Marines. .. Only relevant thing I have. That's pretty damn good.


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#3 - flutterkrieg (08/12/2013) [-]
Only relevant thing I have.
That's pretty damn good.
#39 to #32 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
lol, bullet prove boot. you also think that a helmet is bullet prove, do you?
stupid americans.
#41 to #39 - mordormemes (08/12/2013) [-]
The level of sheer stupidity. In that reply dear sir. Its as though you think he is serious.
#108 to #39 - thatotherchild (08/12/2013) [-]
Your goddamn right they're bulletproof, they're made out of Kevlar you ignorant **** . Pic related, it's your helmet that's not bulletproof, both of the bullets went through and killed them, this guy picked it up and wore it in honor of his fallen friend he just washed it first thats why there's no blood.
User avatar #102 to #39 - paintt (08/12/2013) [-]
They are actually made to stop a bullet but dont always succeed.
User avatar #144 to #102 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
stopping bullets? no. but they are meant to cause bullets to graze off instead of just hitting and going right through, if you hit it at too much of an angle, or youre off to the side a bit, the bullet will deflect off the helmet and it wont go through and kill you. but they will not stop a bullet after a direct impact
User avatar #155 to #144 - paintt (08/13/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link Modern helmets can withstand direct fire from a weapon but depends on the caliber of the round such as the difference of a 9mm and a 5.56mm.
User avatar #157 to #155 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
hmm good point, i probably shouldve mentioned that
#115 to #32 - janevim (08/12/2013) [-]
Is that bathroom? Who the hell takes photos of boots on toilet tank?
Is that bathroom? Who the hell takes photos of boots on toilet tank?
User avatar #45 to #32 - nuclearnarwhal (08/12/2013) [-]
"School of innocent nuns with a 600 round ak-15 glock" Dear god I'm crying.
#26 - benk (08/12/2013) [-]
row row row your boat
#63 - roliga (08/12/2013) [-]
Cool boat, check this one out.
User avatar #103 to #63 - sexualblackman (08/12/2013) [-]
f2000 is a glorious gun.
User avatar #77 to #63 - vedgetable (08/12/2013) [-]
i want that one so badly..
#85 to #63 - hjujug (08/12/2013) [-]
The F2000, one of many fish guns, in it's natural environment. Damn nature's beautiful.
#86 to #63 - xxscopemanxx (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I think this could possibly be a fake here. I have been fishing for years now and I have become quite experienced. Never have I once seen a F2000 in open water, or simply in an actual photo for that matter.
I'm sorry but I think this could possibly be a fake here. I have been fishing for years now and I have become quite experienced. Never have I once seen a F2000 in open water, or simply in an actual photo for that matter.
#94 to #63 - ishalltroll (08/12/2013) [-]
Pfft, that's nothing against this sweet handgun right here
#44 - ffffyou (08/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 to #44 - granadablashlack (08/12/2013) [-]
or killzone...
#120 to #75 - marlton (08/12/2013) [-]
Actually that's Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1999)
#46 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #116 to #46 - threeeighteen ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Dude, all I can think of when I see pics like these are the headaches they must get.
#119 to #93 - verby (08/12/2013) [-]
Where did they even find the keys to that thing?
User avatar #127 to #119 - Shartugal (08/12/2013) [-]
lmfao! find the humvee keys! my most favorite joke ever.
#161 to #127 - verby (08/13/2013) [-]
If I ever by some terrible mistake in the universe end up as a first sergeant or company guns or something I'm gonna walk into a company formation and yell "NO ONE IS GOING HOME UNTIL THE ************ WHO STOLE MY GRID SQUARES GIVES THEM BACK!" and walk away
User avatar #162 to #161 - Shartugal (08/13/2013) [-]
oh god. you see the fcking PFC's sprinting and the senior lances standing there complaining.
#163 to #162 - verby (08/13/2013) [-]
I'd let the NCO and staff go because I "trust their integrity" just to piss off the junior enlisteds more. I think I need therapy
User avatar #164 to #163 - Shartugal (08/13/2013) [-]
oh lord, you let the staff go?!?! what are you crazy? there just gonna tell the ncos to "occupy their time"!
#165 to #164 - verby (08/13/2013) [-]
In any case, I need every private here to bring me a case of PRC-7 now. Gunny should know where it is
User avatar #166 to #165 - Shartugal (08/13/2013) [-]
Well gunny should also know where the ID-10-T is.
#2 - flixoe (08/12/2013) [-]
How do you sneak up in a motorboat?
User avatar #20 to #2 - MattSwan (08/12/2013) [-]
By using a Zodiak, of which certain types are designed to be quieter and light in the water, thereby reducing noticeable wake.
User avatar #24 to #2 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#31 to #2 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
They were rowing their boat, didn't you listen to the song?
User avatar #64 to #2 - volleys (08/12/2013) [-]
psst...he said row
#7 to #2 - taurusguy (08/12/2013) [-]
By being very careful.
#10 to #2 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
By rowing?
#14 to #2 - captnpl (08/12/2013) [-]
Shoot the people you're sneaking up on, then they can't hear you no matter how loud you are!
User avatar #4 to #2 - djequalizee (08/12/2013) [-]
By going slow
#8 to #2 - gnorfell (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #8 - unhappy (08/12/2013) [-]
Only the US can have "silencing freedom".
User avatar #76 to #12 - snowshark (08/12/2013) [-]
Like the kind they keep trying to give Mr. Snowdon.
User avatar #22 to #8 - metalmind (08/12/2013) [-]
> USA 2013
> Beeing spied on by government
> Hundreds of thousands get imprisoned for beeing black or for speeding
> Highest imprisonment rate in the world
> Police fires more bullets at one innocent, unarmed man than the entire German policeforce in a year.
> Freedom to die if you can't afford medical treatment
> 1% own over 20% of the money
> # 7 worldwide in freedom
> #34 in education
> debter Nation to Mexico
> highest debt of any country in the world
> Detroit, Bible belt, redneck militias
> It's legal for polititians to be corrupt
> All polititians are corrupt
> Constitutional and human rights are infringed on and do not apply

User avatar #114 to #22 - threeeighteen ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Getting imprisoned because they're black? Yeah, that crime they just committed would have nothing to do with it. Also, speeding can, shockingly enough, kill people.
#40 to #22 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
you forgot
- creationists
- homelessness
- supporting islamists
- industrialized gene food a a kitchen worse than england
- florida

feel free to add more.

God hates the USA.
User avatar #42 to #40 - metalmind (08/12/2013) [-]
"God hates the USA".
You almost sound like the westboro cult/lawyers.
User avatar #50 to #40 - sweatymannipple (08/12/2013) [-]
"gene food"

yeah. sure buddy. I'll pretend like you know what you're talking about.

I agree with metalmind, though
#43 to #8 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Vive la France, american poopriot.
#125 to #8 - dhumbassckids (08/12/2013) [-]
"silencing freedom"
#17 - hedgery (08/12/2013) [-]
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#36 to #16 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
"who dares wins" is the motto of the british special air service.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
I know. I never said it was the marines
User avatar #49 to #37 - badgerbaiting (08/12/2013) [-]
My favourite is the Gurkha's motto "It is not yours to reason why, it is but yours to do or die".
User avatar #52 to #49 - hairymanbeast (08/12/2013) [-]
"La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! What the **** is that supposed to mean, Corporal huh? We're all supposed to die? Is that it?"
User avatar #54 to #52 - badgerbaiting (08/12/2013) [-]
It basically means get on with it you slag. Coming froma family of enlisted men, I can appreciate that.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hairymanbeast (08/12/2013) [-]
I've watched Saving Private Ryan one too many times...
User avatar #146 to #49 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
they stole that from the charge of the light brigade, but my dad got to train with them, and he said that he was walking as quietly as he could, and one of them walked up to him and said he was being too loud and he just stood there and listened to them walk through the woods (right next to them obviously) and he couldnt hear a thing, he said they were like ninjas because of how quiet they were
#25 to #16 - luiselvergas (08/12/2013) [-]
that's british SAS not marines
#27 to #25 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
I know.
#33 to #25 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
didnt say it was the Marines, ****** admin.
#111 - strictlycommenting (08/12/2013) [-]
Love the smell of freedom in the morning.
#132 to #111 - smokekusheveryday (08/13/2013) [-]
I like the smell of coffee and freedom in the morning
#105 - doggstar (08/12/2013) [-]
my favorite chant.
i wanna be a u.s marine, big mother ****** with an M-16.
if i die in a russian war, bury me with a russian whore.
spread her legs around my face, tell my ma i died with grace
#95 - trashmaggots (08/12/2013) [-]
roll, roll, roll, yo whip
ghost ridin down the street
bustin raps and poppin caps
fried chicken's all I eat
#74 - memescomefromb (08/12/2013) [-]
My comments are set to highest rated, so if the is uploaded already, I'm sorry
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User avatar #9 to #1 - zhayce (08/12/2013) [-]
The same that played in my head.
#73 to #1 - csinator (08/12/2013) [-]
whodathunk that a rap song could mix so well with opera
#11 - whatareyouon ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
that's a pretty bad-ass rhyme
#82 - caesarslegion (08/12/2013) [-]
Guess who has the mother ******* nukes bitches
User avatar #124 to #82 - sixsicsix (08/12/2013) [-]
..and the Air Force
User avatar #142 to #124 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
chair force, lmao. why dont you get off your asses and go join a real branch where you can be all you can be, or be one of the few and proud?
User avatar #156 to #142 - Dairycow (08/13/2013) [-]
Are you even comparing a marine to a fighter pilot? do you have any idea the training and time it takes to be a ******* fighter pilot? theres a reason it takes so much training, because instead of issuing them a M16 and standard wartorn gear, they give them 150 million dollar F-22's and F15 strike eagles, Honestly marines arent even that badass they have way to much propoganda, people act like they are literally the toughest/most badass fighters, when the real credit should be going to SEAL's, green berets, and rangers theres a reason why theres 1.5 million active duty marines in the world, and only 2000 active duty seals in the world, anyone can pass marine training really.
User avatar #158 to #156 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
im actually more of an army guy than marine, but you do realize i was just messing with the guy right? i dont dislike any branch, im just giving the other branches a bit of ****
User avatar #159 to #158 - Dairycow (08/13/2013) [-]
well sorry for hospitality then i didnt know.
User avatar #160 to #159 - jacksipian (08/13/2013) [-]
nah dont worry, its fine, were cool
User avatar #167 to #156 - Cobaltsushi (08/15/2013) [-]
1.5m active duty Marines? Not even close
User avatar #168 to #167 - Dairycow (08/15/2013) [-]
woops, you're right thats my bad, i was getting the money for the jet mixed up with the marines i think i was trying to type 150 million for the price of the raptor and i just got mixed up, yeah though its not 1.5m its about 200,000.
User avatar #169 to #168 - Cobaltsushi (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah that's understandable, no worries though, you are good
#143 to #142 - sixsicsix (08/13/2013) [-]
Oh, you were talking **** ?
User avatar #104 to #82 - andrewjla (08/12/2013) [-]
still on the same side, just different teams
User avatar #56 - whycanticaps (08/12/2013) [-]
What's tactic mode? How do I turn it on? I've got all my **** set to wumbo, I've even tried turning all of it on and off again, but I don't feel anymore tactical
User avatar #13 - dontdeletemyuser (08/12/2013) [-]
Now im not one to go all "AH THATS SO COOL" at every Marine or Military in general type of content. because it's usually not that good. but that was quite the bad ass rhyme
User avatar #23 to #13 - semperkillusmc (08/12/2013) [-]
I thought it was gay as **** ....then again all our commercials are gay as **** and its ll false advertising. I HAVENT GOTTEN TO KILL A SINGLE ******* DRAGON WITH A SWORD. im aware this wasn't a commercial by the way
User avatar #48 to #23 - sketchE ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
but they do put a lot of emphasis on things the average marine will never do. for instance the rifle spinning commercial and any commercial where they show the guy with the officers saber
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