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File: -( 22 KB, 672x371, psa, ipg)
November 2013
consoles are being released in North America
line up outside game stores and electronic stores across the country
largest collection of buyers in US history
of records in electronic marketing are being broken
an 10: 1 ratio of being bought
of drooling over their hardware
and Killzone is on everybody' s lips
Gramers playing into the night, the shone being a laughing stock
Spuddenly, darkness
will playstation shut down simultaneously
iped nation wide
an red light shines on the power button, accompanied by a strange whirring noise
Realality
Eevery PSA bought within the United States detonates
Thunderers of thousands parrish
suffer
can be seen from outer space, illuminating the continent like a christmas tree.
in Tokyo Japan
CEC) Kazoo Hirai looks over the Tokyo horizon from his office atop Sony Copmuter Entertainment headquarters
detonator button flat against his thumb
closed, a faint expression of satisfaction etched in his countenance
a breath so subtle, and a whisper so silent, he utters one word.
Hiroshima"
Anonymous (ID: } 06/ 26/ 13( l/ Ved) 04: 53: 53 Replies:
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#13 - teseus ONLINE (08/11/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Everybody remembers Hiroshima but nobody says a word about Nagasaki. It's like Nagasaki is the Luigi of the atomic bombed cities.
User avatar #1 - cockenballs ONLINE (08/11/2013) [+] (16 replies)
inb4 which console is better- debate
#3 to #1 - wittypotato (08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Dreamcast is the best console and anyone who doesn't think so is a ******* autistic virgin neckbeard.
#24 - jagenblitz (08/12/2013) [-]
I made this the last time this was posted.
#31 - sweetime (08/12/2013) [-]
> CEOs FW
#4 - hackapelite ONLINE (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#27 - jdogtwoptzero (08/12/2013) [-]
If I said I was pleasantly surprised, I'd be lying. That one had me cracking up good.
#37 - liftplus (08/12/2013) [-]
sony's fw
sony's fw
#6 - thebigeel (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought it was gunna be about the PS4 getting a "red ring of death". I was pleasantly surprised
User avatar #36 - subzerogs (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds like the sale was a real blow out.
#60 - valve (08/12/2013) [-]
Imperial Japan's brutal occupation of Vietnam, China, and Philipines during WW2 killed way more people than Hiroshima and the Nagasaki bombing combined and tripled. Just saying.
Imperial Japan's brutal occupation of Vietnam, China, and Philipines during WW2 killed way more people than Hiroshima and the Nagasaki bombing combined and tripled. Just saying.
#23 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
some men just want to watch the world banana
some men just want to watch the world banana
User avatar #79 - herpaderderp (08/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's estimated that 100,000 people died in Hiroshima.
It's estimated that without the bomb, America would have been forced into a land invasion, estimated to cost 1 million American lives and 3 million Japanese lives.

Sometimes, evils are necessary to prevent even greater evils
#63 - crazyitalian (08/12/2013) [-]
Man, if they wanted to do this, they've REALLY missed their window

best selling console of all time, highly doubt PS4 will out-sell it
User avatar #16 - mortolife (08/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
And I would sit there laughing and laughing because I didn't leave the sinking ship. I Xbox is going down, I'm going down with it. In all actuality though, I'm still getting the Xbox One because I prefer Xbox' s exclusive titles to PlayStation' s.
User avatar #9 - ICEDgrunge (08/11/2013) [-]
This is the height of storytelling right here.
User avatar #70 - imcoolashell (08/12/2013) [-]
Nanking Massacre
Unit 731
Pearl Harbor
Massive use of biological weapons killing off 100's of thousands of chinese

Yea, I think Japan has its skeletons too....
#64 - reaperslayer (08/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
and then russia was sad cause the us army was in chaos their 'competition' being their best friend and they vow vengence and attempt to salvage america and help those in need, thus the 2 join up and soon so does europe putting together the 3 most fearsome armies into one and soon after everyone allies up except japan technological advances are made and then to celebrate, once a year they plant trees on the remains of japan to absorb radiation as japan's reactor went critical one year the fruits of the trees destroyed or contained as the plants are like radiation spunges as the refugees soon recreate their city on japan with help from the alliance putting the past behind them and leaving it there only to look towards the future, as the earths government starts to send ships to orbit and start mining other worlds and colonizing one of the first ships ran by japanese the "uss ishimura" sets off on its glorious journey for the first time
User avatar #62 - Shutupu (08/12/2013) [-]
At least there won't be anymore PS4's.
#14 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah right, like a Jap company would obliterate like half of their customers. They're too greed to do that, they're like Asian Jews. Also wtf is a Copmuter? A button that mutes cops?
#49 to #14 - carpecarp (08/12/2013) [-]
******* anon, that's exactly what a copmuter does. Learn about your basic technologies. Also THE JAP COMPANY IS NINTENDO, THEY MADE MARIO SO THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. <endrant>
User avatar #53 - Crusader (08/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm getting an XB1 for 3 reasons
1 - I like the controller
2 - I like the exclusives
3 - I am willing to cut the cord to the kinect or put tape over the camera
User avatar #55 to #53 - amuro (08/12/2013) [-]
yeah, i will tape the camera too.
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