We should scrap metric and imperial. i used to sit by a river and scream at the old puerto rican couple across so i could fight them. i had a sword, but they ha
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We should scrap metric and imperial

i used to sit by a river and scream at the old puerto rican couple across so i could fight them. i had a sword, but they had a beards so i was no match for this black magic literally sometimes i curl up on the floor and pretend to be a pube omg i wish i was made out of bread because i could eat myself and die and end up in another dimension where everybody has dicks for legs and they have to be erect in oder for them to walk, otherwise they kinda flop around like fish. i could eventually bring a friend back from said dimension and put him though public school education and everyone would call him "danny dick-legs" lol

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One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to ddr" 1 Mi human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman' s achievements amount to 36 micrometre's.
The true utility ofthe hitler as an unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 5. 3 million us dollar's ). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41 ,400, 000, 000, 000 dollars. (-41 Eurodollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in EDIE the market lest ? trillian dallars in l day, roughly equivalent to 29 millilitre's. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be
called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you ever to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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holy shit, educated on my IN?
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User avatar #12 - snup (08/07/2013) [-]
6*106 must be wrong, along with 6^106.. I assume he means 6*10^6, which is 6 million.
User avatar #1 - sploilerman (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I gave you a thumb for the description. It was full of win.
#19 - coolchalkyxxx (08/07/2013) [-]
That description...
User avatar #6 - iloveburzum (08/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I thumbed you up for the best 4chan content i've seen in a while.
Then changed my mind and thumbed you down for the description.

Also i'm sceptical about the deleted comments.

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokkodellrrisch (08/07/2013) [-]
4chan posts are never OC.
#22 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The basic assumption is wrong: Hitler killed 15 mil, not 6 u fucking jewfag. Seriously does this not indicate to anyone that he was right and that there is a jewish conspiracy whether or not intended in the tinfoilhat-cloakanddagger style we crave and anticipate; but in the sense of a 1984 re-writing of history and historical proportions just like with the fucking bible and shit. bastards are indoctrinating a world of only jewfag loving/sympathizing admins. Hello!!!! 30 mil died due to forced starvation in Bengal. Think about that .
#25 to #22 - generalwatergate (12/02/2013) [-]
i think the highest estimate is 26 mil

there is 1 person worse than hitler: josef stalin (60 mil)
#21 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
will this become a thing i really hope it does
User avatar #14 - douevensax (08/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Was that desc. from a Filthy Frank video?
User avatar #13 - spyisspy (08/07/2013) [-]
we could use this
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#3 - ketiw Comment deleted by kokkodellrrisch [+] (3 replies)
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