Early april fools. . My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blowjob dodar Really?!" I exclaimed No" She said "April Tharr' ll teach her to try
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#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Your wife turned into Nigel Thornberry?
Your wife turned into Nigel Thornberry?
User avatar #17 to #6 - brobathehutt (08/10/2013) [-]
Smashing.
#30 to #6 - artistultimatum (08/10/2013) [-]
...YEEeesssssss...
#89 to #6 - finnaz (08/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #6 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Even better.
User avatar #26 to #16 - miscarriage (08/10/2013) [-]
oi

dat false transparency.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
r u kill
User avatar #29 to #27 - miscarriage (08/10/2013) [-]
upside down pepsi
User avatar #31 to #29 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
ceases to existing
User avatar #32 to #31 - miscarriage (08/10/2013) [-]
am killed 2 death
User avatar #34 to #33 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Wait **** it's a .png
#84 to #36 - notstill ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
SUPER BYE BYE PANTS
User avatar #104 to #26 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
you are a master detective
User avatar #105 to #104 - miscarriage (10/08/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #106 to #105 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
you are quite the investigator
User avatar #107 to #106 - miscarriage (10/08/2013) [-]
i know it
#108 to #107 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (10/08/2013) [-]
sure about that?
User avatar #109 to #108 - miscarriage (10/08/2013) [-]
yah
#4 - sinkoran (08/09/2013) [-]
#73 to #4 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
Your picture, just like OP's cock, gets smaller when you try and take a closer look.
#21 - ffinfinity (08/10/2013) [-]
It turns out OP was the "wife"
#22 - steil (08/10/2013) [-]
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#38 to #22 - poopmanz (08/10/2013) [-]
Who is this?
#47 to #38 - ryuryu (08/10/2013) [-]
see comment 28
User avatar #28 to #22 - xdeathspawnx (08/10/2013) [-]
how can Allison Brie be so hot and funny at the same time.
User avatar #72 - polymerisation (08/10/2013) [-]
this was painfully unfunny
#64 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
User avatar #66 to #64 - chaossniper (08/10/2013) [-]
implying he got it hard enough and fast enough to deep throught while she is talking
User avatar #70 to #66 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
implying he's got a wife.
User avatar #74 to #70 - footballmaniac (08/10/2013) [-]
Implying this isn't a rererererererererererepost.

No, that's not me stuttering on the keyboard. That's how many times this was reposted.
#75 to #64 - bigsteamingpile (08/10/2013) [-]
>gif implying you knew exactly what you were doing when you used the word "midget" and a gif depicting the amazing work of the greatest midget ever to have lived, Tyrion Lannister.
>gif implying you knew exactly what you were doing when you used the word "midget" and a gif depicting the amazing work of the greatest midget ever to have lived, Tyrion Lannister.
#3 - ThekidsTEN (08/09/2013) [-]
but it is august
#85 - voidekatwo (08/10/2013) [-]
Comic sans is for nursery and kindergarten, not funnyjunk content =.=
User avatar #94 to #85 - godtherapist (08/10/2013) [-]
It is for comics.
#96 to #94 - voidekatwo (08/10/2013) [-]
Don't let the name fool you, it's for Microsoft Bob, not comics.
#80 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
>wife
>phanact
mfw
User avatar #82 to #80 - minecraftlamer (08/10/2013) [-]
well his husband insist on being called monica so. . .
User avatar #10 - andimac ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
A prostitute goes to the doctors and the doctor says, "congratulations, you're pregnant! Do you know who the father is?"
The prostitute replies, "Doc, if you eat a tin of beans, could you tell which one it is that makes you fart?"
User avatar #65 - andrewjla (08/10/2013) [-]
This joke is older than phanact himself...
#52 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
phanact hates me so much he blocked me. What a fag.
User avatar #53 to #52 - clavatninenine ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi phanact
User avatar #54 to #52 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
Whats your account
#55 to #54 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
emptysuperman
User avatar #56 to #55 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
You were blocked due to repeated mention spam on this content
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4713928/10+000+comments+and+phanact+gets+banned/
User avatar #57 to #55 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
Unlocked now, just don't do it again
#58 to #57 - emptysuperman (08/10/2013) [-]
"Y-y-y-yes master! I won't do it again." **** you. You might as well block me again. Like a give a **** if some unfunny orangefag blocks me.
User avatar #103 to #58 - alarmdemon (09/22/2013) [-]
thats the most kick ass comment ive ever read man.
#60 to #58 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
This image has expired
If you don't care then why did you post as anon complaining?
User avatar #63 to #60 - emptysuperman (08/10/2013) [-]
...Because I couldn't post because I was blocked. Also, don't mistake me calling you a fag as giving a **** , admin.
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I questioned how this poor joke even got to the front page.

Then I saw it was Phanact, the king of unfunny reposts.

Everything connected just perfectly at that point.
#18 - flingwing (08/10/2013) [-]
i discovered the other day i can deepthroat a ten inch banana huehue
User avatar #41 to #18 - yorker (08/10/2013) [-]
Your profile says female so I'm not going to tell you that your new found skill is useless.
Unless if you were a GAY MAN.
User avatar #92 to #41 - flingwing (08/10/2013) [-]
even if i was a guy it wouldnt be useless. the wonders of bisexuality m8
User avatar #93 to #92 - yorker (08/10/2013) [-]
...I said unless if you were a gay dude though.
User avatar #12 - chryssis (08/10/2013) [-]
God damn now i want to masturbate
#20 - killazdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
What if she gets bites
What if she gets bites
User avatar #67 to #20 - theodordronen (08/10/2013) [-]
If you're trying to say "What if she bites" then I read somewhere that when you have something lodged in your throat or whatever, your instinct is to get it out and you can't bite.
User avatar #87 to #20 - fukkendragonite (08/10/2013) [-]
This comment is a *******
User avatar #77 to #20 - killazdeath (08/10/2013) [-]
Whoops.
#45 to #20 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
*gets bites*
*gets bites*
User avatar #25 to #20 - trolliosis (08/10/2013) [-]
You cannot brain today?
#39 to #20 - carlsaganrealness (08/10/2013) [-]
"gets bites"
"gets bites"
#91 - curtisbentley (08/10/2013) [-]
So every now and then Phanact do you just look in your folders and pull out some ******** , overly reposted content that was posted years ago to keep yourself at No. 1?
#88 - MysticTomatoe (08/10/2013) [-]
People don't even bother to change the font everytime they repost this
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