Worth the read (repaired/retyped) Not me. Not me. Original post: /channel/4chan/Worth+the+Read/tGatGgT/ Second part typed by dantemp OP: thatguywithpants tdogme Worth the read (repaired/retyped) Not me Original post: /channel/4chan/Worth+the+Read/tGatGgT/ Second part typed by dantemp OP: thatguywithpants tdogme
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#787 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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Hey, if you all wanted something similar, I also posted this. As the title implies, it's been posted here before but it's pretty good.  Take care, my fellow FJer's.
Hey, if you all wanted something similar, I also posted this. As the title implies, it's been posted here before but it's pretty good. Take care, my fellow FJer's.
User avatar #932 to #787 - mentlgen
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Hey man, I have a short story bout' my ex (I'm a young fag 13 year old, please give me a break...) and I want to know if you'd do something like this of it... I'd message the story to you.

Btw, ex broke up with me, for good reason, no rage neither...
#1191 to #932 - anon id: f3caa570
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wow. lovestory from 13 year old. must be heartbreaking
#1464 to #1191 - mentlgen
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Yeah, I know. Petty, right? Yup. Not surprised it didn't last...   
   
Good thing I still have my right hand and my phone-bought monthly sub to Rule34...
Yeah, I know. Petty, right? Yup. Not surprised it didn't last...

Good thing I still have my right hand and my phone-bought monthly sub to Rule34...
#936 to #932 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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Sure. My computer broke though so I'd have to use my phone. All that means is that it'd take a while. Why don't you give it a go? It's your story after all.
User avatar #938 to #936 - mentlgen
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Not really good with ">" due to my misuse..
#940 to #938 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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I don't even know if my phone has that character. Hahaha Well, message it over. If I can't do it though, I can't do it.
User avatar #996 to #940 - igotdamunchies
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, PLEASE I WANT TO BE YOUR FJ FRIEND, LAYETH UPON US MORE STORIES MY LORD. in other words, i cried.
#1228 to #996 - fallun
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Dude, I bawled my eyes out, my girlfriend is so charming, this made me appreciate her that much more.
#1124 to #787 - limitlesdragon
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User avatar #1139 to #787 - hellzkirara
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Do you know who the OP of the story is? Owo I don't get onto any site but FJ so I don't know how the other sites really work, but i'm very curious why everybody warned him against her.
#1189 to #1139 - balec
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I'm curious too, but OP is anon on /b/ you'll never know who is he
#1225 to #1189 - aceonfire
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Its cuz its Texas. Anything "different" in Texas is met by raging rednecks with lifted trucks and a rifle. Odds are she was just a normal chick who was picked on when she was younger, so she became shy and secluded.
#1234 to #1225 - balec
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what a nice place... I did'nt know Texas was so much terrible. I just know a music band from this state (The Strange Boys), so fking good music btw, listen to it

pic related (neither swagfags nor rednecks!)

sry for my english
User avatar #1341 to #1234 - ElegantSiren
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As a Texan, I can tell you that the entire state isn't so bad. It is the small towns you need to worry about. Places like Austin are way more open minded to change! I grew up in a very small town and the biggest news was when a black kid moved to town and everyone threw a fit...until they discovered that he was good at football.
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#1473 to #787 - omegaominous
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******* awesome story and sweet gif.
#1299 to #787 - neschapretoe
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You magnificent bastard, I ******* love you
#1411 to #787 - AlanbalMIT
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please guys you never break up T_T
#1360 to #787 - deviousalien
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Can't believe JK Rowling writes on /b/
#1315 to #787 - maxmekker
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Thank you so much for sharing this, holy **** it was beautiful.
Thank you so much for sharing this, holy **** it was beautiful.
#1325 to #787 - kurtr
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I envy you
I envy you
User avatar #1250 to #787 - theholum
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You should perform oral on her when she's ready. She seems like a girl who deserves that
#1362 to #1250 - theendisnyebutno
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That made me laugh way to hard. After reading all those sweet comments above I see this hahaha so funny.
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#1317 to #1250 - Charliethebrit
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i don't think i've ever read such a disturbing comment
User avatar #1321 to #1317 - theholum
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What? Why...?
User avatar #1394 to #1321 - themurrey
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At the top of the story he says its not him
#1340 to #1250 - adrianoc
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Oh god I agree with Charlie but damn that made me laugh
#1117 to #787 - ghostisaho
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due, that was one of the most beautiful stories i have ever read. that should be a disney movie, hell, that was the greatest use of the "still a better lovestory than twilight ", hell, it is on par with turk and jd's bromance in scrubs
#1201 to #1117 - bigredtomato
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*slow claps*
User avatar #1227 to #1117 - thepedomexican
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LMAO! i love you for the last part of that comment!
#788 to #787 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726392/Worth+the+Read+2+Old+but+gold/

It would probably help if I actually posted the link... I'm such a ******* idiot... Hahaha Take care.
User avatar #59 - SirSheepy
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My thoughts while reading this:
>she's going to be a guy
>she's going to get killed by ******
>her parents are going to die
>she's going to be a guy
>they'll break up in the sadest way possible
>everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #1354 to #59 - rageshaman
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You forgot that she is spaghetti, but all in all this list seems to be accurate to what to expect from /b/
User avatar #1372 to #59 - josephwolfe
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I actually thought every one of those would happen
User avatar #62 to #59 - herosoldier
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I was expecting that she was gonna be raped by ******
User avatar #141 to #62 - drastronomy
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...good, im not the only one...
User avatar #63 to #62 - SirSheepy
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I knew I was forgetting something.
User avatar #954 to #62 - anonymousbrony
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That would make me rage so much. I'd literally have to take a break from the internet just to calm down.
User avatar #735 to #59 - lawerancearm
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I thought it was going to be a Nessy story and need about Tree Fiddy.
User avatar #758 to #59 - moldybreadcrumb
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I expected someone to be spaghetti.
#831 to #59 - Dagoron
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That'a exactly what I thought! In almost the exact same order! I had 'she's going to be a guy' in there a few extra times.....

I was like, "Damnit, it's building the feels and now I'm going to get kicked in the daddy bags........"
User avatar #1048 to #59 - mrkek
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Did you remember the option: "She's going to be a guy?"
User avatar #411 to #59 - freakstorm
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I laughed at this like a retarded seal
mostly because i had the same suspicions
User avatar #418 to #59 - Sdgnuipaegr
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You were pretty sold on the "going to be a guy" ending
User avatar #500 to #59 - bigblacknegro
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i expected her to be raped by her dad and that she can't be with him anymore.
#1077 to #59 - letdemrustle
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I was expecting the "meathead" to get revenge by killing his girlfriend
User avatar #1425 to #1077 - Tvfreek
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Same here. Im glad it didnt end like that.
User avatar #660 to #59 - sippay
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she asks for about tree fiddy and turns into the lochness monster.
#493 to #59 - vaporous
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I was expecting him to move in with his auntie and uncle in Belair.
#1312 to #59 - davidmr
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I was also expecting the saddest break up possible :S
User avatar #1200 to #59 - daentraya
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I thought so too. The whole time i was like 'I know it's gonna end horribly, i know it's not true, i dont want it to end, i should stop reading now, ******** on that'
Does people like this exist outside of anime?
#137 to #59 - elynichujy
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Or maybe she is some sort of BDSM fetishist and that's why people call her creepy?   
Random gif unrelated.
Or maybe she is some sort of BDSM fetishist and that's why people call her creepy?
Random gif unrelated.
User avatar #845 to #59 - rhevol
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Every single post on /b/
User avatar #1080 to #59 - scoobi
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I thought the meathead was going to be injured seriously and also, the girl was going to have sex with anon and anon explains it in full detail.
User avatar #763 to #59 - effort
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Man my first thoughts were that she was a guy, like when the "asshole" was about to say something as they were leaving the classroom, he was going to mention that, but couldn't.
User avatar #910 to #59 - hydraetis
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I thought she was gonna be some psycho murderer and sacrifice him to the dark lord satan.
User avatar #738 to #59 - buttinspecter
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>It's Bill ******* Murray. "No one will ever believe you".
#1409 to #59 - dapperclapper
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I was expecting this to end like that story from /b/ about a guy named Doc and a chick named Nao. I think it's called "69 shades of Anon" or something like that. The ending to that thing was the most disturbing ******* thing I've ever read in my entire life.
User avatar #618 to #59 - thesnarfalarker
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I was expecting her to find out she had cancer
User avatar #1400 to #59 - exacerbated
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>They broke up because he left to become the prince of bel air
#303 to #59 - huemotherfucker
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I thought she was gonna have some incurable disease and die in his arms or something. I was preparing for feel overload.
User avatar #463 to #303 - tapeworms
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Dude, I thought that was why she was tired.
#517 to #463 - anon id: 86f94c25
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I thought she'd die there and he'd try to wake her up again and again.
User avatar #559 to #517 - tapeworms
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Wow, that's messed up. I think 4chan has made us pessimistic. At least it had a happy ending though, eh Anon?
User avatar #524 to #517 - adu
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I actually thought that she had abusive, possibly alcoholic parents that would eventually end up accidentally killing her or causing her to commit suicide. To be honest, it just seemed like the most likely scenario to me, since my best friend has been abused before, and my mother was sexually abused as a child since 7.
User avatar #525 to #524 - adu
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I forgot to mention that it would explain why her only contact is her mom, because her parents might check her phone, and it would explain why she didn't want to return home at times.
#9 - larzman
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That was a satisfying read. Thanks for fixing it OP. I was really invested.
#591 to #9 - likethirtyferret
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Tl; dr for original, what's different?
User avatar #614 to #591 - thesnarfalarker
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just scroll to the bottom of the post. You'll see
#14 - sanguinesolitude
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d'awwww that was actually cute and kinda meaningful, not a tale of conquest and no troll ending. 10/10 story   
   
i was steeling myself for a **** ending where she bibbidy bopped your zoo zoo wobbles
d'awwww that was actually cute and kinda meaningful, not a tale of conquest and no troll ending. 10/10 story

i was steeling myself for a **** ending where she bibbidy bopped your zoo zoo wobbles
#356 to #14 - dogziller
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mfw cute and meaningful
mfw cute and meaningful
#28 - ilikelolz
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I love you for uploading this, now I can die know there was a happy greentext    
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I love you for uploading this, now I can die know there was a happy greentext
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User avatar #29 to #28 - ilikelolz
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knowing*
#1066 to #28 - razerdude
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can somebody tell me what dog that is, i want to buy one
User avatar #1210 to #1066 - ninjafaggots
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That would be the cutest ******* corgi on the planet....It's a corgi, sorry I went little girl mode for about two seconds. Won't happen again.
#30 to #28 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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There's plenty of happy greentexts. Take another.
#37 to #30 - pexinator
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Thank you!
User avatar #172 to #30 - banthar
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That was lovely thanks for sharing
#31 to #30 - ilikelolz
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Thank you! It will be a great read for later.
Thank you! It will be a great read for later.
#32 to #31 - kommisarkhrushchev [OP]
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I'm just doing what I can.
#203 - ryuryu
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>beta for not getting laid

Shut the **** up. Right ******* there. There is nothing wrong with not / not wanting to because yer not ready. Anyone that thinks so can go **** themselves.
#986 to #203 - saygoodnight
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**** yes man. I was holding mine until I found someone I thought I loved. Helped this girl out when her BF broke up with her, took her out, was the complete opposite of her ex (He was a dick. Made her buy everything, got her pregnant and didn't care, even when she had a miscarriage he made jokes to her face about it.), and made her happy. We ended up going out, she was awesome, said I was awesome, then I lost my virginity to her. Bitch ended up leaving me saying "She wants to be alone" after 2 months of dating. She ended up getting with a redneck asshole who cheated on her, but I'm the one that found out and told her. She got back with me, insisted she loved me and **** and wanted to be my wife. What does she do? She went from "I love you so much!" to "I don't like you" in literally days. Found out, she was going behind my back for a week before we broke up this last time. She got back with her ******* ex before me. To this day, I regret losing my virginity to that ******* ungrateful whore.
<Pic related. It's me and the bitch last year, back on Prom.
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goodnight
#1233 to #203 - aceonfire
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You're too ******* right. I lost mine to someone I wish I hadn't. We ended up dating for a year and a half, and it turns out she was just a cheating whore. I wish I had waited, because I found out that its a ******* better to be with someone you love and have that kind of intimacy than to just have sex with whomever. Anyone that pressures you into having sex with a random bimbo is most likely just insecure themselves.
#1345 to #203 - adrianoc
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Thank you for that comment, really.... Somehow the day before yesterday I ageed to be a friends **** buddy however yesterday I had already regreted it (I'm on vacation in another country right now so we never really did anything). I'm a virgin but I don't really feel the need to sleep around and I feel that if I would do something with this chick it would just feel wrong. Thank you I will tell her the deal's off.
#565 to #203 - hotsaws
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User avatar #791 to #203 - errdayimfjing
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what if i'm not ready to **** myself?
User avatar #497 to #203 - HackDotContextual
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Halle ******* Lujah. When I was 14 I had the chance to lose my virginity to this chick I met at a cruise but I didn't want to because I promised myself I would wait til I was 18 and later on the chick had a boyfriend so I dodged a bullet. nonetheless I lost it at 16 but I was way more sure I wanted to. Bitch was a cunt anyways but **** it this time I was ready.
User avatar #372 to #203 - ICEDgrunge
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I opened this thread and expected a healthy stream of admins trying to crucify you for being decent, and I got pleasantly surprised.
#374 to #372 - ryuryu
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The internet works in weird ways, my friend.
User avatar #208 to #203 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Hah. It's posts like these that remind me of my ex. She was my first girlfriend. She told me she wanted to have sex with me and I said no. We only lasted Maybe 4 months and she turned out to be a fake, cheating whore. I knew her for 4 years and now we don't talk anymore. Still virgin, but I don't regret it.
#210 to #208 - ryuryu
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Hell yeah brother. I don't want a really want a relationship because I don't think I could do it. Also, I will **** it up. Friends mean a lot to me, and I check up on them a lot, and when I was talking to one chick, she said something like "I've been looking for a nicer way to say thing, but you're ******* annoying." Well ****. That was from a chick that I was worried about because she recently contemplated suicide. 3rd attempt at it.
User avatar #220 to #210 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Hah, my ex also used to tell me about how she's wanted to commit suicide. She's a real attention whore, looking back at it. She treated people who tried to be friends with her like ****, always thought my friends were assholes, cheated on one of my friends, snuck out and ****** her ex boyfriend, THEN claimed it was rape when she actually agreed to it. She's got a mental disorder, I think. She actually used to be normal. I mean the thing is about girls like that, once they screw you over, you're like "Well, I mean on one hand... but I at least NEVER have to talk to her again!".
#224 to #220 - ryuryu
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Haha. It's funny how they always play victim... when really that's not always the case. I think you saw this, I don't remember it fully, but it was with Men that I don't want to feel like the bad guy and Women said they have not found the next man to move on to. Not all women are like that given, but it seems like a lot of them are sadly. Sorry to hear about your relationship troubles, mate. Hope it works out for ya.
User avatar #233 to #224 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Oh, yeah. I saw that post. I only wish it were less true. She talked to someone about breaking up with me 2 weeks before she got with the next guy (Who she dated literally the day after). But ah, no worries. I found someone already and she's now dating a schizophrenic, scene-kid who is addicted to sex and attempted to murder a kid. I'd say she got the short end of the stick on this one.
#239 to #233 - ryuryu
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>addicted to sex

That sums up a large majority of the male population, sadly. I wish it was less about that, but like that **** is gonna happen. World is gettin ******, but sometimes, SOMETIMES good things happen. Maybe Im being pessimistic about it, I dunno. And that bitch got what she had comming for her haha.
User avatar #251 to #239 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Oh, I agree completely. Way I look at it is she could have had me. Weeks before I stopped talking to her she told me that so far no guy's treated her better than I had. Actually her exact words were that I was the best boyfriend she'd ever had. Boy, it sucked for her to find out I was talking to somebody and didn't want her back anymore.
#269 to #251 - ryuryu
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When there's a chance, take it, for you may never get another again. Pretty much make the first time count. Second chances are rare when it comes to something that actually matters.
User avatar #272 to #269 - OsamaBinLadenz
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No words ever spoken could be more true, my friend.
#280 to #272 - ryuryu
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Glad I found someone who doesn't have their head up their asses and isn't full of ****.

It seems to become rarer as days pass by.
User avatar #295 to #280 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Oh, definitely. You can't go a day without seeing one, it seems.
#306 to #295 - ryuryu
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Yep. It's more of What? You aren't an asshat? Holy ****!
User avatar #308 to #306 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Too, true. Even more-so on the internet.
#317 to #308 - ryuryu
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The internet seems to be a catalyst for this because people can be anon and say whatever the hell they want
User avatar #320 to #317 - OsamaBinLadenz
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It's been said that you'll never find a more truthful person than one who's given anonymity. Instead of truthfulness, they just spout the word 'admin' until it gets old. Anons on FJ who troll, I don't get annoyed, because they're so bad at it. I'm more on the side of "Why do you think to even try?"
#334 to #320 - ryuryu
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I agree. Years ago, trolling was somewhat of an art, where you'd be either pissed or feel stupid, but they crafted it well, it was delivered well, but now trolling = flaming people.
User avatar #346 to #334 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Half the time, I wonder if people even know what trolling is. I've been trolling for a good 3-4 years, but quit because people don't seem to actually know what it is anymore. Anything that is an unpopular opinion is what people consider trolling now. "The Beatles suck trololololol". It started to become like this around the time rage-faces appeared on T-shirts. Sad thing is I had no problem with rage comics, but new people didn't know how to use them correctly, and suddenly they just died. **** sucks, man.
#354 to #346 - ryuryu
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It does. When I see a good troll, someone who is actually not just a ****** retard, but actually knowing what it is, it's like seeing someone that belongs to a dying race that seems doomed to die with no means to come back. The internet used to be good, where it was funny, not the dark place it's turned into now.
User avatar #432 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Yeah, I think I'll end the discussion here as a result of the reply problem, but it's been good talkin to ya, man. You're definitely a cut above a good portion when it comes to sensitbility. I always like when I can find someone interesting enough to keep conversation with over FJ.
#443 to #432 - ryuryu
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Thanks, and you too. It's good to see that I am not alone on this stuff.
User avatar #419 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
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I don't know why I couldn't reply to your last two comments, but in response to #400, that is a damn good read. Bitch had it coming. My ex thought she was pregnant and she was like "You'll... you'll be there for me, right?" and I was sitting there laughing my ass off. I was like "Yeah, sure." I almost wish she actually got pregnant to see the look on her face when her **** up came back to her. I'm actually really sad her parents didn't find out.
#424 to #419 - ryuryu
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Hahaha. It's like a moment of "bitch you serious right now?" and then you realize they are. I honestly don't think I'll date. It's the fact that women think about things a whole different way. Men, well, we're more or less ball park, but then women take it to a point where Im like "The ****?" They either take it to the extreme or don't give it enough credit (I can't think of the word sorry ><). And I've had the reply problem too, I dunno what it is.
User avatar #359 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Hipsters, man. Internet's turned to **** because of 'em.
#400 to #359 - ryuryu
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Oh, and about our earlier conversation about women, take a look at this

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4404995/Worth+the+read/
#368 to #359 - ryuryu
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In 9th(?) grade there was a ginger with long hair and classes who went try hard to be hipsters, who was ****** pissed off by me because I didn't share his hipster views. in 10th grade he tried to get my attention and almost started shouting my name he was so pissed off I was ignoring him. He'd always go "I did x before it was cool." when he was talkin to friends or random girls.
I think he might be slightly retarded too, I dunno.
#376 to #317 - anon id: 6593a6b1
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You're right.
#379 to #376 - ryuryu
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+1 to you anon, for not being as douche canoe.
User avatar #471 to #208 - handsomelegend
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I ****** up on my part and did it earlier than I really wanted to. I really regret it too man. It's not that it wasn't good it's just I know that if it was with someone that I knew I wanted to do it with it would've been 10 times better.
User avatar #475 to #471 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Exactly what I was thinking when I made my decision. Turns out I was right.
User avatar #478 to #475 - handsomelegend
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You really were dude if I could take it back I would because now there's a girl who I really do think I love at least enough for our relationship to be meaningful in my life.
User avatar #482 to #478 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Well, I'm happy for you, man. Just know, though. Maybe it won't be the first time for you, but that just means you'll get better, faster, and for her.
User avatar #485 to #482 - handsomelegend
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Yeah that's true and I really hope it goes well between us. Thanks for being a bro man take my thumbs.
User avatar #487 to #485 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Thanks man, and you too. Good luck bro.
#36 - forsakendragon
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****, nice read but I lost it laughing when he writes &quot;parents liked her but suspect me of being a rapist&quot;  just to funny. But nice story thanks for uploading a readable version.
****, nice read but I lost it laughing when he writes "parents liked her but suspect me of being a rapist" just to funny. But nice story thanks for uploading a readable version.
User avatar #27 - austone
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Thank god nobody died.
#1435 to #27 - ryuryu
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Yet...
#1477 to #27 - greendroid
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Yet.
Yet.
User avatar #980 to #27 - incontinence
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Exept Bike ******* self esteem
User avatar #521 to #27 - brianhanerjr
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Well it's a shame that Captain ********* didn't.
#181 - wilfredfanforever
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NO Dinosaur, tree-fiddy, smooth criminal, fresh prince, anything. I think we found the one, fellas.
NO Dinosaur, tree-fiddy, smooth criminal, fresh prince, anything. I think we found the one, fellas.
User avatar #575 to #181 - playfaire
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Wilfred and Frodo aka Ryan. One of the best shows out there.
#589 to #575 - wilfredfanforever
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I could not agree more.
#404 - sniperdawg
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Reminded me of her.
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#1199 to #404 - anon id: 0273563d
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I had that exact image in my head.
#1377 to #404 - soulterminatorm
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It reminded me of her.
#1433 to #1377 - thesinful
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#949 to #404 - shadowthedark
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Thank ******* god it wasn't just me.
Thank ******* god it wasn't just me.
#1141 to #404 - agonix
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Dont be mad at me, Hanako ...
User avatar #752 to #404 - british
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who is that ? :c
User avatar #756 to #752 - sniperdawg
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A girl named hanako from a visual novel named katawa shojuo. Look it up, it's a very good read/game.
User avatar #757 to #756 - british
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awesome, thank you
User avatar #1265 to #757 - jvizzlez
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be prepared though
you will never be the same
User avatar #1432 to #1265 - british
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^not the same in a good or bad way
User avatar #1436 to #1432 - jvizzlez
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...a bittersweet way, to say the least. It mostly depends on how well you connect with the characters, but, generally, you'll most likely feel sad for a week or two after you finish it, and then you'll be happy that you read it for as long as you can remember the experience. It's what happened to me, as well as many others that read it.
It's like an emotional rollercoaster; one second you're happy as ****, the next second you're sad as ****... it just goes all over the ******* place, but in the end, it's SO DAMN WELL WRITTEN THAT IT'S WORTH EVERY TEAR SHED.
The music hits the hardest though, imo
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just went through the first day. i liked it, it's really interesting ^^. How long is it?
#1441 to #1440 - jvizzlez
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One straight readthrough of the average-length route at a moderate pace (a sentence every 5-10 seconds) would probably be about 10 to 15 hours, maybe more. Many people complain that it's not long enough, but if you think about it, there are 6 routes that you can take, each one being great and fairly long in their own regards. The routes are as follows (in no particular order):
Emi
Lilly
Hanako
Rin
Shizune
Kenji

Kenji's route is more of a "YOU ****** UP" type route. No spoilers, so no need to worry, but to get to Kenji's route, you just need to finish Chapter 1 without connecting with ANY of the girls. I don't remember specific choices you have to make to get there, but it's still pretty entertaining (a bit sad, but mostly entertaining). pic related.
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User avatar #1466 to #1441 - british
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OH **** I GET THAT REFERENCE NOW
User avatar #1469 to #1466 - jvizzlez
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Couple days late, but wat? The picture I posted? Also, did you enjoy your feels?
User avatar #1470 to #1469 - british
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the picture

i did emi and just finished rin and oh god oh jeez **** **** damn rin is just
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I never played Rin's route
Of course, knowing the internet, every little detail has been exposed to me one time or another.
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well im starting shizune now :/ i never really liked her and heard her arc was ****, but i want to get it out of the way.
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Yeah, to agree with british, you won't be the same although it is definitely worth playing/reading. It makes you thing about things.
#1026 to #404 - spacepieyum
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Yup, that's all I had in my head through reading too!

(Only Hanako pic I own)
#1186 to #404 - optimussum
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Best girl
#1129 to #404 - deescalation
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I was going to post a Hanako pic as well
#793 to #404 - trivdiego
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#680 to #404 - nitsuan
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I knew I couldn't have been the only one
#799 to #404 - daix
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Thought of Hanako as SOON as he said black haired, hiding her face, and soft speaking. Loved it.
Thought of Hanako as SOON as he said black haired, hiding her face, and soft speaking. Loved it.
#540 to #404 - cyanidesandvich
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throughout the whole thing i kept being reminded of her route.
to the point where i have teared up slightly.

i know i'm a guy, but we can enjoy romance storys too
#624 to #404 - dragondust
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Glad I wasn't the only one
#628 to #404 - sportsmaniac
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Thought of her the entire time. Shy girls are so cute.
#699 to #404 - infedel
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>shy as ****
>dark hair
>almost no friends

almost impossible to NOT make the connection for anyone who's played KS