fail. . I was sitting in class the other day and i didnt notice i had a boner. was pointed to my left. The girl sitting next to me notices and says, Whats that'
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I was sitting in class the other day and i didnt
notice i had a boner. was pointed to my left.
The girl sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that'?" Panicking, I said, "tts, its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
tamer haha." So then she starts poking it
because she has no idea its my dick. We were
sitting in a part of the classroom where you cant
see the clock. She says, "Since we have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not to
laugh i pull my phone out of the other pocket
and tell her the time.
She was like...
And i was like...
...
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#25 - lolfire (08/11/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>didn't notice I had a boner.    
   
   
						******					 the 						****					 is wrong with your dick if you can't feel it swelling up.    
It's actually an unavoidable feeling.    
Also you would be able to tell the difference between a phone and a boner by poking it. And while we're on it, why the 						****					 would she poke your phone ?    
   
   
I'm calling 						********					 on all of this.
>didn't notice I had a boner.


****** the **** is wrong with your dick if you can't feel it swelling up.
It's actually an unavoidable feeling.
Also you would be able to tell the difference between a phone and a boner by poking it. And while we're on it, why the **** would she poke your phone ?


I'm calling ******** on all of this.
User avatar #9 - gcloud (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i think she new exactly what she was poking and was playing stupid
#20 - juicyy (08/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
where is that sexual reference guy when you need him..
User avatar #19 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
She knew exactly what she was doing. "oh i thought you had a boner" better start poking your "phone". She knew, she knew exactly what was going on.
#55 - harrytheheadcrab (08/11/2013) [-]
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In the actual story she commented on how he had a small phone. But of course you'd leave that out OP. Wouldn't you?
User avatar #8 - blasthardcheese (08/10/2013) [-]
You should have followed with "After that, the least I can do is buy you breakfast."
#86 - oapsyches (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - deathklokiller (08/10/2013) [+] (12 replies)
hfw (feeling nice today)
hfw (feeling nice today)
#88 - emipr (08/11/2013) [-]
Impresive
#52 - skiskate (08/11/2013) [-]
You gonna eat that white space?
#36 - whiteyswag (08/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If you didn't know you had a boner you have problems.    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
What happened to the FJ I loved.
If you didn't know you had a boner you have problems.







What happened to the FJ I loved.
User avatar #44 to #36 - pippysfleas (08/11/2013) [-]
that poor animal............
#94 - damneegerguys (08/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else notice how cancerous this **** is?
User avatar #57 - xoyv (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...couldn't he jsut look at the clock?
User avatar #68 to #57 - EnergizierAnon (08/11/2013) [-]
"They were sitting in a part of the classroom where you can't see the clock."

did you skim the story?
User avatar #70 - zorororonoa (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You have a pocket in the middle of your pants?
#50 - gokhue (08/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the only way this could be true was if you happened to have the most square shaped dick in the world
the only way this could be true was if you happened to have the most square shaped dick in the world
#74 - baloothebear (08/11/2013) [-]
i tried not to laug.. i succeeded. now what?
#63 - marcury ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
what time is it?
#64 - bdowns (08/11/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at NSFW comp **
#34 - hydromatic (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So let me get this straight OP.
1. You didn't notice you had a boner.
2. The girl couldn't tell a penis from a phone.

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