Only because its your Birthday. .. Well that's what you get for trying to bang your own grandma.
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#1 - camperdude (08/09/2013) [-]
Well that's what you get for trying to bang your own grandma.
#2 to #1 - yunnie (08/09/2013) [-]
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#6 to #1 - laxwarriord (08/09/2013) [-]
Any holes a goal
Any holes a goal
User avatar #3 - raynagrimm (08/09/2013) [-]
my birthday is the 10th, just one more day till im 21, cant wait, some older friends are taking me out to 10 bar to celebrate.

i also hope i get a second spin on the wheel
User avatar #27 to #3 - alltimetens (08/10/2013) [-]
Dunno bout you, but in NY, you're considered of legal age a month before your Birthday.
User avatar #38 to #3 - benedicto (08/10/2013) [-]
advance happy birthday, fellow fjer.
have a good one.
you're one step closer to dying. yay~~
User avatar #44 to #3 - abcz (08/10/2013) [-]
happy bday rayna
User avatar #45 to #44 - raynagrimm (08/10/2013) [-]
thx : D
User avatar #47 to #45 - abcz (08/10/2013) [-]
mind if i add a bone-us spin?
User avatar #48 to #47 - raynagrimm (08/10/2013) [-]
maybe baby ; )
User avatar #66 to #3 - wienersack (08/10/2013) [-]
I don't know where you are in the world, but where I am, it is now the 10th. Happy Birthday, good sir. Don't drink too many.
#89 to #3 - cartoonist (08/10/2013) [-]
Happy birthday mate, my birthday's tomorrow too!
User avatar #101 to #89 - raynagrimm (08/10/2013) [-]
awesome, happy birthday to you too
User avatar #25 to #3 - malhaloc (08/10/2013) [-]
Finally! I'm 21 and legally able to do everything I've been doing since I was 14!
#54 to #3 - IamSofaKingdom (08/10/2013) [-]
Weird, tomorrow is my younger brother's 21st birthday as well...
Weird, tomorrow is my younger brother's 21st birthday as well...
User avatar #55 to #54 - raynagrimm (08/10/2013) [-]
awesome, if you want, tell him a random internet stranger said happy b-day
User avatar #60 to #55 - IamSofaKingdom (08/10/2013) [-]
He prefers if it is sexy internet lady strangers but I will let him know ha ha.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/09/2013) [-]
I just had my 21st birthday. did the same thing was ******* fantastic hope you have fun,.
User avatar #5 to #4 - raynagrimm (08/09/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #7 to #5 - kommandantvideo (08/09/2013) [-]
dont get intoxicated then raped by your buddies
User avatar #11 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/09/2013) [-]
yeah do it the other way around get intoxicted then get raped by your buddies
#39 to #11 - riposter (08/10/2013) [-]
Better, get raped by your buddies then get intoxicated.
#20 to #3 - beavisnbutthead (08/10/2013) [-]
happy early birthday man. here's a real ***** haiku for you
#40 to #20 - doomfish (08/10/2013) [-]
first abd last line only have 4 syllables!
#10 - shareacokewith (08/09/2013) [-]
a 12 in 1 shot is better than most married men have you lucky bastard.
User avatar #13 to #10 - reican ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
unless! you marry a nymphomaniac. then you want to beg for the sex to have at least 3 days break
User avatar #23 to #10 - dedaluminus (08/10/2013) [-]
1 in 12. 12 in one would mean he would always have sex, 12 times in a row.
#8 - nickmandemon (08/09/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you just leave this bitch?
User avatar #52 to #8 - reginleif (08/10/2013) [-]
So it's not enough he's not getting laid, you want him to be homeless too?
User avatar #53 to #8 - normantheowl (08/10/2013) [-]
Who just abandons their own mother?
#22 to #8 - atma (08/10/2013) [-]
Because the sex is INCREDIBLE
Because the sex is INCREDIBLE
User avatar #34 to #22 - icecreamonnips (08/10/2013) [-]
it never happens
User avatar #19 to #8 - wardylocks (08/10/2013) [-]
Marriage, usually
User avatar #29 to #8 - mcderper (08/10/2013) [-]
It's hard to leave when you are a drawing.
#56 - insaneguy (08/10/2013) [-]
reality
User avatar #57 to #56 - garymotherfingoak (08/10/2013) [-]
I dont get it, what's different?
User avatar #65 to #64 - garymotherfingoak (08/10/2013) [-]
You're gonna have to point it out a little better
User avatar #72 to #64 - mvtjets (08/10/2013) [-]
Needs more circles and arrows
User avatar #107 to #64 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
need more arrows
User avatar #63 to #57 - insaneguy (08/10/2013) [-]
look at the pegs by "sex"

no pegs = never get sex
User avatar #68 to #63 - garymotherfingoak (08/10/2013) [-]
ooooooooh
User avatar #58 to #57 - flawns (08/10/2013) [-]
nothing
User avatar #61 to #58 - garymotherfingoak (08/10/2013) [-]
ooooookay
User avatar #62 to #61 - flawns (08/10/2013) [-]
yeah I know
User avatar #21 - zorororonoa (08/10/2013) [-]
she looks at least 30 years older than him
#24 to #21 - hydromatic (08/10/2013) [-]






It's his mom
#26 to #24 - triggathepirate (08/10/2013) [-]
Somethin really wrong with ya'll.
Somethin really wrong with ya'll.
User avatar #105 - LocoJoe (08/10/2013) [-]
And this is why you never get married. You could just leave her, kick her out, and **** some dumb blonde in a bar but instead you signed the paper entitling her ass to half your **** .
User avatar #106 to #105 - smithforprez (08/10/2013) [-]
she looks like she's his mom
User avatar #80 - thumbtheoc (08/10/2013) [-]
Why would he even wanna have sex with that old hag, anyway? All saggy and **** ... ******* gross.
User avatar #12 - wytewrapper (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously he's not making it worth her while if you know what I mean.
User avatar #28 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/10/2013) [-]
truth is, this assumption that married life yields no sex isnt entirely accurate.
however, when it is, its not really a huge loss to either party... when you get to be 40+, many people, men and women, arent very interested in sex. some couples stop entirely.
#82 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
ThatsSoFunnyHeHe !
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#103 - sniffythebird ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Mom? Dad?
User avatar #83 - breadbasket (08/10/2013) [-]
**breadbasket rolls 72**
Today is my birthday, too. Can I have two chances to roll dubs?
User avatar #84 to #83 - breadbasket (08/10/2013) [-]
**breadbasket rolls 39**
User avatar #85 to #84 - breadbasket (08/10/2013) [-]
Worst birthday ever.
User avatar #86 to #85 - datzsumfunnyshit (08/10/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 22** here is a present
User avatar #87 to #86 - breadbasket (08/10/2013) [-]
I will tell my grandchildren of the day **************** single handedly saved my birthday.
#90 to #87 - datzsumfunnyshit (08/10/2013) [-]
No problem, Have a happy birthday
No problem, Have a happy birthday
User avatar #100 - oliveirajo (08/10/2013) [-]
When I'll have a grandson I'll give him 10Gb of FJ for his 16th Bday
User avatar #91 - jesusfrankenstein (08/10/2013) [-]
... Today is my birthday.
#88 - littlekat (08/10/2013) [-]
sex is just gross tho, i like leading my bf on and just make him want it more, thats the great thing abut being hot, the dissapointment :p
#108 to #88 - anon (08/11/2013) [-]
You are the reason men like me don't talk to women. I hope you burn in hell for making him suffer. Don't you know that blue balls can physically cause the inability to have children. **** you
User avatar #92 to #88 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
you sound like you have never had sex.

yeah it can get messy, yeah it can get weird, but my god none of that matters cause sex is amazing!!
#93 to #92 - littlekat (08/10/2013) [-]
it feels good, but it itself is gross. but i just like teasing men, so fuhn!
User avatar #94 to #93 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
and you will never understand how big of a bitch you are for doing it.
#95 to #94 - littlekat (08/10/2013) [-]
how dare you? i like to have fun, not my fault all guys are disgusting pigs. the only time i have sex, is if i have a boyfriend for 3 months, then i cheat. its not a bad thing, it just teaches him a lesson for being a pig
#96 to #95 - enclavexremnant (08/10/2013) [-]
Just as i thought, a grief account. Try to be less obvious next time, buddeh.
User avatar #97 to #95 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
sounds like you're the pig in that situation. :/
are you really this dense, blonde, retarded, etc? you really don't see how you are presenting yourself within just two comments?! based on just this, I don't think I would get much of an opposition for calling you a massive CUNT.
#99 to #97 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
Obvious troll man, all comments are in the red. Move on, don't waste your keystrokes.
User avatar #102 to #99 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
I realize it, but the issue is that there are young impressionable kids that come to this site, and some new to it all. I would hate for trolls to get a chance, any chance to leave any kind of impression like that in anyone's head. js just ignoring trolls can also be harmful.

TLR Trolls still have some influence if unchecked.
User avatar #104 to #97 - AlanbalMIT (08/10/2013) [-]
>Too many total thumbs down given to you by users. Your account has been automatically banned.

It's a ******* bot ...or at least that's how its brain works
User avatar #69 - treefox (08/10/2013) [-]
What if he waited the "no sex" slice opposite of the "sex" slice? Would that not make his chances better?
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