I love you. . Russian English Urdu English Russian ) HUB "1 ‘W: TH pilaf vodka and bitches, you bastard plow vodka I sum,. In America we don't say "I love you" we say: eyy bb u wan sum fuk? which roughly translates to: "You are incomparably pulchritudinous" and i
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HUB "1 ‘W: TH pilaf vodka and bitches, you bastard
plow vodka I sum,
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#291 - gabbelabbe (08/12/2013) [-]
all these ******* comments, so ****** priceless
User avatar #277 - teckemeier ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
In Denmark we don't say "I love you"
We say "Jeg giver en øl"
Which roughly translates to "I want you in my life"
and I think that's beautiful
#275 - harrywarden (08/09/2013) [-]
In Finland we say : Olet säälittävä, and that is ******* beautiful.
#267 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
In Denmark we don't say "I love you"
We say: Dit forpulede møgsvin, skid i havet
Which roughly translates to: Will you be my beer.
and I think that's beautiful.
#266 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
In England we say, "ey m8 u wna bang doe?!"

And I think that's the most beautiful.
User avatar #265 - whycantiusecaps (08/09/2013) [-]
Same joke, different language
User avatar #261 - ttubkcid (08/09/2013) [-]
In Belarus we don't say "I love you". We don't say anything because nobody speaks this ******* language anymore.
User avatar #259 - techjoker (08/09/2013) [-]
In Latvia we don't say "i love you",
we say "Tikai viens kartupelis"
which roughly translates to "i will give anything to have you"
and I find it beautiful.
#264 to #259 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Only one potato.
#255 - mauerman ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #249 - hotschurl (08/09/2013) [-]
In Germany we don't say "I love you"
we say: Deine Mutter lutscht Schwänze in der Hölle.
which roughly translates to: "I want to be with you forever"
and i think that's beautiful.
User avatar #253 to #249 - datgermanguy (08/09/2013) [-]
Dear non-Germans out there:
If you want to get a german girl to sleep with you, just quote random Rammstein songs. Works all the time.
User avatar #251 to #249 - legomanjaimy (08/09/2013) [-]
Im German and i Laughed my Ass off
Because it means Your Mom loves a Dick in her Anus
Im Sorry
User avatar #257 to #251 - hotschurl (08/09/2013) [-]
Wait what, no it doesn't. Do you even German?
User avatar #258 to #257 - legomanjaimy (08/09/2013) [-]
Schwänze In Der Hölle means Dick in the ass
Lutscht means wants
An Deine Mutter means Your Mother
Do you even German?
User avatar #262 to #258 - hotschurl (08/09/2013) [-]
Schwänze in der Hölle means dicks in hell
lutscht means sucks
the whole thing means "your mother sucks ***** in hell", quote from scary movie 2
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DuChKjWffM8&t=247
i don't even
User avatar #260 to #258 - blackstarshooter (08/09/2013) [-]
Schwänze in der Hölle means Dicks in the hell, not in the ass.
Lutscht means sucks.


Do YOU even german?
User avatar #244 - marcinthedarc (08/09/2013) [-]
In Germany, we don't say "you belong to my heart"
we say: "Du Hure, willst du mich ficken, oder was"
which translates to: "You are a piece of me"
and i think that's beautiful.
User avatar #248 to #244 - thegenuinebashy (08/09/2013) [-]
You whore, will you **** me or what?
Just hazarding a guess
User avatar #250 to #248 - hotschurl (08/09/2013) [-]
wanna **** me or what*

pretty good guess though!
User avatar #252 to #250 - thegenuinebashy (08/09/2013) [-]
Of course, willst is the conjugation of wollen
I'm not sure about the first part though, only studied german for a year
excuse me I has the dumb
User avatar #256 to #252 - hotschurl (08/09/2013) [-]
First part is "you whore", you were correct there. Also, German is pretty hard to learn, so for only having studied it for a year, your guess was pretty good
User avatar #263 to #256 - thegenuinebashy (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't really know, I found german a lot easier to learn than French, but that's because it's not dissimilar to english
User avatar #241 - anonomoz (08/09/2013) [-]
i thought it read "noob bonka n cykn, yonkohok"
User avatar #230 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
One, quick question: How the **** would you say that?
User avatar #232 to #230 - therealtjthemedic (08/09/2013) [-]
You mean how to pronounce it?
User avatar #234 to #232 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah.
Yeah...
User avatar #235 to #234 - therealtjthemedic (08/09/2013) [-]
??
plov, vodka i sooki, tee oobludok
User avatar #236 to #235 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
For that translation, I should refer you to the title of this content.
User avatar #228 - dreadedsin (08/09/2013) [-]
In Poland we say "Zatrzymaj się szumowiny karnej" and that means we would never want anyone else
User avatar #225 - thatirishdude (08/09/2013) [-]
In Ireland we say " Ba mhaith liom grá duit, má thug tú dom deoch eile", and I for one think that this is the most BEAUTIFUL <3
#227 to #225 - loveyameanish (08/09/2013) [-]
Seeing other Irish people on here genuinely excites me.
#231 to #229 - loveyameanish (08/09/2013) [-]
Where abouts are you from?
#238 to #231 - thatirishdude (08/09/2013) [-]
Dublin, you?
User avatar #242 to #239 - thatirishdude (08/09/2013) [-]
Where abouts?
User avatar #243 to #242 - loveyameanish (08/09/2013) [-]
Extreme North. Farmer country. You?
User avatar #246 to #245 - loveyameanish (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm so far North I don't even have a number haha
User avatar #254 to #246 - thatirishdude (08/09/2013) [-]
Do you go into the city much?
User avatar #272 to #254 - loveyameanish (08/09/2013) [-]
Not a whole lot, but I pop in the odd time
User avatar #221 - thewisedane (08/09/2013) [-]
The danish word for girl/boyfriend is "kæreste" which translates to "Dearest" as "the one I hold dearest.

I find that quite cute.
#219 - touchmybutt (08/09/2013) [-]
That is so aborable. :3
User avatar #218 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Here in England we say, "Your face. I like that **** ".
And I think that's beautiful.
User avatar #215 - brettyht (08/09/2013) [-]
So i am guessing you don't usually end a phone call with that then do you?
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