GOLDFISH BITCHES. yes love me. Goldfish: the snack that smiles back as he watches you eat his friends and family alive, unable to scream. He can only smile as h
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GOLDFISH BITCHES

yes love me

Goldfish: the snack that smiles
back
as he watches you eat his
friends and family alive, unable
to scream. He can only smile as
half of his body is crushed
beneath your teeth. Its the only
thing left he can fight back with.
You can crush his body, but his
smile ensures that you cannot
crush his spirit.
he the **** is thi-
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#8 - kevinzheng (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
#4 - Spikeydeath (08/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
just texted a random person that...lets see how they respond
#7 - captainoptimist (08/08/2013) [-]
Here's our song for Goldfish.
We wrote a song for Goldfish.
The wholesome snack that smiles back, until you bite their heads off.

Hey look! The fish are swimming.
Wait, the pretzel's winning...
The snack that smiles back, Goldfish.
User avatar #13 - higginz (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
nerdicorn, I only wrote this to waste your time.
User avatar #5 - teleamachus (08/08/2013) [-]
God damnit that's actually pretty nice.

How can you let yourself get down any more now that you know that Goldfish watch their family die and get eaten alive but never stop smiling? My friend last night almost started to cry because her dad was telling her that buying a prius was not in the budget so they wouldn't do it...

And to think that I smile at family funerals because of the family I get to be around and the memories that suddenly return.
#3 - hellsjester (08/08/2013) [-]
some fish just want to see the world be crushed
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (08/08/2013) [-]
im going to send this to people i know dont have my number
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