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macros I need to clean my intestines out
slam for it days to begin my journey to
sshhiitt day begins
weed something to eat
eat this point I have screwed by dinking Gatorade to gmap my blood sugar up,. lam a **** monk. left bedridden
savagest three colon cleansers. a whole can . 2 liters of water
ago to sleep for Four hours
awaits up, feel my ass getting ready to drop a fat man on
on my ivory throne of ascension
ungodly the that lasts For 3 minutes straight
ems smell is so had my dog leaves the was my only companion in this troubled time- and he had forsaken me)
Mhe ***** begin
all is well first, until I feet **** moving inside of me
anew it' s liquid lava concrete pouring out my ass
meal something huge coming after 15 minutes, of this
pit gets stuck
i' statt crying and make amends with Jesus, buddha, hitler. bob marley. mien and shades manson
all begins
gettit flies at mach 2 out my ass
sits huge chunky **** thats red hot
1: -feels like shards
an N drip of ********* is coming out my ass
omg toilet is Ming with **** , this is howl die
pit subsides
omething long is dangling out my ass and squirming
son **** oh ****
adheres a tapeworm coming out my ass
yr is long. has touching the water
bastart screaming HELP ME BABY JESUS while squashing the Hush layer as much as possible
brim tucking dog cornea back in. leases because of the smell
Mhe tapeworm rips in halfday to the suction of the water
my unto: force. I can feel the worm returning to the sale haven of my asshole
wadrop the muscle power in my anus, reach down and grab tapeworm. will what must be ll) feet of worm down into toilet
some all is said and down. I go take the longest ******* shower ever, he in my bed naked and cry in the fetal position
bl never asked for this knowledge of the Mast that dwells in my ass
Dont feddie with the doors that unlocks anon B, you might not enjoy what is behind them.
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Submitted: 08/11/2013
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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be 19    
>work at donut shop    
>having a 						******					 day, costumers won't stop    
>sexy chick walks in, mfw    
>says she wants donuts    
>makes sense    
>I give her a dozen    
>Guy from sitting area comes and grabs one from her container    
>crushes it in his hand, shoves it down his pants    
>						**************					.jpg    
>girl likes it it, get horny    
>starts moaning and 						****					    
>She strips naked    
>Takes donut, balls it up and shoves it into her vagina    
>Donut's gone    
>what is happening    
>Continues to do this with the other 10    
>Vagina becomes swollen    
>The guy that was standing there gets the 						****					 out    
>She splorts them all out at once    
>Donut vagina juice splats the ground    
>I clock out    
>What a 						*******					 day
>be 19
>work at donut shop
>having a ****** day, costumers won't stop
>sexy chick walks in, mfw
>says she wants donuts
>makes sense
>I give her a dozen
>Guy from sitting area comes and grabs one from her container
>crushes it in his hand, shoves it down his pants
> ************** .jpg
>girl likes it it, get horny
>starts moaning and ****
>She strips naked
>Takes donut, balls it up and shoves it into her vagina
>Donut's gone
>what is happening
>Continues to do this with the other 10
>Vagina becomes swollen
>The guy that was standing there gets the **** out
>She splorts them all out at once
>Donut vagina juice splats the ground
>I clock out
>What a ******* day
#5 to #4 - therichie (08/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
I would've been relieved if this ended with walk the dinosaur or something
User avatar #2 - horribleusername (08/11/2013) [-]
I like how Hitler and Bob Marley come before Allah.
#8 - obliviouspineapple (08/12/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the time I took a **** that came out sideways.
Took 45 minutes of excruciating, asshole-ripping pain. Burned like a ************ . Afterwards I washed my hands and collapsed onto my rug, where I took a 30 minute nap.
Good times.
#6 - privateno (08/12/2013) [-]
That was the best description of **** i have heard, i could almost smell it
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