English'd. . All four of these words have at least one rhyme. Yes, an actual word that isn' t made up. Purple - hurple (yes, this is a real word, fantastic, isn English'd All four of these words have at least one rhyme Yes an actual word that isn' t made up Purple - hurple (yes this is a real fantastic isn
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All four of these words have at least
one rhyme. Yes, an actual word that
isn' t made up.
Purple - hurple (yes, this is a real
word, fantastic, isn' t it?), meaning
a limp.
for purplez
Mm ' An % similar till a limp-
Orange - sporange (an alternative
name for "sporangium" - anything
that reproduces through using
spores.
for sporange:
Meall ' A [ E a plant, fungal, cir algal "mam
producing and containing _ ] I: : c: in y: @
Ardelle info a Source — ,
Month - millionth (no explanation
needed)
Silver - chilver, a female lamb
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Animale lamb
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#34 - psychfouronenine
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You do that, then you go "English'd".
#85 to #34 - articulate
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The ' means a letter or letters are missing. por ejemplo, "can't" the "o" is missing. "English'd" just means the "e" is missing.    
But seriously, who gives a ****?
The ' means a letter or letters are missing. por ejemplo, "can't" the "o" is missing. "English'd" just means the "e" is missing.
But seriously, who gives a ****?
User avatar #131 to #34 - hergle
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I think he/she done that on purpose?
User avatar #42 to #34 - punnyjunky
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It's just a rewording of the phrase "Lawyer'd from how I met your mother. Could be wrong, but im pretty sure.
User avatar #137 to #42 - goobyman
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or from AOE3: Musketeer'd!
User avatar #45 to #42 - psychfouronenine
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Except it's actually "Lawyered" in the show. The ' crap is from internet kids that don't know what the **** they're doing with the English Language. It's infuriating because it's literally going out of your way to **** up.
User avatar #48 to #45 - punnyjunky
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Dude, there isn't some law banning the incorrect use of english on the internet, people are just having fun with it. If you want to go that in-depth, the word lawyered was used incorrectly in the show, too. So rage at the scriptwriters for not strictly worshipping and following the rules of the english language in a comedy TV show, if you're gonna rage at someone using an apostrophe wrong in a comedic post on a satirical website. How do people like you find joy in life if something is completely ruined by a grammatical fault?
#49 to #48 - psychfouronenine
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On your way to being a completely dumb cunt, you completely missed what I was saying. The way people use it is infuriating because it's going out of their way to **** up. There's literally nothing to gain by doing it half the time.

Also "How do people like you find joy in life"

How do I find joy? I help people. I volunteer at ******* homeless shelters. I volunteer at my church. I help with children in hospitals and in broken ******* homes. I find joy by bringing others joy. Plus, I'm on my way to becoming a cop, so I'll be saving lives along with the volunteering. What do you do, ass hole? Get the **** off your high horse, and realize certain things irk certain people. It doesn't make them one thing or another. Get the **** over yourself.
User avatar #52 to #49 - punnyjunky
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Going out of your way to **** up can often lead to good comedy. Just saying. And even if OP spelled it "englished", it would still be incorrect. The apostrophe is just there, and you getting your panties knotted in a bunch about it is completely stupid.

Also, you're telling me to get off my high horse when you're the one trumping your pure and charitable soul to make you seem like the good white knight of this argument.

Also, the irony of you telling ME to get the **** over MYself is astonishing.
User avatar #53 to #52 - psychfouronenine
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In terms of physical comedy, yeah, ******* up is funny. But nobody laughs at apostrophes (unless they're far too easily amused). You asked me how I find joy, I answered it. Don't get whiny when you don't like the ******* answer. Look at yourself for asking someone how they find joy from a problem with an apostrophe. That's like asking someone how they can enjoy sports if they don't like cardboard.
User avatar #57 to #53 - punnyjunky
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Now you're just reading into it too far. It's not to be taken seriously. calm down. and you're wrong with the sports thing, because cardboard has absolutely nothing to do with sports.
I was just assuming that if a joke was ruined for you because someone used an apostrophe instead of an e, then you must be the god-damned pickiest person ever when it comes to humour.

Also, by saying that you do all that ******** to find joy in life, you paint a pretty picture of a wonderful human being with nothing but peace and love in your heart, even though judging by your hostile attitude I find difficult to believe.
User avatar #205 to #49 - ICEDgrunge
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If you spent more time helping people rather than caring about what others do with their diction on an image sharing website, the world would be a better place.
#208 to #205 - psychfouronenine
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>implying it takes more than a few seconds to type a comment.

There's literally no connection or correlation in what you said.
#210 to #208 - ICEDgrunge
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Every second counts, from what I hear.
Every second counts, from what I hear.
#222 to #210 - psychfouronenine
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You watch too many commercials, mate.

Also, I'm perfectly calm, but a zoom-in on Ferrell's Afro always helps.
#225 to #222 - ICEDgrunge
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You're right, I'm just a brainwashed consumer who needs to be educated on the "real world."
User avatar #315 to #225 - psychfouronenine
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You're looking way too far into what I'm saying.
#324 to #315 - ICEDgrunge
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If I intended my response to be serious, you'd be right.
If I intended my response to be serious, you'd be right.
#227 to #208 - snowshark
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Dude, chill. He's right that you're taking this too seriously and you're right that that kind of manipulation of the english language (however valid a use of an apostrophe it may be) is nonsensical in any means other than that of parody (as it is used in the OC).

Your initial comment was a joke (a play on the paridoxical nature of the use of the slang), a joke that a lot of people, but not these clowns, didn't seem to get but they are right that this has gone past the point where it is either funny or helpful for anyone. By this point you're just getting trolled by ICEDgrunge and it hurts to see a sensible guy dragged into this kind of nonsense because he was too stubborn to let the guy who was wrong get the last word. It's a hurdle to climb every time to leave that kind of confrontation but think of it like this:

It is your rational mind overcoming your biological urges for self-defence. There is no need to give into them because it is better to stand above them.

So you get what I'm saying, bro?
User avatar #314 to #227 - psychfouronenine
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A lot of people are getting colon crucified at it because of the limits of text. People can't grasp things like tone, sarcasm, etc etc. I'm not worked up at all.
User avatar #325 to #314 - snowshark
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I'm not saying you're worked up. I'm saying you're taking this too seriously. Most of these people just aren't worth continuing conversation with. Wether you are calm or not no good comes from speaking to a brick wall. You need to find your way to the door first and even then they may not open up.

Human psychology is a tricky and very subjective thing, but as a rule it is better to quit whilst you're behind in these situations.
User avatar #237 to #227 - ICEDgrunge
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All a human being has to do when they see something they don't like that's so insignificant, such as this post here, is to take a deep breath, and click next, it's simple, and easy. There's no victory to be gained in fighting a post that's already here. You're probably not going to see it again, and it save you from being ostracized by fools like me.

I've been there before, acting like a clown, getting serious about things like this, and I enjoy taking advantage of people who are in the same boat and try to see if they can get what I should have gotten as well. Some are blind to it, others are quick to get it, but I can't blame either kind of person.
User avatar #249 to #237 - snowshark
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I'm not saying you're a fool, mate. If anything you're taking advantage of a situation that allows for comedic expression, which isn't initially foolish as this is precisely the place for that, however whilst your actions serve as negative reinforcement, I prefer the more positive kind of reinforcement.

Negative R. forces people to come to a conclusion about their actions on their own and whilst it works on some it doesn't work on others. Positive R. is the opposite and helps those who don't come to their own conclusions alone towards being more in-control of their own rampant biology.

Both are necessary and one is definitely more fun than the other but neither is foolish. The only problem is that on the internet everyone seems to go the negative route and more often for their own enjoyment than the education of the suffering party, meaning it devolves into a routine of shouting matches, hence why I feel the need to add some positive R. into the mix where it really is sorely lacking.

And I think we've all been there. It's in our nature to be confrontational and the internet places us in a culture where it is almost encouraged. What I like about FJ is that it seems to be far more mature about a lot of these issues. Granted, not as mature as I would like but mature by internet standards at least.
User avatar #272 to #249 - ICEDgrunge
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I appreciate the kind words mate, and I respect your approach to the situation.

The thing that ruins human development on the internet at least the way I see it, is the ability to remain completely anonymous to one another. Not knowing who another person is completely removes the initiative to be kind to that person, and the act of treating others in a way that helps a person grow, the way you tend to treat others, is far more rare.

Even when people like me, the fools, who I say not to degrade myself (maybe just a little), but to say because another person in my shoes in this particular situation would probably not care as much to help the other person in any way, when people like me try to help through Negativity, most end up spending more time trying to find the clever way around a response rather than actually saying something that can push a person towards looking at where they are in the argument.

You're right, either way though. This website has its assholes, it has its trolls, but even in the fray of putting those two types together, this website still allows limelight for the people who actually care for one another, and allow the people who can share wisdom have their soapbox. It's a give or take, this site has grown up a hell of a lot more since I first began here, but it's still not where it should be.
User avatar #323 to #272 - snowshark
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You're right that the internet needs the element of anonymity. It is the greatest strength of the internet and serves as a mirror to show us who we truly are, however through that it also makes us into better (or worse) people. By allowing us complete freedom we either impose our own morals on ourselves or get consumed by our destructive tendencies.

Hence the internet (including FJ) needs to remain cruel and judgemental. It should never be a place of hugs and kisses because the real world is full of people who are too afraid to say what needs to be said, resulting in worthless *********, and the internet is filled with worthless ********* saying more than needs to be said.

Too far in either direction is bad for the world and just as with other things, we need that balance between good cop and bad cop. Hence why I don't call you a fool, because your kind are as necessary as mine.

And it really is nice to see FJ continually becoming better, even to the point where a member dies of leukaemia and people give a damn. It still has a ways to go to hit the balance but it's further towards that balance than any site other than 4Chan.

(A point, though. 4Chan has a balance in a different sense. It is so imbalanced with people swinging from being the cruelest bastards you could ever imagine straight to self-righteous saints, hence it does have that balance. However it is a tenuous one that is sporadic and unpredictable. It is one that seems to work only because 4Chan is 4Chan and shouldn't be replicated elsewhere.)
#224 to #49 - anon id: bb2e14c4
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Please stop volunteering. I'm pretty sure the other volunteers would rather pick up some extra slack as opposed to dealing with a douchebag like you.
User avatar #365 to #45 - rhiaanor
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actually, ' is used to replace a letter so saying English'd is correct
User avatar #216 to #45 - kolsinder
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>"literally"
You really haven't got the foggiest clue, have you?
User avatar #41 to #34 - gayboard
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I think it's a joke
#15 - justinrudedude
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Wait, but Millionth doesnt rhyme with month... They end the same way, yes, but they dont sound the same.
User avatar #329 to #15 - mrstalin
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It rhymes in certain dialects of English.
User avatar #178 to #15 - commontroll
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Depends on how you pronounce it. I don't pronounce it in a way that rhymes with it personally.
#29 to #15 - blahbloo
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Yeah im with you on that one.
User avatar #19 to #15 - Crusader
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Yes, they do.
It might just be how I pronounce it.
But both end in an "unth" sound to me.
User avatar #242 to #19 - srapture
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I'm going to go ahead and leave these here for you.
www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=month
www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=millionth
#21 to #19 - justinrudedude
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Maybe it's just me here, but I have never heard millionth pronounced "mil-yuh-nth" before in my life.
User avatar #97 to #21 - catassassin
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I usually hear it as mil-yinth.
User avatar #356 to #97 - dapianoman
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it rhymes more with "absinthe" than month
User avatar #40 to #21 - vatra
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That's how I say it.
#317 to #21 - anon id: 59609920
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From the dictionary website:
million = [mil-yuh nth] = /ˈmɪlyənθ/
#147 - nortledrones
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This image has expired
#367 to #147 - lordmoldywart
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Am I the only one who finds retarded posts like this more annoying than the content with the boobs in?   
   
Seriously, go **** yourself, it's not just kids that love amazing knockers
Am I the only one who finds retarded posts like this more annoying than the content with the boobs in?

Seriously, go **** yourself, it's not just kids that love amazing knockers
User avatar #405 to #367 - nortledrones
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Rather then thumbing up stupid content, why don't you go get a girl and play with her boobs instead of thumbing up pictures of them? Oh wait.
User avatar #406 to #405 - lordmoldywart
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This wasn't stupid content, I learnt something, with boobs on the side

You think that guys who have girlfriends don't need pics of tits on the internet? We don't all date supermodels, kid
User avatar #409 to #406 - nortledrones
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Alright but "boobs are boobs" right? If you'd rather see internet boobs than your girl's, then that's a you problem regardless if she's a supermodel.
User avatar #411 to #409 - lordmoldywart
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Once you get a girlfriend or wife you don't automatically stop watching porn, some do, but I'd say most don't. Having a girl of my own doesn't stop me from thumbing up/fapping to some awesome tits on the interwebs
User avatar #412 to #411 - nortledrones
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That's not what I meant. People on this website will thumb up content just for having boobs in it. 9 times out of 10 those are the same types of desperates that never get any.
#413 to #412 - lordmoldywart
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Guys love boobs, we're not going to stop loving boobs just so that people on this site can get on with their lives
User avatar #415 to #413 - nortledrones
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...I'm aware of that. (I'm a dude btw) I love cars. Mercedes and stuff. But if this is a post about idk...pokemon and there is a giant mercedes in the background, I'm not going to thumb it up all because of the mercedes. Do you get it know?
User avatar #416 to #415 - lordmoldywart
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I thumbed up because of the facts as well as the boobs.

I and everyone else will thumb up what we like, whether it's funny, facts, feels, or tits, people thumb up what they like. This website is as much about cars as it is about Pokemon so your point can go either way, because funnyjunk...is an IMAGE SHARING WEBSITE! And said images can be about ANY topic we want. Do you get it now?
#118 - iamzimfoolishhuman
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purple nurple
User avatar #168 to #118 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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B-but.... those are Burple Nurples
User avatar #169 to #168 - iamzimfoolishhuman
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still rhymes
User avatar #7 - warbob
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what about cucumber?
User avatar #20 to #7 - Crusader
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encumber
slumber
lumber
number
User avatar #355 to #7 - statsuke
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Slumber ?
#8 to #7 - echobase
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Umber?
User avatar #10 to #7 - SuitUp
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Lumber
User avatar #11 to #7 - lunarlizzy
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1. accumber
2. antenumber
3. bescumber
4. clumber
5. cucumber
6. cumber
7. discumber
8. disencumber
9. dumber
10. encumber
11. humber
12. incumber
13. lumber
14. misnumber
15. number
16. outnumber
17. plumber
18. renumber
19. scumber
20. slumber
21. umber
22. unencumber
23. wavenumber

(thank you, google)
User avatar #17 to #11 - mondominiman
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Good thing cucumber rimes with cucumber otherwise that would be impossible.
#18 to #17 - lunarlizzy
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I'm a little ashamed I didn't check
I'm a little ashamed I didn't check
#12 to #11 - pulsedi **User deleted account**
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Best related picture I could find.
#86 to #11 - skulldan
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5. cucumber

***** YOU JUST RHYMED CUCUMBER WITH CUCUMBER
User avatar #142 - cristianpopescu
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But what did the half nude girl have to do with this?
User avatar #310 to #142 - rockamekishiko
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it's from facts and chicks. a website about facts... and chicks
User avatar #151 to #142 - wwlllmyfault
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Bacause Phanact made it and he's thumb-whoring.
User avatar #144 to #142 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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boobs=front page
#143 to #142 - drooms
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Boobs = Thumbs   
   
FJ at it's best
Boobs = Thumbs

FJ at it's best
User avatar #145 to #143 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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Yeah what he said