Drunk man. Sometimes i like to eat computer parts so i can gain their powers. Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialre to the rescue
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Drunk man. Sometimes i like to eat computer parts so i can gain their powers. Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialre

Sometimes i like to eat computer parts so i can gain their powers

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Drunk cop stories haah
I got one
freshman in college
Merst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Meander down to a frat house
most up outside and pretend to be security
broothers let me and eventually leave
melting people for IDs for about an hour
awhole time drinking hard liquor
cops some up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them for IDs
We are the fucking oops. we are going to some in."
oi say "riddle me this_." then proceed to puke on one ofthem_
stagger back in shock
e run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
wee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
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Views: 16525 Submitted: 08/06/2013