min/maxing to the extreme.. when i beat videogames, the disk usually breaks.. morrowwind
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#2 - redblueyellow
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(08/07/2013) [-]
#4 to #2 - thebawsofyou
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#11 to #4 - brokentrucker ONLINE
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Sukken faved
#26 to #11 - facetiousrunner
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Comment Picture
#54 to #26 - kandazz
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#96 to #2 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I don't want to seem retarded, but I am actually still trying to figure out if this is a screenshot or a cosplay... sorry if that's a stupid debate...
#111 to #96 - thundagawd
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(08/08/2013) [-]
It's an actual cosplay, the armor was made VIA papercraft, notice how the surface is made up of hundreds of tiny triangles.
#156 to #111 - deadrifler
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(08/08/2013) [-]
That looks incredible good for papercraft.
#1 - feolthenos
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(08/07/2013) [-]
That's pretty chuck norris of you man.
#182 to #1 - blaazen
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Why did this guy get thumbed down so hard? XD
#85 to #1 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(08/08/2013) [-]
i can tell you were just making a joke referring to the fact that this post is as old as time
too bad it was lost on so many people
#94 to #85 - feolthenos
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, seems that only the young'uns visit FJ anymore. Though I only made an account recently, I remember so far back as to when FJ had a yellow background. At least, I think that was FJ... >.>
#104 to #94 - nickypickle
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(08/08/2013) [-]
young'uns
">.>"
still jokes about chuck norris

I think you may have hit something there son
#108 to #104 - feolthenos
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(08/08/2013) [-]
GIT OFF MAH COMMENTS Y' WHIPPER SNAPPER!
#95 to #94 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(08/08/2013) [-]
oh yeah back then there wasnt even such thing as a meme
it was just pictures of cute and funny cats and videos of people doing stupid things on bicycles
and the ever famous end of ze world animated short
#159 to #95 - electrosaur
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(08/08/2013) [-]
and Fat Ben, dont forget those days
#97 to #95 - feolthenos
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Those were the days, none of this Darius Negrophallus buisiness, it was just amusing things and cute cats.
#39 to #1 - missrainbowdash
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(08/08/2013) [-]
did chuck norris murder a granny or something? why do people beat anyone who mentions him down so hard.
#77 to #39 - tombombadil
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(08/08/2013) [-]
He just got overused. Nothing can be badass without being related to him, and it gets really old.
#212 to #77 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
but to get so butthurt over it, that takes something special
#145 to #77 - undeadwill
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Unlike the old timey macho man meme?
#205 to #145 - rieskimo
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Overly Manly Man has been a popular meme for about a year.

This Chuck Norris **** has been around since 2005.
#232 to #205 - undeadwill
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Till the same joke.
#103 to #39 - nickypickle
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Been there, done that. Trend of the "o **** chuck norrus lvl" died around 1, maybe 2 years ago.
#13 to #1 - chaosnazo
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#38 to #13 - chiselbit
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Why is foamy the squirrel in that picture?
#41 to #38 - chaosnazo
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I do not know
I do not know
#42 to #41 - chiselbit
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Well thanks for replying anyway.
#100 to #13 - vivapinatapro
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Is that Olivia Munn with the chat bubble?
#31 - moggz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
morrowind the best elderscrolls. Daggerfall. arena. Oblivion. and skyrim at least in my oppinion was the worst.
#34 to #31 - bluenapalm
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Dude, its because they dumbed down the game so hard is why its bad, you remember in morrowind... the good old days when you could find a scroll on a dead body... that would let you jump into space, literally jump ACROSS the entire continent only to splatter against the ground...
#69 to #34 - xtremedeath
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(08/08/2013) [-]
u can still visit space in skyrim. just find a giant
#68 to #34 - firestarian
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I ******* remember that ****, good times.
#213 to #34 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Perhaps if you removed your nostalgia goggles you would see that the later Elder scrolls releases aren't dumbed down at all and are necessary steps forward in immersion.

Some popular points that people say are "appealing to casuals".

Important NPC's can't die. Well in Skyrim and Oblivion these are very necessary features, especially in Skyrim. With the random dragon encounters from the sky, and NPC random brawls it would suck to have Balgruuf randomly die by your companion all because you accidentally shouted his kid.

I'd rather not be denied possible quests all because an important NPC had a pathing error that caused their death.

Yada yada yada I'm just copy/pasting points from here so watch this video for more info on how that statement is total unadulterated ********.
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#222 to #213 - moggz
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Here is a simple fact. Morrowind has the most stuff to do out of all the games. Has a seemingly larger game world. More weapons different spells and a much more creative crafting system. Every where you went was an adventure. This isn't nostalgia goggles. because i can still play morrowind and have fun. And skyrim ruined that adventure feel that the game series brought. There is less spells and less weapons overall. less items and the potions only seem usefull for a quick boost of hp and mana. Morrowind was a grand adventure of a game while skyrim was pretty much a linear game with afew side quests to kill time. it feels like it was built for people with adhd. It ended right when people with short attention spans would get bored of it. in just a few hours.
#209 to #34 - nosurprise
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Got that in Skyrim too though
#202 to #34 - randomnab
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Ive never actually played morrowind but your statement made me curious. What's this scroll called?
#199 to #34 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
it is quicktravel around the sea you ******** you can jump into 1 meter deep water to survive it -.-
#133 to #34 - aussieftw ONLINE
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He had two scrolls, you're meant to red the other one just before you hit the ground and you take no damage
#134 to #133 - aussieftw ONLINE
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(08/08/2013) [-]
read*
#125 to #34 - demoraler
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure there was a spell to do that, too.
#148 to #125 - darkjustifier
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(08/08/2013) [-]
jump
#147 to #34 - nunuman
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Imagine how many characters that scroll has killed? Also there are some mods to undumb Skyrim. And give it more of an oblivion/morrowind feel, i for one cannot play without those mods.
#29 - whycanticaps
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I could never get into morrowind because I had no idea if there were quests or anything

I'd just walk around aimlessly, talk to some random people, loot crates for random weapons. I could never find missions, or a main plot line
#33 to #29 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
You must not have read the dialogue.
#44 to #29 - captcrunch
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yeah, you really had to pay attention to the dialogue but even then if you took time away from the game and forgot what you did last using the journal could not be really useful because it would have all quest info mixed depending how the time it was updated.
#46 to #44 - whycanticaps
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I probably had quests, they just got buried in the journal under all sorts of misc. things
#47 to #46 - captcrunch
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I had the same problem that was the only thing that turned me off from morrowind. if someone has a mod out there to help the journal that would be nice.
#49 to #47 - whycanticaps
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I did love the vast assortment of stuff you could have on your character

Polearms, different pieces of armor for each part of your body, throwing weapons, insane spell customization and alchemy
#50 to #49 - captcrunch
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(08/08/2013) [-]
it did give it more freedom
#175 to #29 - soupermann
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I couldn't even find Fargoth to return his ring in one of the first missions. That name continues to torment me to this day.

I probably killed him when I massacred the whole town...
#150 to #29 - nunuman
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(08/08/2013) [-]
This happened for me to, but hey i was like 10 years old and haven't even had english in my school. But i still enjoyed the game (killing stuff is always fun!). Then later i have done a replay due to the amazing work of morroblivion.com. Seriusly check it out!
#53 to #29 - yologdog
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Just open the journal and look at the bottom of the left-hand page. There should be two options: quests and topics. Click on quests and the right-hand page will show you an alphabetical list. It default to the active quests only, but you can toggle it to show all quests; the completed quests will be grayed out.
Click on the quest name to see all the relevant journal entries for that quest.

There ARE a few quests that don't show up in the list, but not many.

im on my 10th swig of vodkabuttershot so i just copid and pasted form a forum. sorrry
#40 - destaice
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Nerevarine vs Dovahkiin
#65 to #40 - iamphoenix
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I'm going for Nerevarine. He/she is practically a god by the time you finish Morrowind and its expansions.
#79 to #65 - PVTDickStryker
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(08/08/2013) [-]
But dont forget, a dragonborn rose to legitimate godship...
#87 to #79 - iamphoenix
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Not the Skyrim main player Dovahkiin, though. The Nerevarine is, as anon pointed out, a demi-god as powerful as any members of the tribunal. ***** crazy powerful.
#118 to #87 - kingrayne
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It seriously depends on a lot of things, say the Dovahkiin uses the Soul Tear shout. Then the neveravine would either be dead or seriously wounded.
#119 to #118 - iamphoenix
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(08/08/2013) [-]
It really does. After killing Almalexia (and taking hopesfire) and Hircine, you're pretty ******* powerful with the loot they give you.
#120 to #119 - kingrayne
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Also, the Neveravine can't permanently kill a dragon, so Odahviing or the dragon from the Soul realm could seriously help the Dovahkiin
#233 to #120 - iamphoenix
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(08/09/2013) [-]
Without a dragon, though, it's hard to say who would **** up who. Neither of them would win easily.
#234 to #233 - kingrayne
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To be fair, we never know what happens to the Dovahkiin after the events of Skyrim. Its entirely possible he ascended to godhood as well, but we wont know until TESVI
#73 to #65 - anon
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Isn't the Nerevarine literally a demi-god?
#80 to #73 - zomaru
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And the Dragonborn is basically the Avatar of Akatosh.
#113 to #80 - hydraetis
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Just needs to learn earth-bending.
#114 to #113 - zomaru
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(08/08/2013) [-]
He can Ride a dragon, I think the earth is, Literally and metaphorically, Beneath him.
#81 to #40 - strangemoo
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(08/08/2013) [-]
It all depends on how far in each of them has gotten. Say the Dovahkiin is in full Dragon bone armor with Daedric weapons? That changes everything.
#144 to #40 - anon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
What if the Nerevarine IS the Dovahkiin
#154 to #40 - nejmles
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Nerevarine. Because Dovahkiin can train only 5 skills per level
#160 to #40 - analpancakes
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(08/08/2013) [-]
tgm
#163 to #40 - lankyman
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(08/08/2013) [-]
The Nerevarine would not dress up as a Indoril ordinator, seeing as how the Tribunal Temple betayed him after Nerevar died (plus the Tribunal triumphant are flawed, power hungry and nasty)

#203 to #40 - tonyxx
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Since there is proof that the Dovahkiin may actually be the reincarnation of Tiber Septim, the choice is easy.
#226 to #203 - tombombadil
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Nerevarine is the reincarnation of one of the original war gods. So the playing field is pretty level.
#72 to #40 - tombombadil
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My bet is on Nerevarine. The equipment and training at his/her disposal is greater than that of the Dovahkiin's, not to mention that there's no way the dragonborn's first shout is going to take him out. It might help, but I think that given his combat experience, Nerevarine would be able to dodge/recover from it with relative ease. That being said, it would definitely be one one of the hardest fights he was ever in. The Dovahkiin is nothing to sneeze at, and he does become an adept fighter after all of that dragon hunting (I would mention the other stuff he can gain, but that's not canon to the main quest).
#25 - zorororonoa
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I bet the Cliff Racers still ****** you up though.
#43 to #25 - yoloswaggins
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(08/08/2013) [-]
As a child playing morrowind, those things scared me ******** when going off road climbing mountains.
#35 - budbrown
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(08/08/2013) [-]
my goodness, 2005 and oblivion was just coming out.
where has the time gone?
#167 - Chitzu
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Every time a guard in Skyrim says "Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll?" I just have to save my game and calmly stab him in the pooper.

Did you not just see me kill a dragon and absorb his soul or what?

Did you not just see me do that?
#200 to #167 - thestolensweetrole
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(08/08/2013) [-]
"Let me guess..... someone stole your sweet roll?"
#201 to #167 - Tekchanei
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I feel like they are just so oblivious

pic semi-related
#190 to #167 - megamind
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(08/08/2013) [-]
"do you get to the cloud district often? oh, what am i saying of course you dont"

mfw i saved the known world just to come back and hear this nonsense
#210 to #190 - jumytime
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I went to his house and murdered the ****** in his sleep.
#204 - foxbreath
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(08/08/2013) [-]
-crouches with 100 sneak-    
You can't hide from me! -Walks off in a random direction-
-crouches with 100 sneak-
You can't hide from me! -Walks off in a random direction-
#45 - cobaltlumi
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(08/08/2013) [-]
My brother recommended Oblivion to me a couple years ago:

I spend 20-30 minutes and make a character, then decided I didnt like it and start over. An hour and a half later, I finish making a new character and get through the tutorial cave with the king or whatever.
I get out and have no idea what to do
I wander... and wander. I come across an Oblivion gate. I thought this was what I was supposed to do first, you know? The main story or whatever? Go in.
Die
Die
Die
Give up, decide to play later.

Never started again. So tell me, is it really fun to do (correctly) and what DO you do first?
#66 to #45 - billymogo
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(08/08/2013) [-]
GRIND GRIND GRIND, and did i mention grind?
#70 to #45 - royalwerewolf
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(08/08/2013) [-]
my brother managed to make his character completely invisible
and had bows that one shoted everything in spectacular manner
it wasn't fair
it was fun as **** to watch though
seeing a wolf soar into the sky, sent by a column of fire created by a bow
and then crash back down with a loud thump 5 seconds later
#136 to #70 - holycrapimacupcake
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(08/08/2013) [-]
I had a warhammer that I had enchanted so much that I git some poor bastard outside The Imperial city and found him later in Anvil, stuck in a tree.
#140 to #136 - royalwerewolf
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(08/08/2013) [-]
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son
#141 to #140 - holycrapimacupcake
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(08/08/2013) [-]
When I saw him I started laughing uncontrollably.
#71 to #45 - silverhellion
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(08/08/2013) [-]
oblivion is the ****. all i can honestly say is, unlike skyrim, alchemy is your friend.   
   
max that **** out and you can make healing pots from a single friggin reagent.
oblivion is the ****. all i can honestly say is, unlike skyrim, alchemy is your friend.

max that **** out and you can make healing pots from a single friggin reagent.
#51 to #45 - mrtwilightsparkle
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Objection! Oblivion gates don't appear until after you close the Kvatch gate.
#63 to #51 - gildemoono
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Maybe it WAS the Kvatch gate.
#52 to #51 - cobaltlumi
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(08/08/2013) [-]
It was a fiery red gate that people were unhappy about
Supposed I just assumed, lol.
#112 to #45 - therealpokemon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
YES. ****. YES. Oblivion did things for me that no other game could (don't say one God damn word about that sentence or I'll post ponies, bitch). It was immersive, fun, and oh my God was it intense at times. Skyrim was great, but it failed to hold my attention like Oblivion did. God dammit, now I have to go replay Oblivion.
#158 to #112 - onlyanonymous
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(08/08/2013) [-]
i bet it was a pleasurable experiance
#225 to #158 - therealpokemon
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(08/08/2013) [-]
You forced my hand.
#228 to #225 - onlyanonymous
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(08/08/2013) [-]
jokes on you
jokes on you
#55 to #45 - presentdent
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Yes, it is incredibly fun. In addition, there is a complete overhaul mod for Oblivion called "Morroblivion" which lets you play Morrowind with Oblivion graphics and the quest help from Oblivion, as well as the combat mechanics. (they're currently working on 'Skywind', the skyrim-morrowind conversion).

At any rate, the first thing you do once you leave the sewers is you go to this place called 'Weynon Priory.' If you look at the compass (the line with all of the symbols on your UI), you'll see a red or green arrow, indicating the direction you need to go. If you want to skip all the exploring en route, you could also just open up your map, click Weynon Priory, and fast travel there.

You're welcome!
#57 to #55 - cobaltlumi
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro. I think I might go ahead and play it. :3
Thanks, bro. I think I might go ahead and play it. :3
#59 to #57 - presentdent
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Without spoiling too much, it leads you to a big ass conspiracy, samurai monks, demon overlords (who you can choose to work for) and a **** TON of side quests. In addition to the main quests and random favors for NPCs, there are also four guild side-stories -- The Fighter's guild (mercenaries), the Mage's guild (packed with intrigue and necromancy), the Dark Brotherhood (Assassins), and the Thieves Guild (the most fun, in my opinion)
#62 to #59 - breakalego
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(08/08/2013) [-]
You forget to mention Oblivion has well over 200 hours of gameplay.
#157 to #55 - deadrifler
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Thank you for reminding me of that mod.
#151 to #55 - nunuman
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(08/08/2013) [-]
Morroblivion is the greatest thing i've discovered in ages. That first time seeing the good old Morrowind landscapes again, oh god was it amazing!