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User avatar #12 - thedeathaudition ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
The one that hits home is the "It's 8 only 3 more hours until 5 hours left." I used to do this a lot.
#152 to #12 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Ahh, the small victories throughout the day.
#1 - herbolifee ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Since I'm working I've had almost all of these. It's almost sad how accurate this is.
Since I'm working I've had almost all of these. It's almost sad how accurate this is.
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User avatar #75 to #1 - thesinful (08/11/2013) [-]
"In 26 minutes, I'll only have 6 more hours."
User avatar #68 to #1 - klina ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Was just going to say the same. Especially the one about 3 more hours until 5 more hours. Every, single, time.
User avatar #81 to #68 - walhor ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
It reminds me of the chris rock joke "i will be working really hard and not look at the clock for 1 hour.. and then I will work another 2 hours without.. okay now its done.. lets look at the time.. **** 15 mins!"
User avatar #83 to #81 - walhor ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry for the bad quoting which is probally 100% inaccurate.. heres the real Chris Rock: Time at Work
User avatar #122 to #68 - ponchosdm (08/11/2013) [-]
4 more hours until lunch then 3 more hours until end of day... EVERYDAY
User avatar #2 - greenstrongworld (08/11/2013) [-]
These are fake. The man is clearly Asian yet he is not depicted as a doctor or specialist in the medical field.
#7 to #2 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
Would give pinky
To lazy to log in.
#103 to #7 - mattaych (08/11/2013) [-]
>Too lazy to log in.   
>Not lazy enough to withhold comment.
>Too lazy to log in.
>Not lazy enough to withhold comment.
User avatar #11 to #7 - masdercheef (08/11/2013) [-]
>too lazy to log in
>doesn't just leave FJ on automatic log in
#31 to #11 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
he said pinky, he is most probably a /b/ lurker
User avatar #55 to #31 - killerliquid (08/11/2013) [-]
Y'know, at one point in time, "thumbs" would be filtered into "pinkies"
User avatar #94 to #55 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
When I first started on here it was filtered to toenail clippings. I was very confused.
User avatar #97 to #94 - killerliquid (08/11/2013) [-]
I forgot how that came to be.
#202 to #2 - whatifusername (08/12/2013) [-]
Nor was he reading minds
User avatar #123 to #2 - craaabs (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 to #2 - blargchikahonkhonk ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
why do you think his farther isnt in the picture
#85 - adremalech (08/11/2013) [-]
Office Thoughts: "My Stapler"
Office Thoughts: "My Stapler"
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User avatar #148 to #143 - adremalech (08/12/2013) [-]
The movie Office Space
User avatar #174 to #53 - meganinja (08/12/2013) [-]
that's what I thought it was refferencing.
#84 - kaboozle123 (08/11/2013) [-]
the idea of being at the same job for 40 years or even 3 years   
absolutely terrifies me
the idea of being at the same job for 40 years or even 3 years

absolutely terrifies me
User avatar #127 to #84 - delphine (08/11/2013) [-]
pick a career that leaves room for differentiation? i couldn't imagine sitting at a desk job every day for 40 years... so I chose to be a teacher because your job changes every year with each class, you see new faces, you teach new things, you get new technology, etc.

You could also try to double major in something to keep your options open. I got a second degree in fine arts so eventually if I get bored of 2nd graders I can go and get a licence to teach highschool art or something or work for a community art center.
User avatar #138 to #127 - xMWxBEASTx (08/12/2013) [-]
i would want major in an environmental or biology course because that's what I really like but at the same time i don't because i don't really think there is any job security with those majors.
User avatar #146 to #138 - delphine (08/12/2013) [-]
That would be a good choice for you then. That's what I was going to go into before I changed to education. I realized that environmental sciences involve a lot of time in a lab running statistics, BUT there is a lot of room for promotions or advancement.

You might have to start out at an entry level job that involves a lot of menial grunt work and no benefits, but eventually you can work your way up to doing research and then when you get really good and experienced you can get grants to conduct your own research projects and if you get tired of that you can always go and teach college classes. My brother is a geologist and that's how he did it.
User avatar #159 to #146 - xMWxBEASTx (08/12/2013) [-]
Cause i want to do something which i know i like and that i can be doing something that helps earth and or our future. The only problem is like i said, job security. Are there internships that you can do for things like that? I would do that because you won't have to be in college for the full 4 years they like you and that would decrease the overall debt i would have. sorry for grammar mistakes, i'm watching baseball and not really focusing on what i'm writing
User avatar #164 to #159 - delphine (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh for sure. Oftentimes you'll do internships during college or right after and if you're lucky you can get a paid internship. If you want any job security though, you'll probably want to think about getting the full 4 year degree. SO get good grades in high school do lots of extracurriculars and earn as many scholarships as possible. The debt won't be as bad.
User avatar #165 to #164 - xMWxBEASTx (08/12/2013) [-]
ya, i'm a senior right now and trying to get the best graded i can possibly get. My freshman year is what's holding me down, i didn't do so great but my GPA from 10-12 so far is 3.5 so i hope i get good enough grades to bump up my 9-12 which is a 3.13
User avatar #166 to #165 - delphine (08/12/2013) [-]
Eh that should be fine. Scholarship organizations will like to see improvements over the years, which you've done. They also look at what kind of courses you've taken. If you hit the "senior slide" and either take nothing but fluff courses your senior year or your GPA drops significantly in your senior year they look at that. So you should be fine.
User avatar #171 to #166 - xMWxBEASTx (08/12/2013) [-]
i'm taking AP Environmental Science and i don't have any free periods so i should be good
User avatar #173 to #171 - delphine (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah you should be good. Wish you the best of luck good sir.
#109 to #84 - fabelousnagger (08/11/2013) [-]
Not if you like you're job
Not if you like you're job
#132 to #109 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
Even something you like will become boring if you just spend 40 years doing the same thing over and over again.
Even something you like will become boring if you just spend 40 years doing the same thing over and over again.
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#113 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [-]
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#115 to #113 - settantaventi (08/11/2013) [-]
lol source?
lol source?
User avatar #135 to #113 - newsuperyoshi (08/12/2013) [-]
If it was an apple pie, I could see that working. Or is that just on buffalo?
User avatar #149 to #135 - hatsy (08/12/2013) [-]
What you did there
I see it
User avatar #150 to #149 - newsuperyoshi (08/12/2013) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #116 to #113 - idntnoausername (08/11/2013) [-]
I made that **** yesterday....thx for sharing!
#120 to #113 - curtt (08/11/2013) [-]
cant say we're surprised
cant say we're surprised
User avatar #36 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
Reading these comments I feel like the only one that goes to work to work....
#156 to #36 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #158 to #156 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
thats nice.
#160 to #36 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #161 to #160 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/12/2013) [-]
Thats nice.
User avatar #40 to #36 - alfjnn (08/11/2013) [-]
You are.

No one gives a **** except for the lower middle class and immigrants.
User avatar #42 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I just.... like my job. I don't mind doing it. I can be fun it's also a great work out.
User avatar #64 to #42 - qazlord ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
you like doing it because at one time you were kinda a hobo
User avatar #66 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
There are sill jobs that even though i was a hobo I didn't wanna do.
User avatar #76 to #66 - qazlord ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
oh, well then, dont you still want to be a carpenter though?
User avatar #79 to #77 - qazlord ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
do you think thats going to be happening anytime soon?
User avatar #80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
not at all
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User avatar #92 to #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
maybe one day...
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User avatar #43 to #42 - alfjnn (08/11/2013) [-]
I work at a High-end Liquor store in New York.

I explain alcohol and culture to people all day.
Also lift tons of heavy ass crates.
User avatar #44 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I am a wood worker, a contractor, and a fork lift driver.
User avatar #46 to #44 - alfjnn (08/11/2013) [-]
I used to do HVAC&R As a Journeyman.
Trades are fun. Great benefits.
User avatar #48 to #46 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
I really don't like HVAC. I am tried in that along with masonry, electrical work and plumbing yet the only one I really care for is wood working and stuff like that.
User avatar #49 to #48 - alfjnn (08/11/2013) [-]
Masonry is about as useful as smithing these days.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/11/2013) [-]
Masonry is massively need in some place and totally dead in others.
#5 - padawonjohn (08/11/2013) [-]
pls remov frm face pls
User avatar #121 to #5 - badmundur (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh R, i could look at you all day
User avatar #14 to #5 - luncheonlad (08/11/2013) [-]
Lol just find another one where the text isn't actually covering his face?
#13 to #5 - janeedwards ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
close enough?
#186 - advicedude (08/12/2013) [-]
"3 more hours until 5 more hours"   
My thoughts exactly
"3 more hours until 5 more hours"
My thoughts exactly
#110 to #59 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
hes asian-AMERICAN. living the american dream where u work hard enuff that youll finally be able to slack off
User avatar #140 to #110 - xehanortscrack (08/12/2013) [-]
Son has now been disowned.
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User avatar #67 - sweetnothings (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks to long lecture classes I have thought of virtually ever action I could take if someone just started shooting up the place.... why is that always a default thought
#142 - eyecontacthandjob (08/12/2013) [-]
I party at work
I party at work
User avatar #54 - gowge (08/11/2013) [-]
Im a mechanic and whenever im doing something dangerous all i can think is " Just one little slip and I could break my hand and get days off work. Make sure its not fap hand." Im too pussy to do it though.
#188 - catdogdora (08/12/2013) [-]

im sorry
User avatar #206 - tkfourtwoone (08/12/2013) [-]
9 to 5? That's cute

Wait till you see crunch times in IT companies... and by IT I mean of course "video game companies".

9 to 10 PM errrrday, and 9 to 5 during weekend (normally its 9 to 6, with 1 hour lunch break)

Also, been doing this for 5 years already. Just 35 more years to go..... yay
User avatar #208 to #206 - sedativechunk (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh dude, I feel you, I'm a developer myself. Never doing video games again. Never. Ever. Ever.
User avatar #210 to #206 - largilloquent (08/12/2013) [-]
i usually work 9-12 hour shifts, and heres the fun part 30 mins walk to and from work
User avatar #215 to #206 - ferrettamer (08/12/2013) [-]
I'm sure working in a law firm or a hospital would be worse
User avatar #119 - FLCLol (08/11/2013) [-]
sometimes after an hour of work i think just seven more of those and i can go home
and i continuously do this at two hours 4 and a half more of those
3 hours...etc
it helps
User avatar #125 to #119 - thesilence (08/11/2013) [-]
That's what I do when I'm looking forward to something (in my case at the moment, Grand Theft Auto V). I look back on my posts on websites from a week ago and think "that doesn't feel like a long time ago, just five more of those until GTA".
User avatar #126 to #125 - FLCLol (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #130 - delphine (08/11/2013) [-]
As a teacher, some of my thoughts:

"Which one of these kids will end up getting pregnant as a teen or end up in prison?"

"I wonder if my students were all put on a desert island with no supervision, which ones would survive?"

"If a shooter and/or fire-breathing dragon broke into the school, would I be able to take him down or would I be that teacher who tragically dies trying? Probably the latter."

User avatar #16 - dedaluminus (08/11/2013) [-]
Am I the only person that shows up to work, works hard until it's time to go home, then goes home?
User avatar #111 to #16 - thehuntforchristy (08/11/2013) [-]
Yes. You are the only person in the entire world that does that. You are a unique snowflake and we could all learn a thing or two from you.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Zeigh (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - dedaluminus (08/11/2013) [-]
I guess it's just a reflex from when I worked at a Boy Scout camp. 16 hour days, every day, and if you didn't work your ass off through all of it the entire camp structure would collapse.

I still found time to **** around, though. Built myself an entire cabin out of milk crates, staves, and tarps. Lived in that bad boy all summer.
User avatar #20 to #18 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
What state you from
User avatar #21 to #20 - dedaluminus (08/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 to #21 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh nevermind then
User avatar #23 to #22 - dedaluminus (08/11/2013) [-]
Were you trying to figure out if we worked at the same Boy Scout Camp?
User avatar #25 to #23 - kommandantvideo ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Hey, it was worth a try. I don't work at the camps though.
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