Did you know?. . did you know'? Exams in China are sometimes taken outdoors so that students don? cheat. Simply wearing the red or being bordered by the rosy hu
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Did you know?

did you know'?
Exams in China are sometimes taken outdoors
so that students don? cheat.
Simply wearing the red or being bordered by
the rosy hue makes a man more attractive and
sexually desirable to women, according to a series
of studies. And women are unaware of this arousing
effect.
did you know?
Women gamers have more sex than lunagamer
females, study finds.
did you know?
People who are and speak two
languages may unconsciously change their
personality when they switch languages: study.
did you know?
Your earlobes line up with your nipples.
did you know'?
Obama is used as a mannequin in China.
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#15 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Time to go put on my red shirt and hoodie and head to a gamestop in search of women.
Time to go put on my red shirt and hoodie and head to a gamestop in search of women.
#370 to #15 - whenyoudieyoudie (08/10/2013) [-]
Sure come on over.
User avatar #101 to #15 - koff (08/10/2013) [-]
Wearing red and getting a "Gamer girl", double the chances!
User avatar #143 to #101 - toosexyforyou (08/10/2013) [-]
That was the idea.
User avatar #401 to #143 - koff (08/11/2013) [-]
i was pointing it out for people that didn't get the gamer girl part
#171 to #121 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
#172 to #171 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
#178 to #117 - MrSunday (08/10/2013) [-]
congrats this was the funniest post of the night, by far for me. thank you sir
congrats this was the funniest post of the night, by far for me. thank you sir
User avatar #8 - lightninghorse (08/09/2013) [-]
i checked the nipple one
User avatar #51 to #8 - komandantmirkoo (08/10/2013) [-]
i think we all did
User avatar #6 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
i am way more friendly using my native language.
User avatar #331 to #6 - minecraftmemes (08/10/2013) [-]
Are you canadian?
User avatar #333 to #331 - guiguito (08/10/2013) [-]
don't most of canadians speak english?
and no, i am hue.
#341 to #333 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
hahah, what the **** is hue?
User avatar #338 to #333 - minecraftmemes (08/10/2013) [-]
huehue
User avatar #120 to #6 - blaazen (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm more of a pussy in my second language, my first is English, But my second is French...
User avatar #291 to #120 - guiguito (08/10/2013) [-]
figures
#318 to #120 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
me too
my french is not that great though, but ive been to belgium for 3 months that helped me alot
User avatar #123 to #6 - freakstorm (08/10/2013) [-]
im way more reserved using my first language, chinese cause i only use it to communicate to relatives and family
User avatar #195 to #6 - babs (08/10/2013) [-]
not me, i tend to think more about what i say when i have to use english. when i use danish i can be quite the cunt.
User avatar #224 to #6 - playercz (08/10/2013) [-]
well, i like myself more when i speak in english because i hate czech
#11 to #6 - tjilaz (08/09/2013) [-]
me too..
**** you
User avatar #39 to #11 - cleomech (08/10/2013) [-]
I usually have monologues in english when I'm alone, and in those couple of seconds I'm a ******* genius.
#164 to #39 - mausisdead (08/10/2013) [-]
****		, me too, and i have no idea why
**** , me too, and i have no idea why
#163 - divinedrgn (08/10/2013) [-]
<---- Of course I knew this. It is all of those CoD players sleeping with people's mothers.
#34 - konradkurze (08/09/2013) [-]
and thats why deadpool gets the girls.....

its the red costume
#30 - fabelousnagger (08/09/2013) [-]
red more attractive ? if you say so...
#50 to #30 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
more attractive than if he was in a blue suit
User avatar #119 to #30 - zombiefied (08/10/2013) [-]
Deadpool? Is that you?
#152 to #119 - azsx (08/10/2013) [-]
top lel
#31 to #30 - sofakingood (08/09/2013) [-]
I want him inside me
#154 to #31 - IamSofaKingdom (08/10/2013) [-]
We have related names.
We have related names.
User avatar #109 to #31 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
He's just sofakingood right?
User avatar #358 to #109 - capslockftw (08/10/2013) [-]
He is Sofa King, Furniture born. Fus Ro Dah
User avatar #1 - crossaim (08/09/2013) [-]
The bilingual one is true ... i am much more confident to speak in English than my native language.
User avatar #2 to #1 - crossaim (08/09/2013) [-]
I mean in my case ... the rest may be true to but i cant vouch for those
User avatar #3 to #1 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
I know that to, i become a little more crazy when i speak english, my gestures bigger and such. Thats not a joke, its the truth.
User avatar #12 to #1 - pocoloco (08/09/2013) [-]
I was raised bilingual. My father speaking German and my mother speaking Spanish. I have English immersion so I do a lot of work and thinking in English. I must say that my humor and as well my personality completely changes as I switch between the languages. I´m lot more confident in English and Spanish while in German I somehow seem to be more "conservatory".
User avatar #348 to #1 - daentraya (08/10/2013) [-]
I am much more fluent, talkative and myself when i write in English, than when i try to communicate in Danish..
User avatar #9 to #1 - inuzukaa (08/09/2013) [-]
now that i think about it the same thing happends to me

my native language is spanish but sometimes i just start thinking in english inside my head for fun only
User avatar #10 to #9 - crossaim (08/09/2013) [-]
I noticed this now because i have a lot of job interviews and i need english next to Romanian(native language of the country i live in) or Hungarian(my born nationality).
Even my mother told me i speak more fluently in english, i think this is because i use it more in games and on the internet.
User avatar #357 to #10 - hollyfries (08/10/2013) [-]
Sa fiu sincer nu credeam ca mai exista romani pe funnyjunk. Si care sa fie si fan bleach. holy nuggets.
User avatar #362 to #357 - crossaim (08/10/2013) [-]
sunt multi dar putini recunosc ca sunt diferiti ... precum stii daca estei diferit sau ai o opinie esti atacat continuu.
User avatar #124 - xsoulchaser (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm a girl gamer.
Also almost nineteen.
Still virgin.
******* DAMMIT.

User avatar #293 to #124 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm not like most guys.
User avatar #337 to #124 - thijsofbodom (08/10/2013) [-]
U want sum fuk?
User avatar #347 to #124 - gwegw (08/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm every gamer's dream
i don't usually say anyhting nice about myself.. but i think i'll try

i love watching guys playing games. i think it's fun
i would love to dress up as a guy's favourite character or anything else he would like
i prefer to be the follower/medic/healer in games i haven't played
if a guy just wants to play games with his friends, i can just stay home or go to a friend, and promise to not call or bug him while he's gone
i would love to make him homemade meals and drinks while he plays
i love giving him BJ's while he plays and i actually came while he played when we did it
i like to massage a guy while he plays

well, even though i get really pissed if someone beats me i still think i'm a perfect gf for a gamer
User avatar #356 to #124 - capslockftw (08/10/2013) [-]
Why are the words "nineteen" and "virgin" censored when I am in my anon form?
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#364 to #124 - software (08/10/2013) [-]
why is the word nineteen. censored?
User avatar #276 to #124 - espay **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
first time i seen the words

"I'm a girl gamer."

and not get thumbed to oblivion

granted, it fitted with the content, but still.
#317 to #276 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
the past tense of fit is fit
User avatar #400 to #276 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
I know... I'm super ******* surprised I didn't.
User avatar #323 to #124 - anonymoose (08/10/2013) [-]
u wunt sum fuq?
#396 to #124 - John Cena (08/11/2013) [-]
That's because your probably fat.
#399 to #396 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
Also, *you're.
You uneducated **** :I
User avatar #398 to #396 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
Wellll... actually, I'm not.
See, I'm just extremely awkward and would rather stand on the sidelines and play my pokemon and zelda and read my star wars than talk to a guy.
Because I'm awkward.
Otherwise, I'm 5'5 and 128lbs.
Not fat :I
#320 to #124 - daorien (08/10/2013) [-]
There are no girls on the internet
User avatar #258 to #124 - nyawgga (08/10/2013) [-]
i can fix that
User avatar #238 to #124 - bagguhsleep (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm bagguhsleep
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
#252 to #238 - swagloon (08/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#330 to #238 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Claims not a stereotypical guy   
1. Beta as 			****		   
2. Straight away replies to the &quot;girl gamer&quot;   
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and 			****		.   
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke   
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
Claims not a stereotypical guy
1. Beta as ****
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and **** .
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
#335 to #330 - megashot ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
old copypasta
#336 to #335 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Well 			****		 me so it did
Well **** me so it did
#332 to #330 - oneskintwoskin (08/10/2013) [-]
dude....
#244 to #124 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
your prob fat, im prepared for serious red thumbs but ik me and my gf are both hot. so fuuuuck you
User avatar #180 to #124 - kirkbot ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
older, more experienced gamer man. I can help you with that
User avatar #306 to #124 - entarasu (08/10/2013) [-]
you have the pussy why are you a virgin?
User avatar #127 to #124 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Hello.
Guy Gamer
19 this month
Still virgin.
I'll change my name to dammit if you want me to.
#148 to #127 - mrhazzy ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,   
   
Today I learned a way to &quot;woo&quot; the elusive females.   
   
I hope it works for me.
Dear Diary,

Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.

I hope it works for me.

User avatar #150 to #148 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Finger's crossed.
User avatar #282 to #127 - fusileer (08/10/2013) [-]
You two better **** or I've wasted an ejaculation.
#186 to #127 - chubbies (08/10/2013) [-]
Smooth as **** right here.
#366 to #127 - optimussum (08/10/2013) [-]
Master of romance
Master of romance
User avatar #268 to #127 - kikekicker (08/10/2013) [-]
With that smooth of a line I'm surprised you're a virgin.
#346 to #127 - funkyspot (08/10/2013) [-]
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******* smooth man
#249 to #127 - jakeattack (08/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
User avatar #378 to #377 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
So finally, we meet.
User avatar #379 to #378 - xsoulchaser (08/10/2013) [-]
Well we wouldn't want fusileer to have wasted an ejaculation, now would we? xD
User avatar #380 to #379 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
No, we wouldn't.
#363 to #127 - manwithanopinion (08/10/2013) [-]
where the **** did this smooth ass mother ****** come from?
User avatar #373 to #127 - zenagirl (08/10/2013) [-]
damn thats good **** 7/10
#382 to #127 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thumbed for Emi.
#384 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Here's the rest.
#383 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
So you can have it.
#385 to #383 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly sir.

Have a good day/night for yourself, toodles.
#389 to #385 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
No problem.
Here's some sick humor.
#390 to #389 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Excellent.
(Also thanks for posting them all, wasn't expecting it, many thanks)
#391 to #390 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Again, no problem.
Again, no problem.
#392 to #391 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
See yeah around.
User avatar #350 to #127 - scumbagposter (08/10/2013) [-]
I want to change my name how can i do that?
#375 to #127 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
haha i lost my virginity at 17 you f aggot hahaha
User avatar #381 to #127 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
#1? Holy **** . I'm livin' the dream.
User avatar #130 - zafara (08/10/2013) [-]
Who else immediately paused to check your nipples?
User avatar #135 to #130 - Nitsuin (08/10/2013) [-]
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
User avatar #136 to #135 - zafara (08/10/2013) [-]
I. Am. making. you. take. pauses. in. your. head. while. you. read. this. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
User avatar #138 to #136 - Nitsuin (08/10/2013) [-]
...The fact that it actually worked freaks me out.



Please stop toying with my emotions.
User avatar #139 to #138 - zafara (08/10/2013) [-]
Not even an original joke.
User avatar #141 to #139 - Nitsuin (08/10/2013) [-]
I don't get out much...or in....or anything for that matter.
User avatar #142 to #141 - zafara (08/10/2013) [-]
Neither do I.
#144 to #142 - Nitsuin (08/10/2013) [-]
**Nitsuin rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Great Pencil Art **   
   
   
   
   
   
MFW I'm not surprised by this at all.
**Nitsuin rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at Great Pencil Art **





MFW I'm not surprised by this at all.
User avatar #394 to #144 - zafara (08/11/2013) [-]
I...... Dude, seriously, and people tell me I need to relax.
#329 - mlpissomewhatmeh (08/10/2013) [-]
&quot;Women have no idea about this arousing effect...&quot; until now you idiot!
"Women have no idea about this arousing effect..." until now you idiot!
#177 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
if red makes me more attractive.........THUMB ME DOWN TO OBLIVION!!!!!
#319 to #177 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
no
anon doesnt get what he wants
#217 - guitarnigger (08/10/2013) [-]
what the 			****		 is a rosy hue?    
   
 gibe moni plox
what the **** is a rosy hue?

gibe moni plox
User avatar #220 to #217 - sepheroth (08/10/2013) [-]
The one at the top
#230 to #220 - guitarnigger (08/10/2013) [-]
nice one bro, take your taco
nice one bro, take your taco
#324 - hotsamrj (08/10/2013) [-]
this cracked me up
#26 - nightstar (08/09/2013) [-]
Except for all of them that read that.
#16 - baconface (08/09/2013) [-]
&quot;Women gamers have more sex than non-gamer females.&quot;
"Women gamers have more sex than non-gamer females."
User avatar #28 to #16 - nervaaurelius (08/09/2013) [-]
I only imagine that's true cause of the thousand males that think they're the perfect woman cause of it.
User avatar #328 to #28 - jammyz (08/10/2013) [-]
The amount of times I've heard that
It's an actual pisstake
#185 - sircopperman (08/10/2013) [-]
ladies, please, contain your orgasms.
#41 - WolfRider ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
i dont know about the bilingual one   
im a dick whether im speaking german or english
i dont know about the bilingual one
im a dick whether im speaking german or english
User avatar #248 to #41 - thebesttrumpeteer (08/10/2013) [-]
my voice is definitely deeper when i speak german
#200 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
Did you know?

You just got done tracing with your finger from your earlobe to your nipple.
User avatar #225 to #200 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
no i didn't. but I do plan on getting a couple straight edges out of my garage later and a level... is that too far?
User avatar #227 to #225 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
Not far enough. You need to get it down to the nearest micron.
User avatar #229 to #227 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
I don't know if I can do that though. but here is another idea. I have a lot of cardboard boxes from newegg and I could cut a square with a side being the distance from one nipple to the other and put my face up against it to see if my ears line up with the edges...I think I need my fiancee's help for this one.
User avatar #231 to #229 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
You need to take pics and show us if they line up.
User avatar #233 to #231 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
Not like it's creepy or anything... asking people to take pictures of their nipples and earlobes...

Definition of average, right?
User avatar #236 to #233 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
brb if I find a box I can part with I have an unhealthy obsession with saving boxes just in case I ever have to pack up and move.... XBOX 360, two monitors, all PC parts, etc. :/ I think I need help...
User avatar #211 to #200 - navadae (08/10/2013) [-]
this is true...

also, my earlobes don't line up with my nipples, am i a freak!?
#212 to #211 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
Stay away from me, freak!   
   
His nipples don't line up with his earlobes! 			*******		 run!
Stay away from me, freak!

His nipples don't line up with his earlobes! ******* run!
User avatar #214 to #212 - navadae (08/10/2013) [-]
his who?
#215 to #214 - John Cena (08/10/2013) [-]
are you a girl then?
User avatar #226 to #215 - Greevon (08/10/2013) [-]
Oh my god... I had been trying to make sense of that for minutes. Never even considered.
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