Winning minecraft forever. Boom-bo-bo-bo-boom-bo-bo-bo baybay-baybay.. I did something similar to this once. >Be about a half a year ago >On a friend's server. Not that many of us, but good times were had >Said friend is s


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#27 - foelkera (08/08/2013) [-]
>Playing in small server with different factions
>Start a small town with some friendlier players
>Pretty much invisible (village hidden in mountain range that's pretty much left alone by everyone)
>People go into smaller villagers, convince one or two people to migrate over to our ever growing village
>Becomes a smallish city eventually
>In a town recruiting one day
>Suddenly explosion
>Other players run in through a hole in the town's wall, start burning wooden buildings and killing weaker players
>Me and my bros get the **** out of dodge, we left most of our equipment at home
>Come back later, find survivors in town hall
>The tell us about a large village a few kilometers away from them that raid weak towns all the time
>Borrow friend's account, ******** my way into douchetown
>They have an economy system based on gold - Gold is mined out of caves, smelted into ingots, put in town's "treasury," paper is crafted as money. Value of paper fluctuates wildly because they're constantly mining and crafting
>Town's raiders recieve paper as salaries, used to buy equipment
>Amount of gold + value of paper shown daily at town hall
>Still ************ my way up the corporate ladder in prickville, learn guard rotations, etc
>Set up master plan
>Break into their village, separate into two teams
>Alpha team enters treasury, takes all the gold
>Bravo team has inventories full of paper, throws it into streets
>Keep doing this for a while, town's leader has no idea who's doing it
>Raiders and guards eventually have no armor or weapons due to value of paper being so low and salaries never increasing
>Amass soldiers from all friendly villages
>Invade dicktown, burn it to the ground, build giant monument to commemorate triumph over ******** city
#81 to #27 - artemisalansmith (08/08/2013) [-]
That **** was intense...
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#59 to #27 - mayormilkman (08/08/2013) [-]
This was a good read.
This was a good read.
User avatar #65 to #27 - dubslao (08/08/2013) [-]
>be playing in Towny/Faction server
>in a goodish faction >made up of just friends
>can sorta fend for ourselves, but no need to; base hidden deep underground, under ocean + backup on mountain island
>giant ass faction (76 members, at least 50 regularly active) literally three times the size of the former largest faction
>spends their times being massive dicks and spawnkilling the weakest players and factions they can find
>literally devote half their time to wandering around looking for factions >practically everyone uses X-Ray
>finally finds our faction
>breaks into it through an open hole and loots everything; we died a couple times and our power was low
>loot literally everything, besides a few gold ingots they cannot carry
>destroy everything besides our beds, so we can spawn back there and be virtually raped
>make off with all our valuables within less than 5 minutes
>all of us were offline
>log back on
>place destroyed
>other factions talk about the same thing happening to them
>use my back up account, name is literally 3 letters off of my main
> ******** my way into the faction
>work past mod, up to unofficial co-co-leader
>temporarily stoop to their level and install X-Ray
>slowly collect 12 stacks of diamond and plant them in other co-leader's chest
>tip off the main server Addy that he uses X-Ray
>Addy goes through his chest while he is offline, finds the 768 diamonds
>plugin tells who collected the item, but since they were in the chest registered to him, they were "his"
User avatar #66 to #65 - dubslao (08/08/2013) [-]
>permanent IP ban
>tell main faction leader that a popular Moderator tipped off the Darius Negrophallus to the X-Ray >he gets booted from the faction, never returns
>about two months into the whole ordeal
>leader is going on a vacation across the pond, needs a temp. leader
>of course, "trusted" co-leader is first choice
>made leader for about two weeks
>time to execute the master master plan
>all the members' beds "mysteriously" disappear, unclaim the faction spawn and set it up in an obsidian room with an iron door out
>invite three of my closest friends in, two use back up accounts, other is not recognised from the faction they raided
>destroy the iron door in the spawn room, fill it with obby >heard all currently online faction members into one room
>three friends block off all exits, rig TNT to explode if wires are tripped
>convince all members to drop their weapons before entering the room, about 20% refuse to, boot them from the faction
>no one tries to step up to the leader
did I mention that I created holes in all our defenses and walls for people to easily enter?
>no members realise 40+ men are fortified just outside the barriers
>copy /f leave command
>friend invites me back into our faction
>currently carrying heavy enchanted Dia. armour >God sword main leader gave me >wait for the right chance
>copy /f leave, then rejoin my faction, already enemied to the dicks
>at that point all the men outside flood into the room and start attacking the dicks, like that one WoW massacre of the mourning players
User avatar #67 to #66 - dubslao (08/08/2013) [-]
did i mention the six men set up on top with redstone torches and TNT?
>first footmen wave begins, slaughtering about half the dicks
>they retreat, second wave floods in; archers
>they back out, six men on top begin lighting TNT and dropping it
>everybody but two people are slaughtered
>one snuck a diamond sword into the room, slaughter him before he has a chance to use it
>other drops all the armour he has equipped and runs to corner of the room, leave the rest of the members to debate over whether sparing him or executing him >eventually spare him and he runs off, then we send our warriors to finish the penultimate step of the master master plan
>loot absolutely, literally everything from the 80+ chests and cart them off to a shared building we created; split the loot fairly even later
>bring back dozens of buckets of lava and over 17 stacks of collected TNT. >everybody rigs up the TNT, literally all around the base, in every room and every nook and cranny.
>everybody steps hundreds of metres back or hides deep underground, I remotely detonate it with redstone and run like ******* hell.
>literally only about 40 blocks of the 5000+ block base are left.
>dump lava over everything left
>members are left to scramble to wherever they can make it to
>all our men leave to split the loot
>my faction of 8 men becomes the heroes of the server
>later turn into the dick faction and slaughter everyone and everything we feel like it

moral of the story: I'm a complete and total dick and should not be trusted at all.
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#227 to #2 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
dat booty
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#96 to #6 - Zaxplab (08/08/2013) [-]
Sorry for the small picture.
#28 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
I did something similar to this once.
>Be about a half a year ago
>On a friend's server. Not that many of us, but good times were had
>Said friend is slowly becoming more and more of a dick
>Banning people for no good reason
>Eventually gets to the stage where he bans you "because he doesn't like you" or you had an argument with him
#29 to #28 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
>Me and my other friend have a shared tree house in the forest
>Small, not much stuff, but we led a nice and peaceful life
>Have a dog named Oscar
>Eventually the dick even bans my bro after they had a falling out
>Log on one day
>The entire forest is in flames
>Everything is gone, ruined
>But most of all
>Plan my revenge
#32 to #29 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
Now this is going to get a bit technical
>If there is redstone running in an unloaded chunk, it will partially load that chunk
>That means thinks like redstone wire and dispensers work, but entities don't load until the chunk is loaded again
>I had a dispenser firing items onto a pressure plate way underground underneath his house
>The dispenser would fire even if the chunk was unloaded but the items wouldn't register on the pressure plate until you entered the chunk
>I had managed to stay on his good side until now so I still had permissions on the server
>Spawn in a special block, a piston, with a data value that made every single face the extending part
>When you power this thing, the server just freaks out and crashes
>Attach it to the pressure plate and voila
>Every single time he enters his house, the server crashes
But no, I did not stop there
#33 to #32 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
>Next day, he comes online
"The server has crashed"
>Get skype message saying "wat the **** just happened"
>This goes on a couple times
"The server has crashed"
"The server has crashed"
"The server has crashed"
>He's furious now, asking if this is someone's fault
>No one knows what the **** is going on
#34 to #33 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
>He eventually asks me for help sorting this out, because I was the only one with any real technical knowledge
>Decline him
>He begs
>After a while he's basically on his knees pleading for me to fix the server
"I agree, on one condition"
"You unban everyone else from the server and personally apologise to each of them"
>He just can't take it
"go **** urself"
>He'll be back, I know it
#35 to #34 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
>Sure enough, only 20 minutes later
"fine sorry ill ******* unban everyone"
>Huge group skype call with everybody, he's actually apologising to all of them
"now man can u ******* fix this server"
>Open up a copy of the server map in MCedit
>Remove my genius device
>Replace it with active TNT
>Replace underground everyone's house with active TNT
#36 to #35 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
"Ok, everything should be fine now. Just go ahead and put the server up"
>Everything detonates as soon he gets on
"WHAT THE **** HAVE YOU ******* DONE"
>He is now faced with an ultimatum
>Rollback the server, but the server crashing machine will still be there, rendering the entire area around his house (which he actually spent a lot of time on) unusable
>Or make a new map and start completely from scratch, because the world is ******* destroyed
#37 to #36 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
>He never backed up stuff, so the only two saves of the map he had were the two previously mentioned
>After a lot of rage, and about 2 days, he opted for the former
>Little did he know that I didn't just make one machine
>I made hundreds
>Literally hundreds
>All scattered randomly throughout the map
>You can't walk for five minutes without the server crashing
>Re-deliver my ultimatum, this time with an added message at the end
#38 to #37 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
"The forest does not forgive"
"The forest does not forget"
"You will pay for the crimes you have committed"
"And Oscar will be your judge"

The server was never up again after that
I also heard that he broke his monitor throwing it from his desk
#75 to #38 - squidamon (08/08/2013) [-]
RIP Oscar, you magnificent bastard you....   
at least you were avenged.
RIP Oscar, you magnificent bastard you....

at least you were avenged.
User avatar #70 to #38 - vicsix (08/08/2013) [-]
You great son of a bitch! I'm sure Oscar was honored.
#45 to #38 - therobawesome (08/08/2013) [-]
I pretty much just thumbs for all the Joey pics. Good story though.
I pretty much just thumbs for all the Joey pics. Good story though.
User avatar #53 to #38 - pkashp (08/08/2013) [-]
Dat "don't **** with me" Joey Wheeler montage. Nice story too OP.
#132 to #38 - bretonstealth (08/08/2013) [-]
If you would be so kind as to explain how you did this trap
User avatar #188 to #132 - iamaniceperson (08/08/2013) [-]
Bad idea. People will abuse it and every server will have their dosens...
#203 to #38 - jakols (08/08/2013) [-]
this is the best MC story i've read for ages!
this is the best MC story i've read for ages!
#200 to #38 - ohgodwaitimatheist (08/08/2013) [-]
Legit laugh, crying and everything.

Pic 100% related

You don't ****** with OSCAR
#136 to #38 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You are the hero Minecraft deserves.
You are the hero Minecraft deserves.
User avatar #102 to #38 - BroadSword (08/08/2013) [-]
Woah there Charles Dickens
#241 to #38 - ilikelolz (08/08/2013) [-]
That was the most genius plan ever, poor Oscar. At least he's in a better place now   
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That was the most genius plan ever, poor Oscar. At least he's in a better place now

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User avatar #195 to #38 - hokeymon (08/08/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard. I wish I could troll GM's like that.
#158 to #38 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
So on my screen it starts with the very first post, then skips straight to this. Thank you for a grand chuckle.
#207 to #38 - huzibizi (08/08/2013) [-]
I was going to call you a 			*******		 thumbwhore, but this story is so worth the thumbs. +1
I was going to call you a ******* thumbwhore, but this story is so worth the thumbs. +1
#205 to #38 - dwarfish (08/08/2013) [-]
You've gained about 1200+ thumbs from this story.

I say its completely fair for a story being so good
User avatar #127 to #38 - motherfuckingkenji (08/08/2013) [-]
Bro, that was the best MC story I've ever read (and I've read a lot).
Would you...
Would you mind if I made this into a post?
I don't know why, I just feel it should be shared.
User avatar #237 to #127 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
Sure thing, go ahead
I've never had this honour before
#247 to #245 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot man, I really didn't expect this kind of reaction. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on the front page though, considering the crazy amount of thumbs this got.
I went from #2000th to #700th in the comments overnight.
I also thumbed up your post even though it felt weird thumbing up technically my own content, I still wanted to say thanks.
I've also thumbed up every reply as a thank you for the great response this has gotten.
User avatar #92 to #38 - royalwerewolf (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #40 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
Like, as in, to tell the story? Or to type it?
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User avatar #44 to #43 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, I was typing this on the spot, and I'm slow to write stories. Also Yeah I probably could have condensed the entire story into like 10-20 lines, but I figured it would be more fun to tell this way.
User avatar #242 to #29 - niggastolemyname (08/08/2013) [-]
#11 - Pred (08/07/2013) [-]
what exactly do you refer to as a "Nuke"

just don't know if it's modded TNT, or just large amount of TNT
User avatar #17 to #11 - yourafaggotharry (08/07/2013) [-]
a nuke refers to an obscenely large scale explosive (as in a single block in the mod) often put in many minecraft mods as a high tier explosive, its often in things like tekkit and other minecraft mods and can be extremely devastating, especially if placed well like in the post, iv sent you a video of a selection of nukes for your viewing pleasure . Minecraft Mods - AWESOME NUKE AND OTHER WEAPONS!!
#18 to #17 - Pred (08/07/2013) [-]
Thank you very much kind sir.
#156 to #17 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
IndustrialCraft 2
#153 - ffffyou (08/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #255 to #153 - toosexyforyou (08/09/2013) [-]
Hey, do you know if an xray mod exists for 1.6.2?
#78 - lovesmylittlepony (08/08/2013) [-]
I'll just sit here wondering where to hell you guys find these servers.
#101 to #78 - eutherin (08/08/2013) [-]
Some people like me run them, Otherwise google "Minecraft server listings"
#57 - mattaych (08/08/2013) [-]
mfw reading comments
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User avatar #79 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
> Friend (Addy) decides to set up a Hunger Games server for a one time thing
> Myself and maybe ten or eleven other people
> Rules are changed slightly to allow teams to win
> I join up with five other people (seems like a lot, but a couple died quickly and reduced the team size
> Can't decide on team name
> End up having Team Smash Mouth as most popular name
> Games start
> Half of team goes one way, half of team goes the other
> My half just goes until we figure there's no chance of other people finding us
> Must've been walking/running for five minutes or so
> Create underground base
> A handful of people die, none of our own yet
> Friend A decides to be tricky and pretend to die
> Types in "died" so it appears "username died" and fool other players into stopping their search for him
> Addy see Friend A's message, thinks he actually died, transports him to the waiting area for fallen souls
> Addy refuses to listen to the six of us argue that he was still alive
> We will avenge our brother
> Continue to play, successfully hidden from the rest of the players
> Eventually the other half of the team makes its way towards us
> Halfway through, Addy creates "feast" or whatever to try to trick people into going and killing each other
> ***************** .jpg
> Entire team remains at base, other members go to feast, maybe one dies
> Addy gets mad that his plans failed
> Notices our group is the largest in most successful
User avatar #82 to #79 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
> Decides to not only give the exact coordinates of our base, but teleports other players to our base to attempt to kill us
> Get to the ******* chopper
> Flee the base at the speed of light
> Three other team members die, leaving myself and one other man to win the game for Team Smash Mouth
> Three people survive the ordeal, myself, one other team member, and some kid who managed to survive my other team members attacking him
> Eventually my remaining team member gets lost, leaves me alone to deal with the other kid
> During this time, Friend A is trying to give me care packages of sorts, which Addy had said was entirely okay
> Addy doesn't tell him how to deliver a package and refuses to help him
> Third instance of being a dick within twenty minutes
> I'm down to a heart and a half
> Tell my parents I loved them
> Out of nowhere find an Ender Pearl
> Don't question where it came from but thank Notch for this luck
> With the speed of Usain Bolt, right click somewhere randomly and get teleported away from the dickface who's chasing me
> Survive the attack
> Dickface is raging, claims I cheated
> Laughs are being had by team
> Eventually meet up with my lost team member, he gives me some food to heal
> Dickface finds us, we kill him easily
> Come to the realization that we are the last two players alive
> Rejoice and celebrate in the name of Team Smash Mouth

To this day, we still talk about the glory of our victory. We also still make fun of how terribly the Addy had handled the server and rules.

If interested, I have a few other stories I could share. Some take place on the Addy's other server, some take place on some servers I ran.
User avatar #90 to #82 - strangemoo (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah sounds good, could always use some good stories.
User avatar #95 to #90 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm going to give it some more time, and whoever responds, I'll put their usernames in the next comment so the people who actually wanted to see it will be notified.
User avatar #112 to #95 - xon (08/08/2013) [-]
i wouldnt mind some minecraft stories.
User avatar #113 to #112 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I'll be glad to post some. Don't think I'll do it as content, but maybe a comment on my profile. I'll tag you in the post so you'll get notified.

You can get notifications from profile comments, right?
User avatar #117 to #113 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
i'd like some too
User avatar #118 to #117 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
I'll be sure to mention your name in the post. Next story will be sometime tomorrow, and I'll see where it goes from there.
User avatar #120 to #118 - georgeojffs (08/08/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #121 to #120 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
Thank you for your interest.
User avatar #144 to #121 - BlakHoleSun ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
We need moar! That was an awesome story.
User avatar #145 to #144 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm glad you liked it. I'll mention you in the story tomorrow so you can see some of the other ************ that I've encountered.
User avatar #139 to #121 - hammarhead (08/08/2013) [-]
add me in there! : )
User avatar #140 to #139 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #166 to #140 - zaxzwim ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
i to would like to know
User avatar #170 to #166 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
Sure thing. Expect a notification sometime tomorrow (today, really).
User avatar #174 to #170 - zaxzwim ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #114 to #113 - xon (08/08/2013) [-]
idk try it out lol
#141 to #82 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
This sounds like some ******** ,
"I'm down to a heart and a half"
and you find a ender pearl and use it? The ender pearl does 2 1/2 hearts of damage.
User avatar #201 to #141 - redcookiemonster (08/08/2013) [-]
Anon-Pro, relax. In some servers, the ender pearl damage is nerfed by a bukkit plugin fix. I have it on my server. It only does 1/2 a heart now.
User avatar #142 to #141 - thedudeistheman (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it does seem sketchy, but I have no idea why it happened. The Addy didn't quite get the hang of running it anyway, maybe he left a plug-in running that prevented damage from Ender Pearls. While that's highly unlikely, I can't tell you why that happened, but that is what happened.

Do Ender Pearls still do damage if you don't take fall damage when teleporting? I threw it fairly straight through a break in the treeline, maybe, because it was a horizontal toss, I didn't take fall damage. I haven't had a lot of experience with Ender Pearls, so I don't know if that's true.
User avatar #15 - ishallsmiteyou (08/07/2013) [-]
I did the same, but it wasn't nukes or anything. Server was pretty much unmoderated, so town leaders could do whatever they wanted without punishment
>Very modern server, every town had stuff like metros, power grids, sewers, etc
>Leaders of towns very abusive towards citizens, charging heinous taxes and slaughtering everyone who tried to fight back
>I make a walled refugee camp, almost everyone comes to me
>Camp turns into a thriving community in the first 20 minutes of its opening
>Town leaders decide to fight back
>This is the moment I've been waiting for
>server supports all of flan's mods
>have .50 cal MG emplacements all along walls, in camouflaged pillboxes, etc
>pitfall mines surrounding defensive perimeter
>3 Lancaster bombers operational with full combat loads
>town leaders rally and attack our fort/camp
>30 or so of them, 15 of us
>first 10 fall in pitfall mines
> 4 or 5 try to rush the gates, get demolished by hidden MG emplacements
>1 in a tank gets nailed by a citizen with an RPG-7
>what few ground forces were left get pummeled by Lancasters
>they send 3 BF-109s in to try and destroy our bombers
>bombers fly over our camo, BF-109s follow and are destroyed by our anti aircraft battery

User avatar #46 to #15 - jinxbomb (08/08/2013) [-]
i feel silly, but what game?
User avatar #47 to #46 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 to #47 - jinxbomb (08/08/2013) [-]
i'm even more confused now, what mods were you using for this server, if you can remember?
User avatar #49 to #48 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
Flan's Modern Guns pack, Flan's Simple Parts, Flan's WW2 mod
User avatar #50 to #49 - jinxbomb (08/08/2013) [-]
ah, thank you
User avatar #22 to #15 - guiguito (08/07/2013) [-]
what kind of server was it?
User avatar #30 to #22 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
crack server.
User avatar #239 to #30 - guiguito (08/08/2013) [-]
like those you can play with cracked minecraft or with the drug dealer mod?
User avatar #257 to #239 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
cracked minecraft
User avatar #258 to #257 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
sweet, hook me up with it, imma play with you.
User avatar #259 to #258 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
I doubt I can. It's a server called Kaiserver, and it can only be used by people who use kaise123's minecraft crack. The server is down right now, but it should be up when he cracks 1.6
User avatar #260 to #259 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
are there any other servers using the kaise123 mod thing?
and by the way do i get it here You need to login to view this link ?
User avatar #261 to #260 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
there is no kaise123 mod, it is a cracked installer for minecraft, and yes, you could get it at that website, but he hasn't released his 1.6 installer yet.
User avatar #262 to #261 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
is it like feedthebeast?
because what you described has guns and **** .
User avatar #263 to #262 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't know about feedthebeast, but the last server supported flans mod.
User avatar #264 to #263 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
can i get your .minecraft? it would be realy great.
User avatar #265 to #264 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
the installer is pre-modded. here's the link to the latest one. (and yes, mods do work with it, it installs just like real minecraft) You need to login to view this link
User avatar #266 to #265 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
how do i play multiplayer?
User avatar #267 to #266 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
you can't right now, the server is down as it's being updated to 1.6
User avatar #268 to #267 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
i see, warn me when it's a go.
thanks in advance.
User avatar #269 to #268 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
no problem, man. I check it every other day, so I'll let you know when he updates it.
User avatar #270 to #269 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
is it supposed to be black when i start the game?
User avatar #276 to #271 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
yo by the way, wanst this supposed to be modded? all i see is the neat music on the main menu and wireless redstone.
User avatar #274 to #271 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
yeah thanks it worked, it has a bit too many wolfs for my liking but i shall train for the upcoming update.
User avatar #275 to #274 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
No problemo. By the way, don't install any modloaders as they are all installed.
User avatar #272 to #271 - guiguito (08/09/2013) [-]
i open the game and it's just a black screen.
User avatar #273 to #272 - ishallsmiteyou (08/09/2013) [-]
delete the .minecraft folder and reinstall it, you probably had a different version of minecraft already installed.
#24 to #15 - ninjabird (08/07/2013) [-]
what ******* server was this
User avatar #31 to #24 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
crack server
User avatar #16 to #15 - ishallsmiteyou (08/07/2013) [-]
>enemy forces start to retreat, only 6 of them left
>2 of them get gunned down by MG emplacements
>1 falls in a pitfall mine
>other 2 hit by a strafing run from a couple triplanes
>last guy was taken out by a sniper
>entire fortress launches sparklers to celebrate victory
>town leaders leave server forever

'Twas a good day.
User avatar #19 to #16 - tarekmig (08/07/2013) [-]
You should build nazi gas chambers for the next members of the server.
#182 - fallenstar (08/08/2013) [-]
> be noob to minecraft
> playing on very first server
> build a noobish house, but im so fcking proud of it
> log in one day and walk in.
> i step on a pressure plate and everything goes boom
> respawn
> theirs a crater that goes down to lava level
> mfw
#108 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/08/2013) [-]
If there is a build that you don't like, and you have a lot of TNT minecarts, you can do this fun trick. Set up a powered rail launcher that points towards your target. The rails don't need to reach your target as long as the carts won't hit anything on the way there. Place your carts on the powered rail, against a block, until you can't place any more. Power the block and watch the carts launch. Even after leaving the rail, they will continue moving and may even speed up. Upon hitting a solid object, they will explode in a huge radius.

I decided to test it on an abandoned area on my server, pic related.
User avatar #234 to #108 - hates (08/08/2013) [-]
That didn't work for me, they stopped moving as soon as they left the track, and didn't blow up when hitting a block. They did blow up when I placed 2 carts on the track and they collided, though
#3 - wittypotato (08/07/2013) [-]
That was absolutely amazing.
User avatar #143 to #80 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
H.U.G.E s suck
User avatar #173 to #143 - lnyanchl ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
M249. You had too much TTT my friend.
User avatar #194 to #173 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
It's called the huge in both css and g-mod, jerk, you've been playing too much cs:go
User avatar #248 to #194 - lnyanchl ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't even have CS:GO. It's called a M249 in CSS.
User avatar #249 to #248 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't believe you
#147 to #143 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
Are you trying to tell me something?
Are you trying to tell me something?
User avatar #148 to #147 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
Yes I am, I'm saying that that picture is pretty stupid because one huge would never kill that many CTs, even if all of their mouses and keyboards broke.
#150 to #148 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
Okay we got off on the wrong peg leg matey.   
1.I have no 			*******		 idea what a huge is. Maybe it's an acronym for that type of terrorist skin?   
2.			****		 maybe he hacks, maybe they're idiots? Or maybe it's a ragdoll pose in gmod?   
3.Why the 			****		 are you reading into to it so deep? I could understand if you nitpicked so ridiculously anal it would seem comedic but it just seems to be on that 			****		 border.   
4. Why do children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Okay we got off on the wrong peg leg matey.
1.I have no ******* idea what a huge is. Maybe it's an acronym for that type of terrorist skin?
2. **** maybe he hacks, maybe they're idiots? Or maybe it's a ragdoll pose in gmod?
3.Why the **** are you reading into to it so deep? I could understand if you nitpicked so ridiculously anal it would seem comedic but it just seems to be on that **** border.
4. Why do children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
User avatar #152 to #150 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
The Huge is the gun and cinnamon toast crunch has a small amount of cocaine in every cinnaminy swirl
#154 to #152 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
I always thought it was dried semen.
I always thought it was dried semen.
User avatar #155 to #154 - lacklusterpelican (08/08/2013) [-]
Maybe a little
#151 to #150 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
I really hope you're a troll. Please god cause you're good. Ragin ain't quite my thing but you need a medal.
User avatar #84 to #80 - yorker (08/08/2013) [-]
That's what they get for playing the far inferior game when they could have been playing garry's mod.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
I hope you seriously aren't trying to be that guy. It's hard to tell if its genuine these days.
User avatar #86 to #85 - yorker (08/08/2013) [-]
I was kidding. Both are good, I just prefer Garry's Mod.
Unless if you were referring to me saying that your picture is of Garry's Mod and not CS:S, in which case, you're wrong.
#87 to #86 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
I wasn't saying that.    
 But technically if I was I'd be right. Because that picture was posed  and screenshotted in garrys mod. The map and models are from C:SS, but nah that ain't what I meant. Both are pretty awesome haven't played either in a while.
I wasn't saying that.
But technically if I was I'd be right. Because that picture was posed and screenshotted in garrys mod. The map and models are from C:SS, but nah that ain't what I meant. Both are pretty awesome haven't played either in a while.
User avatar #88 to #87 - yorker (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. But I think it would be considered gmod, since the posing/picture and everything took place in gmod.
Again, sorry if I came off as a dick.
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [-]
Wait... I'm confused. And nah you're good. Here's some cinnamon rolls.
#91 to #89 - yorker (08/08/2013) [-]
Here, have a fun reaction picture I made.
#187 - akkere (08/08/2013) [-]
This is a long one, but I thought it was a pretty fun game.

>Playing Voltz server opened by friend of friend
>It's a war between two groups, one lead by aforementioned friend, one lead by guy who actually opened the server.
>The war ends up becoming more or less a cold war race to acquiring a nukes
>We set up a hidden base in a meadow surrounded by forest and other plains
>Set up dirt and grass to make it look like a hill
>It looks like a tumor
>Re-do it so it looks more believable
>Add roses
>Half hour goes by when we start getting to work on developing stuff
>Friend is nowhere to be found
>Found out he set up a Nether Portal and is on a mission to gather materials for a Wither
>Don't know what the **** a Wither is at that point; think it's ridiculous and a waste of time
>Couldn't possibly be better than nukes
>Reading up on Voltz versions and find out the version we're on doesn't actually have Uranium to produce nukes (fukken glitch)
>Other team was initially going on about how they already had a stack of uranium and ****
>Not sure what to do at this point; start making varied missiles.
#189 to #187 - akkere (08/08/2013) [-]
>Friend eventually comes back all giddy; I'm still a little annoyed at him for what I thought was wasted time
>Tell him to go do recon for the other group's base; give him a radar and solar panel
>He finds their base within a half hour (they didn't even bother to hide it)
>Comes back and starts asking me if I've ever seen a Wither before
>For some reason I never googled it up; tell him no
>He has me follow him and tells me to wait along this area that's within sight of their base
>He runs up as close as he can the base and the people that were outside, and sets up the Wither structure in record time

>See this terrifying thing just shooting at them;
>Enemy team is upset because they thought this was a war fought exclusively with missiles
>Tell another team member to bring me the missile setup and I go to a hill nearby
>Plant the coordinates and start firing every missile I had made
>Base gets wrecked; they didn't dig that far deep
>"By the way, Uranium doesn't exist in this version"
>Server closed
#98 - solarisofcelestia (08/08/2013) [-]
#39 - rakando (08/08/2013) [-]
And that's why I quit Multiplayer.
#26 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
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>Be in faction server
>3 factions remaining
>Our faction and another one are in alliance
>Other faction is very powerfull, we manage to survive and rebuild each time since they are far away.
>One day they decide to attack the our ally
>None of us knew they attacked them
>Ally totally wrecked
>They decide to siege us
>We get wrecked
>Half of our city is occupied by the other faction
>We make a deal
>First to kill leader will win, if they win, we restart server, if we win, they give us our ally's city and leave our city
>Battle rages for like an hour
>Their leader is requiring an achemyst with potions to heal
>I turn around, trying to spot him
>Found him, backing away from the 300-500 players fighting
>Take my bow, try to aim
>Fires blindly
>Headshot him
> their high ranks screams in chat ''NOO ! THE KING IS DEAD !!'' and ''WE WILL AVENGE HIM''
>They back away to their base, half of their army dead since we flooded them with volley of arrows
>2 days later we win and the server is restarted, we have 10000 starting gold and our king has a diamond crown.
>MFW i get promoted to Royal Warlord and command the people with my king
User avatar #181 to #26 - fallenstar (08/08/2013) [-]
i like the idea of that server, ip?
User avatar #244 to #181 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
The server is actually dead 3: , since hackers deemed that we were too popular and their server was not enough, so they entered the server data, took it all and destroyed everything with a single map wide nuke
#183 to #181 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
It's not minecraft. You're not able to headshot in minecraft.
User avatar #186 to #183 - fallenstar (08/08/2013) [-]
a plugin... also he might be on low health and one good shot did him in
User avatar #243 to #186 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [-]
We had a plugin where arrows would do double damage on headshot, and hear the counter-strike theme ''HEADSHOT''. And it chat it said [Kingname] has been headshoted by DarkHaitsu
#168 - datfozzy (08/08/2013) [-]
This happened to me once, I have to say I worked on a map for 3 months and once it was done some douchebag found the ip and nuked the **** outta the place
<- Aftermath
#58 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
You sound like a dick head. just sayin'
#41 - anon (08/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel lonely when I play Minecraft by myself. Then I read things like this and realize I will never be as lonely these people.
#278 to #41 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
Those who live alone will forever be said but those who live in peace with others in the world will forever feel like king of minecraft
#52 to #41 - oliveirajo ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Atleast he's playing with friends.
#277 to #52 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
i feel sad in my wooden house I feel lonely in then land of minecraft and I feel like a king when im on top of the world!
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