10/10 would anticipate. . File: -( 22 KB, 672x371, psa, ipg) November 2013 consoles are being released in North America line up outside game stores and electron
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10/10 would anticipate

File: -( 22 KB, 672x371, psa, ipg)
November 2013
consoles are being released in North America
line up outside game stores and electronic stores across the country
largest collection of buyers in US history
of records in electronic marketing are being broken
an 10: 1 ratio of being bought
of drooling over their hardware
and Killzone is on everybody' s lips
Gramers playing into the night, the shone being a laughing stock
Spuddenly, darkness
will playstation shut down simultaneously
iped nation wide
an red light shines on the power button, accompanied by a strange whirring noise
Realality
Eevery PSA bought within the United States detonates
Thunderers of thousands parrish
suffer
can be seen from outer space, illuminating the continent like a christmas tree.
in Tokyo Japan
CEC) Kazoo Hirai looks over the Tokyo horizon from his office atop Sony Copmuter Entertainment headquarters
detonator button flat against his thumb
closed, a faint expression of satisfaction etched in his countenance
a breath so subtle, and a whisper so silent, he utters one word.
Hiroshima"
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#13 - teseus (08/11/2013) [-]
Everybody remembers Hiroshima but nobody says a word about Nagasaki. It's like Nagasaki is the Luigi of the atomic bombed cities.
User avatar #56 to #13 - Crusader (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't mention it because I keep thinking Nakagawa for some reason
#19 to #13 - analgeyser (08/11/2013) [-]
The Wolverine. That is all.
btw, this isn't really a spoiler
User avatar #73 to #19 - wilsonc (08/12/2013) [-]
Why on earth did this get red thumbs? **** funny junkers are stupid.
#82 to #73 - analgeyser (08/12/2013) [-]
I guess most people haven't seen it either because it's new, or because the hardcore fanbase convinced them that the movie sucks ass. I personally liked it.
#20 to #13 - plutogekko (08/11/2013) [-]
hahah "the luigi of atomic bombed cities". nice.
User avatar #39 to #13 - bjornkrage (08/12/2013) [-]
jesus christ, being atomic bombed is bad, but being the luigi of atomic bombings is even worse.
User avatar #41 to #13 - twothreefivefive (08/12/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just me, but the name "Nagasaki" sounds more special and memorable.
User avatar #22 to #13 - austoboyko (08/11/2013) [-]
Because Hiroshima was the first atomic bomb in history. They Came. Hard. And Nagasaki was "Oh Yeah, That Thing"
#24 - jagenblitz (08/12/2013) [-]
I made this the last time this was posted.
#31 - sweetime (08/12/2013) [-]
> CEOs FW
#27 - jdogtwoptzero (08/12/2013) [-]
If I said I was pleasantly surprised, I'd be lying. That one had me cracking up good.
#15 to #4 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
This is so much more accurate than that stupid picture of that guy laughing with a glass of Scotch in his hand. Or the cartoon of the guy doing the same in front of a monitor but holding a tea cup. I hate when people on this site try to act more sophisticated than we actually are. But you, you speak the truth.
User avatar #46 to #15 - deandrummer (08/12/2013) [-]
to be fair, my man tits aren't THAT big
#37 - liftplus (08/12/2013) [-]
sony's fw
sony's fw
#6 - thebigeel (08/11/2013) [-]
I thought it was gunna be about the PS4 getting a "red ring of death". I was pleasantly surprised
User avatar #40 to #6 - retardedboss (08/12/2013) [-]
There was red, and there was death. Just missing a ring of some sort.
User avatar #36 - subzerogs (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like the sale was a real blow out.
#60 - valve (08/12/2013) [-]
Imperial Japan's brutal occupation of Vietnam, China, and Philipines during WW2 killed way more people than Hiroshima and the Nagasaki bombing combined and tripled. Just saying.
Imperial Japan's brutal occupation of Vietnam, China, and Philipines during WW2 killed way more people than Hiroshima and the Nagasaki bombing combined and tripled. Just saying.
User avatar #79 - herpaderderp (08/12/2013) [-]
It's estimated that 100,000 people died in Hiroshima.
It's estimated that without the bomb, America would have been forced into a land invasion, estimated to cost 1 million American lives and 3 million Japanese lives.

Sometimes, evils are necessary to prevent even greater evils
#85 to #79 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
The entry of the Red Army into the war was also a factor
#87 to #85 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
For once anon is not that ******* stupid afterall
#88 to #87 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
And why the **** is this ******* piece of filthy **** ******* with my words?
Are the people on the internet suddenly becoming childrenfriendly in a non.pedophile way and stop calling black people ****** on the internet?
#86 to #79 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
What about the radiation , the children that were born with things as a lack of eyes?

The radiated People and lets not forget that the soil also got radiated , a whole city and surroundings got essentially poisoned.
User avatar #1 - cockenballs (08/11/2013) [-]
inb4 which console is better- debate
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User avatar #25 to #1 - lordoftheflies (08/12/2013) [-]
Gamecube
#17 to #1 - xentacle (08/11/2013) [-]
Super sega cubestation ColecoVision Ataribox 64 U
#26 to #1 - theavatarspupil (08/12/2013) [-]
Gamecube.

Smash Bros Melee, Super Mario Sunshine, Metroid Prime 1-3, Pikmin 1 and 2, Super Monkey Ball 1 and 2, Luigi's Mansion, Mario Party 4-7, Mario Kart: Double Dash.
#33 to #26 - jpthecursed (08/12/2013) [-]
You forgot one.
User avatar #43 to #33 - silversea ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #76 to #26 - crimsontyyde (08/12/2013) [-]
Forgetting Skies of Arcadia, I am so disappointed.
#3 to #1 - wittypotato (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Dreamcast is the best console and anyone who doesn't think so is a ******* autistic virgin neckbeard.
#8 to #3 - boothead (08/11/2013) [-]
Nuh uh man, Atari 2600 best game being ET, cant wait to get my occulos rift though..,.
User avatar #11 to #8 - wittypotato (08/11/2013) [-]
******* casual
User avatar #12 to #3 - nextgenmidgett (08/11/2013) [-]
found one in my grandads garage, not gonna get ps4, already has like10 games with it
User avatar #84 to #3 - kingkalientwo (08/15/2013) [-]
HEY! As an autistic virgin with a neckbeard, I take offence to being lumped together with those heathen arseholes who fail to see the glory of the Dreamcast!
#51 to #3 - dreamcast (08/12/2013) [-]
I am dreamcast and I have a neck beard!!
User avatar #45 to #3 - srapture (08/12/2013) [-]
Powerstone 2. First Dreamcast game I ever played. Best ******* game ever.
User avatar #5 to #3 - tankeruber (08/11/2013) [-]
Dreamcast emulator on the PC.
#63 - crazyitalian (08/12/2013) [-]
Man, if they wanted to do this, they've REALLY missed their window

best selling console of all time, highly doubt PS4 will out-sell it
#23 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
some men just want to watch the world banana
some men just want to watch the world banana
User avatar #9 - ICEDgrunge (08/11/2013) [-]
This is the height of storytelling right here.
User avatar #16 - mortolife (08/11/2013) [-]
And I would sit there laughing and laughing because I didn't leave the sinking ship. I Xbox is going down, I'm going down with it. In all actuality though, I'm still getting the Xbox One because I prefer Xbox' s exclusive titles to PlayStation' s.
#50 to #16 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah enjoy your 12th Halo and 20th or so Gears Of War...
User avatar #83 to #50 - mortolife (08/13/2013) [-]
Is that supposed to be an insult? I would be ecstatic if there was a 12th halo.
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User avatar #72 to #69 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, different people have tastes i understand that, and for me The Xbox one games seem are kind of bland. Other than Titanfall.
User avatar #54 to #50 - Crusader (08/12/2013) [-]
Fable?
Crackdown?
banjo and kazooie is now microsoft, although N&B was bad
Forza?
Too human?
#66 to #54 - enclavexremnant ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
I heard Fable 1 was good 2 was decent and 3 was shiet Crackdown seemed alright but most people only gave it an 8. RACING GAMES  Too Human Seemed very Average only got 7.8. NOW FOR MAH PLAYSTATION LIST. Infamous, The last of us, Uncharted, God Of War, Littlebigplanet, Red Dead Redemption, Demon Souls, Metal Gear Solid 4, Killzone. I could go on...
I heard Fable 1 was good 2 was decent and 3 was shiet Crackdown seemed alright but most people only gave it an 8. RACING GAMES Too Human Seemed very Average only got 7.8. NOW FOR MAH PLAYSTATION LIST. Infamous, The last of us, Uncharted, God Of War, Littlebigplanet, Red Dead Redemption, Demon Souls, Metal Gear Solid 4, Killzone. I could go on...
User avatar #70 - imcoolashell (08/12/2013) [-]
Nanking Massacre
Unit 731
Pearl Harbor
Massive use of biological weapons killing off 100's of thousands of chinese

Yea, I think Japan has its skeletons too....
#64 - reaperslayer (08/12/2013) [-]
and then russia was sad cause the us army was in chaos their 'competition' being their best friend and they vow vengence and attempt to salvage america and help those in need, thus the 2 join up and soon so does europe putting together the 3 most fearsome armies into one and soon after everyone allies up except japan technological advances are made and then to celebrate, once a year they plant trees on the remains of japan to absorb radiation as japan's reactor went critical one year the fruits of the trees destroyed or contained as the plants are like radiation spunges as the refugees soon recreate their city on japan with help from the alliance putting the past behind them and leaving it there only to look towards the future, as the earths government starts to send ships to orbit and start mining other worlds and colonizing one of the first ships ran by japanese the "uss ishimura" sets off on its glorious journey for the first time
User avatar #71 to #64 - anonkneemouse (08/12/2013) [-]
I like you.
You could have used more punctuation, but I like you.
User avatar #80 to #71 - reaperslayer (08/12/2013) [-]
well english isn't my strong suite if you want I wouldn't mind a revised version.
User avatar #81 to #80 - anonkneemouse (08/12/2013) [-]
Nah, it's alright. I enjoyed the thrill of trying to read in all in one breath.
User avatar #62 - Shutupu (08/12/2013) [-]
At least there won't be anymore PS4's.
User avatar #10 - ricobendy (08/11/2013) [-]
Japan got what was coming to them
#30 to #10 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
**** yeah they did. 16 million civilians in China, 4 million in Korea and 1 million in the Philippines. They didn't just kill them either, they tortured and raped everything they could get their hands on and all we hear is how horrible a couple hundred thousand deaths from the nuclear bombs are.
User avatar #53 - Crusader (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm getting an XB1 for 3 reasons
1 - I like the controller
2 - I like the exclusives
3 - I am willing to cut the cord to the kinect or put tape over the camera
User avatar #55 to #53 - amuro (08/12/2013) [-]
yeah, i will tape the camera too.
User avatar #57 to #55 - Crusader (08/12/2013) [-]
It's not the idea that they are watching, it's the idea that it could possibly be scanning for certain products (drinks, food, etc)
User avatar #61 to #57 - amuro (08/12/2013) [-]
nah, i dont want that some random folks watch me having sex, or playing saturday 4 am in underwear
#67 to #61 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Than get off the internet and throw away your phone. god damn you people sound like god damn hippies all the damn time
User avatar #68 to #67 - amuro (08/12/2013) [-]
and you are a dickless anon. if your opinion is so important you should log in and say it like a man,

Yeah, i am a hippie with 500$ dollars. Go **** yourself.
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