pantene. . THE NEW IMAGINE IIA] III MING SHE WILL TAKE GET ITEM” !!!. if pantene shampoo actually worked I'd buy that
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#25 - Hashenmier (08/08/2013) [-]
With a conditioner that fine, they will spend more time on their hair
User avatar #20 - oxYKellark ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I swear to god they do this **** with hair spray too.

Some of the stuff my sister/ her friends have bought has had very questionable design

My only wish is that they start making male orientated beer cans or something.
#31 to #20 - cloymax (08/08/2013) [-]
male oriented beer cans...

wait, how?
#32 to #31 - heartlessrobot (08/08/2013) [-]
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Easily.
#33 to #32 - cloymax (08/08/2013) [-]
goddomot   
   
that made my dick tingle
goddomot

that made my dick tingle
#67 to #33 - arthurmitchell (08/08/2013) [-]
Phantom cock
Phantom cock
#76 to #32 - outlawgentleman ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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#92 to #32 - drmedic (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh jesus.
#125 to #32 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't even have a dick but that made me cringe.
I don't even have a dick but that made me cringe.
#165 to #32 - lucarioveethree (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, if anyone was looking for reaction pictures, they've stumbled upon the right thread.
#211 to #32 - nymikemet ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
cringing time.
cringing time.
#111 to #32 - demcomments ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #5497117 at Furries **
I'm gonna have to pass... thanks though.
#113 to #32 - GeneralPuug (08/08/2013) [-]
Why?
Why?
#219 to #32 - sirfisticuffs (08/08/2013) [-]
You just ruined Dr Pepper for me, thanks.
+1
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#198 to #32 - kaycie (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #190 to #32 - strangemoo (08/08/2013) [-]
Took me a minute to understand what the problem was.

HOLY **** . And people thought I was strange for making a Penis Menstruation joke!
#81 to #32 - reinbowxdash ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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#59 to #31 - qosfortyone (08/08/2013) [-]
boob shaped beer cans   
you     suckle the beer out
boob shaped beer cans
you suckle the beer out
#19 - thechosentroll (08/08/2013) [-]
My first thought was "That kind of looks like a dragon dildo."
#29 to #19 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Okay, just take off the Stein pic. Your name isn't even Stein.
#46 to #29 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
They're called reaction pics, it doesn't mean we have to be related to every pic we use on the damn internet.
They're called reaction pics, it doesn't mean we have to be related to every pic we use on the damn internet.
User avatar #78 to #46 - pyroteknyx (08/08/2013) [-]
nice gif. did you know that Ganta and Edward Elric are voiced by the same person in the anime(japanese, not dubbed.)
User avatar #226 to #78 - dsgbiohazard (08/08/2013) [-]
And for English.

Renton from Eureka Seven
Ichigo from Bleach
Izaya from Durarara!!


They were all voiced by the second black Power Ranger.
#40 to #29 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
You don't need to say anything related to Stein for a Stein picture.
#179 to #29 - yisumad (08/08/2013) [-]
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#89 to #29 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Are we only allowed to use reaction pics that are related to our names in some way now?
I didn't get the memo.
#86 to #29 - angelmatvey (08/08/2013) [-]
you don't run my life
you don't run my life
#167 to #29 - lucarioveethree (08/08/2013) [-]
>Implying you have to be named after the character in the reaction pic to use it.
#51 to #19 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
It looks like a lot of things.
A space ship is one.
#47 - skiskate (08/08/2013) [-]
Soon
User avatar #35 - konradkurze (08/08/2013) [-]
shampoo dildo
now Phanact will be clean inside and out
#2 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/07/2013) [-]
if pantene shampoo actually worked I'd buy that
#34 to #2 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
It actually works... at least for me my hair is goddess-like
User avatar #75 to #2 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
tresemme works better
User avatar #80 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
That is what I use.

That is the only thign I will use.
User avatar #128 to #80 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
pale skin red hair freckles, its easy to pot irish
User avatar #129 to #128 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have freckels
User avatar #130 to #129 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
can still say pale skin because i am pale, i'm good though.
User avatar #131 to #130 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
yeah... I'm like the whites person ever.. pretty sure the sun just reflects off my pale ass skin.
User avatar #132 to #131 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
mine does
User avatar #133 to #132 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
are you a short Irish or a tall one??
User avatar #134 to #133 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
5'10''
User avatar #136 to #134 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
okay. I'm 6 foot 2
User avatar #139 to #136 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
not far from me
User avatar #142 to #139 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
are you dude or a chick??
User avatar #143 to #142 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
dude
#145 to #143 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
oh this just keeps getting better

I was trying to figure that out this whole time and couldn't do it
User avatar #148 to #146 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
is that you??
User avatar #149 to #148 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
me playing deer
User avatar #150 to #149 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
so that hat... are you also a furry??
#154 to #152 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
look at that **** it get even better .
User avatar #147 to #146 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
playing deer
#90 to #80 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
it is feels better
User avatar #93 to #90 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
that pic makes me think of my own hair

what type of tresemme do you use??
User avatar #94 to #93 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
touchable softness
User avatar #98 to #94 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I use that one as well. My hair is wonderfuly softl
User avatar #101 to #98 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i life right after the bath its soft
User avatar #103 to #101 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
as long as I keep my hair brushed and unknotted it stays pretty soft all day.
User avatar #105 to #103 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
same i just like the feeling of it being wet and soft
User avatar #106 to #105 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I have to much hiar... takes like 4 hours to dry... x_x
User avatar #107 to #106 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
half a foot and when i run it curls
User avatar #109 to #107 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
my hair is naturally curly as **** I got 15 inches with it curly.
User avatar #114 to #109 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i hated when i was a sandy blond it was curly as hell
User avatar #115 to #114 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I got red hair. never dyed it or anything like that.
User avatar #116 to #115 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
your irish
User avatar #118 to #116 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
100% pure Irish
User avatar #120 to #118 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
half irish 50% european mutt
User avatar #122 to #120 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
mutts are cool
User avatar #124 to #122 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
not when you can prove aryan, i just say i'm irish to avoid ********
User avatar #127 to #124 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I never have to tell people what i am... they just know...
User avatar #155 to #80 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i can be found the furryboard
User avatar #156 to #155 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't really ever go there anymore.
User avatar #157 to #156 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
no problem im just a picker on there.
User avatar #158 to #157 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
To much dumb drama and **** back when I went there. I wanna see and talk about furry thing on a furry board not argue about every last little thing know to man.
User avatar #159 to #158 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i talk to 11 people i know of all the drama
User avatar #160 to #159 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I just didn't wanna see it all plenty of other place to get my furry stuff
User avatar #163 to #160 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i go there because i start fur threads and talk about home thats it
User avatar #166 to #163 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
what do you mean talk about home??
User avatar #168 to #166 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
**** i did as a kid, **** we got in the pawnshop. in real life porn **** .
User avatar #171 to #168 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
nice ^^
User avatar #172 to #171 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
yeah me and kitty have porn offs a lot
User avatar #173 to #172 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
that kinda cool
User avatar #177 to #173 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
after to many feels we have a porn off to release frustrations.
User avatar #178 to #177 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
sounds pretty fun ^^
User avatar #180 to #178 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
you would know if you still went there
User avatar #182 to #180 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
maybe I will stop by again some day.
User avatar #184 to #182 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
not now porn and alot of talking now
User avatar #186 to #184 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
i don't get what you are saying??
User avatar #188 to #2 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
alot of *********** now
User avatar #192 to #188 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
ah, okay
#197 to #2 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
I really like Pantene's products...but this bottle is great.
User avatar #203 to #2 - macacobr ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
It works, bro. Trust me. I'm a mix of middle-east arabic **** and ******* , which means that my hair is ****** up dry. I like having my hair well presentable and good-looking.
Pantene and TreSemmé are the **** .
User avatar #204 to #203 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
When i use pantene my hair looks like and feels like it hasn't been washed in like 20 years.
User avatar #222 to #2 - doigboiger (08/08/2013) [-]
>girl makes sexual comment
>111 replies

Welcome to FJ.
User avatar #223 to #222 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm a guy...
#3 to #2 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
If it worked? ***** , shampoo is all just detergent with extra **** added in to sell it as 'premium.' If it ain't working you're expecting the wrong thing or using it wrong.
User avatar #17 to #3 - actinglead (08/08/2013) [-]
as a cosmetologist that works with hair product companies with their chemistry, that is wrong. and pantene is **** .
#27 to #17 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
A cosmetologist thats paid to come up with fancy ******** to sell new products.

Hair is keratin. It's dead cells that have ben exuded by the body. You need detergent to get the crap off and then you have clean hair. Want it shiny? You ass oil. Want it to feel softer? You add oil-based cream. Want to protect against split ends? Oil again.

The only reason oil gets added in is because the detergent part strips off the greasy oil that gets caked on your hair from your head whcih would otherwise do all the advert **** but just smell bad.
User avatar #43 to #27 - actinglead (08/08/2013) [-]
we add keratin oil actually to the hair the penetrates to the medulla to rebuild the hair if it is damaged to much. you need to do your research, not just ******** your way through stuff and get mad when others don't believe you.
User avatar #37 to #27 - jefglv (08/08/2013) [-]
Erm, Keratin is a protein. And hair is not dead cells it's a complex structure made primarily of proteins. Now it is true that the hair shaft exhibits no biochemical activity and is considered dead but the follicle is still very much alive and this part is the important part. Hair has little tiny glands that produce lipids which coats the hair in a single molecular layer of the stuff preventing the hair from drying out. What you say about the detergent stripping the oil away is true but that's why you have the oil based conditioner to stop the hair from drying out in a hurry but since the hair itself is already producing the oil, it's best to be patient and put up with dry hair for just a little while.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You're obviously a man. Different brands work differently on our hair. That's like saying oil's all the same, who cares what kind you put into your car.
#28 to #4 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Women are so easy to advertise to...

This is why I'm loaded, we can literally **** out any kind of marketting campaign and you lot eat it up. "OH MY GOD THIS SHAMPOO MAKES MY HAIR GLOSSY AND MAKESMEN ORGASM WHEN THEY SEE IT! TAKE MY $30!!"
User avatar #54 to #28 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't pay attention to hair care commercials. I just know from experience that certain brands works well in my hair than others.
User avatar #9 to #4 - myrtille ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
i have long curly hair to my waist and pantene is by far the best shampoo/conditioner i've ever used
gender has nothing to do with hair. it's hair type depending on genetics.
#48 to #9 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
I also have long curly hair (my hair is 3a on the scale), and I actually find TRESemme to be the best for me. I especially like their creme for frizzy hair. Everyone is different.
User avatar #55 to #48 - myrtille ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
like i said, hair type depends on genetics.
climate makes a difference too.
#49 to #48 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
I meant to put 3a/3b. I tend to lean towards 3b.
User avatar #13 to #9 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I meant that most men don't know how to care for their hair, not that men's hair is different. By our I meant people in general.
User avatar #15 to #13 - myrtille ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
ah, okay, i misunderstood you.
User avatar #16 to #15 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I can see why.
User avatar #6 to #4 - bitchitroll ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
whats being a guy have to do with knowing how to treat your hair? sexist much?
User avatar #7 to #6 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
No but men really don't know how to treat their hair.
User avatar #10 to #7 - bitchitroll ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
honey when my hair grows out i make sure it is 100% fabulous
and no im am not gay
User avatar #11 to #10 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I believe you. But really, not many men I know can take care of their hair. My boyfriend doesn't even know what conditioner is.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bitchitroll ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
shave his head in his sleep and tell him if he cant treat his hair right he cant have any
User avatar #14 to #12 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I really should. It's so gross and rough, not smooth. It's so unhealthy it makes me cringe.
User avatar #66 to #14 - versatilefaerie (08/08/2013) [-]
There are conditioners that you leave in after you shower if you have really damaged hair. If he ever does get so passed out asleep that you could shave his head, instead wet his hair and put in that type of conditioner, then wait for him to be surprised with how silky soft it is when he wakes up.
User avatar #68 to #66 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I've made him use conditioner while we showered before. He loved the way his hair felt but still forgets to use it. Although I think making him use my leave in conditioner would be a good idea.
User avatar #24 to #14 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
Teach that ****** what good hair care is.

Its just as important as any other type of hygiene
User avatar #5 to #4 - awildniglet (08/08/2013) [-]
Depends on what type of hair you have that works on you, too
I have thin hair, so I like using horse shampoo
User avatar #8 to #5 - kikisu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
That's what I meant. Like my hair is ******* insanely thick and unruly so I punish it with boric acid.
User avatar #22 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
you hair would be cleaner if you rubbed human **** in iit that use sing that shampoo.
User avatar #18 to #2 - actinglead (08/08/2013) [-]
get it none the less, cheaper then most dildos out there....
User avatar #23 to #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
no I'm never giving my money to company that makes such bad products.
User avatar #44 to #23 - actinglead (08/08/2013) [-]
...true, I cant think of any other company though that makes a good shape bottle though...
#42 to #23 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Buy the bottle with the shampoo once then continue to buy what you normally buy but pour the stuff you use into the one bottle you want.
User avatar #221 to #18 - lolme (08/08/2013) [-]
Remind me to never take a shower at a gay person's house. (Can you write peron's?)
#212 - Ristay (08/08/2013) [-]
When she's done, she can curl her hair with this.
User avatar #224 to #212 - frogie (08/08/2013) [-]
Quite honestly, that looks like a good curler.
#63 - tokazakime ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
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#214 to #63 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
You are not alone my friend, she is hot, I don't care how attached or crazy she is.
#175 to #63 - RedJoker ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Who is she?
#205 to #175 - niggernazi (08/08/2013) [-]
hillary clinton, an ex sovjet prostitute that had loads of sex with jews and was bilieved that she was the main source of aids.

themoaruknow.png
User avatar #185 to #175 - tokazakime ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Laina Walker, commonly known as the overly attached girlfriend.
#79 to #63 - deadzone (08/08/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who would put up with this insane woman just to make sweet love to her all night long?
#126 to #79 - ningenpoop (08/08/2013) [-]
nope
nope
#87 to #79 - tokazakime ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You and me both.
You and me both.
User avatar #181 to #79 - strangemoo (08/08/2013) [-]
Hell no, I want her.
User avatar #88 to #79 - amuro (08/08/2013) [-]
I would **** every single hole in her body, and then piss on her.
#169 to #88 - yisumad (08/08/2013) [-]
That's...um...nice...I guess...
That's...um...nice...I guess...
User avatar #206 to #88 - niggernazi (08/08/2013) [-]
and cum all over her boobs
#50 - settantaventi (08/08/2013) [-]
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#65 to #50 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
watamote   
   
   
GOD DAMNIT, RELEASE THINE SUBBED EPISODES SOONER.   
   
also,  id make sweet sweet love to her, just to make her happy, as i can mildly equate with her
watamote


GOD DAMNIT, RELEASE THINE SUBBED EPISODES SOONER.

also, id make sweet sweet love to her, just to make her happy, as i can mildly equate with her
User avatar #137 to #65 - xXMAQXx (08/08/2013) [-]
the subbed are out already...
User avatar #140 to #137 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
yeah, but they take forever to be uploaded, in contrast to attack on titan which takes like, 2 hours or less
User avatar #144 to #140 - xXMAQXx (08/08/2013) [-]
all i know is tuesdays are the day and im ok with it
#151 to #144 - gentlemanotaku ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
aww why cant it be saturdays like most anime
aww why cant it be saturdays like most anime
User avatar #153 to #151 - xXMAQXx (08/08/2013) [-]
because its not like most animes
#45 - imapancake (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this here
#209 - dontknowmeatall (08/08/2013) [-]
This is really funny in Mexico because the brand is pronounced pan-teh-neh here, and a common joke is to call it "p'al pene" (literally, "for da penis").

Well, it's less funny when you explain it.

**** . I just ruined my own joke there.
User avatar #213 to #209 - Milvath (08/08/2013) [-]
madres, no me sabia esa, esta buena la burla
#227 to #218 - Alchemyst (08/11/2013) [-]
Ooh, I like her!
#215 to #209 - hammarhead (08/08/2013) [-]
chupa el pico
#189 - nadastress (08/08/2013) [-]
More like Poontene
More like Poontene
#53 - zombierapist (08/08/2013) [-]
when shippment arives at store
User avatar #58 to #53 - iwebby (08/08/2013) [-]
right below you, just an hour ago. can u not
#41 - shivaspace (08/08/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same about this whatever-it-is (something for the bathtub) in our bathroom...
User avatar #1 - kaneyed (08/07/2013) [-]
Those excalmation points ruined the post
#207 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
It's even black.
User avatar #162 - megusters ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm ready for a red ********* , but I went onto 9gag a couple of days ago and say this on the frontpage. I know that reposting is okay here, but I feel confused considering that many here repost from a website that they ridicule and slander everyday.
User avatar #200 to #162 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/08/2013) [-]
well good sir..... Welcome to funnyjunk
#201 to #162 - OVendettaO (08/08/2013) [-]
...fine, i guess no-one explained it in a while, it's time again...
FJ in essence is as you call it a "reposting" site. Its job is to gather all the top quality content on the internet (wherever you find it) and present it to his/hers fellow FJr's, to decide if it is "funny", or "junk". It is therefore a convenience site, offering most of the currently funniest things on the internet +-1-2 days (depending on who posts from where and what is interpreted as funny, by the OP).
Furthermore, when a new .jpeg/.gif/etc... is born, let's say on 4chan / imgur(where I got this one btw, not 9fag) and is actually funny, it's simply a matter of luck, who gets his/her hands on it and posts it on their preferred site (FJ / 9gag / reddit. etc...), plus lets not forget that it will circle around for a few weeks, before it hibernates and resurfaces again, as a retoast some time later... In conclusion: if you personally laugh and/or like it, do you actually give a flying **** about, where it is from? Just give a thumb(up/down), or skip and move the **** on with your life.
#228 to #201 - Alchemyst (08/11/2013) [-]
Sorry for the glitching, i couldn't find a clean one.
Sorry for the glitching, i couldn't find a clean one.
#210 to #162 - dontknowmeatall (08/08/2013) [-]
Everything is a repost.
User avatar #225 to #210 - megusters ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I've been here for a few years, but I just got fed up with it today and decided I should brush the dust off my shoulders.
#21 - skrmblsthedthdlr (08/08/2013) [-]
That's a sexual reference.
User avatar #26 to #21 - splendiddust (08/08/2013) [-]
i knew you would be here
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