Merchant Perk. . ill like tn all gnu : aan hundred 7. Hum In helm. What am I to do awkward zombie
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User avatar #201 to #10 - Kithon (08/13/2013) [-]
Please tell me where this is from, I know I have heard it somewhere...
#223 to #201 - anon (08/14/2013) [-]
I think awkard zombie
User avatar #23 to #10 - rhiaanor ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
tell me what that is from
#28 - mrswagly ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
#64 to #28 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
I thought that's what it was going to say when I first read it.
#27 - alstorp (08/13/2013) [-]
Still funny
User avatar #91 to #27 - acemarkman (08/13/2013) [-]
Well, it was about that time that I noticed that this "Dovakin" was 8 stories tall and a cristeetion from the painoloithic era.
#2 - thedudeyouhate ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
I sense that this could be useful, so I shall leave this here.
User avatar #29 to #2 - leafonthewind (08/13/2013) [-]
If only I wasn't a newfag and I could use this

(gimme your ******* thumbs)
User avatar #110 to #29 - desktoppthabest (08/13/2013) [-]
Okay, thumb down it is!
#142 to #29 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
thumb me also up
User avatar #105 to #62 - DeeJayBee (08/13/2013) [-]
why didn't you use the speech bubble?
#202 to #105 - frantasium (08/13/2013) [-]
I personally thought it was going to be too hard to read.
User avatar #205 to #202 - DeeJayBee (08/13/2013) [-]
that shade of blue on a lighter blue background doesn't appear too well but nice choice of words anyway
#6 - announcement (08/12/2013) [-]
**announcement rolls 33**
User avatar #127 to #6 - walalalabangbang (08/13/2013) [-]
**walalalabangbang rolls 9,389** Way out of my league.
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User avatar #209 to #6 - captainpatters (08/13/2013) [-]
**captainpatters rolls 197,396,422**

**** it
User avatar #219 to #209 - igotyou (08/13/2013) [-]
**igotyou rolls 864,674,356**
ikr
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User avatar #11 to #6 - pudingcade (08/12/2013) [-]
**pudingcade rolls 59**
#36 to #6 - jameshill (08/13/2013) [-]
**jameshill rolls 67** so not dubs
#138 to #36 - darshian (08/13/2013) [-]
**darshian rolls 34** neither are these... what's your point?
#189 to #6 - seras ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Dude. Right now, while I'm reading your comment, you not only rolled dubs, but you also have 555 thumbs up.
Enlarge to see the proof.
#15 to #6 - fansinatra (08/12/2013) [-]
I hope no one gives you any more thumbs. I've never seen anything so perfect.
User avatar #93 to #6 - joeypie (08/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but can someone explain to me what dubs are?
#102 to #93 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
**patriotpenguin rolls 33** these
**patriotpenguin rolls 33** these
#166 to #102 - announcement (08/13/2013) [-]
33 is the magic dubs....
33 is the magic dubs....
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User avatar #218 to #102 - xxcxpxx (08/13/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolls 2,999** or these
User avatar #220 to #218 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
**patriotpenguin rolls 6,440**
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User avatar #195 to #93 - lolme (08/13/2013) [-]
**lolme rolls 68** Dubs are two equal numbers that you can get by rolling, like I just did. Rolling is done by writing *roll "instert number here"* without the quotation marks.
User avatar #210 to #195 - joeypie (08/13/2013) [-]
But why does everyone go crazy over these?
User avatar #213 to #210 - lolme (08/13/2013) [-]
Because some of them are awesome, it's just a FunnyJunk thing, it's hard to explain.
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User avatar #14 to #6 - outlawgentleman (08/12/2013) [-]
I was going to give you a thumb, but you were at 33 thumbs...I just couldn't do it.
#16 to #14 - harbingerwolf (08/12/2013) [-]
I instinctivily thumbed it up before noticing and now i have shamed myself...
I instinctivily thumbed it up before noticing and now i have shamed myself...
#18 to #16 - tehfalconguy ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Thumbed down to keep it at 33.
#17 to #16 - announcement (08/12/2013) [-]
You're a monster.
You're a monster.
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User avatar #227 to #6 - nagafever (09/23/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolls 42** i just realized how many thumbs you got compared to how few comments you got. it kinda makes me mad at myself.
#7 to #6 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
roll2
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User avatar #224 to #6 - deathbatdude (08/16/2013) [-]
**deathbatdude rolls 385**
#148 to #6 - lazybrainz (08/13/2013) [-]
**lazybrainz rolls 32**
#212 to #150 - wired (08/13/2013) [-]
**wired rolls 53**
#126 - tobistrigoivii (08/13/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at Equality ** what I sold Adrianne Avenicci over and over
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at Equality ** what I sold Adrianne Avenicci over and over
#153 to #126 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
you sold Norwegian cheese?
User avatar #225 to #153 - ducksarekawaii (08/18/2013) [-]
Selling viking cheese in viking lands. Legit.
#144 to #126 - walcorn ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Cheese!
User avatar #109 - workablenathan (08/13/2013) [-]
SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS!
#114 - clavatninenine (08/13/2013) [-]
Argonian Master Race is not amused at all the foolish little...other races...infesting the comments.
#121 to #114 - nephritho (08/13/2013) [-]
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am a Dunmer, and I’ve been on numerous raids on Argonians that infested morrowind. I am trained in secret one hand warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire stormcloack army. You are nothing to me but just another maggot that infested my home land morrowind. I will kill you with arrows and with my daedric sword in the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the skeever that going to raid your asshole, milk drinker. I am storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Oblivion, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Daedric sword. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.
#124 to #121 - clavatninenine (08/13/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.

Remember when we blew up your homeland and freed all of your slaves?

Yeah.

We do too.
#163 to #147 - Bloodgartham ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Ok,so what's this thing about "At night"?   
   
I am confuzzled.
Ok,so what's this thing about "At night"?

I am confuzzled.
User avatar #167 to #163 - mythichyphen (08/13/2013) [-]
It's from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode they have the restaurant open 24 hours (something never done before) and Spongebob is doing all of his normal chores but as he does them he says what he's doing and adding "At night"
#168 to #167 - Bloodgartham ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
Thank you ^^
User avatar #193 to #168 - jayklein (08/13/2013) [-]
"AAAH, I BURNT MY HAND! at night"
#118 - numbertwozeldafan (08/13/2013) [-]
Someday soon, this will be very useful.
User avatar #104 - strangemoo (08/13/2013) [-]
Now if only the artist could draw Khajiits like Khajiits, not Worgen.
User avatar #20 - thewaronbeingcool (08/12/2013) [-]
Is that a badly drawn Khajit or something? Or is the artist trying to force their furry agenda on people or something?

I'm not being serious.
User avatar #40 to #20 - robotvoice (08/13/2013) [-]
its that artist's rendition of a khajitty.
User avatar #26 to #20 - kingrayne ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
its the furry agenda man
they're out to get us
#49 to #26 - anon (08/13/2013) [-]
you gon get yiffed
#115 to #26 - clavatninenine (08/13/2013) [-]
we're comin for ya.
User avatar #1 - Nahyon ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Awkwardzombie will always be the godtier comic artist c:
#39 - zarkaronx (08/13/2013) [-]
I tried
MS Paint skills off the charts
User avatar #63 - mathmatical (08/13/2013) [-]
I WAS a cat, but I lost all my save files so I started over as an Argonian. Best choice ever.
User avatar #82 to #63 - unknownmercury (08/13/2013) [-]
You filthy traitor. Xantier ought to teach you a lesson, but he has ingested too much Skooma...
User avatar #116 - capslockrage (08/13/2013) [-]
.... Imperial master race
#199 to #116 - reddeadtroll (08/13/2013) [-]
Imperial master race reporting in.
User avatar #186 to #116 - ManInKilt (08/13/2013) [-]
The Nords are the true sons of Skyrim.
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