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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/11/2013) [-]
it's a flute
#9 to #4 - saddlyamuggle
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Unless you're like me, then it's just a girl figure + Flute = girl figure...
Unless you're like me, then it's just a girl figure + Flute = girl figure...
#15 to #9 - fucklestick
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#186 to #4 - analrapevictim
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Steve Harris...
#209 to #4 - kolpster
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Whatcha gonna do with the flute, boys?
#220 to #4 - tabarzins
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(08/12/2013) [-]
if you don't get it for some reason
#294 to #4 - redcookiemonster
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Yes a flute

now it just needs skin... GET IT? SKIN FLUTE? HAHAHAHAHA. k I'll go die now.
#335 to #4 - buzzin like a bee
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(08/12/2013) [-]
actually
#18 to #4 - popkornking
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Poor Jethro
#219 to #18 - richhtwo
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(08/12/2013) [-]
If you are talking about Jethro Tull the flute player is Ian Anderson just saying
#365 to #219 - popkornking
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Haha you're right, I goofed
#23 to #18 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, he's really down on his luck.
#80 to #18 - infiniteduress
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(08/12/2013) [-]
???
#45 - WillWalrus
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I'm a drummer and a bassist.
Does this mean I get half a girl?
#143 to #45 - sourpotato
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(08/12/2013) [-]
No, you get 2 men. Well done, admin.
#170 to #45 - nightdge
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I am a drummer, a bassist, a guitaristand a vocalist   
what does it mean?   
   
 I'm thinking of starting a one man band, because where i live nobody appreciates the art of the heaviest of metals
I am a drummer, a bassist, a guitaristand a vocalist
what does it mean?

I'm thinking of starting a one man band, because where i live nobody appreciates the art of the heaviest of metals
#207 to #45 - kolpster
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Meh, shemale.
#262 to #45 - fingernails
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I think it means you can only have her hand?
#292 to #45 - snaresinger
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I'm a percussionist and a vocalist. Do I get two and a half girls? Like can I get a mermaid or something for that last half?
#318 to #45 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
You get a disabled chick
#359 to #45 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Its addition so... no you would get 1 girl
#75 to #45 - betta
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Which half you want?
#111 to #75 - EdwardNigma
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I think he wants the right half.
#129 to #111 - betta
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Then I'll take the left!
#1 - xxDanvelxx
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Only one exception made for Cliff Burton.
#33 to #1 - drldrl
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#178 to #1 - misterymisterman
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Why has nobody mentioned Flea?
#302 to #178 - lordhasta
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(08/12/2013) [-]
because he's overrated as ****
#306 to #302 - misterymisterman
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(08/12/2013) [-]
~opinions~
#284 to #1 - theonewhoisnigz
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Justin Chancellor... (If Tool wasn't so weird)
#102 to #1 - gmaxx
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(08/12/2013) [-]
*Mister master mega-man Cliff Burton
Show some respect
#300 to #1 - lordhasta
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(08/12/2013) [-]
you sure about that?
#108 to #1 - creepingorion
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(08/12/2013) [-]
This is the best thread in all the land.

And on the topic of legendary bass players, Steve Harris and Frankie Bello.
#268 to #108 - negerboll **User deleted account**
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#13 to #1 - warofsodom
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(08/12/2013) [-]
and henkka seppälä
#16 to #13 - talosknight ONLINE
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Are we just ignoring Christopher Wolstenholme?
#7 to #1 - splinfinity
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(08/11/2013) [-]
And Geddy Lee.
#76 to #1 - screenlooker
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Les Claypool, Flea, Lemy, Paul McCartney the list goes on.
#130 to #76 - weirdojones
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(08/12/2013) [-]
but les, paul, and lemy are lead singers, it doesnt count
#149 to #130 - theturtletorres
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(08/12/2013) [-]
hee-hee... you said les paul
#132 to #130 - screenlooker
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(08/12/2013) [-]
okay, what about flea? Or thunderfingers from the who?
#287 to #130 - sasalamenceable
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Colonel Claypools's Bucket of Bernie Brains. Les Claypool is the lead singer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Claypool's_Bucket_of_Bernie_Brains
#2 to #1 - listerthepessimist
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(08/11/2013) [-]
#131 to #2 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
False, hes also the singer
#160 to #131 - drtfgyhuj
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Lemmy doesn't sing, he gravels
#27 - bigbadplaid
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(08/12/2013) [-]
drummers dont get no love, we're too busing drumming on things.....It annoys them
drummers dont get no love, we're too busing drumming on things.....It annoys them
#64 to #27 - baryonyxer
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Drummers have rhythm ;)
#169 to #64 - hairibar
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(08/12/2013) [-]
All musicians have (at least dent ones), drummers have the ability of making complex ones
#177 to #27 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I had a drummer boyfriend for a few years. You're right, he did constantly drum on things. Me being one of them, if I was close enough
#244 to #27 - tieze
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(08/12/2013) [-]
this is so true. pic unrelated.
this is so true. pic unrelated.
#310 to #27 - rakaka
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I know I sound like a newfag here but what anime is that from? It's so familiar and it makes me angry just to know that deep within the confines of my tortured noggin the source is there but i can't reach it.
#312 to #310 - meganinja
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Boku no Pico
#345 to #310 - bigbadplaid
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Ignore 312. It's from an anime called K-ON!! Drummer is Ritsu and the drummie is Yui. Its a very good anime
#363 to #345 - rakaka
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Thanks I'm gonna go watch that now

here take this
#104 to #27 - deandrummer
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I am going to go look through every single comment you've ever made in order to confirm that you have never been more correct than in this moment
#243 to #104 - bigbadplaid
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I dont know what to think with that statement.......
#19 - zmbz **User deleted account**
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#283 to #19 - chromefile
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#21 to #19 - robotvoice
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(08/12/2013) [-]
probably because you use this v.v
#22 to #21 - zmbz **User deleted account**
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#77 to #22 - chairmandrek
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(08/12/2013) [-]
>metal drummers

That's your issue, you're playing in a crazily oversaturated market right now. Metal drummers are a dime a dozen, whereas you never see a -new- jazz drummer
#218 to #22 - extooso
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(08/12/2013) [-]
you should definitly try some groovie and jazz drumming, makes you fell the rythm and the girls like that
#346 to #22 - thebigeel
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(08/12/2013) [-]
because metal sucks, you ******* retard. no woman wants a greasy metal player
#188 - donaldducksdick
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(08/12/2013) [-]
So where the **** do keys/synth players come into this then
#229 to #188 - damrod
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Keyboard players end up with more keyboards. You can never have enough synths.
#230 to #229 - donaldducksdick
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(08/12/2013) [-]
True... Korg will be my love.
#189 to #188 - weenieandthebutt
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#217 to #189 - limeboy
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(08/12/2013) [-]
HA
#344 to #189 - dropdeadbiotch
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Except Flake from Rammstein that dude is balls to the wall cool.
Except Flake from Rammstein that dude is balls to the wall cool.
#264 to #189 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
that's one girly hand
#5 - crito **User deleted account**
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(08/11/2013) [-]
There's an old joke:
What do you call a guy who hangs out with a band?

A bassist.
#20 to #5 - kirisaki
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Another version.
What do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?

A vocalist
#34 - ponyartnew
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(08/12/2013) [-]
My ex played bass...
#39 to #34 - vgmddg
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Is that why he's your ex?
Just following along with the joke.
#53 - machobeasttwo
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, it's pretty true. That's why I'm trying to learn to play like Flea
#265 to #53 - kameronkaaos
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(08/12/2013) [-]
key word trying
#360 to #265 - machobeasttwo
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Exactly
#206 to #53 - jaynsilentbob
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Haha Flea is what made me start playing bass. But my **** is he talented, it'll be years before im anywhere near his standard.
#245 - epicficator
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(08/12/2013) [-]
What about me? I play bass and sing :/
#298 to #245 - pleasureabledino
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Don't be down, bro. I'm the same in my band. It's all about stage presence and how good your voice is. Work on them, get them sounding ******* tight, and you'll have bitches all up on your dick.
#252 to #245 - ipostfunny
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Then you multiply the women from both
4X0
still zero
hahaHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry man
#259 to #252 - epicficator
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(08/12/2013) [-]
#261 to #259 - ipostfunny
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(08/12/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better
When I sing, it only attracts cats who think they're arriving to help their dying brethren