Wheres my Kronk channel?. Not OC. This is a new ride at the water park I work at. On this ride you' re standing in a closed tube and when the lifeguard pulls a  kronk
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This is a new ride at the
water park I work at. On this
ride you' re standing in a
closed tube and when the
lifeguard pulls a lever, the
floor collapses, and you go
rushing down a closed slide.
One time when I was working
the slide, this girl gets in and
says "Pull the lever Wonk!"
And as soon as the ride sends
her dawn, she screams
WRONG LEVER". At first I
was confused, but then I
remembered:
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#2 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
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**illusiveshade rolls 58**
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#5 to #3 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
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Shh, noone need to know, here take this coockie.
#6 to #5 - worshippingbensho
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#215 to #5 - anon id: 2fa1c4f2
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THERE IS ONLY ONE C IN COOKIE DAMMIT
#216 to #215 - warioteam
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i have seen cookie spelled wrong a lot of times
but i am pretty sure it isnt spelled oockie
User avatar #23 to #2 - darkangeloffire
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**darkangeloffire rolls 44** I'll pull it for you
#60 to #23 - zombietronexe
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User avatar #100 to #60 - niggastolemyname
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****************** rolls 25** okay this is like trying to masturbate in public and hoping nobody notes your dick hanging out
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#156 to #23 - scapeartist
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#34 to #23 - oikake
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#150 to #23 - anon id: ed4a1649
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Woah.
Doubles.
User avatar #64 to #23 - iloverapingmen
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Why the **** do dubs still get thumbed up
#67 to #64 - walkerjam
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User avatar #68 to #67 - iloverapingmen
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Why do people still find Family Guy funny
#69 to #68 - walkerjam
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User avatar #71 to #69 - iloverapingmen
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Why can't you take a joke
User avatar #72 to #71 - walkerjam
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Why are you still asking questions why when I'm not really bothered and I'm just replying to your quiestions with pictures from my folders?
I still love you.
User avatar #73 to #72 - iloverapingmen
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I still love raping men
#74 to #73 - walkerjam
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LEAVE THE MEN ALONE
#92 to #74 - anon id: 67a79c64
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His username
#4 to #2 - illusiveshade **User deleted account**
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User avatar #201 to #4 - wizlock
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and this ******* ******** (without dubs) got 500+ thumbs? go **** yourself maggot
#7 - Wallaq
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#135 to #7 - misterobotunicorn
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#79 - qballextraction
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#136 to #79 - lyokomaster
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what....the.....****
User avatar #153 to #79 - kaltehwulf
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darkoblivion... have you seen this gif?
#93 to #79 - ironblood
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I hue'd epically sir, thank you.
I hue'd epically sir, thank you.
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#52 - fapperdefap
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**fapperdefap rolls 07**
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User avatar #59 to #57 - supermunchkin
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that was amazing i thumbed everyone
User avatar #70 to #59 - fyourahole
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I... nvm. I don't want to ruin it for you.
User avatar #76 to #70 - supermunchkin
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im pretty stoned so whatever i did wrong forgive me
#90 to #76 - aceonfire
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reminding me that its harder to find tree in arizona than in northern california...**** why did i move.
User avatar #77 to #76 - fyourahole
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Blaze on, bro. I can't smoke so take a toke for me. You didn't do anything wrong.
User avatar #101 to #77 - niggastolemyname
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physically or socially?
User avatar #104 to #101 - fyourahole
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Professionally, I'm military. I miss burning it sometimes.
User avatar #105 to #104 - niggastolemyname
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so socially kinda sorta
how's the millitary?
User avatar #114 to #105 - fyourahole
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Honestly? I like it. I joined at 20, and I've been in for a little over 6 years, I'm a Staff Sergeant now and I make decent money for someone without a degree (53k/yr). I'm reclassing right now to get out of the Infantry to work in Civil Affairs and do humanitarian/diplomatic work. People will never agree, but it's nice to feel like I am in some way shaping the future.
User avatar #117 to #114 - niggastolemyname
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sorry if I come off as asking too many questions. how was infantry?
side question: Have you ever shot a javelin missile?
#121 to #117 - fyourahole
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It's been good to be, I was selected to be an 11C - Indirect Fire Infantryman, which means that I work with the heaviest weapons in the infantry. I have shot a Javelin, but never in combat, only in training for my 2C ASI. Javelins weren't very useful in Iraq or Afghanistan, because the enemy didn't have armor when I got there. But honestly, what I enjoyed about being Airborne Infantry the most was the friends that I made.

(That's me with the straw stetson on.)
User avatar #20 - odonnell
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I had a shot of one of these at a waterpark in Orlando.
You shoot down pretty fast, the water blasts up your arse-crack and gives you a lovely wedgie to part with.
User avatar #30 to #20 - nuttyjtwit
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Yes its indeed Wet n' Wild. -Orlandoian.
User avatar #81 to #30 - odonnell
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It must be great to live near all these parks. (Well, if you can afford to go everyday)
Where I'm from is really *****. You're likely to have a criminal conviction before you leave high school, because the best entertainment you get is playing blue murder and setting bins on fire.

Blue murder is a game where there are 2 teams. 1 Team comes up with a word with the same letter count as there are team members (Eg, 5 team members, the word could be "water"). The other teams objective is to get the letter off of each team member and get the word to win. In order to get the letter, you repeatedly hit the person until they give it up.
User avatar #83 to #81 - nuttyjtwit
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It is great,for Wet n' Wild I can pay only $50 in about April/May-ish and get the rest of the year free.When its starting to get a little colder,they heat the You need to login to view this link for the other parks,theres usually someone you know that can give you discounts but the only park I really like is Universal Studios.
User avatar #66 to #30 - ponieswererolled
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florida best state
User avatar #159 to #30 - specialone
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There's also a Wet 'n' Wild in Queensland, Australia with the exact same ride.
User avatar #91 to #20 - slimtotheshady
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So its a badass bidet?
User avatar #154 to #20 - ogaitnas
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First time I rode it, It felt as if it was a goddamn enema on the way down.. The drop is almost vertical so you're floating for a split second also.
User avatar #24 to #20 - bladebites
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Ah, I know which one you're talking about. I go there regularly for holidays, and never learn my lesson.
User avatar #29 to #24 - odonnell
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Wet 'n Wild?
I was trying to remember the name of it, I couldn't, it was annoying me, so I had to go onto Google maps and retrace my steps of a holiday I had 2 years ago.

It was a good day out. Next time I go I'll need to get waterproof sun screen though. I was like a bit of bacon that had been left in a George foreman grill for a few days. Scottish people don't go well with the sun.
User avatar #123 to #29 - greenstrongworld
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Nobody here is good with the sun.
User avatar #63 to #29 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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I've been there. Bomb Bay. That's a pretty cool ride. Just wish the knee board ride stayed open later. I missed out on that.
User avatar #157 to #29 - bladebites
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Ah, yes. The sunburn. It gets us all.
User avatar #199 to #157 - Sunburn
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Yes, Yes I do.
#94 - kanatana
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I checked every comment just to be sure that nobody had posted this one yet, and I am thoroughly amused by it all.
#32 - crazyolitis
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And then 50 more people did it within the next 2 hours. It's fun at first, but after a while...
User avatar #37 to #32 - dambusta
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yeah sometimes things suck, i probably would do this but only if no-one else had before, and if the person right before me did it before i got to, i would not do it.

i'd beat them up for stealing my moment at the bottom of the slide, but thats beside the point
User avatar #41 to #37 - crazyolitis
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I think that most people think they're the first ones, though. I mean, I don't know about some guy's personal experiences at work.
User avatar #45 to #41 - dambusta
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so long as i get a laugh i dont care
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#172 to #27 - andypanda
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cookin meth
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