Wheres my Kronk channel?. Not OC. This is a new ride at the water park I work at. On this ride you' re standing in a closed tube and when the lifeguard pulls a  kronk
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Wheres my Kronk channel?

Tags: kronk
This is a new ride at the
water park I work at. On this
ride you' re standing in a
closed tube and when the
lifeguard pulls a lever, the
floor collapses, and you go
rushing down a closed slide.
One time when I was working
the slide, this girl gets in and
says "Pull the lever Wonk!"
And as soon as the ride sends
her dawn, she screams
WRONG LEVER". At first I
was confused, but then I
remembered:
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#12 - cakefaceify (08/09/2013) [-]
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#78 - alos (08/09/2013) [-]
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#94 - kanatana ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I checked every comment just to be sure that nobody had posted this one yet, and I am thoroughly amused by it all.
#79 - qballextraction (08/09/2013) [-]
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#136 to #79 - lyokomaster (08/10/2013) [-]
what....the..... ****
User avatar #153 to #79 - kaltehwulf (08/10/2013) [-]
darkoblivion... have you seen this gif?
#93 to #79 - ironblood (08/09/2013) [-]
I hue'd epically sir, thank you.
I hue'd epically sir, thank you.
User avatar #20 - odonnell ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I had a shot of one of these at a waterpark in Orlando.
You shoot down pretty fast, the water blasts up your arse-crack and gives you a lovely wedgie to part with.
User avatar #30 to #20 - nuttyjtwit (08/09/2013) [-]
Yes its indeed Wet n' Wild. -Orlandoian.
User avatar #81 to #30 - odonnell ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
It must be great to live near all these parks. (Well, if you can afford to go everyday)
Where I'm from is really ***** . You're likely to have a criminal conviction before you leave high school, because the best entertainment you get is playing blue murder and setting bins on fire.

Blue murder is a game where there are 2 teams. 1 Team comes up with a word with the same letter count as there are team members (Eg, 5 team members, the word could be "water"). The other teams objective is to get the letter off of each team member and get the word to win. In order to get the letter, you repeatedly hit the person until they give it up.
User avatar #83 to #81 - nuttyjtwit (08/09/2013) [-]
It is great,for Wet n' Wild I can pay only $50 in about April/May-ish and get the rest of the year free.When its starting to get a little colder,they heat the You need to login to view this link for the other parks,theres usually someone you know that can give you discounts but the only park I really like is Universal Studios.
User avatar #66 to #30 - ponieswererolled ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
florida best state
User avatar #159 to #30 - specialone (08/10/2013) [-]
There's also a Wet 'n' Wild in Queensland, Australia with the exact same ride.
User avatar #91 to #20 - slimtotheshady (08/09/2013) [-]
So its a badass bidet?
User avatar #154 to #20 - ogaitnas (08/10/2013) [-]
First time I rode it, It felt as if it was a goddamn enema on the way down.. The drop is almost vertical so you're floating for a split second also.
User avatar #24 to #20 - bladebites (08/09/2013) [-]
Ah, I know which one you're talking about. I go there regularly for holidays, and never learn my lesson.
User avatar #29 to #24 - odonnell ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Wet 'n Wild?
I was trying to remember the name of it, I couldn't, it was annoying me, so I had to go onto Google maps and retrace my steps of a holiday I had 2 years ago.

It was a good day out. Next time I go I'll need to get waterproof sun screen though. I was like a bit of bacon that had been left in a George foreman grill for a few days. Scottish people don't go well with the sun.
User avatar #123 to #29 - greenstrongworld (08/10/2013) [-]
Nobody here is good with the sun.
User avatar #63 to #29 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (08/09/2013) [-]
I've been there. Bomb Bay. That's a pretty cool ride. Just wish the knee board ride stayed open later. I missed out on that.
User avatar #157 to #29 - bladebites (08/10/2013) [-]
Ah, yes. The sunburn. It gets us all.
User avatar #199 to #157 - Sunburn (08/10/2013) [-]
Yes, Yes I do.
#126 - usaisnotamerica (08/10/2013) [-]
There should really be a Kronk channel
There should really be a Kronk channel
#27 - emberstar (08/09/2013) [-]
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#172 to #27 - andypanda (08/10/2013) [-]
cookin meth
#2 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
**illusiveshade rolls 58**
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#5 to #3 - illusiveshade **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Shh, noone need to know, here take this coockie.
#215 to #5 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
THERE IS ONLY ONE C IN COOKIE DAMMIT
#216 to #215 - warioteam (08/10/2013) [-]
i have seen cookie spelled wrong a lot of times
but i am pretty sure it isnt spelled oockie
User avatar #23 to #2 - darkangeloffire (08/09/2013) [-]
**darkangeloffire rolls 44** I'll pull it for you
User avatar #100 to #60 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 25** okay this is like trying to masturbate in public and hoping nobody notes your dick hanging out
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#150 to #23 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
Woah.
Doubles.
#34 to #23 - oikake (08/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #23 - iloverapingmen (08/09/2013) [-]
Why the **** do dubs still get thumbed up
#67 to #64 - walkerjam (08/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - iloverapingmen (08/09/2013) [-]
Why do people still find Family Guy funny
User avatar #71 to #69 - iloverapingmen (08/09/2013) [-]
Why can't you take a joke
User avatar #72 to #71 - walkerjam (08/09/2013) [-]
Why are you still asking questions why when I'm not really bothered and I'm just replying to your quiestions with pictures from my folders?
I still love you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - iloverapingmen (08/09/2013) [-]
I still love raping men
#74 to #73 - walkerjam (08/09/2013) [-]
LEAVE THE MEN ALONE
#92 to #74 - anon (08/09/2013) [-]
His username
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User avatar #201 to #4 - wizlock (08/10/2013) [-]
and this ******* ******** (without dubs) got 500+ thumbs? go **** yourself maggot
#158 - theroflcer (08/10/2013) [-]
Your face at first!
Your face at first!
#194 - bakakinji (08/10/2013) [-]
11/10 best girlfriend ever.
11/10 best girlfriend ever.
#32 - crazyolitis (08/09/2013) [-]
And then 50 more people did it within the next 2 hours. It's fun at first, but after a while...
User avatar #37 to #32 - dambusta (08/09/2013) [-]
yeah sometimes things suck, i probably would do this but only if no-one else had before, and if the person right before me did it before i got to, i would not do it.

i'd beat them up for stealing my moment at the bottom of the slide, but thats beside the point
User avatar #41 to #37 - crazyolitis (08/09/2013) [-]
I think that most people think they're the first ones, though. I mean, I don't know about some guy's personal experiences at work.
User avatar #45 to #41 - dambusta (08/09/2013) [-]
so long as i get a laugh i dont care
#56 - lazybrainz (08/09/2013) [-]
best thing i've seen on here in ages
best thing i've seen on here in ages
#25 - braveshart (08/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #147 to #25 - badasstoaster (08/10/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#38 - killingalice (08/09/2013) [-]
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#182 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
you marry her, you marry her now!!!
#151 - onomatopenis (08/10/2013) [-]
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#140 - AmandaNicole (08/10/2013) [-]
IS THIS AT OCEANS OF FUN?!    
   
I 			*******		 need to know.
IS THIS AT OCEANS OF FUN?!

I ******* need to know.
#145 to #140 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Right here in KC? Probably not!

I'm just as disappointed as you
#146 to #145 - AmandaNicole (08/10/2013) [-]
I found the post that said it wasn't OC...
I am disapiont.
#218 to #146 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
im sorry i failed you
#89 - hockeynerd (08/09/2013) [-]
one of these by my house.. guy was counting down from 3 and released me at 2.. shat myself
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