Only because its your Birthday. .. Well that's what you get for trying to bang your own grandma.
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Submitted: 08/09/2013
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#1 - camperdude (08/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Well that's what you get for trying to bang your own grandma.
User avatar #21 - zorororonoa (08/10/2013) [+] (4 replies)
she looks at least 30 years older than him
#24 to #21 - hydromatic (08/10/2013) [-]






It's his mom
User avatar #3 - raynagrimm (08/09/2013) [+] (20 replies)
my birthday is the 10th, just one more day till im 21, cant wait, some older friends are taking me out to 10 bar to celebrate.

i also hope i get a second spin on the wheel
#10 - shareacokewith (08/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
a 12 in 1 shot is better than most married men have you lucky bastard.
#8 - nickmandemon (08/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Why wouldn't you just leave this bitch?
#56 - insaneguy (08/10/2013) [+] (10 replies)
reality
User avatar #83 - breadbasket (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**breadbasket rolls 72**
Today is my birthday, too. Can I have two chances to roll dubs?
User avatar #86 to #85 - datzsumfunnyshit (08/10/2013) [-]
** **************** rolls 22** here is a present
#88 - littlekat (08/10/2013) [+] (11 replies)
sex is just gross tho, i like leading my bf on and just make him want it more, thats the great thing abut being hot, the dissapointment :p
User avatar #92 to #88 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
you sound like you have never had sex.

yeah it can get messy, yeah it can get weird, but my god none of that matters cause sex is amazing!!
User avatar #41 - mrmariomike (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I imagine if that wheel, instead of filled with "no sex", and instead filled with different types of fun fetishes, it would be a good idea...
User avatar #43 to #42 - ProperInsanityWolf (08/10/2013) [-]
i wouldn't doubt that you are waaay too into your fetish
User avatar #12 - wytewrapper (08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously he's not making it worth her while if you know what I mean.
User avatar #105 - LocoJoe (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And this is why you never get married. You could just leave her, kick her out, and **** some dumb blonde in a bar but instead you signed the paper entitling her ass to half your **** .
User avatar #80 - thumbtheoc (08/10/2013) [-]
Why would he even wanna have sex with that old hag, anyway? All saggy and **** ... ******* gross.
User avatar #28 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/10/2013) [-]
truth is, this assumption that married life yields no sex isnt entirely accurate.
however, when it is, its not really a huge loss to either party... when you get to be 40+, many people, men and women, arent very interested in sex. some couples stop entirely.
#103 - sniffythebird (08/10/2013) [-]
Mom? Dad?
+1
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User avatar #100 - oliveirajo (08/10/2013) [-]
When I'll have a grandson I'll give him 10Gb of FJ for his 16th Bday
User avatar #91 - jesusfrankenstein (08/10/2013) [-]
... Today is my birthday.
#82 - Womens Study Major (08/10/2013) [-]
ThatsSoFunnyHeHe !
User avatar #69 - treefox (08/10/2013) [-]
What if he waited the "no sex" slice opposite of the "sex" slice? Would that not make his chances better?
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