Early april fools. . My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blowjob dodar Really?!" I exclaimed No" She said "April Tharr' ll teach her to try
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Early april fools

My wife told me that she wanted to
give me a deep throat blowjob dodar
Really?!" I exclaimed
No" She said "April
Tharr' ll teach her to try and be
funny...
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#91 - curtisbentley (08/10/2013) [-]
So every now and then Phanact do you just look in your folders and pull out some ******** , overly reposted content that was posted years ago to keep yourself at No. 1?
#88 - MysticTomatoe (08/10/2013) [-]
People don't even bother to change the font everytime they repost this
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#86 - snackman (08/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #95 to #86 - johnnychcr (08/10/2013) [-]
Always wanted to know if there's a video or source for that...
#85 - voidekatwo (08/10/2013) [-]
Comic sans is for nursery and kindergarten, not funnyjunk content =.=
User avatar #94 to #85 - godtherapist ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
It is for comics.
#96 to #94 - voidekatwo (08/10/2013) [-]
Don't let the name fool you, it's for Microsoft Bob, not comics.
#83 - drooms (08/10/2013) [-]
Now this is just old
Now this is just old
#81 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
RRRRRR...

*cough*

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
#80 - marcinthedarc (08/10/2013) [-]
>wife
>phanact
mfw
User avatar #82 to #80 - minecraftlamer (08/10/2013) [-]
well his husband insist on being called monica so. . .
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (08/10/2013) [-]
I questioned how this poor joke even got to the front page.

Then I saw it was Phanact, the king of unfunny reposts.

Everything connected just perfectly at that point.
User avatar #72 - polymerisation (08/10/2013) [-]
this was painfully unfunny
User avatar #71 - lawander **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
>Phanact
>Dick
wat
User avatar #69 - warwolfrider (08/10/2013) [-]
Phanact why do i always see your name everywhere on fj ?
User avatar #65 - andrewjla (08/10/2013) [-]
This joke is older than phanact himself...
#64 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
#75 to #64 - bigsteamingpile (08/10/2013) [-]
>gif implying you knew exactly what you were doing when you used the word "midget" and a gif depicting the amazing work of the greatest midget ever to have lived, Tyrion Lannister.
>gif implying you knew exactly what you were doing when you used the word "midget" and a gif depicting the amazing work of the greatest midget ever to have lived, Tyrion Lannister.
User avatar #66 to #64 - chaossniper (08/10/2013) [-]
implying he got it hard enough and fast enough to deep throught while she is talking
User avatar #70 to #66 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
implying he's got a wife.
User avatar #74 to #70 - footballmaniac (08/10/2013) [-]
Implying this isn't a rererererererererererepost.

No, that's not me stuttering on the keyboard. That's how many times this was reposted.
User avatar #59 - ilbacondeity (08/10/2013) [-]
w...wat... I... This is so old.... wat?

I... I guess I'm not gonna come back for another half a year to this place.
#52 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
phanact hates me so much he blocked me. What a fag.
User avatar #54 to #52 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
Whats your account
#55 to #54 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
emptysuperman
User avatar #57 to #55 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
Unlocked now, just don't do it again
#58 to #57 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
"Y-y-y-yes master! I won't do it again." **** you. You might as well block me again. Like a give a **** if some unfunny orangefag blocks me.
User avatar #103 to #58 - alarmdemon (09/22/2013) [-]
thats the most kick ass comment ive ever read man.
#60 to #58 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
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If you don't care then why did you post as anon complaining?
User avatar #63 to #60 - emptysuperman ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
...Because I couldn't post because I was blocked. Also, don't mistake me calling you a fag as giving a **** , admin.
User avatar #56 to #55 - phanact (08/10/2013) [-]
You were blocked due to repeated mention spam on this content
www.funnyjunk.com/text/4713928/10+000+comments+and+phanact+gets+banned/
User avatar #53 to #52 - clavatninenine (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi phanact
#50 - npfortytwo (08/10/2013) [-]
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#49 - bolma (08/10/2013) [-]
How could you find this funny
User avatar #46 - doodogger (08/10/2013) [-]
What is it with wives and not having sex with their husbands? I hear about it all the time. Sex is very important in a relationship. Something needs to change if there is a lack of sex.
#78 to #46 - hundrings (08/10/2013) [-]
"lack of deepthroating" does not equal "lack of sex".
I don't say all girls do, but I feel really uncomfortable choking on a dick far down my throat. Oral sex with a lover is something you give, not something that's forced.
User avatar #97 to #78 - doodogger (08/11/2013) [-]
It should be given mutually. If a husband/wife doesn't love their spouse enough to pleasure them with their mouth, then how much do they really love them? As long as they are clean of course.
User avatar #98 to #97 - hundrings (08/11/2013) [-]
Yes, I agree, but there is a difference between letting someone choose their own pace and perform oral sex on you, rather than forcing your dick down their throat, making them gag and cry. I'm not saying this is always the case, but some guys really don't know what it feels like to choke like that. It's not like a guy can choke on a girl, so you can't compare the experiences.
User avatar #99 to #98 - doodogger (08/12/2013) [-]
Some guys actually try to shove their dick down their wife's throat? Damn.
User avatar #100 to #99 - hundrings (08/16/2013) [-]
well, I don't know about married couples, but I've been in contact with a few guys who just didn't care, and held my head down while I was supposed to enjoy giving them oral sex. Some girls even like that, but I can't stand it.
User avatar #101 to #100 - doodogger (08/17/2013) [-]
Isn't it enough that a girl is enjoying giving you a blowjob? If you want to pound something, at least pound the ****** (or ass lol)

I think maybe they think you like it. You know, "No means yes! "
User avatar #102 to #101 - hundrings (08/17/2013) [-]
haha, yeah, that is the egosentric logic for some people :p
I can honestly say I love giving oral sex, when in fact I give instead of it being taken from me.
User avatar #44 - batguy (08/10/2013) [-]
How does it feel to have never posted OC in your entire life?
User avatar #42 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
silly phanact your just a potato
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