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User avatar #30 - aahrg (08/08/2013) [-]
In FJ we don't say ad­min.
We say Darius Negrophallus
Which roughly translates to "cock loving fagg­ot"
And I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #271 to #30 - tmgrskat (08/09/2013) [-]
How did you ******* type Darius Negrophallus without turning into darius admin?
User avatar #21 - jumytime (08/08/2013) [-]
In France we don't say "I love you."
We say "je me rends"
Which translates to "I surrender."
I find that beautiful.
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User avatar #210 to #21 - gitanisme (08/09/2013) [-]
lolol le french surrenders lolol xdxd !!!11
#109 to #21 - motherfuckingkenji (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't speak French, but I imagine it would be pronounced like this.
User avatar #288 to #109 - jumytime (08/10/2013) [-]
That would say "Have you finished I surrender."
To say it in French would be to say "Avez-vous fini, je m'abandonne." Which makes no sense. I'm just using Google Translate., lol.
User avatar #289 to #288 - motherfuckingkenji (08/10/2013) [-]
I was saying that I think it might sound sort of like he's saying "them errands".

"Have you finished jem erends?"
User avatar #290 to #289 - jumytime (08/10/2013) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. I'm a retard.
#43 to #21 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
and a bit kinky
User avatar #13 - vorarephilia ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
In America we don't say "I love you"
we say: eyy bb u wan sum fuk?
which roughly translates to: "You are incomparably pulchritudinous"
and i think that's beautiful.
#90 to #13 - mattymc (08/09/2013) [-]
pulchritudinous, if that is a real word, it is the first time i have ever heard it
#131 to #13 - Sicsin (08/09/2013) [-]
It's not often I learn a new word.

Kudos, friend.
User avatar #187 to #13 - xMWxBEASTx (08/09/2013) [-]
this is why i stay
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User avatar #17 to #13 - dxninjaxo (08/08/2013) [-]
ayo grl lme hlla atchu u wan sum fuk?
#96 to #13 - rjake (08/09/2013) [-]
pulchritudinous is my favorite word and seeing someone else use it made me so happy
pulchritudinous is my favorite word and seeing someone else use it made me so happy
User avatar #205 to #13 - sekretguyy (08/09/2013) [-]
Time to prove **** with latin to those of you who arstill dont think this may be a real word. The latin word "pulcher" (obvious root) means beautiful. Usage of "ous" as a suffix means "full of" when used in english. Therefore we can say that it, by latin standards, can mean full of beauty. Latin/English relations my fellow funnyjunkers
#98 - hideyokidz (08/09/2013) [-]
In Canada we don't say "I love you"
We say "sorry"
Which roughly translates to "I feel guilt"
and I think thats beautiful.
User avatar #76 - lanstar (08/09/2013) [-]
In Australia we don't say "I love you"
we say: ǝʌo˥ ɹǝp ʎƎ
which roughly translates to "I would put my boomerang in your kangaroo pouch"
and I think that's beautiful.
#77 to #76 - anon (08/09/2013) [-]
Ey der Love.
User avatar #19 - nothumbsjustporn (08/08/2013) [-]
In Japan we don't say "I love you"
We say: 性交、ゴジラ!
Which roughly translates to: You're in my mental wank-bank
and I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #154 to #19 - spartusee (08/09/2013) [-]
**** , Godzilla
#107 to #19 - Nickutodeath (08/09/2013) [-]
Sexual intercourse....Godzilla?....
User avatar #129 to #19 - iridium ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
You literally typed, " **** , Godzilla" into google translate.

"くそ、ゴジラ!" Would be more accurate, since くそ is a more general interjection.
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#12 to #1 - kommisarkhrushchev (08/08/2013) [-]
In America, we don't say "I love you"
We say "I hope you die, you ******* admin ********** "
Which roughly translates to "FREEDOM"
And I think that's beautiful.
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User avatar #48 to #1 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
"your mother has cancer"
User avatar #14 to #1 - acidjunk (08/08/2013) [-]
In Finland we don't say "I love you"
We say: Nainen, tuo minulle toinen kalja ja pidä suusi kiinni
Which roughly translates to: I want you to be with me forever
and i think that's beautiful.
User avatar #49 to #14 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
"woman, bring me another beer and keep your mouth shut"
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User avatar #50 to #15 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
"simply beautifully said, will oikeen drop of the lens."
Google translate is wonderful.
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#16 to #15 - acidjunk (08/08/2013) [-]
Kiitos :3
Kiitos :3
User avatar #2 to #1 - whiskeygunner (08/08/2013) [-]
On the island of Yap we don't say "I love you"
We say: "Ti'num um pii a biaa rog, bai gu liem o tin"
Which roughly translates "hurry up and give me my beer before I beat you, woman"
and I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #5 to #1 - Nahyon (08/08/2013) [-]
In Germany we don't say "I love you"
we say: "Bring mir 'en Bier, Bayern spielt gleich"
Which roughly translates to: "You're the one i never want to lose"
and i think that's beautiful.
User avatar #10 to #5 - arkytior (08/08/2013) [-]
That... that is so beautiful.

lass uns n wenig herum spielen ;)
#3 to #1 - thegloryofinternet (08/08/2013) [-]
In Germany we don't say "I love you"
We say: Seni seviyorum
Which is Turkish for I love you
User avatar #8 to #1 - biomedic (08/08/2013) [-]
In England we don't even say 'I love you'
We say: 'ill deck ya blud'
Which roughly translates to: 'u wot m8'
And I think that's beautiful.
#115 to #8 - Mastaforga (08/09/2013) [-]
You made me breathe an excessive amount of air out of my nose.... Thumb for you
You made me breathe an excessive amount of air out of my nose.... Thumb for you
User avatar #206 - erikus (08/09/2013) [-]
In Spain we don't say "I love you"
we say "Quiero más paella por favor"
which roughly translates to "I want more paella please"
and I think that's delicious
User avatar #233 to #206 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm in spain right now and I love you
#126 - worried (08/09/2013) [-]
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real ***** haiku:

Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Aiight, **** you then
User avatar #6 - spindel (08/08/2013) [-]
In Sweden we say:
Jag vill knulla sönder ditt jävla ansikte
Which roughly translates to You are a part of me
and I think that's beautiful.
#9 to #6 - danielesq (08/08/2013) [-]
dude you might wanna get in touch with a shrink and i dont mean the sexy kind of touch
User avatar #270 to #9 - irevolutions (08/09/2013) [-]
it was a joke

if you couldn't see that, you might need a shrink yourself
User avatar #11 to #6 - moshimoshi (08/08/2013) [-]
Yes, I always get a bit teary-eyed when I hear that.
User avatar #201 to #6 - niggernazi (08/09/2013) [-]
i can confirm this

i am sweden
#273 to #201 - queendindra (08/09/2013) [-]
Hello sweden.
User avatar #47 to #6 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
"I want to **** break your ******* face"
#34 to #6 - obersten (08/08/2013) [-]
Im Norwegian and i just died of laughter
#39 - turian (08/08/2013) [-]
In Poland we don't say "I love you"
we say "Huj ci w dupie stara kurwa pierdolona!"
Which roughly translates to: "You and me we belong togeter forever"
And I think that's beautiful.
#44 to #39 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
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It translates to " **** you in the ass ******* old whore".
#199 - hargleblarg (08/09/2013) [-]
In England we don't say "I love you"
We say: "u fukn wot m8? u dis ma mum nd il rek u wid me safe 'n healthty jaket on u fukn wanker il brake ur balz of nd **** on ur goldfish"
Which roughly translates into: "I respect your authority fellow Englishman, wouldst thou care for a cup of tea while we discuss complex political matters?"
And I think that's beautiful.
#87 - totallynotme (08/09/2013) [-]
In Wales we don't say "I love you"
We say "Rydw i'n gobeithio bod arth yn ymosod ar dy wyneb."
It roughly translates as "I want to wake up each day and see your face"
I think that's beautiful.
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#172 to #92 - anon (08/09/2013) [-]
Hey, I said roughly.
User avatar #79 - rekkan (08/09/2013) [-]
In french we dont say ''I love you''
we say ''Je t'aime''
Which translates to ''I love you''

**** ...
User avatar #100 to #79 - whycanticaps (08/09/2013) [-]
Isn't it more like I like you?
#127 to #100 - anon (08/09/2013) [-]
Depends on context
#61 - pappathethird (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - crazylance ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
In Israel we don't say "I love you"
We say: "תעזוב אותי ואני ידבע אותך"
Which roughly translates to: "May you forever live in fortune"
And I think that's beautiful.
#37 to #35 - theezachulator (08/08/2013) [-]
im slightly confused
User avatar #60 to #35 - malhaloc (08/08/2013) [-]
In China they say "I wish you many fat children"
User avatar #152 - kabuthefox ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
In France we don't say "I love you."
We say "omelette du fromage"
Which translates to "I surrender."
I find that beautiful.
User avatar #56 - axtinguisher (08/08/2013) [-]
In Sweden we don't say "I love you."
We say: "Jag hoppas du kvävs av gödsel din jävla bajspackare"
Which roughly translates into "Without you I feel incomplete."
#78 to #56 - equinoxxa (08/09/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
User avatar #139 - Antiquisition ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
In Croatia we say "Pička ti materina"
Which roughly translates to "I would die the moment you stop to love me"
And I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #144 to #139 - temporalguardian (08/09/2013) [-]
In Serbia we say "Pusi mi kurac"
and it translates to the same.
#118 - curlyhairedgoddess (08/09/2013) [-]
In Mexico we don't say "I love you"
We say: "Me la chupas"
Roughly translated as "my beans are your beans"
And I think that's beautiful.
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