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#124 - xsoulchaser
Reply +112
(08/10/2013) [-]
I'm a girl gamer.
Also almost nineteen.
Still virgin.
******* DAMMIT.

#356 to #124 - capslockftw
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Why are the words "nineteen" and "virgin" censored when I am in my anon form?
#376 to #356 - posttwo
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#364 to #124 - software
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(08/10/2013) [-]
why is the word nineteen. censored?
#244 to #124 - anon
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(08/10/2013) [-]
your prob fat, im prepared for serious red thumbs but ik me and my gf are both hot. so fuuuuck you
#293 to #124 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm not like most guys.
#337 to #124 - thijsofbodom
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(08/10/2013) [-]
U want sum fuk?
#396 to #124 - anon
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(08/11/2013) [-]
That's because your probably fat.
#399 to #396 - xsoulchaser
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Also, *you're.
You uneducated **** :I
#398 to #396 - xsoulchaser
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Wellll... actually, I'm not.
See, I'm just extremely awkward and would rather stand on the sidelines and play my pokemon and zelda and read my star wars than talk to a guy.
Because I'm awkward.
Otherwise, I'm 5'5 and 128lbs.
Not fat :I
#238 to #124 - bagguhsleep
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm bagguhsleep
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
#252 to #238 - swagloon
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(08/10/2013) [-]
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#330 to #238 - luciferspianist
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Claims not a stereotypical guy   
1. Beta as ****   
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"   
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and ****.   
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke   
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
Claims not a stereotypical guy
1. Beta as ****
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and ****.
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
#335 to #330 - megashot
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(08/10/2013) [-]
old copypasta
#336 to #335 - luciferspianist
Reply +5
(08/10/2013) [-]
Well **** me so it did
Well **** me so it did
#332 to #330 - oneskintwoskin
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(08/10/2013) [-]
dude....
#323 to #124 - anonymoose
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(08/10/2013) [-]
u wunt sum fuq?
#258 to #124 - nyawgga
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(08/10/2013) [-]
i can fix that
#320 to #124 - daorien
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(08/10/2013) [-]
There are no girls on the internet
#191 to #124 - JMF
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(08/10/2013) [-]
#276 to #124 - espay **User deleted account**
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(08/10/2013) [-]
first time i seen the words

"I'm a girl gamer."

and not get thumbed to oblivion

granted, it fitted with the content, but still.
#317 to #276 - hsawryt
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(08/10/2013) [-]
the past tense of fit is fit
#400 to #276 - xsoulchaser
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I know... I'm super ******* surprised I didn't.
#347 to #124 - gwegw
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(08/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm every gamer's dream
i don't usually say anyhting nice about myself.. but i think i'll try

i love watching guys playing games. i think it's fun
i would love to dress up as a guy's favourite character or anything else he would like
i prefer to be the follower/medic/healer in games i haven't played
if a guy just wants to play games with his friends, i can just stay home or go to a friend, and promise to not call or bug him while he's gone
i would love to make him homemade meals and drinks while he plays
i love giving him BJ's while he plays and i actually came while he played when we did it
i like to massage a guy while he plays

well, even though i get really pissed if someone beats me i still think i'm a perfect gf for a gamer
#180 to #124 - kirkbot ONLINE
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(08/10/2013) [-]
older, more experienced gamer man. I can help you with that
#306 to #124 - entarasu
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(08/10/2013) [-]
you have the pussy why are you a virgin?
#127 to #124 - vortexrain
Reply +379
(08/10/2013) [-]
Hello.
Guy Gamer
19 this month
Still virgin.
I'll change my name to dammit if you want me to.
#148 to #127 - mrhazzy
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,   
   
Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.   
   
I hope it works for me.
Dear Diary,

Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.

I hope it works for me.

#150 to #148 - vortexrain
Reply +21
(08/10/2013) [-]
Finger's crossed.
#186 to #127 - chubbies
Reply +25
(08/10/2013) [-]
Smooth as **** right here.
#282 to #127 - fusileer
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(08/10/2013) [-]
You two better **** or I've wasted an ejaculation.
#311 to #127 - thatbrevitything
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(08/10/2013) [-]
#268 to #127 - kikekicker ONLINE
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(08/10/2013) [-]
With that smooth of a line I'm surprised you're a virgin.
#345 to #127 - Wallaq
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(08/10/2013) [-]
#249 to #127 - jakeattack
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
#366 to #127 - optimussum
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Master of romance
Master of romance
#395 to #366 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
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#346 to #127 - funkyspot
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(08/10/2013) [-]
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******* smooth man
#377 to #127 - xsoulchaser
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(08/10/2013) [-]
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#378 to #377 - vortexrain
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(08/10/2013) [-]
So finally, we meet.
#379 to #378 - xsoulchaser
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Well we wouldn't want fusileer to have wasted an ejaculation, now would we? xD
#380 to #379 - vortexrain
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(08/10/2013) [-]
No, we wouldn't.
#393 to #380 - goldengohan
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(08/11/2013) [-]
#363 to #127 - manwithanopinion
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(08/10/2013) [-]
where the **** did this smooth ass mother ****** come from?
#373 to #127 - zenagirl
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(08/10/2013) [-]
damn thats good **** 7/10
#382 to #127 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Thumbed for Emi.
#384 to #382 - vortexrain
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Here's the rest.
#386 to #384 - vortexrain
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(08/11/2013) [-]
#387 to #386 - vortexrain
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#388 to #387 - vortexrain
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#383 to #382 - vortexrain
Reply +1
(08/11/2013) [-]
So you can have it.
#385 to #383 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly sir.

Have a good day/night for yourself, toodles.
#389 to #385 - vortexrain
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(08/11/2013) [-]
No problem.
Here's some sick humor.
#390 to #389 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Excellent.
(Also thanks for posting them all, wasn't expecting it, many thanks)
#391 to #390 - vortexrain
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Again, no problem.
Again, no problem.
#392 to #391 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/11/2013) [-]
See yeah around.
#350 to #127 - scumbagposter
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(08/10/2013) [-]
I want to change my name how can i do that?
#381 to #127 - vortexrain
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(08/11/2013) [-]
#1? Holy ****. I'm livin' the dream.
#375 to #127 - anon
Reply 0
(08/10/2013) [-]
haha i lost my virginity at 17 you f aggot hahaha
#15 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Time to go put on my red shirt and hoodie and head to a gamestop in search of women.
Time to go put on my red shirt and hoodie and head to a gamestop in search of women.
#370 to #15 - whenyoudieyoudie
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Sure come on over.
#101 to #15 - koff
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Wearing red and getting a "Gamer girl", double the chances!
#143 to #101 - toosexyforyou
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(08/10/2013) [-]
That was the idea.
#401 to #143 - koff
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(08/11/2013) [-]
i was pointing it out for people that didn't get the gamer girl part
#201 to #15 - tefuck
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(08/10/2013) [-]
#116 - dovahsix
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#117 to #116 - dovahsix
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#118 to #117 - dovahsix
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#121 to #118 - foelkera
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#171 to #121 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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#172 to #171 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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#176 to #172 - foelkera
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#128 to #118 - azraelthemage
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#178 to #117 - MrSunday
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(08/10/2013) [-]
congrats this was the funniest post of the night, by far for me. thank you sir
congrats this was the funniest post of the night, by far for me. thank you sir
#6 - guiguito
Reply +29
(08/09/2013) [-]
i am way more friendly using my native language.
#331 to #6 - minecraftmemes
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Are you canadian?
#333 to #331 - guiguito
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(08/10/2013) [-]
don't most of canadians speak english?
and no, i am hue.
#341 to #333 - anon
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(08/10/2013) [-]
hahah, what the **** is hue?
#338 to #333 - minecraftmemes
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(08/10/2013) [-]
huehue
#120 to #6 - blaazen
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(08/10/2013) [-]
I'm more of a pussy in my second language, my first is English, But my second is French...
#291 to #120 - guiguito
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(08/10/2013) [-]
figures
#318 to #120 - hsawryt
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(08/10/2013) [-]
me too
my french is not that great though, but ive been to belgium for 3 months that helped me alot
#123 to #6 - freakstorm
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(08/10/2013) [-]
im way more reserved using my first language, chinese cause i only use it to communicate to relatives and family
#195 to #6 - babs
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(08/10/2013) [-]
not me, i tend to think more about what i say when i have to use english. when i use danish i can be quite the cunt.
#224 to #6 - playercz
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(08/10/2013) [-]
well, i like myself more when i speak in english because i hate czech
#11 to #6 - tjilaz
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(08/09/2013) [-]
me too..
**** you
#39 to #11 - cleomech
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(08/10/2013) [-]
I usually have monologues in english when I'm alone, and in those couple of seconds I'm a ******* genius.
#164 to #39 - mausisdead
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(08/10/2013) [-]
****, me too, and i have no idea why
****, me too, and i have no idea why
#8 - lightninghorse
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(08/09/2013) [-]
i checked the nipple one
#51 to #8 - komandantmirkoo
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(08/10/2013) [-]
i think we all did
#122 to #51 - ragingflamingos
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#163 - divinedrgn
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(08/10/2013) [-]
<---- Of course I knew this. It is all of those CoD players sleeping with people's mothers.
#272 to #163 - thascomrad
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(08/10/2013) [-]
#30 - fabelousnagger
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(08/09/2013) [-]
red more attractive ? if you say so...
#50 to #30 - anon
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(08/10/2013) [-]
more attractive than if he was in a blue suit
#71 to #30 - weinerdick
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(08/10/2013) [-]
toplel
#119 to #30 - zombiefied
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Deadpool? Is that you?
#152 to #119 - azsx
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(08/10/2013) [-]
top lel
#31 to #30 - sofakingood
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(08/09/2013) [-]
I want him inside me
#154 to #31 - IamSofaKingdom
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(08/10/2013) [-]
We have related names.
We have related names.
#109 to #31 - greenstrongworld
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(08/10/2013) [-]
He's just sofakingood right?
#358 to #109 - capslockftw
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(08/10/2013) [-]
He is Sofa King, Furniture born. Fus Ro Dah
#1 - crossaim
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(08/09/2013) [-]
The bilingual one is true ... i am much more confident to speak in English than my native language.
#2 to #1 - crossaim
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(08/09/2013) [-]
I mean in my case ... the rest may be true to but i cant vouch for those
#3 to #1 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(08/09/2013) [-]
I know that to, i become a little more crazy when i speak english, my gestures bigger and such. Thats not a joke, its the truth.
#12 to #1 - pocoloco
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(08/09/2013) [-]
I was raised bilingual. My father speaking German and my mother speaking Spanish. I have English immersion so I do a lot of work and thinking in English. I must say that my humor and as well my personality completely changes as I switch between the languages. I´m lot more confident in English and Spanish while in German I somehow seem to be more "conservatory".
#348 to #1 - daentraya
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(08/10/2013) [-]
I am much more fluent, talkative and myself when i write in English, than when i try to communicate in Danish..
#9 to #1 - inuzukaa
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(08/09/2013) [-]
now that i think about it the same thing happends to me

my native language is spanish but sometimes i just start thinking in english inside my head for fun only
#10 to #9 - crossaim
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(08/09/2013) [-]
I noticed this now because i have a lot of job interviews and i need english next to Romanian(native language of the country i live in) or Hungarian(my born nationality).
Even my mother told me i speak more fluently in english, i think this is because i use it more in games and on the internet.
#357 to #10 - hollyfries
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(08/10/2013) [-]
Sa fiu sincer nu credeam ca mai exista romani pe funnyjunk. Si care sa fie si fan bleach. holy nuggets.
#362 to #357 - crossaim
Reply 0
(08/10/2013) [-]
sunt multi dar putini recunosc ca sunt diferiti ... precum stii daca estei diferit sau ai o opinie esti atacat continuu.
#34 - konradkurze
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(08/09/2013) [-]
and thats why deadpool gets the girls.....

its the red costume
#257 to #34 - fallenstar
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