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#6 - allamericandude ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I feel really sorry for people who have gluten allergies. I accidentally bought a pack of gluten-free cookies once, and that **** tasted like dryer lint. If you're eating gluten-free food by choice, then you're just retarded. There is literally no other explanation.
User avatar #184 to #6 - kingofqueens (08/08/2013) [-]
I have Celiac, and I fully agree with both this post and your comment.
#185 to #6 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
on the other hand, gluten free Estrella Damm in very nice
#188 to #6 - demcomments (08/08/2013) [-]
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My dad has to eat gluten free stuff... it sucks compared to the regular. But he doesn't have much of a choice or it causes ****** problems that aint worth it.
User avatar #196 to #6 - colonelhyde ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Ever have aloe drinks? Some of the flavors taste godly. Those are mostly gluten free i think.
#213 to #6 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
try the soy ice cream
User avatar #77 to #6 - downtrail (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a gluten intolerance, and you'd really be surprised at what kind of stuff you can find if you look hard enough. Most is **** , but some of it is even better than the "real" stuff.
#95 to #6 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
My baby cousin has gluten allergies, so their whole house is gluten free
#145 to #6 - motherfuckingkenji (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have a gluten allergy and I consume plenty of gluten-free things pretty much every day.   
To me it tastes no different and some things are even better than things with gluten.   
It really just depends on what you get.
I don't have a gluten allergy and I consume plenty of gluten-free things pretty much every day.
To me it tastes no different and some things are even better than things with gluten.
It really just depends on what you get.
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#65 to #6 - djokov (08/08/2013) [-]
Gluten free food isn't all that bad actually. Well, that's not right... Most of it is absolutely disgusting, but some of it is fairly good, and certainly better than getting sick from ingesting it (celiac). It's best to make your own food. It generally turns out much better. That's if you don't want to use a **** load of money on good gluten free food from fancy ass stores.
User avatar #19 to #6 - thunderkrux (08/08/2013) [-]
.... Except Gluten allergies hardly exist. Celiac disease is usually accomanied by an intolerance to gluten which is far more common than gluten allergies.

People who eat Gluten Free by choice are just as misinformed about gluten as we all were about oil, fat, calories, sugar substitutes, hell at one point in time we had a carb free phase as consumers. It's a fad, and only the people who are smart enough to exploit these fads actually perpetuate it. Gluten is just wheat protein and different studies point to animal proteins being far worse for you, but **** it I'm still going to eat bacon with my gluten-filled pancakes and chicken in my goddamn curry on my naan.
User avatar #32 to #19 - hydraetis (08/08/2013) [-]
The problem isn't so much the gluten as it is the wheat for being genetically modified to hell.
#62 to #32 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Please present one (scientific) study showing GMO wheat to be less healthy than non-GMO wheat.
User avatar #117 to #62 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
The problem with GMOs is that they've only really been around for like 17 years, so studying their long term effects on people is difficult. The reason behind concern is that we've had similar scenarios where we didn't know what effects something had until long after we used it, such as radiation poisoning, or the full effects of lifelong smoking on the human body.

A big concern is that the different proteins in the food can cause allergic reactions in people, which can even be fatal, and probably nobody would even know what caused it to happen. We saw this with things like Starlink Corn, which was a corn genetically modified with a special protein, that was only meant for livestock consumption because it was shown to be slow to digest in the lab compared to normal corn, often a sign that it's a potential allergen. Yet it found its way into the public's food supply.
User avatar #263 to #117 - thunderkrux (08/09/2013) [-]
Actually the real problem with GMO's so far is that they can copyright GMO's, so when nature (bee's and wind) decide to make a GMO and a non GMO breed, you get lawsuits out the ass because now farmers who produce non-GMO crops happen to be near a farmer who does, they either pay a large fine, lose their land, or both
User avatar #264 to #263 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
Well, that's another problem. There are a lot of problems, we're talking specifically about health here.
User avatar #265 to #264 - thunderkrux (08/09/2013) [-]
Farmers are put through ridiculous lawsuits and are forced to pay fines or lose their land. Typically in that situation they are put under emotional stress, emotional stress can effect your health. Although indirect, GMO's effect your health
User avatar #268 to #265 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with eating the food, sad as it is.
User avatar #269 to #268 - thunderkrux (08/09/2013) [-]
Never said anything about eating it
User avatar #270 to #269 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
Well that's kind of the point behind what I was typing, which was a response to a question regarding "GMO wheat being less healthy".
#74 to #32 - klutzyspy (08/08/2013) [-]
here's a liberalist's dilemma:

1. Endorse GMO food
2. Let people starve (natural order of things)
3. Cut down forests to produce more arable land'

Pick at least 1.
User avatar #105 to #32 - burritobell (08/08/2013) [-]
YES!!!
#73 to #6 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
One of the best pizza places by where I live is a small business that makes gluten-free pizza, which is better than a lot of chains like Jets and Papa Johns.
#104 to #6 - burritobell (08/08/2013) [-]
You get used to it...
You get used to it...
User avatar #115 to #6 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
I have a friend who has Leaky Gut, and so he has to eat gluten free (and a lot of other things, such as no vinegar, no yeast, no milk), and having been to his house a lot of times, I can say it really varies from food to food. Some work, some don't. Most of the cookies are enough to make a normal man sick. However, Gluten Free Muffins on the other hand are actually pretty close to the same. They're less moist and soft, but they still have plenty of softness and flavor, so if you were to give them to someone who didn't know they probably wouldn't know the difference. Gluten free pasta is also a fine substitute, with the only difference being that the noodles are a little more soft. Plus he can eat tortilla chips (corn tortillas) and things like that, so it's not really as bad as it sounds. The big ones for him are no vinegar and no milk.
#164 to #6 - kitsunemochalite (08/08/2013) [-]
How do you know what dryer lint tastes like?
How do you know what dryer lint tastes like?
User avatar #96 to #6 - maggotarms (08/08/2013) [-]
i feel you, almost bought non alcoholic beer once, got it out of the shelves and everything , thank **** my mate was there
User avatar #108 to #6 - kgfsjholis (08/08/2013) [-]
Try having Celiac Disease... If I come within 10 feet of a bakery or fast food restaurant it puts me at risk to get cancer or type 1 diabetes.
User avatar #9 to #6 - vicsix (08/08/2013) [-]
The allergy is so unnoticeable that it doesn't even matter. They maybe sneeze a little or get a bit hot. That's it. My friend and his dad had a gluten allergy and they didn't find out till he was a freshman in highschool.
#58 to #9 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
No, my mom has to go to the hospital if she has the smallest amount. Youre clearly talking out of your ass admin.
User avatar #59 to #58 - gohex ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Yep same with a dude I play LoL with. Buys this disgusting looking gluten-free bread and glares at us when we order dominoes. the pizza not the game
User avatar #47 to #9 - pokemonstheshiz (08/08/2013) [-]
It depends on the severity of the allergy. Some people just get an itchy throat from shellfish, some people go into cardiac arrest.
Gluten usually doesn't bring on such rash reactions from the body, but that's not to say it can't happen
#11 to #9 - bazda (08/08/2013) [-]
Well that may be a mild allergy, I'm sure some people have serious reactions to it. Or Coeliac disease, that's another reason people might be unable to eat gluten.
User avatar #17 to #9 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I know people who their body makes them throw up, causes massive pain, fun times on the toilet tomorrow, etc.
User avatar #133 to #9 - slowbroking (08/08/2013) [-]
I have two cousins with gluten allergies. They both get incredibly sick after they eating it. Also, from what I could tell and I'm by no means an expert, the allergy can develop at any time in your life. One of my cousins was born with it and another didn't start having the allergy until his senior year of high school.
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#23 to #6 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, most of the stuff you'll find in stores is overpriced and crappy. But if you've got something made from good ingredients by a decent chef, I've noticed no problem with it.
#165 - thesinful (08/08/2013) [-]
"This Is The End" right about sums up what most people know about gluten. They either think everything bad for them is gluten or they have absolutely no idea what it is. Of course, plenty of people take advantage of that. I once saw lettuce advertised as "gluten free". Considering gluten is only found in grain products like wheat and barley, no ******* **** . That's like reassuring me that there's no lactose in my steak.
#68 - sinkoran (08/08/2013) [-]
HOW DARE THEY DEFILE SUCH A SACRED CONFECTIONARY DELIGHT!!!!!
HOW DARE THEY DEFILE SUCH A SACRED CONFECTIONARY DELIGHT!!!!!
#84 to #68 - thewisedane (08/08/2013) [-]
Cool down there bro.
Cool down there bro.
#1 - sillyb ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
meh, let them eat their compost, more Cheeseburgers for me.
#227 to #1 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
you mean carcasses smeared with amonia, **** that, grill your real ******* burgers lazy ass ****** .
#42 to #1 - antifa (08/08/2013) [-]
I like to eat vegan but gluten and sugar free?
**** that!
#124 - skiskate (08/08/2013) [-]
That looks like a block of dirt and seaweed
User avatar #195 to #124 - wtfduud ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Looks like aged **** to me.
#137 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
I've got Celiac Disease -gluten basically kills me slowly- So I can't have gluten even if I want to. So enjoy your decent-tasting brownies and McDonald's, you lucky bastards.
User avatar #241 to #137 - doctorpibber (08/08/2013) [-]
I had gluten free brownies once, they were ******* awesome
#139 to #137 - fannypackattack (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, man. I'll have a cheeseburger for you.
User avatar #138 to #137 - nesquik (08/08/2013) [-]
Gluten free things don't taste any different from my experience: they just fall apart nearly instantly and are more expensive.
#152 to #138 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Depends on what you get. There is a lot of good gluten free food, you just have to find it.
My girlfriend is also studying culinary, so I've been her guinea pig for gluten free foods and for the most part it' been alright.
User avatar #142 to #138 - lordvimless (08/08/2013) [-]
i hve to agree with this. use rice flour
User avatar #121 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
Gluten Free foods are hit or miss. Cookies and brownies are awful. Muffins on the other hand are actually surprisingly good, and gluten free spaghetti tastes no different from normal spaghetti, though the noodles are a bit softer and more brittle.

You just gotta know the right stuff. though I only suggest it if you have actual gluten allergies.
User avatar #125 to #121 - sgc (08/08/2013) [-]
gluten free spaghetti takes days to cook
User avatar #126 to #125 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm referring to Rice Spaghetti, which takes only slightly longer to cook than regular Semolina, Wheat Spaghetti. Rice has no gluten in it, even "Glutinous" white rice, which is only given that name because it's sticky.
User avatar #127 to #126 - sgc (08/08/2013) [-]
interesting... what's the stuff that took me over an hour to cook then?
User avatar #130 to #127 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
Actually, I just looked it up. At first I didn't know there were other kinds since the only kind of gluten free pasta I've ever had was rice pasta. But there do exist other kinds made from other things that I didn't know of.


On another note, I've also had Gluten Free Pancakes. My cousin made them and I had no idea they were gluten free until after I ate them and she told me. Again, it's all in what makes them.
User avatar #132 to #130 - sgc (08/08/2013) [-]
i had to eat some gluten free stuff while my gf's sister was visiting, the only problem i really had was the spaghetti. it's actually not that bad though i swear i still tasted a difference
User avatar #135 to #132 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
Like I said, try rice spaghetti. Ask about it next time. The difference is only in its texture, as it sort of melts in your mouth. Otherwise it tastes just like good old noodles and sauce.
User avatar #136 to #135 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
And it's also pretty inexpensive too, something rare for "diet specific alternative" types.
#212 to #121 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
>softer
>more brittle

I'm guessing you don't/didn't study engineering, or any sort of science for that matter.
User avatar #259 to #212 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
You're basically arguing insignificant semantics.
User avatar #8 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Look, I know how sad it must be for you to have an allergy to nearly Everything (Gluten). But please, don't come into a place named BreadCo, or Panera Bread, and ask for something without Gluten. We are called BreadCo for a reason.....
#52 to #8 - anonymousbrony (08/08/2013) [-]
This has nothing to do with Gluten, but I ******* love Panera Bread.

A soup in a bread bowl is ******* amazing. It's the only place I know that does this.
User avatar #55 to #52 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
You and every other person in who comes in apparently. And, if we run out of bread bowls because we underestimated the amount we needed to bake, then, as a cashier, I have to listen to the customer bitch about how it's "The o I come only reason I come here." or "If you sell so many, you should stock more." Or blah blah blah blah ******* Blah.
Oh, and did I mention the people who complain about out prices? And I agree with them every time, and it still won't shut them up. You know, A lady came in yesterday and bitched because she wanted 3 extra baguettes, got mad because she had to pay for them, then, I **** you not, lost her **** in front of her 3 little girls because We put them all on one plate, instead of putting 2 on one plate, and one on the other. She then proceeded to bitch out my manager, and the girls working the food counter, for no reason other than she thought my manager was patronising her.
People think because we are a more fancy bakery cafe that they can act like they own the place, Its ******* fast food.
#57 to #55 - anonymousbrony (08/08/2013) [-]
I just order a bread bowl and a fruit smoothy. If they're out I just get a sandwich.

I've never had the pleasure to watch these outrageous customers.
I've also never had a job.
#202 to #55 - killajose (08/08/2013) [-]
Panera buddies! Man, If I had a nickel for every time that happened.

God forbid we run out of Tomato Basil, Ciabatta, or Baguettes.

**** hits the fan REAL fast.
User avatar #256 to #202 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, I luckily work at the first panara to ever have a drive thru. So because they didn't know what to expect our store is nearly twice the size of a normal one, with double almost everything. and 2 thermolysis means we never run out of soup. And most of the people don't seem to care if we run out of baguettes because most of them or to stupid to even know what a baguette is, you could give them whole grain and they would still eat it.
And running out of any of our breads in not to much a problem, except when line doesn't tell me and I give them 5 orders on a bread we don't have, God forbid they learned how to communicate other then yelling it across the store once.
#260 to #256 - killajose (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I feel ya. That happens a lot at my store, because it's on a VERY busy interstate, it's almost impossible to predict the correct amount of bread. Lets just say, we run out of at LEAST one important ingrediant a day, like Chicken, Romaine, etc.
User avatar #261 to #260 - zomaru (08/09/2013) [-]
Since you refer to it as Panara, then you obviously must live outside of the St.Louis metro area, Because it began here its called St. Louis Bread Co. And every day I have to explain to about 20 different people that "Yes, this is a Panara." Then have to give them the whole story of how the company started. Sure, its fun to tell at first, but now its just rehearsed and annoying.
#262 to #261 - killajose (08/09/2013) [-]
Ah yes, that sounds terrible.
User avatar #14 to #8 - ricketyrackety (08/08/2013) [-]
there are places that have gluten free bread, though. so it's not like it's a totally stupid question.
User avatar #15 to #14 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
And it tastes like **** , is hard as a rock, and doesn't warm up in a press, it burns. We would never make a sandwich with such low quality bread, especially when Nearly every one of our ingredients already has gluten in it.
User avatar #112 to #14 - eyeballfrog (08/08/2013) [-]
If it's gluten-free, can it really be called "bread"?
#16 - imonaboatman (08/08/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend had a gluten allergy. I now eat foods that are full of gluten as much as humanly possible because some weird part in the back of my brain seems to think that it's some sort of revenge.
My ex-girlfriend had a gluten allergy. I now eat foods that are full of gluten as much as humanly possible because some weird part in the back of my brain seems to think that it's some sort of revenge.
#144 to #16 - tkfeng (08/08/2013) [-]
eat it in front of her
User avatar #88 to #16 - someponynew (08/08/2013) [-]
that gif and your text color match so perfectly.
#2 - soulkiller (08/08/2013) [-]
That looks more disgusting than Nutraloaf.
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User avatar #41 to #2 - minnten (08/08/2013) [-]
oh dear god im tired. nevermind.
User avatar #147 - hellspawner (08/08/2013) [-]
Vegetarian: A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
#60 - wilburn (08/08/2013) [-]
umm... pic related?
#66 to #60 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
you missed "vegan"
so it still has dairy, which makes it somewhat acceptable as a diabetic treat
User avatar #109 to #60 - shitstainsam **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
trust me, they are like babies
they look nice
but they taste like ****
#190 to #109 - walula (08/08/2013) [-]
WHAT? Did you ate a baby?
WHAT? Did you ate a baby?
#67 to #60 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
they're not vegan though- vegan one's wouldn't be able to include eggs or milk as well
User avatar #123 to #67 - nefarian (08/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't it depend on which kind of vegan?
User avatar #129 to #123 - meganinja (08/08/2013) [-]
no.... Vegans don't eat anything made from other animal products. That's what makes them vegans
User avatar #252 - Leopard (08/08/2013) [-]
My friend is allergic to gluten, and was born with diabetes. She eats these all the time and shares with me. They're amazing.
#233 - qubot (08/08/2013) [-]
i will never be able to enjoy a nice weed cube ever again
i will never be able to enjoy a nice weed cube ever again
User avatar #242 to #233 - xmonke (08/08/2013) [-]
Those are not that...
#20 - ffffyou (08/08/2013) [-]
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#186 - loveyk (08/08/2013) [-]
Gluten free really isn't that bad guys.... get your **** together.
Picture of something I made for myself :3
User avatar #63 - victoronefourtwo (08/08/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is, all we need to do is dump sugar and gluten on our poop and urine to make brownies.
#70 to #63 - klutzyspy (08/08/2013) [-]
what do you think compost is?
User avatar #71 to #70 - victoronefourtwo (08/08/2013) [-]
organic fertilizer
User avatar #87 to #63 - goodguygary ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
correct.
User avatar #13 - ricketyrackety (08/08/2013) [-]
there's a chance it could be damn good... I've been on a raw vegan diet, and they have some seriously gourmet foods. it's just made with things like walnuts, almonds, cashews, dates, honey... natural sugars that most people still love.

it doesn't mean it's mashed up vegetables.
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User avatar #24 to #21 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU VEGAN. WHAT IS THE APPEAL
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User avatar #97 to #26 - TheMather ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
If it's the dead animals that bother you, why not just go vegetarian? Animal byproducts like milk and eggs have nothing to do with slaughtering.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
I could never do it, and if you spend enough time on the internet you get de sensitized to that sort of thing
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User avatar #30 to #28 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
considering im extremely ******* fussy with vegetables, i dont think i would last. I can only stomach potato, uncooked carrots, and raw cabbage
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User avatar #33 to #31 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
youre more of a man than i could ever be. as long as you dont push people to become vegan
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User avatar #35 to #34 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
i like you
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User avatar #38 to #36 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
do you have like a vegan community or something?
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User avatar #45 to #21 - ricketyrackety (08/08/2013) [-]
sprouted cashews are the only type I've heard of... though I know you can add things like jalapeno, brewers yeast, (organic/cold pressed) olive oil... and I've heard walnuts, too. Both are probably good, but honestly I've never tried either.
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#64 to #13 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
honey isn't vegan
User avatar #122 to #64 - ricketyrackety (08/08/2013) [-]
that's debatable... a lot of vegans still eat it. even the strictest raw vegans eat honey
#134 - slowbroking (08/08/2013) [-]
Daniel Bryan says that looks delicious.
#146 to #134 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
D-Bry Dump?
D-Bry Dump?
#200 to #149 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
Team Hell No is/was a terrible tag team and made Kane look like a wuss.
User avatar #201 to #200 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
They were comic relief for the WWE. I liked them but they've disbanded now anyway.
User avatar #204 to #201 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
Ah, good.

Kane and D-Bry are both great wrestlers for the WWE, so it sucks to see the higher ups misusing them so much. They should keep the comedy to people like Hornswoggle and Santino.
User avatar #206 to #204 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
My god Team Leprecobra would be immense.

I'm gad that Daniel is getting a WWE title shot at Summerslam though.
#207 to #206 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
>Team Leprecobra   
   
I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.
>Team Leprecobra

I didn't know I needed this in my life until now.
#210 to #209 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
Personally, I prefer TNA  'Cause of Jeff Hardy, God I'm a fanboy . But I would watch the 			****		 out of Leprecobra
Personally, I prefer TNA 'Cause of Jeff Hardy, God I'm a fanboy . But I would watch the **** out of Leprecobra
#211 to #210 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
Jeff was the man back in his prime.
Jeff was the man back in his prime.
#218 to #211 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
the man with a severe heroin problem
#219 to #218 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
I love how you blatantly ignored the "back in his prime" part.
#220 to #219 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I was talking about back in his prime
#215 to #211 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
True. Being stupid, I tried a swanton from my roof into a pool last summer.
True. Being stupid, I tried a swanton from my roof into a pool last summer.
User avatar #217 to #215 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
How'd that work out for ya?
#223 to #217 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
Broke my collar bone. Totally 			*******		 worth it though
Broke my collar bone. Totally ******* worth it though
#235 to #223 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
Something tells me you felt like that gif before you made impact.
User avatar #238 to #235 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
Especially the look he gives just before he jumps, the look of "The **** am I doing, oh god I'm gonna die"
User avatar #240 to #238 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
See, it's been proven that there was a large crash mat there, but it still takes some balls to jump - let alone do a flip - from that height.
#243 to #240 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
Especially where there's the high chance of missing. I do amateur rustling for a small promotion of RQW and I know how much it hurts to do any type of slam from the top rope let alone from something of that height.
Especially where there's the high chance of missing. I do amateur rustling for a small promotion of RQW and I know how much it hurts to do any type of slam from the top rope let alone from something of that height.
User avatar #288 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
Ouch. Well I have to be off, bro. I have work in like 4 hours. I should sleep.
User avatar #290 to #288 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, it was good talking, we'll have to do it again sometime. See you bro
User avatar #285 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
Haha I've had other stuff happen but that was the first time I had to go the hospital. I ****** up a few headbutts. I got a concussion the one time.
User avatar #289 to #285 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Luckily I've never had a concussion from rassling.
User avatar #286 to #285 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
At least thats what I think it was
User avatar #283 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
Also, the leg thing sucks. You'd think the table would help break the fall
User avatar #287 to #283 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
turns out the table wasn't as loose as it should've been, instead of collapsing it just cracked and pretty much shredded my leg
User avatar #282 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
My cousin decided it would be a good idea to hit me in the head with a ******* rain gutter. The edge caught my forehead and I had to get 8 stitches. true story.
User avatar #284 to #282 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Ow, well...hmm, I was expecting something like a flying headbutt gone wrong but ok.
User avatar #280 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
that sucks. I never really got hurt. Just got busted open once.
User avatar #281 to #280 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Ow, what did you do to cause that? The worse that's happened to me was when I broke my leg on a leg drop through a table
User avatar #278 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm 6'1 and of a less than average build. Def gotta hit the gym for a few months before I train. I could do a few semi high risk moves. Missile dropkicks, frog splash, etc. I've done a moonsault once or twice but always into a pool.
User avatar #279 to #278 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Goddamn pools are fun to do moves into, tried an avalanche flip bottom on one of my friends, ******* landed on my neck at the bottom of the pool.
User avatar #276 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
I live fairly close to the Wild Somoans school. Only a few hours away.
User avatar #275 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
I was never a huge high risk guy. I always did a few things but my love was always in technical wrestling. Eddie Guerrero, Kurt Angle, Bret Hart and now D-Bry were/are some of my favorites. Oddly enough, several people have told me that it's what I should do. Like I had a psych teacher who I used to ******** with all the time, the one day in the middle of class he turns to me and says "You should be a pro wrestler." It's happened to me several times without me telling people that its what I want to do. Its something I tend to keep to myself for now for obvious reasons. So that just keeps me going.
User avatar #277 to #275 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
Hope you don't mind me asking, but what type of build are you? I'm fairly average but am only about 5' 10" which means I can be quite versatile in my moves, so I constantly try to do the most risky moves as they look the best, Which -let's be honest, is what wrestling all about, giving the crowds something to cheer for. I mean nothing gets people going more than a sit-out dragon superplex from the top rope.
User avatar #273 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
I can't resopnd to your other comment for some reason. Anyway, we did some crazy **** . We had a replica belt that we used to tie to the rain gutters of someone's house and have ladder matches, I used to mix green toothpaste and water, keep it in my mouth and then spit it at people like Tajiri. Good times. Wrestling has always been my passion, I'm going to college atm, but I'll be done by the time I'm 21 then I'll be trying to find a wrestling school. This way I have a degree in case things don't work out
User avatar #274 to #273 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome, I love it when people really put effort into the sport. I wouldn't want to have to keep that stuff in my mouth for the whole match though. I spent a few years with ProJo since there aren't many "good" wrestling schools before moving onto RQW where I am now, it takes alot of practice and determination but if you love what you're doing, it makes it all worth it. I dunno if you saw the comment I made above where I talked about climbing onto a roof and swanton bombing into a pool, but that's the kinda stuff that made me want to become a wrestler.
User avatar #271 to #243 - slowbroking (08/09/2013) [-]
I used to backyard wrestle. My cousin and uncle were both trained so they taught me quite a bit.
User avatar #272 to #271 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/09/2013) [-]
As much as it's frowned upon, I have to admit that I used to do the same before I moved into a ring. I remember when we were quite young, my friends and I tied ropes around four trees that made a square and would wrestle in that.
#249 to #243 - screaming (08/08/2013) [-]
>amateur rustling
top lel

Nah but seriously, I was thinking about training with a local fed a while back, but then the point in this music career I'm after became more serious.
User avatar #251 to #249 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
If music's your thing then I wish you luck with it. I used to study music but it never really got me anywhere, I still play bass but that's about it. I want to eventually move up promotions and work for a larger audience.
#150 to #149 - slowbroking (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have too many DB gifs but I'm in the process of looking for the one where he stands there like a sea captain while aj dances around him chanting yes   
   
Here have Damien Sandow
I don't have too many DB gifs but I'm in the process of looking for the one where he stands there like a sea captain while aj dances around him chanting yes

Here have Damien Sandow
User avatar #193 to #162 - vgmddg ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Where will you be when diarrhea happens?
#171 to #169 - slowbroking (08/08/2013) [-]
Well I'm out. Thats all my wrestling stuff that I could find except copious amounts of photos of AJ and Paige
Well I'm out. Thats all my wrestling stuff that I could find except copious amounts of photos of AJ and Paige
#174 to #171 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/08/2013) [-]
I have way too many wrestling gifs
I have way too many wrestling gifs
User avatar #175 to #174 - slowbroking (08/08/2013) [-]
Hm. Well I have to go. Feel free to dump more. I could always use them. I have probably 2 or 3 more I just can't find them atm.
User avatar #140 to #134 - pockyrin (08/08/2013) [-]
Goats eat anything though
#143 to #140 - niggerytaste (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10
10/10
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