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My son loves Doctor Who. He decided
that the Doctor is the one who brings Christmas
presents, not Santa. so of course, last Christmas, we
decided to get him a some screwdriver "from" the
Doctor, along with a letter saying that this was his very
own sonic screwdriver, but he got a new one so he' s
giving this one to my son. He loved it
A few weeks later, we wanton vacation and the
got misplaced somewhere. We knew he' d be
heartbroken, so we told him that the Doctor had
borrowed his screwdriver back for a few days (while I
ordered a new one from Amazon).
After it arrived, we waited until my son was in bed,
placed the screwdriver with a note ("Thanks for letting
me borrow in") outside his bedroom door, then played
the TARDIS sound on my computer speakers. He came
running out and found the screwdriver that "the Doctor"
had "brought back."
He talks about it all the time.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #24 - iHAXnoobs
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this is even more ****** up then lying about santa existing, this kid is going to grow up thinking the doctor is real and hes the male version of Amy.
#31 to #24 - karvarausku
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**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at Kanye south ** Doctor who =/= Religious god   
   
   
FIGHT!
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at Kanye south ** Doctor who =/= Religious god


FIGHT!
#41 to #24 - foelkera
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Why don't you just build a bridge and get over it?
User avatar #76 to #24 - jameshill
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geeze why not just kick a kid right in the childhood. Next thing you're going to tell me the Easter bunny isn't real, because i love waking up to his chocolately ***** all over my house
User avatar #39 to #24 - viscerys
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There's always one asshole.
User avatar #53 to #24 - majormoron
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Take the stick out of your ass dude.
User avatar #48 to #24 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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its better than growing up to learn that your the metal dog
#89 to #48 - eearslya
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Tin dog*
#33 to #24 - Animefreake
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Wait... The doctor isn't real...?
Wait... The doctor isn't real...?

#49 - sofarsogoodsowhat
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poor kid, being sheltered this much does no good for anyone
User avatar #50 to #49 - lokiwins
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Oh no, his parents want him to have a happy childhood. What a ******* crime.
#4 - swetytntstiky
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(08/09/2013) [-]
miss u dave ...
miss u dave ...
#23 - warioteam
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THE LITTLE DOCTOR SUIT
THE LITTLE DOCTOR SUIT
#11 - thatonesmartdude
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#3 - arialynx
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Damn that's cute.
Damn that's cute.
#1 - thebigfudge
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That's awesome.
That's awesome.
#44 - deathofnight
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You fine sir/madam are a good parent. Please accept this ****.
#45 - anon id: f7817c07
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Stupid parents... they're raising a ******* nerd and what do they do? They support his geeky interests. They should not allow this ******* loser to ever watch Dr. admin again. Maybe then he'll have a chance at a real social life.
User avatar #78 to #45 - senseofpurpose
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We dont want it to turn into you
#104 to #78 - anon id: f7817c07
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It would be better if it did actually. I'm normal, that nerdy ass kid is not.
#83 to #45 - dachief
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#103 to #45 - anon id: 047f7619
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how about this if you are going to be a dick expressing a non intellectual opinion then you should just piss off and just to let you know several of the "popular" people at my school are into this show so before you start making up ******** about it making a kid a nerd or causing them to have no social life you should take a look at yourself a chill the **** out because it is only parents trying to make a fun and memorable childhood for that kid.
User avatar #46 to #45 - thebestpieever
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God forbids they don't have a social life. Oh My God, what happens if they don't have a social life??!??! Or even worse, if they find other people with the same interests they might HAVE FUN DOING SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE!!!!! JESUS ************* CHRIST!! Quick we have to stop this or else anon is gonna go mad!
#52 to #46 - anon id: f7817c07
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Socializing is an extremely important human need. People need to be able to in order to properly survive in society. They can't just sit in their dark room watching a nerdy ass show for the entire day. They wont find many people with the same stupid interests as them.
User avatar #59 to #52 - nirvananerd
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In defense of thebestpieever, me and my girlfriend watch Naruto Shippuden and Game of Thrones almost all night. Then we go to our separate jobs the next morning. No friends. No social gatherings, just us, happily doing what I did for years before her, and what she did years before me. So suck it fag.
#69 to #59 - anon id: f7817c07
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Your girlfriend is a nerd just like you because that's all you can get. No one else wants your nerdy asses, you were each others last resorts. You live a lonely life with only 1 close person to you...
User avatar #117 to #69 - nirvananerd
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I know what I am and I know what she is. We may be nerds but were happy together and happily doing what we want, what makes our shows nerdy? Who decides what is or isnt cool? You? Me? What makes our shows any worse than yours? Or is it the fact that we watch tv that makes us nerdy instead of running around like a stupid bastard calling everyone we see who is enjoying themselves nerds? Is it because we watch tv on the internet? Something tells me that youre a nerd too. Just ashamed of yourself talking down to and insulting me because you cant muster up the courage to say it to yourself. Now listen up anon, I do what makes me happy. If it makes me a nerd so be it, but what does that make you?
#118 to #117 - anon id: f7817c07
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Society decides what makes them nerdy. In this case society is right to call it nerdy. What makes you happy is stupid and nerdy and shouldn't make you happy. It should make you depressed for being a nerd.
User avatar #119 to #118 - nirvananerd
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What youre doing should make you depressed for being an ass to a complete stranger.
#120 to #119 - anon id: f7817c07
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No it shouldn't. I'm just being honest. The truth hurts sometimes. I'm sorry if I huwt the wittle pussies feewings Man the **** up.
User avatar #121 to #120 - nirvananerd
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Im just trying to understand why youre such a gigantic dick about this. Theres no need in it at all. I think your daddy gave you tto much attention.
#92 to #69 - metalnettle
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You sound like one of those typical middleschool popular bullies right now. I bet you had daddy issues. Pic related, it's you.
#106 to #92 - anon id: f7817c07
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That picture looks nothing like me.

No daddy issues.

and i'm in college.
User avatar #57 to #52 - thebestpieever
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Happiness is also a human need. Not to mention your misconception of "nerd", "nerdy" and your awful generalisation just based on steretypes. Also, while in your country Doctor Who is mainly watched by the 20 something demographic of "nerds" in the UK it is actually a family show, and has been for the last 50 years. It was never made with "nerds" in mind nor is it to this day. And you would do good to use any amount of critical thinking when generalising and exaggerating.
#71 to #57 - anon id: f7817c07
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You can be plenty happy without a nerdy ass stupid show. That shouldn't even make you happy... that should make you depressed that you're such a huge ******* nerd. No one wants to be a nerd.
User avatar #110 to #71 - thebestpieever
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Doctor Who is a family show, you stupid american idiot. Its demographic is the everyman and parents watching tv with their kids. It was originally just a kids show. It isn't in any way pointed to the "nerd" demographic. That americans that belong to that demographic have picked it up does not mean that it's made for them. Furthermore, of course people want to be "nerds" that's why they have entire conventions and have fun with them. If they like it, then good for them. The only one that loses is you, wasting your time thinking about what should make others miserable while everyone else enjoys their lives. It's as if I were around telling people that like "Cut the crap" that they suck and should feel like **** about them. They are going to laugh in my face and tell to go back and listen to London Calling or some ****. It's not my business.
User avatar #62 to #52 - malhaloc
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Question. Someone watches a "geeky" show and has "no social life". Then why are there hundreds, nay, thousands of people who watch it too? And if there are so many people could he not have a social life with people of the same interest?

Also yes I saw that bit about him just sitting in a dark room all by himself, but I'm going to chalk that up as a standard "You like something I dont like, you must be a basement dweller" stereotype.
#68 to #62 - anon id: f7817c07
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Because they are all geeks and nerds. A thousand nerds liking a show isn't good... it's bad... it means it's a bad show. You wouldn't want to socialize with those losers.
User avatar #70 to #68 - malhaloc
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But who decides what a loser is? What makes them losers? The fact that they like something that the "cool kids" don't? The fact that you personally don't like it? Please define what a loser is and what makes them a loser. Because as far as I can tell it just means a person who likes something that someone else doesn't. Which makes everyone a loser.
#72 to #70 - anon id: f7817c07
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Society decides. This is actually one of the few good decisions society makes. Them being interested in nerdy things make them a loser. They're a loser because they're a nerd. For example i'm not a Nascar fan but those who do like nascar aren't nerds. Me not liking something doesn't make it nerdy.
User avatar #74 to #72 - malhaloc
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But then society isn't a static thing. Whats socially unacceptable where you are doesn't mean its that way everywhere. Now we get to the real matter here which is that you are taking your OPINION and trying to force it as fact. The proof? You say that society labels nerds as losers. But what is society other than a group of people. My group of people watches My Little Pony, Doctor Who, and Dragonball Z. So in your society's opinion, my society is a bunch of losers. In my society's opinion, there are no losers just people with different interests.
#105 to #74 - anon id: f7817c07
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All over the world it's supposed to be nerdy. Only people who like the show think it's not nerdy. Normal people in that group call them nerds. They are nerds. Your group of people are the nerds, of course you don't think those shows are nerdy. Normal people do.
User avatar #107 to #105 - malhaloc
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As I said opinions. We know were nerds. We just don't care, because we have a social life with other nerds. People who think like we do. And you can try to throw around the word normal all you want, it really doesn't mean anything. Because normal, again is an opinion. Its the normal people for me are the nerds I hang out with. The normal people for you I assume are your average work 9-5 and go drinking on the weekend kind of people. But average doesn't mean normal. Just average. There's no such thing as a normal human being because there's no 2 people exactly alike. You might adopt certain ways of thinking as you obviously have. But the difference between you and your closest friend is night and day.
#111 to #107 - anon id: f7817c07
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Normal - conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular.

The most common and standard type are people who don't like the show. It is abnormal to like the show. It is regular to not like it.
User avatar #112 to #111 - malhaloc
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Normal - conforming to the common type, which means conforming to that in which the majority holds as the standard or is in favor of. In this case we're speaking of Dr. Who, which in the UK over 50% of the population watch the show (That's 12.2 million people kids), this then causes that to be the "norm". Since not everyone in the country reported to the survey this can claim to represent the majority. While admittedly that is not the case in the US. The show still has a very large and extensive fan base here. Normal is based on the majority of the population. In New Guinea it is normal for the Korowai people to eat human flesh, this is not a "world wide" normal yet it is accepted and practiced in their culture and is normal to them. Yet this is a disgusting and debase action to most societies. You cannot judge one society's norms based on the norms of another.
#114 to #112 - anon id: f7817c07
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Holy ****... the more you talk the nerdier you sound. It's pathetic. This is a perfect example of you being a nerd actually with all that **** you just said. Here in the USA it is nerdy. So people who watch it in the USA are nerds plain and simple.
User avatar #115 to #114 - malhaloc
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Well I think you've proven to everyone here that you're either just a dumb ****, a troll, or someone who refuses to admit when they're wrong and switches to pointless insults when they can't make a counter argument. I'm gonna save time and effort and say all the above. Good day to you sir.

Also, stop thumbing yourself up. It makes you look even dumber.
#116 to #115 - anon id: f7817c07
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I'm none of those things you listed. I'm very serious, not trolling. When I come across an argument on funnyjunk I thumb up the person who is right and thumb down the person who is wrong. It just so happens that i'm right in this case.
User avatar #58 to #46 - navadae
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...looks like all anon did was get YOU mad, no one else cares what an anon has to say
#9 - johnnygat
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That's so damn cute