GOLDFISH BITCHES. yes love me. Goldfish: the snack that smiles back as he watches you eat his friends and family alive, unable to scream. He can only smile as h dude for real i
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GOLDFISH BITCHES

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Goldfish: the snack that smiles
back
as he watches you eat his
friends and family alive, unable
to scream. He can only smile as
half of his body is crushed
beneath your teeth. Its the only
thing left he can fight back with.
You can crush his body, but his
smile ensures that you cannot
crush his spirit.
he the fuck is thi-
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - kevinzheng
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(08/08/2013) [-]
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
#15 to #8 - Acannibalpotato
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(08/08/2013) [-]
If I could give this more than one thumb I would good sir.
#2 - kingofthenoobz
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#4 - Spikeydeath
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(08/08/2013) [-]
just texted a random person that...lets see how they respond
#6 to #4 - anon id: afd9cd88
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(08/08/2013) [-]
as did i
#9 to #4 - utterson
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(08/08/2013) [-]
How did they respond?
User avatar #11 to #9 - winiacz
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who the **** is this
#12 to #11 - utterson
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User avatar #10 to #4 - reretzu
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Keep me updated.
#16 to #10 - Spikeydeath
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Okay, so i texted the dude
he went, who is this
and I went "believe me brother you do not wanna know"
he went "************ why the **** would I ask if i didnt"
so i took 2 hours to reply and went "Sorry was taking care of the elephants, names Zookeeper Rogers"
he called me, I used my fake indian accent "thank you for calling good burger home of the good burger how may i take your order"
then I think i could hear something snapping
"What the **** you indian piece of **** ******, dont ******* call me"
and then i switched to a russian accent
"comrade you called me do not try to pin this on me"
"Dont interrupt me you childish ****, I'm old enough to be your father"
"Thats not possible, NOOOOOOO"
he then groaned and went "**** you child"
and hung up
User avatar #17 to #16 - reretzu
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(08/09/2013) [-]
That's awesome, thanks for the laugh!
#7 - captainoptimist
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Here's our song for Goldfish.
We wrote a song for Goldfish.
The wholesome snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off.

Hey look! The fish are swimming.
Wait, the pretzel's winning...
The snack that smiles back, Goldfish.
User avatar #13 - higginz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
nerdicorn, I only wrote this to waste your time.
#14 to #13 - nerdicorn
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Jokes on you, I can't read.
Jokes on you, I can't read.
User avatar #5 - teleamachus
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(08/08/2013) [-]
God damnit that's actually pretty nice.

How can you let yourself get down any more now that you know that Goldfish watch their family die and get eaten alive but never stop smiling? My friend last night almost started to cry because her dad was telling her that buying a prius was not in the budget so they wouldn't do it...

And to think that I smile at family funerals because of the family I get to be around and the memories that suddenly return.
#3 - hellsjester
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(08/08/2013) [-]
some fish just want to see the world be crushed
User avatar #1 - Zyklone
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(08/08/2013) [-]
im going to send this to people i know dont have my number