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User avatar #1 - irishwolven (08/10/2013) [-]
And that is why you can't leave Wallace alone without Grommit at his side.
User avatar #70 to #1 - brianhanerjr (08/11/2013) [-]
This is why the Wrong Trousers episode depressed the **** out of me. Gromit left because he thought he wasn't loved anymore and and left Wallace in the dust which idk why but the feels were felt that day
User avatar #77 to #70 - fukkendragonite (08/11/2013) [-]
I concur with these feels. Twas a feely episode.
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonefgthree (08/10/2013) [-]
Haha oh wow I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking of that
#26 - skiskate (08/11/2013) [-]
I would buy the **** out of this
User avatar #60 to #26 - xdeathspawnx (08/11/2013) [-]
Imagine if it malfunctioned and gave you a massive wedgie
#4 - fatalkill (08/11/2013) [-]
Bitch i will buy that **** on the spot.
User avatar #3 - spoogle (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm just like any other guy. I do my taxes one leg at a time.
#9 to #3 - weinerdick ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
#35 - JMF (08/11/2013) [-]
I was telling my friend about this comic last night, and telling him how this is one of my absolute favorite comics. Here we are right now, and it's on its way to the front page. Sometimes things just work out damn well.
Does this make me psychic? If so, what do?
User avatar #62 to #35 - xdeathspawnx (08/11/2013) [-]
use psychic powers to solve the worlds great mysteries and unsolved murders.
jk just use them to pick up the ladies
#45 - DCat (08/11/2013) [-]
>One leg at time


I know. My Photoshop skills suck
#42 - vulpex (08/11/2013) [-]
I want one of those
User avatar #51 to #42 - lordvimless (08/11/2013) [-]
balls are hanging out when you use it. you're going to have a bad day
#29 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
But thats 			*******		 genius.   
It will save time and greatly reduce the chance of getting your foot stuck on your pants, falling over and smashing your head against something.
But thats ******* genius.
It will save time and greatly reduce the chance of getting your foot stuck on your pants, falling over and smashing your head against something.
User avatar #27 - KayRed (08/11/2013) [-]
That has to be the most depressing set up for a joke, but goddamnit it worked.
#40 - John Cena (08/11/2013) [-]
But what if you have morning wood?
#19 - boogiebean (08/11/2013) [-]
went through the entire front page without even cracking a smile, and when i read this i burst into laughter so thank you... thank you very much
went through the entire front page without even cracking a smile, and when i read this i burst into laughter so thank you... thank you very much
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User avatar #5 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
This reminds me of an invention that I thought of, but I have no means of making it or distributing it....
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User avatar #6 to #5 - redtheninja (08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, for being vague as hell.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
The invention itself has nothing that relates to the comic. I thought it was worthless typing. If someone wants to know what it is, it would be difficult to explain it.

I know I can't make it, because it requires materials that I dont think exists.
User avatar #8 to #7 - redtheninja (08/11/2013) [-]
The content was about inventions. It would have related.

And dude... Not to shoot down you hopes and dreams, but if materials don't exist, can it really be called an invention?
User avatar #10 to #8 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
It's not a material that doesn't exist.. more like materials with properties that I have no idea if it can be fabricated.

Okay. Imagine a sheet of clear plastic or a plain of glass. And inside this plain of glass or sheet of plastic, there is a void. Like, a small empty pocket that has nothing in it. If you looked through the glass/plastic, I'm pretty sure you'd see the void. I'd have to put in a liquid that has the same diffraction properties as the glass/plastic to fill in the void in order to make the glass/plastic clear. Now, imagine, that liquid being replaced by an ink, like a dark ink. that makes the void black. A pump can be used to quickly replace the clear liquid with the black liquid, as long as both liquids can't mix (kinda like oil and water), but they also have to have the same density and be almost frictionless... also the dark ink can't leave a mark after leaving the void. ]

I need ALL that for the invention to work.
User avatar #12 to #10 - savirleo (08/11/2013) [-]
I once had a dream about using a thermal red dot sight. It may be plausible, but will probably be a few years
User avatar #34 to #12 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
What's a thermal red dot sight.
#73 to #34 - savirleo (08/11/2013) [-]
Remember the red dot sight in MW2? imagine that, but it has that infrared overlay of the thermal scope

Basically imagine a red dot sight with this type of view
User avatar #11 to #10 - redtheninja (08/11/2013) [-]
Okay, okay, I understand that... But what is the actual invention?

Also, putting liquid in a void would stop it being a void. The meaning of void is nothing. Literally. So you couldn't have liquid in a void.
#13 to #11 - John Cena (08/11/2013) [-]
I think the dude just describe a bottle of cola.
User avatar #14 to #11 - vexaton ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
I think he was trying to explain a way to make glass both seethrough and opaque, switching between the two by the flick of a button (or something in that sense). It would stop us from ever needing blinds and curtains again...
User avatar #15 to #14 - redtheninja (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh, see, now THAT would be ******* cool.

Maybe instead of a switch, it's voice-activated? 'Cause I know I ******* hate having to get up to open/close the blinds in the morning/evening.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vexaton ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Or maybe activated by an internal clock, but it has a voice-activated override-switch.
User avatar #17 to #16 - redtheninja (08/11/2013) [-]
The internal clock would make sense too.
#21 to #17 - John Cena (08/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 to #15 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
Exactly. But I need materials that matched the properties that I listed.
#64 to #38 - hallowedfrogg (08/11/2013) [-]
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They used this stuff in an episode of Tanked
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User avatar #50 to #38 - thinegame (08/11/2013) [-]
... the word you're looking for is a vacuum.
User avatar #84 to #50 - Leopard (08/12/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #33 to #14 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
Bingo.
User avatar #47 to #14 - wallbuilder (08/11/2013) [-]
Such a thing already exists. Imagine two panes of glass and in between them is a jumble of metal rods. Normally the rods are jumbled and obscure light from passing through but if an electric current is applied they straighten up and light can pass through.
User avatar #55 to #47 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
But I wanna use liquid
#22 to #14 - neurofuzzy (08/11/2013) [-]
BEHOLD it exists.
Smart Glass Application
Not that Leopard should feel bad for not inventing it, since I'm pretty sure all of this uses weird liquid crystal optics. But it's also not very realistic... I mean, why not just have electrically controlled window shades? Maybe with some clean surface? Like the inner eyelid of a reptile, but pitch black, and arranged so that they can open and close with speed.
User avatar #39 to #22 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
That window thing doesn't look very nice, also it seems to be like a electronic screen or some sort, like a see-though monitor. Also electronically controlled window shades doesn't look nice either. I was thinking of having such void carved into the glass to look amazing. Nice patterns, flowers, **** like that. Also, it would look really cool to watch it fill up with the black ink.
#82 to #39 - neurofuzzy (08/11/2013) [-]
Interesting. Well with a shop it would be pretty feasible to sandwich two pieces of glass together and use thin metal trim to put a pattern between! If you evacuate all the air and replace it with fluid, you could put some particles in suspension and let the water fall by gravity, pumping some back to the top. The speed at which the particles in the suspension flow would change, depending on the pattern. That would be neat and doable! (by doable I just mean, you can consider every implementation detail relatively easily)
#49 to #39 - buysomestuff (08/11/2013) [-]
Try to find a clip of Cal Lightmans interrogation room. (From Lie to Me)

EXACTLY what your invention is
User avatar #23 to #22 - vexaton ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Still, that thing isn't exactly opaque... It's still transparent. I get your point though
#28 to #23 - neurofuzzy (08/11/2013) [-]
Meh, the principle can be improved upon.
User avatar #25 to #23 - mojado (08/11/2013) [-]
SONTE Film - digital shade for your home and office
User avatar #36 to #11 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
What vexaton said.
User avatar #66 to #10 - mrstalin (08/11/2013) [-]
I like to come up with designs for inventions as well. I don't feel like digging up all of the math I did on the blueprints, but the basic idea is a ring-shaped space station that could serve as an in-system refueling/repairing port that can also serve uses as a scientific research outpost for experiments that can be affected by the Earth's magnetic field and plasma sphere (if that's the right term for it.)

The station would be a ring shaped station 2km in diameter with a rotation around a central axis at a rate of 1rpm, if I'm remembering correctly. There would be a nuclear reactor to power the station, as well as solar panels. To save on power, data will be sent via fiber-optics. The rings, as a cross-section, would be octagonal in shape. General stuff like that. Granted as a 17 year old guy who comes from a lower class American family, I highly doubt I can bring this to fruition, it's a nice thing to think about.
User avatar #85 to #66 - Leopard (08/12/2013) [-]
Already being made.
User avatar #46 to #10 - badboywantsu (08/11/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbMK_Z5KqLM
i like your idea, though a similar idea is already in existence additionally if you had your invention the liquid would have to be freeze proof because if frozen it could break from expanding.
User avatar #54 to #46 - Leopard (08/11/2013) [-]
Well, in that video, I dont see how they do it. It might not be my technique.

Also, the glass is kinda opaque before it becomes completly unclear. I want my windows to be perfectly clear before hand.

And another thing, I'd want patterns to be designed into the void. So it's not just... ink filling up the glass. But taking shapes of patterns, flowers, nice shapes... idk.

Also, yea, chemicals do need to be added to make it freeze proof.
#61 - eggrollmaster (08/11/2013) [-]
reminds me of that one episode of spongebob...he has his pants or underwear or something on a thing like that
User avatar #57 - sirbustyabals (08/11/2013) [-]
People without arms can use the pants'o'matic
User avatar #58 - lemurlemur (08/11/2013) [-]
i feel like that invention would result in a catastrophic penis injury
#59 to #58 - RackOff (08/11/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same thing. Or ultimate wedgie.
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#75 - taigerblade (08/11/2013) [-]
Bulletball Reminds me of this
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