Fuckin' Dildos, man. . Anonymous (ID: ) 07/ 27/ 13( Sat) 20: 37: 44 Na. 496050731 Story time /b/ rothers bbe present me 8. 5/ 10 sister (pic much related) KB we thatguywithpants 4Chan Dildo
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Anonymous (ID: )
07/ 27/ 13( Sat) 20: 37: 44 Na. 496050731
Story time /b/ rothers
bbe present me
8. 5/ 10 sister (pic
much related)
KB we Ussual brother/ sis relation,
normal functional family
Knever really though of my sis in any
sexual way
Aalways been the protective older brother,
been there when she got hurt by boys etc,
protected her during school
Skip to about a month ago
Knoticed a package in the mail addressed
to my sis
t think much about it
it into the house
answer, foreveralone. jpg feelsbadman
for some reason really fucking curious
about what my sis had ordered, didn' t say
anything on the package
Oppened it
out the object from the box
llt' s a fucking dildo
skinned
Aabout 8 inch long
realize that I' m holding my kid sis
govenator in my hands
a bit grossed out..
some reason some really fucked up
pictures start whirling in my head
pics of my sis
Knotice i got a boner
it back in the box
it with me to my room
online
Arrows
a thread about Clone a willy
At this point my master plan started to
develop
god ijust had the best idea of the
century
Anonymous (: )
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around to see
where i could buy one
A ' out that they sell
17 JPG them at a store nearby
Next day
to the store
one
looks amused
Mimicking
fuck is wrong with you freak?
home
to get giggy with it!
the ingredients
goes
consert penis
plete the rest with the rubber and shits
now we wait for it to dry
Anonymous (ID: IN/ )
53 Na.
enext day
out the finished
product from the casket
jpg
the box with my
sisters dildo
the dildo she ordered to my cloned
one
that fucking bad boy up again!
Next day
i get home
to my sis
Hey, You got this package in the mail...
what is it?"
Oh give me that! It' s really nothing just a
present for a friend i ordered"
that' s what you kids call your
nowadays!
Oh okey! what is it?"
Haha no It' s just "
oh okey!"
Leeave her alone
Now... We wait
the next few nights
sneaked up to her room to try to hear if
she ever used it
few nights later i got lucky
Iheard her moaning and lightly cursing
she' s fucking enjoying it!
She' s fucking enjoying MY DICK!
this a few nights in a row just for kicks!
mmakes me really horny
57 KB JPG
Anonymous (ID: )
ttr: 44: 03 Na. 496051715
mall Me and dandy for a
good month or so
Skip to present,
When i got home
51 KB we into my room
sister sits on my bed
looks PISSED
Hey, something wrong? have something
happened?"
Well anon..."
Yeah?"
mind explaining why the fuck you have a
bigboy dildo AND a clone my willy set in
your drawer?"
fuck oh fuck oh fuck
You do know... I actually ordered on of
those a month ago"
yeah But i have been using mine... Well,
Atleast i thought it was my Bigboy... but now
that i look on it... I can' t find the marking on
weli... thats strange..."
Yeah isn' t it?! Just fucking be honnest
with me here! What the fuck did you do"
her the truth
got pissed and stormed out
online
pposted story here
She still haven' t gotten back home, it' s been
about 2% hour now
Also pic related, her at midsummer
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - daftiduck
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I often wonder if the people on /b/ are really this strange, but then I realize that I don't care because these stories are still amazing! Fake or otherwise.
User avatar #26 to #2 - occamsrazor
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(08/09/2013) [-]
yeah I feel that's really the only approach
#3 to #2 - alexanderh
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what I would find most weird; if they really are this strange and some of these stories actually happened, or that they are weird enough to come up with these stories.
#6 to #2 - puffolotti
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(08/08/2013) [-]
if he said his sister sent the dildo back because she ordered a 8' and she wasn't ready for a 13'/3' was more realistic.

i mean... if he says she opened the package where she was expecting a 8' dong and didn't notice anything strange he's suggesting he's claiming his trafalgar is same league... XD
#5 - griffeni
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(08/08/2013) [-]
maby she shouldnt have had a dildo deliverd to a house that other people live in
#24 to #5 - anon id: d0a9a439
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(08/09/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to have a dildo if you live with other people? Wtf?
User avatar #10 - fightforfate
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(08/09/2013) [-]
none of these stories are as good since the Jessica one
User avatar #12 to #10 - volshimond
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Would you mind elaborating on what the Jessica one is?
User avatar #13 to #12 - fightforfate
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(08/09/2013) [-]
a guy was paired up with a girl called jessica and they started dating.
thats the best i can do without typing 20 sentences.
heres the link www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4726031/Worth+the+read+repaired+retyped+Not+me/
User avatar #14 to #13 - volshimond
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(08/09/2013) [-]
They aren't even the same type of greentext though. The Legend of Neal will always be my favorite.
User avatar #27 to #14 - crazyhindu
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Was that the on with "buypil"?
User avatar #28 to #27 - volshimond
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#30 to #10 - anon id: bf749ebe
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(08/09/2013) [-]
it was boring, sue me.
User avatar #41 to #10 - ChumLeee
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(08/12/2013) [-]
A good 'Daww story, but they never match up against these weird elaborate stories.
User avatar #11 - wastelandgunner
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Why was she looking through his drawers?
User avatar #15 to #11 - noxiate
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(08/09/2013) [-]
better question is why the **** did he keep the original one and not just toss it out or something
User avatar #42 to #15 - bladeguy
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(08/12/2013) [-]
if hes on /b/ he has learned about the joys of anal pleasuring by now, like me.
User avatar #17 to #15 - ohemgeezus
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Obviously because he rammed it up his ass every night like the freak he is.
#25 - miltorky
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(08/09/2013) [-]
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#16 - spacetequila
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(08/09/2013) [-]
the ****....
the ****....
#22 - ihatethisname
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(08/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #22 - kyngee
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Oh the sauce would be ever so excellent.
#37 to #36 - ihatethisname
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Boku No Pico, the third movie. Pico x Chico x Coco or something like that
User avatar #38 to #37 - kyngee
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Not sure if trolling or that is the genuine source... Cause I can see it happening...
#39 to #38 - ihatethisname
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. This is the scene where they all dress in drag and minutes later they proceed to have sex on something that looks like the Eiffel tower.
User avatar #40 to #39 - kyngee
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I'll trust you this time...
#20 - rosietheamazon
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User avatar #23 - wheretheheartroams
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(08/09/2013) [-]
is that considered indirect incest
User avatar #9 - zhanxious
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(08/09/2013) [-]
As she stormed out he should have went after her to the door and said: "Don't worry sis! I'll be in your drawer if you need me!"