fail. . I was sitting in class the other day and i didnt notice i had a boner. was pointed to my left. The girl sitting next to me notices and says, Whats that'
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fail

I was sitting in class the other day and i didnt
notice i had a boner. was pointed to my left.
The girl sitting next to me notices and says,
Whats that'?" Panicking, I said, "tts, its my
phone." She say, "Oh, I thought you had a
tamer haha." So then she starts poking it
because she has no idea its my dick. We were
sitting in a part of the classroom where you cant
see the clock. She says, "Since we have your
phone, can you tell me the time?" Trying not to
laugh i pull my phone out of the other pocket
and tell her the time.
She was like...
And i was like...
...
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#25 - lolfire (08/11/2013) [-]
>didn't notice I had a boner.    
   
   
			******		 the 			****		 is wrong with your dick if you can't feel it swelling up.    
It's actually an unavoidable feeling.    
Also you would be able to tell the difference between a phone and a boner by poking it. And while we're on it, why the 			****		 would she poke your phone ?    
   
   
I'm calling 			********		 on all of this.
>didn't notice I had a boner.


****** the **** is wrong with your dick if you can't feel it swelling up.
It's actually an unavoidable feeling.
Also you would be able to tell the difference between a phone and a boner by poking it. And while we're on it, why the **** would she poke your phone ?


I'm calling ******** on all of this.
#91 to #25 - arstya (08/11/2013) [-]
It's possible he was extremely focused on something, or can't feel well. I know I can't feel well due to nerve damage.

But it's still ******** because of the rest.
User avatar #102 to #25 - TittyCinnamon (08/11/2013) [-]
and that's why i didn't find this story funny cause it was just god awfully fake. they could have made it at least a little bit believable.
User avatar #41 to #25 - lazypaul (08/11/2013) [-]
Men have erection for like 12 hours a day. You don't notice them all the time.

Source: Having a penis for 18 years, probably about 4 more years than you.
User avatar #51 to #41 - ifightdragons (08/11/2013) [-]
i feel all my boners except while im sleeping
source: having a penis for 19 years, dont be such a cock
User avatar #42 to #41 - lolfire (08/11/2013) [-]
Wow an 18 year old who thinks he's a big lad.

Haha, sit down kid. You're embarrassing yourself.


And btw a male has roughly 11 to 14 erections a day, most lasting no more than 25 minutes. So yeah. That's a thing.
User avatar #60 to #42 - timmywankenobi (08/11/2013) [-]
most of them are during sleep .
User avatar #43 to #42 - lazypaul (08/11/2013) [-]
It's called exagerating for effect. I'm not being a 'big lad' just that fact that you think you should feel every erection leads me to believe you've just started having them.

Btw I love the way you call me kid on the internet. It makes you seem super cool! Like a cowbow.
User avatar #73 to #43 - crazyhindu (08/11/2013) [-]
You called him a kid first...
#48 to #43 - futtbucked (08/11/2013) [-]
Cowboy*
wow. How can someone not notice they have a boner?

And you still get random boners at 18? That ended for me at like 16-17. try getting laid
User avatar #35 to #25 - originalanonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
When i have morning wood i don't feel it till i stand up.
User avatar #92 to #25 - itislethal (08/11/2013) [-]
One time I was on youtube and looked down to realize my hand was down my pants and I was jerking off. If I can do that I believe in anything.
User avatar #9 - gcloud ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
i think she new exactly what she was poking and was playing stupid
#37 to #9 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
Oh really? no **** sherlock.
User avatar #19 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
She knew exactly what she was doing. "oh i thought you had a boner" better start poking your "phone". She knew, she knew exactly what was going on.
#55 - harrytheheadcrab (08/11/2013) [-]
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In the actual story she commented on how he had a small phone. But of course you'd leave that out OP. Wouldn't you?
#20 - juicyy (08/10/2013) [-]
where is that sexual reference guy when you need him..
#39 to #20 - pootington (08/11/2013) [-]
Is this who you're looking for?
#81 to #20 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
Banned, dead in a ditch, something like that...
#88 - emipr (08/11/2013) [-]
Impresive
#94 - damneegerguys (08/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else notice how cancerous this **** is?
User avatar #8 - blasthardcheese (08/10/2013) [-]
You should have followed with "After that, the least I can do is buy you breakfast."
#52 - skiskate (08/11/2013) [-]
You gonna eat that white space?
#74 - baloothebear (08/11/2013) [-]
i tried not to laug.. i succeeded. now what?
#63 - marcury (08/11/2013) [-]
what time is it?
#12 - deathklokiller (08/10/2013) [-]
hfw (feeling nice today)
hfw (feeling nice today)
#40 to #12 - ksiolajidebtisboss (08/11/2013) [-]
Sauce to the video?
User avatar #105 to #12 - murpmurp ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
there was a porn out there with a girl that looked like her and is very popular apparently
User avatar #13 to #12 - viscerys (08/10/2013) [-]
Why does she look so familiar?
User avatar #14 to #13 - deathklokiller (08/10/2013) [-]
lia marie johnson
#28 to #14 - merrymarvelite (08/11/2013) [-]
**** , she's only 16.

Moving on, then.
#59 to #28 - icecreamonnips (08/11/2013) [-]
>implying that matters
>implying that matters
#31 to #28 - stuartkillswitch (08/11/2013) [-]
Where I live, that's perfectly acceptable. Huehuehue.
User avatar #104 to #28 - viscerys (08/11/2013) [-]
So am I. Awww yiss.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - viscerys (08/10/2013) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #82 to #13 - girlandram (08/11/2013) [-]
If you've ever watched TheFineBros' YouTube series, "Kids React" or "Teens React", that's what she's from.
#22 to #12 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
I cant tell why, but for some reason I cant stop watching this gif.
I cant tell why, but for some reason I cant stop watching this gif.
User avatar #70 - zorororonoa (08/11/2013) [-]
You have a pocket in the middle of your pants?
#79 to #70 - defacedcreeper (08/11/2013) [-]
>it was pointed to my left.
>it was pointed to my left.
#50 - gokhue (08/11/2013) [-]
the only way this could be true was if you happened to have the most square shaped dick in the world
the only way this could be true was if you happened to have the most square shaped dick in the world
#61 to #54 - gokhue (08/11/2013) [-]
unless that's round it's still gonna have edges in your pants
#62 to #61 - snakefire (08/11/2013) [-]
Its rounded enough that in slightly loose pants it would resemble a cock. Albeit a small one.
#65 to #62 - gokhue (08/11/2013) [-]
ok fair enough. what phone is that just out of curiosity
User avatar #66 to #65 - snakefire (08/11/2013) [-]
Samsung juke.

Invincible while closed, extremely vulnerable while open.

I had one that got ran over by a full sized ford F150. fine.
User avatar #96 - elyiia (08/11/2013) [-]
Even if it was a phone, why would you poke it?
User avatar #97 to #96 - Lainge (08/11/2013) [-]
because it's a fake story
#90 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
repost original poster is joshthebassplayer
User avatar #77 - Lintutu (08/11/2013) [-]
why did she decide to poke it...?
#64 - bdowns (08/11/2013) [-]
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