Winning minecraft forever. Boom-bo-bo-bo-boom-bo-bo-bo baybay-baybay.. I did something similar to this once. >Be about a half a year ago >On a friend's server. Not that many of us, but good times were had >Said friend is s
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#28 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [+] (35 replies)
I did something similar to this once.
>Be about a half a year ago
>On a friend's server. Not that many of us, but good times were had
>Said friend is slowly becoming more and more of a dick
>Banning people for no good reason
>Eventually gets to the stage where he bans you "because he doesn't like you" or you had an argument with him
#38 to #37 - ingabenwetrust (08/08/2013) [-]
"The forest does not forgive"
"The forest does not forget"
"You will pay for the crimes you have committed"
"And Oscar will be your judge"

The server was never up again after that
I also heard that he broke his monitor throwing it from his desk
YOU DON'T **** WITH MY DOG
#2 - basstard (08/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
YFW
#27 - foelkera ONLINE (08/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>Playing in small server with different factions
>Start a small town with some friendlier players
>Pretty much invisible (village hidden in mountain range that's pretty much left alone by everyone)
>People go into smaller villagers, convince one or two people to migrate over to our ever growing village
>Becomes a smallish city eventually
>In a town recruiting one day
>Suddenly explosion
>Other players run in through a hole in the town's wall, start burning wooden buildings and killing weaker players
>Me and my bros get the **** out of dodge, we left most of our equipment at home
>Come back later, find survivors in town hall
>The tell us about a large village a few kilometers away from them that raid weak towns all the time
>thiswillnotstand.jpg
>Borrow friend's account, ******** my way into douchetown
>They have an economy system based on gold - Gold is mined out of caves, smelted into ingots, put in town's "treasury," paper is crafted as money. Value of paper fluctuates wildly because they're constantly mining and crafting
>Town's raiders recieve paper as salaries, used to buy equipment
>Amount of gold + value of paper shown daily at town hall
>Still ************ my way up the corporate ladder in prickville, learn guard rotations, etc
>Set up master plan
>Break into their village, separate into two teams
>Alpha team enters treasury, takes all the gold
>Bravo team has inventories full of paper, throws it into streets
>Keep doing this for a while, town's leader has no idea who's doing it
>Raiders and guards eventually have no armor or weapons due to value of paper being so low and salaries never increasing
>Amass soldiers from all friendly villages
>Invade dicktown, burn it to the ground, build giant monument to commemorate triumph over ******** city
#11 - Pred (08/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what exactly do you refer to as a "Nuke"

just don't know if it's modded TNT, or just large amount of TNT
#57 - mattaych (08/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw reading comments
User avatar #15 - ishallsmiteyou (08/07/2013) [+] (32 replies)
I did the same, but it wasn't nukes or anything. Server was pretty much unmoderated, so town leaders could do whatever they wanted without punishment
>Very modern server, every town had stuff like metros, power grids, sewers, etc
>Leaders of towns very abusive towards citizens, charging heinous taxes and slaughtering everyone who tried to fight back
>I make a walled refugee camp, almost everyone comes to me
>Camp turns into a thriving community in the first 20 minutes of its opening
>Town leaders decide to fight back
>This is the moment I've been waiting for
>server supports all of flan's mods
>have .50 cal MG emplacements all along walls, in camouflaged pillboxes, etc
>pitfall mines surrounding defensive perimeter
>3 Lancaster bombers operational with full combat loads
>town leaders rally and attack our fort/camp
>youdungoof'd.jpg
>30 or so of them, 15 of us
>first 10 fall in pitfall mines
> 4 or 5 try to rush the gates, get demolished by hidden MG emplacements
>1 in a tank gets nailed by a citizen with an RPG-7
>what few ground forces were left get pummeled by Lancasters
>they send 3 BF-109s in to try and destroy our bombers
>bombers fly over our camo, BF-109s follow and are destroyed by our anti aircraft battery

cont.
#153 - ffffyou (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#26 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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>Be in faction server
>3 factions remaining
>Our faction and another one are in alliance
>Other faction is very powerfull, we manage to survive and rebuild each time since they are far away.
>One day they decide to attack the our ally
>None of us knew they attacked them
>Ally totally wrecked
>They decide to siege us
>We get wrecked
>Half of our city is occupied by the other faction
>We make a deal
>First to kill leader will win, if they win, we restart server, if we win, they give us our ally's city and leave our city
>Battle rages for like an hour
>Their leader is requiring an achemyst with potions to heal
>I turn around, trying to spot him
>Found him, backing away from the 300-500 players fighting
>Take my bow, try to aim
>Fires blindly
>Headshot him
> their high ranks screams in chat ''NOO ! THE KING IS DEAD !!'' and ''WE WILL AVENGE HIM''
>They back away to their base, half of their army dead since we flooded them with volley of arrows
>2 days later we win and the server is restarted, we have 10000 starting gold and our king has a diamond crown.
>MFW i get promoted to Royal Warlord and command the people with my king
#78 - lovesmylittlepony (08/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'll just sit here wondering where to hell you guys find these servers.
#3 - wittypotato (08/07/2013) [-]
That was absolutely amazing.
User avatar #79 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
> Friend (Addy) decides to set up a Hunger Games server for a one time thing
> Myself and maybe ten or eleven other people
> Rules are changed slightly to allow teams to win
> I join up with five other people (seems like a lot, but a couple died quickly and reduced the team size
> Can't decide on team name
> End up having Team Smash Mouth as most popular name
> Games start
> Half of team goes one way, half of team goes the other
> My half just goes until we figure there's no chance of other people finding us
> Must've been walking/running for five minutes or so
> Create underground base
> A handful of people die, none of our own yet
> Friend A decides to be tricky and pretend to die
> Types in "died" so it appears "username died" and fool other players into stopping their search for him
> Addy see Friend A's message, thinks he actually died, transports him to the waiting area for fallen souls
> Addy refuses to listen to the six of us argue that he was still alive
> We will avenge our brother
> Continue to play, successfully hidden from the rest of the players
> Eventually the other half of the team makes its way towards us
> Halfway through, Addy creates "feast" or whatever to try to trick people into going and killing each other
> ***************** .jpg
> Entire team remains at base, other members go to feast, maybe one dies
> Addy gets mad that his plans failed
> Notices our group is the largest in most successful
User avatar #82 to #79 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
> Decides to not only give the exact coordinates of our base, but teleports other players to our base to attempt to kill us
> Get to the ******* chopper
> Flee the base at the speed of light
> Three other team members die, leaving myself and one other man to win the game for Team Smash Mouth
> Three people survive the ordeal, myself, one other team member, and some kid who managed to survive my other team members attacking him
> Eventually my remaining team member gets lost, leaves me alone to deal with the other kid
> During this time, Friend A is trying to give me care packages of sorts, which Addy had said was entirely okay
> Addy doesn't tell him how to deliver a package and refuses to help him
> Third instance of being a dick within twenty minutes
> I'm down to a heart and a half
> Tell my parents I loved them
> Out of nowhere find an Ender Pearl
> Don't question where it came from but thank Notch for this luck
> With the speed of Usain Bolt, right click somewhere randomly and get teleported away from the dickface who's chasing me
> Survive the attack
> Dickface is raging, claims I cheated
> Laughs are being had by team
> Eventually meet up with my lost team member, he gives me some food to heal
> Dickface finds us, we kill him easily
> Come to the realization that we are the last two players alive
> Rejoice and celebrate in the name of Team Smash Mouth

To this day, we still talk about the glory of our victory. We also still make fun of how terribly the Addy had handled the server and rules.

If interested, I have a few other stories I could share. Some take place on the Addy's other server, some take place on some servers I ran.
#182 - fallenstar (08/08/2013) [-]
> be noob to minecraft
> playing on very first server
> build a noobish house, but im so fcking proud of it
> log in one day and walk in.
> i step on a pressure plate and everything goes boom
> respawn
> theirs a crater that goes down to lava level
> mfw
#108 - volcanicdiarrhea ONLINE (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If there is a build that you don't like, and you have a lot of TNT minecarts, you can do this fun trick. Set up a powered rail launcher that points towards your target. The rails don't need to reach your target as long as the carts won't hit anything on the way there. Place your carts on the powered rail, against a block, until you can't place any more. Power the block and watch the carts launch. Even after leaving the rail, they will continue moving and may even speed up. Upon hitting a solid object, they will explode in a huge radius.

I decided to test it on an abandoned area on my server, pic related.
#171 - wardd (08/08/2013) [-]
> server crahses because of massive explosions
> roll back to before the explosions
> doesnt remove explosives
mfw that server Darius Negrophallus
#80 - triggathepirate (08/08/2013) [+] (20 replies)
User avatar #20 - tarekmig (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Something similar i did :
(How i met my friend which i had friendship with for 2 years )
>Darius Negrophallus says we can only build in town, and if we build outside Darius Negrophallus shouldn't see us
>Me Thinking of something good, Come up with camp idea
>Me was minecraft noob so i couldn't do anything, my friend helped me
>We built camp with tents and other things
>Someone tries to enter but he gets attacked from top of trees, (We were on top of trees for guests)
>We Mine a bigass hole in tents (Someone tried to loot our tents and fell in the holes)
>Darius Negrophallus still doesn't know any thing
User avatar #21 to #20 - tarekmig (08/07/2013) [-]
Again, another story :
>We're on a normal server, Not that big, but had alot of people ( I was with my other friend)
>Build underground base that no one knows
>Very hard to get there, Mines everywhere (Some times i stepped into some of them and died), And infront of mines there is grass placed, Hard to see, Holes digged into ground and i placed sand + cactus at the end of each hole (just for fun to check if that works)
>Players try to get there
>BOOM
>Go all the way up and replace the mines again, ( TNT + pressure plate )
>Base was built from iron : Base top and base shaft to underground plus all base walls
>After time i thought of a better idea, Placing arrows with pressure plate ( Arrows didn't go far enough to kill all stupid players)
>More people join my faction/clan
>Base is like area 51 everyone can't enter it without getting ****** up.
Good times when ************* tried to enter my hood.
#187 - akkere (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a long one, but I thought it was a pretty fun game.

>Playing Voltz server opened by friend of friend
>It's a war between two groups, one lead by aforementioned friend, one lead by guy who actually opened the server.
>The war ends up becoming more or less a cold war race to acquiring a nukes
>We set up a hidden base in a meadow surrounded by forest and other plains
>Set up dirt and grass to make it look like a hill
>It looks like a tumor
>Re-do it so it looks more believable
>Add roses
>Half hour goes by when we start getting to work on developing stuff
>Friend is nowhere to be found
>Found out he set up a Nether Portal and is on a mission to gather materials for a Wither
>Don't know what the **** a Wither is at that point; think it's ridiculous and a waste of time
>Couldn't possibly be better than nukes
>Reading up on Voltz versions and find out the version we're on doesn't actually have Uranium to produce nukes (fukken glitch)
>Other team was initially going on about how they already had a stack of uranium and ****
>Not sure what to do at this point; start making varied missiles.
#98 - solarisofcelestia (08/08/2013) [-]
Destruction!
Destruction!
#39 - rakando (08/08/2013) [-]
And that's why I quit Multiplayer.
#191 - evilwheatleycore (08/08/2013) [-]
>Playing Anarchy with friend   
>His douchebag little brother playing too   
>Friend and I go adventuring   
>Find two horses   
>Little brother whines he didn't get one   
>Gives up horse, have to find a new one   
>Fast forward an hour, in the nether now   
>See little brother building bridge to nether fort   
>						*******					.jpg   
>Push his ass into lava   
>He Rages over skype   
>Threatens to blow up our base   
>Does so   
>MFW I didn't build/live there
>Playing Anarchy with friend
>His douchebag little brother playing too
>Friend and I go adventuring
>Find two horses
>Little brother whines he didn't get one
>Gives up horse, have to find a new one
>Fast forward an hour, in the nether now
>See little brother building bridge to nether fort
> ******* .jpg
>Push his ass into lava
>He Rages over skype
>Threatens to blow up our base
>Does so
>MFW I didn't build/live there
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