to make eye contact, I speak
sshe straddles and goes for the kiss
slips meet
daaniel craig/ pg
pput on my best britian accent
tthank you, finally. You have freed me from my tardiness
sstarr into her eyes
sshe runs out screaming
I ended up acting like nothing happened and nobody believed her. I ended up begging my parents to ship me to an other school and they agreed, so I was out of there 5 weeks
later. Never really looked into what happened with her.
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#2 - coddleflopking
Reply +56
(08/13/2013) [-]
"You have freed me from my tardshell"
"You have freed me from my tardshell"
#3 - sparkytwl
Reply +34
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#7 to #3 - jiltist
Reply +1
(08/14/2013) [-]
A thumb for every side!
#1 - joshuaz
Reply +20
(08/13/2013) [-]
that was ******* amazing, Thanks OP
#8 - deathofnight
Reply +8
(08/14/2013) [-]
I guess she had a thing for spuds.



I'll leave now.
#9 to #8 - precision
Reply +3
(08/14/2013) [-]
#4 - deletedmyaccount
Reply +7
(08/13/2013) [-]
I really want to believe this is true. Oh my God, I might piss myself laughing.
#13 - graysonschultz
Reply +2
(08/15/2013) [-]
"tardshell" ******* lost it
"tardshell" ******* lost it
#11 - dreadedfeet
Reply +2
(08/14/2013) [-]
Top notch material here
#15 - septol
Reply +1
(09/12/2013) [-]
skilfully done
#10 - turbodoosh
Reply +1
(08/14/2013) [-]
This is ******* comedy gold
#5 - snacksandmeals
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