Beware of sharks. .. But how?
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#93 - settantaventi (08/08/2013) [-]
Fallout of bed? never heard this game before
Fallout of bed? never heard this game before
#5 - psychadelicace (08/07/2013) [-]
But how?
#9 to #5 - Rascal (08/07/2013) [-]
Getting your arm stuck, the soda can falls down, or various and squishes your arm causing you to bleed to death? Or maybe it just falls off a truck and crushes your organs.
About the same.
#10 to #9 - Rascal (08/07/2013) [-]
This one's mine, fergot to log in.
User avatar #36 to #5 - willindor (08/08/2013) [-]
If you turn your back to one long enough, then it will eat you.
#37 to #5 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
watch "maximum overdrive" then you shall see
#69 to #5 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
people wanting free soda knocking over the machine and being crushed have you not heard the stories.
User avatar #6 to #5 - flixoe (08/07/2013) [-]
You'd be mad too if your soda didn't drop down.
User avatar #66 to #5 - thedungeonmaster (08/08/2013) [-]
Typically people shaking the machine when their drink doesn't come out and it falls on them. Scientists call it natural selection.
#7 to #5 - Rascal (08/07/2013) [-]
It happens when people try to reach inside to steal soda. It falls on them.
User avatar #8 to #7 - psychadelicace (08/07/2013) [-]
oh that makes sense
#28 - apocalypticburrito (08/08/2013) [-]
i'll never look at a vending machine the same way again
User avatar #60 to #28 - brenton (08/08/2013) [-]
You have nothing to worry about. It's just ******** that hang all over it trying to shake out their stuck soda, and the machine falls forward on them. So just don't do that.
#59 - brenton (08/08/2013) [-]
...
#110 to #59 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
deers are assholes
#51 - ipostfunny (08/08/2013) [-]
How often you use a vending machine compared to how often you encounter a shark
derp derp
#33 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
Anyone else expecting a pro-weed ending?
#98 to #33 - Rascal (08/08/2013) [-]
That one is all over the comments.
User avatar #129 to #33 - therealwaynebrady (08/08/2013) [-]
well it is shark week
#48 - choelzler (08/08/2013) [-]
Sharks don't have to kill you to injure you badly.
User avatar #50 to #48 - jewishcommunazi (08/08/2013) [-]
No, they just have to injure you badly for that.
User avatar #65 - mutzaki (08/08/2013) [-]
I forgot how spending time near sharks is part of everyone's daily routine.
#43 - jayzoo (08/08/2013) [-]
only 30 ants die in one year?
no wonder there are so many
User avatar #124 - tiddycats ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Hippos kill about as many people as 9/11 did, I think it's high time we declared war on hippos.
#138 to #124 - rockstarownage (08/08/2013) [-]
for a moment there i misread that as "hippies"
#80 - marlton (08/08/2013) [-]
Accidental discharge 851   
Suicide 19,766   
Homicide 11,101   
Undetermined Intent 222   
   
*CDC 2011
Accidental discharge 851
Suicide 19,766
Homicide 11,101
Undetermined Intent 222

*CDC 2011
#116 - Loppytaffy (08/08/2013) [-]
Death by vending machine?   
All in Ikebukuro, right?
Death by vending machine?
All in Ikebukuro, right?
User avatar #131 to #116 - Awesomecarrot (08/08/2013) [-]
'IZAYAAAAA'
#104 - activecouchpotato (08/08/2013) [-]
Cite your sourcces please.
User avatar #100 - presidentsnow (08/08/2013) [-]
Deers...
User avatar #71 - captnnorway (08/08/2013) [-]
I just want to point out something. Every day millions of people are near vending machines. Just to get some round numbers lets say 4 billion vending machine interactions a year world wide. And 1 million shark encounters (There are a lot fewer sharkattacks, but sharks doesn't always attack, I think) Before you turn this into a ********* because you have a PhD in Sharks encounters and/or vendingmachine encounters these numbers are just pulled out of the blue to be easier to work with. Even though more people die of vendingmachines, more people die of sharks per encounter.
#117 to #71 - longrustycock (08/08/2013) [-]
**** you just the other day i was swimming in the ocean when a vending machine bit me . i got me right in the leg an used its weight to drag me down to the ocean floor but just when i thought i was doomed a shark came and saved my life by killing that aweful machine. i wouldnt be alive today if it wasnt for sharks
User avatar #147 to #117 - captnnorway (08/08/2013) [-]
I've heard vendingmachines can smell rust miles away. You're lucky you survived
#45 - jonnyfunk (08/08/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at Just a thing. **   
   
just 6000 deaths a year from using a cellphone while driving? am i allowed to call 			********		 now?
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at Just a thing. **

just 6000 deaths a year from using a cellphone while driving? am i allowed to call ******** now?
User avatar #53 to #45 - shinyarmor ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
reaseach is as easy as google.
User avatar #52 to #45 - fearlessteacup (08/08/2013) [-]
You could.. Unless you were driving.
#137 - nephritho (08/08/2013) [-]
and then you have these dumb fat **** preppers that want to protect their little life and family from an event that have the chance that it might happen of 1 to 15004551455.
While they have a larger chance to die from a heart attack or being hit by a car.
#144 to #137 - sprudlebass (08/08/2013) [-]
i always laugh my ass off with how redicolous their "fortresses" are when i swipe by national geographic
User avatar #154 to #144 - nephritho (08/08/2013) [-]
Not to mention that they are getting points from prepper experts.
Have they actually done all these **** to see it worked?
User avatar #163 to #154 - sprudlebass (08/08/2013) [-]
i wonder if there's like a conference room filled with these nuts who rate them like 1 to 5 or some ****
#106 - nickotak (08/08/2013) [-]
Ok LET'S CLARIFY A FEW THINGS HERE!

1. Sharks are ******* awesome.

2. Sharks are NICE fish. sharks can't smell so they need to TASTE YOU in order to understand you're a human. Sharks only eats seals, Turtles, etc.

3. nobody i have heard of has ever DIED of being eaten by a shark, they bleed out from the Tastings. If they could talk, THEY WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR MISTAKING YOU FOR A SEAL!

4. Sharks are being hunted and when they're caught, fishermen cut their fins off and throws them back out into the ocean for dead. What's worse than this? Their fins taste of NOTHING! They have to add taste to the soup in order for you to taste anything!

I'm sorry for RANTING about this. I just need to get it out there so people don't say that sharks are horrible creatures.
User avatar #109 to #106 - ohiowildman (08/08/2013) [-]
1. Thats true

2.You realize sharks can smell a single drop of blood in a million drops of water?

3. Say that while swimming next to a 16 ft. long bullshark. People have been eaten by sharks before.

4. Bad thing. Blame the asians.
User avatar #77 - jokersaysamuseme (08/08/2013) [-]
That's because people ******* AVOID sharks.
User avatar #83 to #77 - Reposts (08/08/2013) [-]
But they don't avoid volcanoes and tornadoes?
User avatar #85 to #83 - tarekmig (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah cause 5 km long volcano can be avoided or a fast moving tornado...
#88 to #85 - Reposts (08/08/2013) [-]
People avoid volcanoes by not living near them, and people attempt to avoid tornadoes by going in shelters and basements.
#42 - krizz (08/08/2013) [-]
a shark is a little more scary than a soda machine though
also soda machines give me soda

I would kill for a soda
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