Early april fools. . My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blowjob dodar Really?!" I exclaimed No" She said "April Tharr' ll teach her to try
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Early april fools

My wife told me that she wanted to
give me a deep throat blowjob dodar
Really?!" I exclaimed
No" She said "April
Tharr' ll teach her to try and be
funny...
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Your wife turned into Nigel Thornberry?
Your wife turned into Nigel Thornberry?
#4 - sinkoran ONLINE (08/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - ffinfinity (08/10/2013) [-]
It turns out OP was the "wife"
#8 - originalanonymous (08/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can't tell if he strangled her or forced her to deep throat
User avatar #14 to #11 - doodnotheface (08/10/2013) [-]
No, i think if anything that'd make her throat worse, not clear it up
#20 - killazdeath (08/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if she gets bites
What if she gets bites
#39 to #20 - carlsaganrealness (08/10/2013) [-]
"gets bites"
"gets bites"
#22 - steil (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #72 - polymerisation (08/10/2013) [-]
this was painfully unfunny
#15 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sometimes I see blood in my **** .
User avatar #40 to #15 - hotsaws (08/10/2013) [-]
Your boyfriends' being too rough. Use more lube.
#64 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
>Implying phanact's dick is big enough to let even a midget deepthroat it.
#3 - ThekidsTEN ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
but it is august
#80 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>wife
>phanact
mfw
#85 - voidekatwo (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Comic sans is for nursery and kindergarten, not funnyjunk content =.=
User avatar #10 - andimac (08/10/2013) [-]
A prostitute goes to the doctors and the doctor says, "congratulations, you're pregnant! Do you know who the father is?"
The prostitute replies, "Doc, if you eat a tin of beans, could you tell which one it is that makes you fart?"
User avatar #65 - andrewjla (08/10/2013) [-]
This joke is older than phanact himself...
#52 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
phanact hates me so much he blocked me. What a fag.
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (08/10/2013) [-]
I questioned how this poor joke even got to the front page.

Then I saw it was Phanact, the king of unfunny reposts.

Everything connected just perfectly at that point.
#18 - flingwing (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i discovered the other day i can deepthroat a ten inch banana huehue
User avatar #12 - chryssis (08/10/2013) [-]
God damn now i want to masturbate
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