Hey UK!. Sometimes best friends fight... But we always end up spilling the same blood in the same mud. Thanks for still being our friends after the break-up..
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#39 - papaspipi (08/11/2013) [-]
Wake up America!!!
#36 - dwarfman ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh the great days of old, when the Brits were respectful, Americans were hard working, Canadians stormed beaches with the best of them, and the Aussies spat on the Japanese after the Empire gave up the pacific.
#52 to #36 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? Canada? What on earth did Canada do in WW2 besides send supplies and a few little ships?
User avatar #53 to #52 - augustusxxiv (08/12/2013) [-]
Stormed Juno Beach during D-DAY. Not the hardest of beaches, but *shrug*
#54 to #53 - formerking (08/12/2013) [-]
We also helped during the Italian campaign, the battle of Britain and the Battle of the Atlantic but yeah it was like we weren't even there
User avatar #69 to #54 - talosknight (08/12/2013) [-]
You missed when the entire Canadian 1st marched up and down the coast of Britain to make the Germans think there was a full army there. Or when they aided in the Pacific Theater in defensive of America with our Pacific fleets. How about the Canadian pilots who were flown in to instruct the British in what to expect in the arctic flight conditions. Or if we talk D-Day, Canada was the only nation to meet their day one objectives, and the only ones to come close to their day seven ones. Liberated Holland and protected their Royal Family. Canada has a long history of strong military resolve. We took Vimy Ridge in World War One, as well as shot down the Red Barron.


How many of you even realized that, at the end of World War Two, Canada was the fourth largest military power in the world? We have saved more ass around the world than most, and continue to this day. We just don't need to plaster everything all over like propaganda. We'd never march into a war we stayed out of for so long of, and make up the title of Supreme Allied Commander, to make ourselves feel better about it or anything. Or did you all just forget about the fact you kept out of the war for so long.
User avatar #74 to #69 - dwarfman ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
My Uncle had nothing but respect for the Canadians after D-day.
User avatar #76 to #69 - Endofzeeworld (08/12/2013) [-]
The united states really did not need to be part of the European theater. Stalin's Red Army was plenty and more to defeat the germans.
User avatar #79 to #76 - kingrayne ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
I think seeing a massive wave of troops, made up of people from several countries, would lower the morale of the opposing side...
User avatar #91 to #76 - flyingfeces (08/12/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand the strenght, size and advanced military equipment the germans had back then. The reason WWII was won by the allied forces was because the invasion in Normandy was specifically timed so there would be a two fronted attack from the west AND the east (Russians) so half of Hitlers troups weren't available.
User avatar #87 to #76 - twothreefivefive ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Without the United States helping on the western front, the Germans would've put more troops into the eastern front.
User avatar #90 to #87 - Endofzeeworld (08/12/2013) [-]
True, but not nearly enough, imo. The russians were simply too numerous.
User avatar #93 to #90 - dwarfman ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
They were within 18 miles of Moscow. They should've taken out the British and then gone after the Soviets. Despite Stalin's insane leadership, they would have stomped them in that case. Another reminder: USA was in the pacific alone (With some help from the Aussies even though the empire abandoned them).
User avatar #95 to #93 - Endofzeeworld (08/12/2013) [-]
Notice my comment said European theater.
User avatar #92 to #90 - twothreefivefive ONLINE (08/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, considering the winter and how Russia is giant makes it hard to take over. If Hitler only waited by not breaking the Pact things might have turned out differently. Too bad one can't tell exactly what will happen in "what would happen if..." situations.
#59 to #54 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
It's sad, but unfortunetly Canada didn't do diddly squat to help.
User avatar #60 to #52 - defender (08/12/2013) [-]
Canada did plenty
User avatar #43 to #36 - solidderking (08/11/2013) [-]
and what about the germans back then?
#66 to #36 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
you do understand that the canadians stormed the beach on bikes ************ bikes
#14 to #2 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this
User avatar #16 - MCPO (08/11/2013) [-]
American: Hey Chuck.
Brit: What is it, William?
American: Let's hope the French remember that we liberated them.
Brit: I hope they do as well.
#28 to #16 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2013) [-]
I'm french and let me just say this.    
   
Thanks russia you're just 			*******		 awesome and the total best for draining all of germany's resources away from north africa and west Europe and towards the east and pushing all the way to berlin by yourself
I'm french and let me just say this.

Thanks russia you're just ******* awesome and the total best for draining all of germany's resources away from north africa and west Europe and towards the east and pushing all the way to berlin by yourself
User avatar #32 to #28 - alexhill (08/11/2013) [-]
Britain and America liberated France not Russia
User avatar #33 to #32 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2013) [-]
a+ good job
#38 to #33 - alexhill (08/11/2013) [-]
My point being Russia fought in the East annexing countries like Poland, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and other baltic nations. Whereas France, Italy and pacific countries were saved by the USA and UK. So it would be thanks USA and UK
User avatar #40 to #38 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2013) [-]
sure, but USA didn't do anything until the last year of the world war against anyone, when nazi ranks thinned out year by year in paris for years my gramps was thanking russians
#44 to #40 - alexhill (08/11/2013) [-]
>USA didn't do anything until the last year of the war

wat.jpeg

They funded the Russians and British to continue the war with essential materials and equipment.

And I'm afraid your gramps was thanking the wrong army the only reason the German army thinned out was due to the surrender and then occupation of Italy and the need to defend it and the need to defend the previously undefended southern France
User avatar #50 to #44 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2013) [-]
hey man that's just what he says, german army was all moved upside with a good bunch of german soldiers moving to the eastern front year by year, don't try to counter argument on a primary source.
#58 to #50 - alexhill (08/12/2013) [-]
LOL something your ' gramps ' said is now a primary source and can not be argued against?   
>MFW   
   
You really are dumb. The actual fact of the matter is that there were the same amount of soldiers in the western front they just became more spread out as the theatre of war spread across to the mediterranean and British intelligence spread disinformation to spread the German defences thin part of Operation Fortitude.   
   
Please go off solid facts rather than the rambling of some old man. You are a disgrace to your country
LOL something your ' gramps ' said is now a primary source and can not be argued against?
>MFW

You really are dumb. The actual fact of the matter is that there were the same amount of soldiers in the western front they just became more spread out as the theatre of war spread across to the mediterranean and British intelligence spread disinformation to spread the German defences thin part of Operation Fortitude.

Please go off solid facts rather than the rambling of some old man. You are a disgrace to your country
User avatar #63 to #58 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2013) [-]
jeezus, calm down, it was simply well known in town army men were getting transferred in mass to the eastern front from everywhere, you're calling me dumb for something that was common knowledge back then

also calm down with the mfw, .jpegs and greentext arrows that don't make sense on here
#72 to #63 - alexhill (08/12/2013) [-]
It's hard not to get annoyed at blatent stupidity in the face of historical facts   
   
and how does ' MFW ' not work on funnyjunk?   
It uses the GIF as a representation of my face hence ' MFW '.   
The 'greentext 'arrow is merely an arrow connecting 'MFW' to the GIF   
"hurr can only work on le 4chin"   
   
Do I really have to explain this basic 			****		 to you
It's hard not to get annoyed at blatent stupidity in the face of historical facts

and how does ' MFW ' not work on funnyjunk?
It uses the GIF as a representation of my face hence ' MFW '.
The 'greentext 'arrow is merely an arrow connecting 'MFW' to the GIF
"hurr can only work on le 4chin"

Do I really have to explain this basic **** to you
User avatar #73 to #72 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2013) [-]
i was talking about greentexting, but uh ok.

just chill man, nazis got in a bundle and lots of troops moved out towards the east after the reich started receding back there, it's easy knowledge in paris

really, just chill, you don't need to get angry, i'm not saying you have a small dick or anything, i'm merely stating a regular thing that happened
User avatar #98 to #73 - desacabose (12/23/2014) [-]
Kazoo Solo was pretty hype though
User avatar #97 to #73 - desacabose (12/23/2014) [-]
Holy **** woolie's rap came out of nowhere at max volume
User avatar #99 to #97 - herecomesjohnny (12/27/2014) [-]
pat singing the 101 theme though
User avatar #96 to #73 - desacabose (12/23/2014) [-]
Take a bet on whether or not Liam will have Revengeance on his 2013 list
User avatar #94 to #73 - alexhill (08/12/2013) [-]
There is literally no hope for you.
#64 to #28 - workitout (08/12/2013) [-]
What's that? I can't hear you when you're running away. Get over it, USA and Britain saved your ass in the 40's but you're too smug to admit it.
What's that? I can't hear you when you're running away. Get over it, USA and Britain saved your ass in the 40's but you're too smug to admit it.
User avatar #65 to #64 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2013) [-]
i will forever be grateful to the US and britain, i apologize if you thought wrong
User avatar #71 to #64 - mkgt (08/12/2013) [-]
We did **** up the Germans, but Russia was already making Berlin its bitch by the time the rest of the Allies got there. We gave them the breathing room to with the D-Day assault. Then, after Germany was out, we were the ones who wiped out Japan.
User avatar #19 to #16 - ainsley (08/11/2013) [-]
France: I hope America remembers that my money, munitions, soldiers, and naval forces were paramount in America's victory in the Revolutionary War. Without me they wouldn't have won.
User avatar #20 to #19 - MCPO (08/11/2013) [-]
We did. That why we provided it in 1917, 1940, and 1954.
#25 to #20 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
funny how it took you 3/4 of each world war to remember and then conveniently attack the exhausted enemy
#84 to #25 - Gewdaism (08/12/2013) [-]
Almost all of your war material was from the United States, in fact the main reason we entered World War I was German submarines were sinking our merchant vessels
User avatar #29 to #19 - shadowmaul (08/11/2013) [-]
Just like to point out it was also Spain that helped win the Revolutionary War by destroying the forts and armies in the south (florida georgia etc)
User avatar #56 to #19 - mrbugadybugady (08/12/2013) [-]
And the Prussians trained your soldiers
#75 to #56 - konlyletters (08/12/2013) [-]
"Whereas most states possess an army, the Prussian Army possesses a state." - Voltaire, French philosopher
User avatar #1 - thephoenix (08/11/2013) [-]
You're welcome America
#5 to #1 - ManInKilt (08/11/2013) [-]
Yes thank you, because without all your support in the war America would never have made it through all those bombings from Germany. Never mind the fact you guys always had those air patrols over our continent, you know?
Yes thank you, because without all your support in the war America would never have made it through all those bombings from Germany. Never mind the fact you guys always had those air patrols over our continent, you know?
#6 to #1 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
its always funny when the uk brags about WWII, when all they did is retreat to their island and manage to keep remaining nazi forces in the west off their land. Way to protect your side of Europe. Eastern front is where its at. Russians beat the germans back to berlin. and the US brought it in from the west (not to mention their war in the pacific). way to help uk, way to help.
#7 to #6 - othdaddy (08/11/2013) [-]
well obviously, the only reason we were in the war in the first place is cos of the bloody french.
well obviously, the only reason we were in the war in the first place is cos of the bloody french.
#18 to #6 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
forget all that bull crap we spent years fighting the full strength of the nazi armies and near the end of the war the US come along fight afew japs and nazi and claim victory. now admittedly the fight against the japs was hard but i love to point out they were winning untill well you dropped a massive bomb.( cheating) the US only fought the warn out weakened and outnumbered nazi armies. All the US did was the equivalent of having a maid clean your house then you picking up single crumb and saying you cleaned the whole place alone with no help.
The US did NOT win ww2 you aided in the allied victory. the US have been fighting wars for 203 yrs of your short 295 yr history and have never won a war that wasn't against yourself of a small nation that had no chance.
#35 to #18 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
They also sent you a **** ton of weapons and supplies, without which you probably have had your asses thoroughly kicked. **** you.
User avatar #31 to #18 - mortolife (08/11/2013) [-]
A few japs? **** you. The whole Pacific theater was our fight and we beat the Japanese back island by island with most of our military digging your assets out of a ******* hole in Europe. I firmly believe that without US intervention, Germany would have left the United Kingdom battered and broken and turned its full strength on the eastern front and beaten back the Russians (probably not defeat but push back) and then bull over the UK when they finish with Russia. We supplied the English with ships and armor (tanks) and we supplied the French partisans with weapons occasionally. Hell, we supplied a few million pairs of boots and aircraft to Russia during the early yeasts of the war.
User avatar #57 to #31 - IamWhoIam (08/12/2013) [-]
Also without the Japanese having to fight the Americans, the Japanese could have easily started to invade Easter Russia. But because the Japs had to deal with America first the Russians were able to send 25 more divisions of troops (veteran troops making up most of these units) to the western front to allow them to stem the bleeding until the Americans could get more supplies to them through the Arctic ocean and until their Conscription program got going full tilt along with what was left of their industry to form massive shock armies compromised of men, tanks, and planes to throw at the Germans. Yes Russia did a lot of the heavy lifting for WWII but without American intervention it all would have been for naught.
#89 to #18 - Gewdaism (08/12/2013) [-]
The United States occupied Okinawa, a Japanese home island, Japan was NOT winning
User avatar #62 to #18 - darthblam (08/12/2013) [-]
"point out they were winning"
The Japs? Are you kidding? The U.S. had completely pushed Japan to its mainland and was even fire bombing the emperor's home daily. The Japanese were beaten, the problem is that they wouldn't surrender.
There was a plan for he U.S. to invade Japan with troops, but this would cost countless lives on both sides. The "cheating" bomb was put in place to scare the Japanese into finally ending it for both side's sake. Even if the bomb wasn't dropped the Japanese would have ultimately lost, it would just probably be a couple more years and a few thousand or so more casualties..
User avatar #26 to #18 - lube (08/11/2013) [-]
You go sass queen!
User avatar #51 to #6 - mymiddleleg (08/12/2013) [-]
So the fighting in the pacific and north africa was nothing? annihilating the Luftwaffe was nothing, not to mention our navy wrecking havoc in the seas, try educating yourself before you make dumbass comments on something you clearly know nothing about
#8 to #6 - othdaddy (08/11/2013) [-]
and also the Russians pullled out of ww2 early and formed the nazi-soviet pact in order to save their own asses! 			****		 you im doing this 			****		 as an A level. royal Britannia 4 lyf.
and also the Russians pullled out of ww2 early and formed the nazi-soviet pact in order to save their own asses! **** you im doing this **** as an A level. royal Britannia 4 lyf.
User avatar #22 to #8 - xxDanvelxx (08/11/2013) [-]
Russia did the Nazi Soviet pact BEFORE the war began, I think you have to history a little harder
#9 to #8 - comradewinter ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Couldn't have been more wrong. The Soviets formed the non-attack pact with Germany to prevent having to fight at all, they never pulled out. Once hell broke loose they never went back, it was full on war on the biggest scale the world has ever seen.
User avatar #10 to #9 - othdaddy (08/11/2013) [-]
exactly? you just said what i said. the russians had issues with resources and the fact they were led by tsar nicholas the second a man with absolutley no military experiance so they formed a pact with germany effectivley promising not to attack? in what way is that not pulling out? and yeah i know it was a big war thats why it was called a world war hur durr
#12 to #10 - comradewinter ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Just read through your comment again. You do realize that Tsar Nikolai lost leadership in 1917, 22 years before the war broke out? I think you're mixing the world wars here.
#11 to #10 - comradewinter ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
They pulled out of WW1 early. This due to lack of resources and the fact that Lenin and his Bolsheviks wanted to build a Soviet Union without further war damages.

It's not pulling out of a war if you never fought it in the first place. You can complain as much as you'd like that they never intended to make an effort, and that their plan was cut short due to sudden aggression from Germany, but nevertheless they joined the war a year before the US, and 80% of all Axis casualties were met against them. They were without doubt the reason why the war was won.
User avatar #13 to #11 - othdaddy (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah the nicholas the second bit was totally off hahaha thats what happens when you get force fed 200 years of russian history in one school year, sorry. but im not diss agreeing with the anon im just saying that russia did have its moments of weakness
#17 to #13 - comradewinter ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Still, this was between the 1917 revolution and the beginning of WW2. Even though the Soviets didn't have the resources to fight a war they had the people, but were more than willing to sit out the entire war. Like I said, the Ruski couldn't possibly pull out of something they were never part of.
User avatar #86 to #1 - lillpip (08/12/2013) [-]
>Post about America and UK not being total douchebags to eachother.
>Someone from the UK is a total douchebag in the comment section.



Typical
User avatar #61 to #1 - gustaforce (08/12/2013) [-]
Right back at you UK
User avatar #4 to #1 - kommandantvideo (08/11/2013) [-]
For what?
#3 to #1 - navar (08/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #80 - nucularwar (08/12/2013) [-]
It's less of a break up and more the UK getting empty nest syndrome when we moved out of the house
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#30 - bme (08/11/2013) [-]
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#37 - shroomftw (08/11/2013) [-]
Well this was a nice experience
#81 - MotorstormLegend (08/12/2013) [-]
What most people don't realize is that not all Nazi soldiers were brainwashed killing machines who ate, breathed and lived intolerance. Most were just poor farmers with families to feed, who had nothing particular against anybody (who took off the evil stares when Der Fuhrer wasn't looking), and who were forced to join the army. Like these guys: acidcow.com/pics/6149-german-soldiers-have-fun-during-the-wwii-24-pics.html

Compare those pics to the ones you see of U.S. Marines stationed in the Middle East. Notice any similarities.
#82 to #81 - buttseckss (08/12/2013) [-]
Is this supposed to be something new that we all didn't already know?
#24 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
Bollocks, the colonies are getting chummy again...
#41 to #24 - denercov (08/11/2013) [-]
Britain isn't a colony...
#55 to #41 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
...
#88 - bronywhat (08/12/2013) [-]
The older I've gotten the more I've realized that British people are just American people with British accents.
#85 - Gewdaism (08/12/2013) [-]
Also thanks for not telling anyone I'm crippled
User avatar #45 - austoboyko (08/11/2013) [-]
'MuriTain **** Yeah!
#21 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
Dumb cunts walked around trampling on flags when the real fight was on the eastern front
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User avatar #48 to #21 - mymiddleleg (08/12/2013) [-]
You sir, are a top class ignorant dumbass
#23 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
These two soldiers look like ******* retards
User avatar #42 to #23 - gatorade (08/11/2013) [-]
Those soldiers right there are some Nazi killing mother ******* !
#70 - anon (08/12/2013) [-]
Damn I love America...

Damn I love Brittan...

Damn I love... well, everybody!
#27 - mzdave (08/11/2013) [-]
why no blue in canadian flag. too good for our club?.
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