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when i beat videogames, the disk usually breaks.

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#241 - septol (09/12/2013) [-]
good stff
User avatar #220 - Metallicock (08/08/2013) [-]
So wait, Morrowind is supposed to be impossible to beat?
#215 - lordnerevar (08/08/2013) [-]
********					 Morrowind! <3
******** Morrowind! <3
#214 - timesmath (08/08/2013) [-]
Little off topic, but holy **** , my dick is grinding its ******* teeth just thinking of the new Elder Scrolls Online game.



Aldmari Dominion master race is here. So all you human sympothizers can just go sucka Sload.
#239 to #214 - peanutbraddle (09/04/2013) [-]
You seem to know a lot about the Elder Scrolls series, what were the names of all the ES games?
User avatar #221 to #214 - nang ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
I cannot wait for this. At first I was very against it saying 'This is the opposite of what an Elder Scrolls game IS' but now I've seen a bit of it and read about it they seem to be pretty on top of it. I've had a change of heart and cannot WAIT!

Also, BOSMERS FTW! ELF ARCHERS ALL THE WAY!
#216 to #214 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
This mmo makes me sad because i liked playing elder scroll games for the story. Now to get to the good parts of the story I'm going to have to deal with an army of kids just to progress its going to suck
User avatar #217 to #216 - timesmath (08/08/2013) [-]
I like the challenge. I know its troublesome. But hey, if you hate playing with other people you can play single player. I personally can't wait though. I'm very socialable with video games, and find that mulitiple people (albeit at times it can be annoying) makes for funner gameplay.
User avatar #208 - ManInKilt (08/08/2013) [-]
I have saved your world from dragons, I should be allowed to take what I want from whoever I want
#206 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
#204 - foxbreath (08/08/2013) [-]
-crouches with 100 sneak-    
You can't hide from me! -Walks off in a random direction-
-crouches with 100 sneak-
You can't hide from me! -Walks off in a random direction-
#167 - Chitzu (08/08/2013) [-]
Every time a guard in Skyrim says "Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll?" I just have to save my game and calmly stab him in the pooper.

Did you not just see me kill a dragon and absorb his soul or what?

Did you not just see me do that?
#201 to #167 - Tekchanei (08/08/2013) [-]
I feel like they are just so oblivious

pic semi-related
#200 to #167 - thestolensweetrole (08/08/2013) [-]
"Let me guess..... someone stole your sweet roll?"
#190 to #167 - megamind (08/08/2013) [-]
"do you get to the cloud district often? oh, what am i saying of course you dont"

mfw i saved the known world just to come back and hear this nonsense
User avatar #210 to #190 - jumytime (08/08/2013) [-]
I went to his house and ******** the ****** in his sleep.
User avatar #166 - skaffanl (08/08/2013) [-]
Ah Morrowind was such a good game. In my opinion Morrowind will always be better than Oblivion and Olivion will always be better than Skyrim. I just find the diversity in armor and spells more interesting. Even choosing a class felt just better. But I can't wait for The Elder Scrolls: Online though.
User avatar #174 to #166 - nidhugg (08/08/2013) [-]
I've heard the Elder Scrolls Online is just Skyrim online
User avatar #185 to #174 - dontdeletemyuser (08/08/2013) [-]
i heard elder scrolls online happens 1000 years before the events of skyrim.
User avatar #186 to #185 - nidhugg (08/08/2013) [-]
It does. But I think it's going to be like Skyrim gameplay wise
User avatar #184 to #174 - derpomancy (08/08/2013) [-]
that's a good thing though, I mean the big fear was that it'd just be another typical wow clone MMORPG with TES slapped onto it.
#176 to #174 - skaffanl (08/08/2013) [-]
NUUUUUUUU! I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE WITH CLASSES AND 						****					!
NUUUUUUUU! I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE WITH CLASSES AND **** !
#240 to #176 - peanutbraddle (09/04/2013) [-]
Here, watch this. The Elder Scrolls Online Gameplay - QuakeCon 2013
User avatar #177 to #176 - nidhugg (08/08/2013) [-]
It's just what I've heard. It may be false
User avatar #179 to #177 - skaffanl (08/08/2013) [-]
I really hope so..
User avatar #183 to #179 - nidhugg (08/08/2013) [-]
You could always look up the gameplay on youtube
#164 - unoletmehavename (08/08/2013) [-]
I once played morowind when i was little.i had no idea where to go what to do i sucked at fighting so i was just running away,beating only crabs,rats and some worm like creatures.But i still had fun.
#162 - nITE (08/08/2013) [-]
Anyone else found the Skyrim crossbow needed? I dont know but something about the crossbow in the Skyrim world was something that I am glad they put in it... didnt like it when it was for DLC.. and I had to wait for the DLC to be added to the computer pissed me off pretty well... but at least TF2 had me occupied   
   
   
Also something about Auriel's Shield reminds me of the Mirror Shield for Ocarina of Time.... (Which I thought should have been used more not just 3 areas in the game)
Anyone else found the Skyrim crossbow needed? I dont know but something about the crossbow in the Skyrim world was something that I am glad they put in it... didnt like it when it was for DLC.. and I had to wait for the DLC to be added to the computer pissed me off pretty well... but at least TF2 had me occupied


Also something about Auriel's Shield reminds me of the Mirror Shield for Ocarina of Time.... (Which I thought should have been used more not just 3 areas in the game)
User avatar #211 to #162 - jumytime (08/08/2013) [-]
Auriel's shield is the shield is the shield for you if you don't wanna go through the main story to get Fus Ro Dah
User avatar #224 to #211 - nITE (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh I know that Auriel Shield blown Spellbreaker out of the water cause I can absorb magic (Like in Ocarina of time) and when I am ready I blow the magic (Like in Ocarina of Time boss fight and penis joke) and just ******* destroy them
User avatar #229 to #224 - jumytime (08/08/2013) [-]
It's good for low level bandits at cliffs. Just absorb attacks and then BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
#161 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
Elder Scrolls content the past few days has pleased me greatly..
User avatar #165 to #161 - ShadNineteen (08/08/2013) [-]
I'd imagine, with a name like that.


I always got pissed that those never dropped daedric armor
#169 to #165 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
Probably because we be cooking up in the kitchen
#168 to #165 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
I thought the higher level Dremora did start dropping Daedric stuff...
User avatar #170 to #168 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
They do, but it's totally random.
#171 to #170 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
True. I used to use the Conjured armor glitch.
#172 to #171 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
My character would go invisible with that glitch. Everyone could see me, it was just a texture error
My character would go invisible with that glitch. Everyone could see me, it was just a texture error
#173 to #172 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
Well... Fuuck. It always worked for me. level ten with full daedric. Feltgoodman.
User avatar #191 to #173 - thelordofrepost (08/08/2013) [-]
It sucked when I realized only the cuirass and pants counted as heavy armor though.
#192 to #191 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
I was way too ******* confused when I found that out.
User avatar #194 to #192 - thelordofrepost (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, It was so annoying for me because I had sold all of the rest of my armor to so I was running around with my face, hands, and feet exposed with daedric armor on the rest of me.
#180 to #173 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
Damn, awesome.
#181 to #180 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
IT was glorious, my friend. Then with the duplication glitch and the chameleon glitch... I was unstoppable.
User avatar #188 to #181 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
Ah the dupe glitch, seems so long ago. I remember the arrow one before that was patched and now the one with the scrolls. Good times indeed.
#189 to #188 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
I think I may bust out the ol' Oblivion tomorrow. All this nostalgia is getting to me.
User avatar #196 to #189 - DremoraValkynaz (08/08/2013) [-]
Excellent choice sir, excellent choice indeed.

Enjoy it!
#197 to #196 - caecus (08/08/2013) [-]
I shall, thank you very much, my good man.
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User avatar #146 - blackwargreymon (08/08/2013) [-]
Nearly as legendary as Sir Bearington.
#142 - bds (08/08/2013) [-]
I guess its time to play Morrowind again
#106 - aglet (08/08/2013) [-]
last anyfur once, The thepost. Became I knew where
Iwas orientation 100 demongots
User avatar #82 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
So, I have a question, I have trouble playing older games, and I started on Oblivion so I never got to play Morrowind.
Now, before you ask, I just know I have trouble playing games like Doom and Fallout or GTA 1 an 2. Not that they aren't great games, but I just can't seem to find enjoyment from these old games, allot of which have controls that seem random.
So, My question is, should I get and play Morrowind? How will I be able to enjoy the story If I might now be able to enjoy the gameplay?
User avatar #195 to #82 - thelordofrepost (08/08/2013) [-]
I wanna point out that morrowind combat is on a dice roll system but morroblivion is not.
User avatar #107 to #82 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Get it + Morroblivion. It's Morrowind on Oblivion graphics engine. It can be a BEYETCH to install but it is totally worth it. Trust me bro
User avatar #110 to #107 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Is Marrowind required for Maroblivian?
How it a Bitch to install
And can it be done over Steam?
User avatar #115 to #110 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Mooroblivion is a user-developed mod to bring the Oblivion graphics to the Morrowind story. It was a bitch for me to install because I knew nothing about installing games and was so scared of screwing up that I got scared by the instructions. I don't think it can be automatically installed through Steam, but I believe you can do it if you have a Steam copy of Morrowind and Oblivion. Or maybe you only need one. I forget. I DO remember that going through Morrowind was EPIC with Oblivions graphics. Totally worth it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Link?
User avatar #117 to #116 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Literally the FIRST link when you Google it XD
User avatar #121 to #117 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Its not even in full release yet.
User avatar #123 to #121 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Uhhhh. Yeah it is. I know it is because I played through Morrowind on it. Skywind is the one that isn't totally full.
User avatar #126 to #123 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, It specifically says its still in beta, but as good as its going got I suppose.
The only problem, I'll need either Wyre, which I can't stand, or OMM, which I have never been able to get any Mod manager to work, for Bethesda games or otherwise.
I think I'll just wait for Skywind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Hmmmm/ I don't believe OMM ever gave me any issues. Do you run Vista?
User avatar #128 to #127 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
No, 7. But Mod Managers have just never worked for me. Even when I use Fallout 3 and move it outside of my programs folder it still actively refuses to work.
User avatar #129 to #128 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Well. The only thing I can think of offhand is a compatibility error between the type of Windows 7 you have and the version of OMM you had. For example, perhaps you were running a 32 bit version on a 64 bit machine?

At elast try it one more time, dude. If it doesn't work, then that sucks, and yeah, wait for Skywind. But if it does, you'll get one of the best experiences of your gaming life!
User avatar #130 to #129 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
By any I mean any mod manager I have ever tried to use. Ones for Fallout, Oblivion, FTL, Ect... My computer hates them.
User avatar #131 to #130 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh. Well now that is an issue. Now I know this, as an end-user, will frustrate the ever-loving **** out of you, but as a technician I have to ask this question:

Are you POSITIVE you were running those programs as an Darius Negrophallusistrator? Cuz I'm pretty sure they have to be running as an Darius Negrophallus to work.
#235 to #131 - frustrate (08/09/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #237 to #235 - therealpokemon (08/09/2013) [-]
No. Get the **** back in your attic. Nobody loves you.
User avatar #135 to #131 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
If that was my problem I would have solved it a long ass time ago. I've gone as far to remove any and all Addy requirements from my computer and still nothing (except for my computer getting ****** over by the little virus from Luna game. Apparently no one ever thought it needed any more nerfing then restricted privileges....)
User avatar #137 to #135 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Ok, well, worth a shot. Either way, good luck to you, and buy Morrowind. Or DL it. Doesn't really matter.
User avatar #138 to #137 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
TO PIRATE BAY!
User avatar #139 to #138 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha that's where I went after my frist reply to you... so I could re-DL Oblivion XD
User avatar #143 to #139 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Update, I just recently did a botched clean sweep of my Fallout 3 to start all over Vanille, and after moving in out of my programs folder again Fomm seems to be willing to work, Granite I'm using the still barbaric method of putting things straight in the Data folder, but I can't seem to find where Fomm is, so oh well.
User avatar #132 to #131 - therealpokemon (08/08/2013) [-]
GOD DAMMIT AD MIN.
#101 to #82 - cokemule (08/08/2013) [-]
So just thought you could use some more input. 4 years ago I had beaten Oblivion for some time and wanted a similar experience with a new story (like you I am assuming) my buddy gave me morrowind for free   
&gt;I'msuperpumped.jpg (I felt that must be known, that I was excited about it)   
I tried it....and I could not do it. The graphics IMO!!! are just too horrible to be played happily now-a-days. And I thought this 4 years ago, when graphics were nothing close to what they are now. Also the game-play is MUCH more difficult. It isn't like oblivion skyrim or fallout3/new vegas. They give you a quest and you literally search the vast world for it looking for landmarks that they hinted at. Good luck in you choice, just felt you should hear both sides of this.   
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So just thought you could use some more input. 4 years ago I had beaten Oblivion for some time and wanted a similar experience with a new story (like you I am assuming) my buddy gave me morrowind for free
>I'msuperpumped.jpg (I felt that must be known, that I was excited about it)
I tried it....and I could not do it. The graphics IMO!!! are just too horrible to be played happily now-a-days. And I thought this 4 years ago, when graphics were nothing close to what they are now. Also the game-play is MUCH more difficult. It isn't like oblivion skyrim or fallout3/new vegas. They give you a quest and you literally search the vast world for it looking for landmarks that they hinted at. Good luck in you choice, just felt you should hear both sides of this.
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User avatar #122 to #101 - thempc ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
is this gif totally ****** up and glitchy for anyone else
#223 to #122 - cokemule (08/08/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA that's the point bro xD   
weren't expecting it were you?
HAHAHAHAHA that's the point bro xD
weren't expecting it were you?
User avatar #178 to #122 - catburglarpenis (08/08/2013) [-]
It is to catburglarpenis.
User avatar #99 to #82 - dicedfruit (08/08/2013) [-]
i enjoyed morrowind, the only thing that bugged me was the combat, i don't know how other people feel about it but in early levels its so god damn clunky and retarded, you can end up trying to wack a ******* rat for 5 minutes. a rat that dies in 1 or 2 blows
#88 to #82 - Greevon (08/08/2013) [-]
Morrowind is very much in the same vein of Oblivion and Skyrim. In fact, all the Elder Scrolls games are very relevant to the series overall.

In short, get Morrowind. It's cheap, it's fun, there are spears in it and many more ways to mix and match armor and PLENTY of ways to break the game in ridiculous ways. (I remember my older brother once trained his acrobatics skill so high that he would jump and it would take five minutes in real life for him to land.)

Morrowind is special in that the graphics are dated, but you can still play it without going "holy crap, what year am I living in?"

If you really don't want to buy it, just enjoy the story by reading some of the wiki pages on elder scrolls wiki, or find a let's play that you like. I'm sure there are some good ones out there.
User avatar #90 to #88 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
How is the mod community for it?
User avatar #91 to #90 - Greevon (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if it's still alive, it certainly was thriving in it's day, but I'm sure you can wander the abandoned halls of ancient modding communities and search for treasure and overhaul mods.
#86 to #82 - palindromia ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
You should. There are a lot of things in Morrowind the other games left out for some ******* reason. One of greatest things in Morrowind was being able to create your own spell as long as you had the money and magicka for them. With enough dough, you could be launching nukes from your hands. Also the mark and call spells are ******* tits. I recommend it. By the way, get the acrobatics and athletics skills as major skills. Just trust me.
User avatar #89 to #86 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, you can craft spells in Oblivion easily as well. And I would assume you mean to up those skill because of the fact that Morrowind has no fast travel feature?
User avatar #92 to #89 - Greevon (08/08/2013) [-]
They have fast travel. That big bug thing I posted a picture of is their version of fast travel. It's like the carriages in Skyrim.
User avatar #93 to #92 - zomaru (08/08/2013) [-]
Sure, but they hardly count if you wonder in the middle of nowhere and want to get back quickly.
User avatar #98 to #93 - Greevon (08/08/2013) [-]
That's true, but finding yourself in the middle of nowhere was part of the experience. That's where all the best interesting things happen. Really, that's a quirk that might actually be a game breaker for someone who is used to having fast travel in everything, but hopefully not.

As for spellcrafting, the difference is astounding. Spellcrafting in Oblivion is like an easy bake oven compared to the full industrial kitchen of Morrowind.
User avatar #102 to #98 - vatra (08/08/2013) [-]
Even so, I managed to make a spell combo in oblivion that broke the game and pretty much set my gaming style for skyrim. First I paralyzed the enemy. Then I would aim under them and shoot a fire ball, only this fireball was close to 50 feet across after it hits something, started out normal sized. This causes the enemy to join the Tamriel space exploration program. For some reason being paralyzed would cause them to fly like ten times as high. Everything died a falling death.
User avatar #105 to #102 - Greevon (08/08/2013) [-]
Hah.
User avatar #109 to #105 - vatra (08/08/2013) [-]
The only issue with that combo was if you used it with anyone near by, they got hit by the expansion of the fireball and then you had to fight them too, granted, all that got them was a ticket on the next rocket, but still.
User avatar #74 - tombombadil (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't think I can love an elder scrolls game the way I loved Morrowind. It had little hiccups and quirks in the gameplay, but the overall experience of it is just amazing. The game felt a lot more complete and immersive to me than Skyrim or Oblivion, though I had my fun playing both of them. I just couldn't keep coming back to those two the way I did with Morrowind. There was just so much freedom once you got a handle on things. It may take a lot of playing, but I'd daresay there almost isn't anything you CAN'T do in that game without a little creativity.
User avatar #75 to #74 - tombombadil (08/08/2013) [-]
*with a little creativity
#64 - iamphoenix (08/08/2013) [-]
What's the point of video games if you can't savagely break them?
User avatar #61 - miketheemo (08/08/2013) [-]
Dear God i love morrowind, NWAAAHHHHHHHH!
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