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Captain America: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Thor: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Hulk: really strong and green
Iran Man: has high tech power" arnica
Black Widow: Martial Arts expert
Hawkeye: Expert Marksman.
Master Chief: Genetically enhanced super soldier
Master Chief: fights aliens with Mjolnir
Master Chief: really strong and green
Master Chief: has high tech power" arnica
Master Chief: Martial Arts expert
Master Chief: Expert Marksman.
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User avatar #10 - sanguinemybrother (08/11/2013) [+] (89 replies)
Martial arts expert? Think I'm gonna let that slide?

Master chief is the least agile guy ever, All he can do is jump pretty high, Hell! he didn't even learn to sprint for 3 games.
User avatar #11 to #10 - TheAwesomestKyle ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
but have you read the books. he accidently killed three men training in the gym at 16.
#25 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Well, if he can fall from orbit, not die, but one melee attack from a grunt can kill him, no thanks, Ill stick with actual good characters.
#30 to #25 - lucarioveethree (08/11/2013) [-]
Grunts can't melee.
#15 - lawerancearm (08/11/2013) [+] (36 replies)
I never cared much for Halo, but then again I was never really into shooters.
#18 to #15 - zakaizer (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay... What do I do with this opinion?
#42 - sliferzpwns (08/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Here you are good man!
#64 - lucarioveethree (08/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
And don't forget that Spartans never die.

They just go missing in action.
#406 - Aezync (08/11/2013) [+] (36 replies)
Guys who play video games are so pathetic.
#416 to #406 - killerabbit (08/11/2013) [-]
You came to the wrong neighborhood, 						************
You came to the wrong neighborhood, ************
User avatar #34 - falloutshelterfj (08/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but can he swim?
#121 - lordraine ONLINE (08/11/2013) [+] (39 replies)
>SHIELD could really save on payroll here
Except for the part where literally every Avenger ever that hasn't been a vanilla human could kick Chief's ass.

MC vs Hulk: Winner, Hulk by a mile.
MC vs Thor: Winner, Thor for being a god and able to tank pretty much everything MC could throw, vehicles included
MC vs Iron Man: Iron Man has a better suit, better weapons, and can fly.
MC vs Wolverine: MC can't kill Wolverine. Wolverine can kill MC.
MC vs Spiderman: Spiderman can hit harder and move faster than a Spartan, and that's in addition to his Spider-Sense, web-slingers, and agility.

I could keep listing more Avengers, but I think I've made my point.

SHIELD could save on payroll like how the navy could if they replaced everything with rubber duckies and one fat guy who can make engine noises with his lips.
#127 - solidderking (08/11/2013) [+] (104 replies)
#255 - thechosentroll (08/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I love how this degraded into a Space marines vs. Spartans argument. Haven't had one of those in ages.
#447 - deadfed (08/11/2013) [+] (63 replies)
Everybody is calling out ******** on the Master Chief, except for the most obvious one, that he never used Mjolnir.
User avatar #451 to #447 - ultralinkfan (08/11/2013) [-]
mjolnir is the name of his type of armour
#8 - thechosentroll (08/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Or just get a Space Marine. He'll get the job done faster, he won't die and he'll do it for free. The joy of killing xenos scum is compensation enough.
#370 - relishattack (08/11/2013) [-]
I never liked halo.
#264 - xoyv (08/11/2013) [+] (13 replies)
well isn't THAT cute

ONE guy in ONE set of powerarmor
#241 - lawander **User deleted account** (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That´s cute.
Tell me more how cool master chief is
#475 - kenwordo (08/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
illl most likely get red thumbs but don't really care i love halo but 						****					 the over extreme master chief fans like that
illl most likely get red thumbs but don't really care i love halo but **** the over extreme master chief fans like that
#481 to #475 - Jeff C (08/11/2013) [-]
how was that over extreme?
User avatar #436 - dafuqmang (08/11/2013) [+] (22 replies)
The SPARTAN-II Program was done in a huge batch. 150 Candidates were kidnapped, flash cloned, and brought to training.

Then those 150 were genetically engineered, killing several, for years. This includes bonding things to their skeletons to make them stronger.

The MJOLNIR armor went through several iterations before it could even be used by these Spartans. There were several pairs of armor made for the IIs.

Overall billions upon billions of dollars spent on the Spartans. And since Master Chief is one of the last few to exist, the program was a massive waste of money.

User avatar #467 to #436 - swifterly (08/11/2013) [-]
Not a massive waste of money if one of them saves the Universe 4 times, and now another 2 eh?