This nigga. . DO YOU GET TO THE FRONTPAGE VERY OFTEN? I AM I KIDDING, OF COURSE YOU DON' T!. I soul captured, assassinated, and enchanted him into some boots that let me carry more weight. walked all over the cloud district in those boots.
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User avatar #36 - imdrwiggles (08/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I soul captured, assassinated, and enchanted him into some boots that let me carry more weight.

******* walked all over the cloud district in those boots.
#6 - thehardstudynot (08/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - ChromedDragon (08/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
hey

actually that's very accurate, considering i stopped posting
#53 - curtt (08/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #40 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
>be playing skyrim
>have dawnguard
>fast travel to whiterun to sell ****
>suddenly get attacked by master vampires
>fierce fighting ensues
>after the battle has calmed down and i loot the vampires, i go to belethor's
>expect to see nazeem and try my best to quell my ever growing rage at this total jackbag
>nothing... silence
>go look to the bodies again
>nazeem is laying in the ditch next to the front gate
>proceed to teabag the **** out of his corpse
>yell "now who's REALLY going to the cloud district, bitch?!"
#69 - haker (08/13/2013) [-]
#62 - felixjarl (08/13/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#68 - sebgun ONLINE (08/13/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I have lost count of how many times i've brutally murdered that guy   
   
Gif kinda related
I have lost count of how many times i've brutally murdered that guy

Gif kinda related
#4 - downtrail (08/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**downtrail rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Best DBZ Movie Ending Ever ** the reason I can't get to the front page.
#52 - kaboomz (08/13/2013) [-]
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************* nazeem

i hate that ****** redguard
User avatar #20 - idoliam (08/13/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in High Hrothgar, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Imperial Legion, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top archer in all of Skyrim. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen by the Nine, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting The Dark Brotherhood, better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Fists of Steel. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stormcloak Rebellion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#64 - thechosentroll (08/13/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He was the first civilian NPC I ever killed in that game. My only regret is that I did it indoors and his body despawned in a week or so. He would have made a wonderful addition to my corpse pile.
#3 - lodewijkbob (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't have any appropriate reaction pics, but godspeed. Hope you make front page.
I don't have any appropriate reaction pics, but godspeed. Hope you make front page.
User avatar #102 - xermudco (08/13/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Except if youre clockworkseven.
User avatar #109 to #108 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/13/2013) [-]
What about phanact?

Or Addy?

Or ************ , he is recognized by a few people.
#47 - fefe (08/13/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Cry about nothing fun on Frontpage/ Cry about not reaching frontpage
>???
> Reach frontpage.

This **** aint funny for **** sake. Sure, I get the "joke" but it's not funny, it's just a thumbwhore who wanna reach FP. I remember when Frontpage was suppose to be for funny stuff, not for lame kids crying they don't reach it.
User avatar #39 - randallthegreat (08/13/2013) [-]
Killed him, revived him and killed him again
User avatar #21 - sanshi (08/13/2013) [-]
Would of been funny if you actually quoted him correctly...
User avatar #58 - youririshdrunk (08/13/2013) [-]
god i hated nazeem, there was no enjoyment more pure than killing him.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - xsap (08/13/2013) [-]
i recorded few hours of gameplay but im scared to upload it because idk if its against the rules
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