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#3 - flutterkrieg
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Only relevant thing I have.
That's pretty damn good.
#2 - flixoe
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(08/12/2013) [-]
How do you sneak up in a motorboat?
#7 to #2 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(08/12/2013) [-]
By being very careful.
#10 to #2 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
By rowing?
#20 to #2 - MattSwan
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(08/12/2013) [-]
By using a Zodiak, of which certain types are designed to be quieter and light in the water, thereby reducing noticeable wake.
#24 to #2 - heartlessrobot
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Very carefully.
#31 to #2 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(08/12/2013) [-]
They were rowing their boat, didn't you listen to the song?
#64 to #2 - volleys
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(08/12/2013) [-]
psst...he said row
#14 to #2 - captnpl
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Shoot the people you're sneaking up on, then they can't hear you no matter how loud you are!
#4 to #2 - djequalizee
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(08/12/2013) [-]
By going slow
#8 to #2 - gnorfell
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(08/12/2013) [-]
BY USING THE VAST AND SILENCING FREEDOM OF THE UNITED STATES.
#12 to #8 - unhappy
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Only the US can have "silencing freedom".
#76 to #12 - snowshark
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Like the kind they keep trying to give Mr. Snowdon.
#125 to #8 - dhumbassckids
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"silencing freedom"
#43 to #8 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Vive la France, american poopriot.
#22 to #8 - metalmind
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(08/12/2013) [-]
> USA 2013
> Beeing spied on by government
> Hundreds of thousands get imprisoned for beeing black or for speeding
> Highest imprisonment rate in the world
> Police fires more bullets at one innocent, unarmed man than the entire German policeforce in a year.
> Freedom to die if you can't afford medical treatment
> 1% own over 20% of the money
> # 7 worldwide in freedom
> #34 in education
> debter Nation to Mexico
> highest debt of any country in the world
> Detroit, Bible belt, redneck militias
> It's legal for polititians to be corrupt
> All polititians are corrupt
> Constitutional and human rights are infringed on and do not apply

> USA NUMBA 1
> MUH FREEDOM!!!
#114 to #22 - threeeighteen
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Getting imprisoned because they're black? Yeah, that crime they just committed would have nothing to do with it. Also, speeding can, shockingly enough, kill people.
#40 to #22 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
you forgot
- creationists
- homelessness
- supporting islamists
- industrialized gene food a a kitchen worse than england
- florida

feel free to add more.

God hates the USA.
#42 to #40 - metalmind
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"God hates the USA".
You almost sound like the westboro cult/lawyers.
#50 to #40 - sweatymannipple
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"gene food"

yeah. sure buddy. I'll pretend like you know what you're talking about.

I agree with metalmind, though
#1 - adolfsama **User deleted account**
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#9 to #1 - zhayce ONLINE
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(08/12/2013) [-]
The same that played in my head.
#73 to #1 - csinator
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(08/12/2013) [-]
whodathunk that a rap song could mix so well with opera
#113 to #1 - lookathecomment
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Row Row Fight The Power!
#46 - reaperriley ONLINE
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#116 to #46 - threeeighteen
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Dude, all I can think of when I see pics like these are the headaches they must get.
#128 to #46 - Shartugal
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#93 to #46 - franktonfire
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#119 to #93 - verby
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Where did they even find the keys to that thing?
#127 to #119 - Shartugal
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(08/12/2013) [-]
lmfao! find the humvee keys! my most favorite joke ever.
#161 to #127 - verby
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(08/13/2013) [-]
If I ever by some terrible mistake in the universe end up as a first sergeant or company guns or something I'm gonna walk into a company formation and yell "NO ONE IS GOING HOME UNTIL THE ************ WHO STOLE MY GRID SQUARES GIVES THEM BACK!" and walk away
#162 to #161 - Shartugal
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(08/13/2013) [-]
oh god. you see the fcking PFC's sprinting and the senior lances standing there complaining.
#163 to #162 - verby
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(08/13/2013) [-]
I'd let the NCO and staff go because I "trust their integrity" just to piss off the junior enlisteds more. I think I need therapy
#164 to #163 - Shartugal
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(08/13/2013) [-]
oh lord, you let the staff go?!?! what are you crazy? there just gonna tell the ncos to "occupy their time"!
#165 to #164 - verby
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(08/13/2013) [-]
In any case, I need every private here to bring me a case of PRC-7 now. Gunny should know where it is
#166 to #165 - Shartugal
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(08/13/2013) [-]
Well gunny should also know where the ID-10-T is.
#67 to #46 - Elemental
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#72 to #67 - reaperriley ONLINE
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#97 to #72 - tommyprince
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#117 to #97 - yisumad
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#69 to #46 - Elemental
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#71 to #69 - reaperriley ONLINE
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#87 - kristernorge
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(08/12/2013) [-]
THEY ARENT EVEN ROWING
#92 to #87 - DremoraValkynaz
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(08/12/2013) [-]
FREEDOM IS ROWING THEM
#32 - marlton
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#39 to #32 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
lol, bullet prove boot. you also think that a helmet is bullet prove, do you?
stupid americans.
#41 to #39 - mordormemes
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(08/12/2013) [-]
The level of sheer stupidity. In that reply dear sir. Its as though you think he is serious.
#83 to #39 - caffeinedaze ONLINE
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#108 to #39 - thatotherchild
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Your goddamn right they're bulletproof, they're made out of Kevlar you ignorant ****. Pic related, it's your helmet that's not bulletproof, both of the bullets went through and killed them, this guy picked it up and wore it in honor of his fallen friend he just washed it first thats why there's no blood.
#102 to #39 - paintt
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(08/12/2013) [-]
They are actually made to stop a bullet but dont always succeed.
#144 to #102 - jacksipian
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(08/13/2013) [-]
stopping bullets? no. but they are meant to cause bullets to graze off instead of just hitting and going right through, if you hit it at too much of an angle, or youre off to the side a bit, the bullet will deflect off the helmet and it wont go through and kill you. but they will not stop a bullet after a direct impact
#155 to #144 - paintt
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(08/13/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link Modern helmets can withstand direct fire from a weapon but depends on the caliber of the round such as the difference of a 9mm and a 5.56mm.
#157 to #155 - jacksipian
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(08/13/2013) [-]
hmm good point, i probably shouldve mentioned that
#81 to #39 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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#115 to #32 - janevim
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Is that bathroom? Who the hell takes photos of boots on toilet tank?
Is that bathroom? Who the hell takes photos of boots on toilet tank?
#45 to #32 - nuclearnarwhal
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"School of innocent nuns with a 600 round ak-15 glock" Dear god I'm crying.
#26 - benk
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(08/12/2013) [-]
row row row your boat
#34 - vomitjar
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#63 - roliga
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Cool boat, check this one out.
#103 to #63 - sexualblackman
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(08/12/2013) [-]
f2000 is a glorious gun.
#77 to #63 - vedgetable
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(08/12/2013) [-]
i want that one so badly..
#85 to #63 - hjujug
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(08/12/2013) [-]
The F2000, one of many fish guns, in it's natural environment. Damn nature's beautiful.
#86 to #63 - xxscopemanxx
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I think this could possibly be a fake here. I have been fishing for years now and I have become quite experienced. Never have I once seen a F2000 in open water, or simply in an actual photo for that matter.
I'm sorry but I think this could possibly be a fake here. I have been fishing for years now and I have become quite experienced. Never have I once seen a F2000 in open water, or simply in an actual photo for that matter.
#94 to #63 - ishalltroll
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Pfft, that's nothing against this sweet handgun right here
#16 - chargrilledawesome
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#36 to #16 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"who dares wins" is the motto of the british special air service.
#37 to #36 - chargrilledawesome
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I know. I never said it was the marines
#49 to #37 - badgerbaiting
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(08/12/2013) [-]
My favourite is the Gurkha's motto "It is not yours to reason why, it is but yours to do or die".
#146 to #49 - jacksipian
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(08/13/2013) [-]
they stole that from the charge of the light brigade, but my dad got to train with them, and he said that he was walking as quietly as he could, and one of them walked up to him and said he was being too loud and he just stood there and listened to them walk through the woods (right next to them obviously) and he couldnt hear a thing, he said they were like ninjas because of how quiet they were
#52 to #49 - hairymanbeast
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! What the **** is that supposed to mean, Corporal huh? We're all supposed to die? Is that it?"
#54 to #52 - badgerbaiting
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(08/12/2013) [-]
It basically means get on with it you slag. Coming froma family of enlisted men, I can appreciate that.
#53 to #52 - hairymanbeast
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I've watched Saving Private Ryan one too many times...
#25 to #16 - luiselvergas
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(08/12/2013) [-]
that's british SAS not marines
#27 to #25 - chargrilledawesome
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I know.
#33 to #25 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
didnt say it was the Marines, ******admin.