Rumors. . Home 1’ All Caterpies ' pre . r & Parenting ' Atr) > Undecided ) Undecided Question Show me another B I Dumbest rumor you' heard about yourself? Halei
x
Click to expand

Rumors

Home 1’ All Caterpies ' pre . r & Parenting ' Atr) > Undecided )
Undecided Question Show me another B
I Dumbest rumor you' heard about yourself?
Haleigh _ -
1 week we ) Fa
in RE ‘vote for the ttji
Action Bar: 13 so' Interesting! _ Email ila we _
When Ewes in middle school people were saying that Io's home wheeled.
Even though i went to so heat
1 week we Fl Report Abuse
air If people rate: we as good r.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+990
Views: 49968
Favorited: 80
Submitted: 08/06/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to phanact submit to reddit

Comments(214):

[ 214 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #14 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
Everyone in my primary school, year 4-5 (don't quite remember) thought that I could read, and control their minds just because this one time this girl sneezed and someone happened to notice me look at her just before she sneezed. After that, whenever I passed anyone in the corridor they looked down and closed their eyes really hard because apparently that was the only way of shielding themselves from my mind powers. I'm now leaving school and there is still about 3 people from my primary school that close their eyes really hard whenever they see me.
#29 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not significant enough to have people spread rumors about me.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
At least to my knowledge
I'm not significant enough to have people spread rumors about me.












At least to my knowledge
#122 to #29 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
hey how do i reply with images
User avatar #123 to #122 - fizzor (08/07/2013) [-]
You make an account.
#3 - habasparkz (08/06/2013) [-]
People thought I died once. There's a monument at my high school. Some kid just said I got hit by a bus and the whole ******* school believed it. I then proceeded to go to that high school next year. They did not remove the monument.
#136 to #3 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
I dont believe you
User avatar #181 to #3 - necrophyxia (08/07/2013) [-]
I remember you saying this the last time this was posted too, so I believe you
0
#185 to #3 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #84 to #3 - habasparkz (08/06/2013) [-]
To revisandbutthead, sonnyboii, bamsebjornen:
This I'm in collage now, and I had to move for said reason. If I can get a pic I will deliver.
#95 to #84 - myrtille (08/06/2013) [-]
what's it like being in a collage
User avatar #126 to #95 - habasparkz (08/07/2013) [-]
Well right now I'm attending Hudson Valley Community College in NY. And it's kinda like high school, but nobody gives a **** .
User avatar #204 to #84 - revisandbutthead (08/07/2013) [-]
Alright cool
User avatar #149 to #84 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
fukken deliver that baby
User avatar #92 to #84 - sonnyboii (08/06/2013) [-]
alright
User avatar #85 to #84 - habasparkz (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh and zehutit, sorry I forgot you...
#42 to #3 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude, how much did you get laid because of that?!
#57 to #3 - zehutit (08/06/2013) [-]
Pics pics pics
#87 to #3 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Pictures or else it's ******** .
#9 to #3 - prut (08/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #3 - revisandbutthead (08/06/2013) [-]
You best be a truther
#111 to #3 - zombiepipboy ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
unless you are dead and you are a ghost
unless you are dead and you are a ghost
User avatar #41 to #3 - sonnyboii (08/06/2013) [-]
pics or didant hapon
User avatar #16 to #3 - bamsebjornen (08/06/2013) [-]
PICS NYUGGAH! PICS!
#11 to #3 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Jpg. of the monument (and a picture of you) or it did not happen.
User avatar #2 - kevinipples (08/06/2013) [-]
freshman year there was a rumor i peed on my gf during sex, but we never had sex...
User avatar #19 to #2 - trollzoll (08/06/2013) [-]
Wich is worse?
User avatar #117 to #2 - xozonex (08/07/2013) [-]
When you have an erection, it becomes really difficult to pee. But that's not important right now.
#132 to #117 - ajjurgens ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
i do it every morning
User avatar #43 to #2 - prasopchai (08/06/2013) [-]
So you just pissed on her?
User avatar #34 to #2 - theavatarspupil (08/06/2013) [-]
A girl that I was phone sexing asked me if I had any fetishes, and I said "Nah, not really. Do you?" That was a bad question. She likes watersports, i.e., she wants to be peed on during sex....
#44 to #34 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
You just gotta do what a man's gotta do.
User avatar #201 to #44 - cresel (08/07/2013) [-]
dont do it r kelly did that once and he still is taking **** for it
#5 to #2 - cdlogan (08/06/2013) [-]
You never had a girlfriend, either.
You never had a girlfriend, either.
#58 to #5 - captainkrobin (08/06/2013) [-]
That's because he peed on her.
#65 to #5 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, definitely not after he peed on a girl
User avatar #17 - TarnRazor (08/06/2013) [-]
People were spreading a rumor that I was a closeted homosexual even though I was an out homosexual.
#56 - crunched (08/06/2013) [-]
There was a rumor going around that i was gay, just because i sucked a few dicks.
User avatar #129 to #56 - allhailshrek (08/07/2013) [-]
Overreaction much? i mean seriously. By that logic, just because a man ate some human flesh, that makes him a cannibal. Which, is total ******** . I would know, I'm a doctor.
User avatar #59 to #56 - skilletpanhead (08/06/2013) [-]
People these days, always assuming stuff.
#60 to #56 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#36 - RedJoker (08/06/2013) [-]
I was gone for a few days on a vacation and when i came back, everyone thought i got expelled for fapping to cp on the schools computers. They still think so now and that was three years ago... MFW
I was gone for a few days on a vacation and when i came back, everyone thought i got expelled for fapping to cp on the schools computers. They still think so now and that was three years ago... MFW
#216 to #36 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
they blocked club penguin at our school, lucky you
#166 to #36 - mrawesomeman (08/07/2013) [-]
Just how old is the boy in that gif? Where is your right hand?
User avatar #39 - paelaer (08/06/2013) [-]
When I was a freshman in high school, I tore a muscle in my back and went to school anyway. Halfway through the day, the pain became too unbearable, so I went to the nurse, called my mother for to come get me, and waited in the office. I spent two days away from school until my back didn't hurt as much and everyone seemed to think I got arrested on drug charges.
User avatar #200 to #39 - usernameluisdjlols (08/07/2013) [-]
i would had thought you were getting possessed
User avatar #6 - scoobi (08/06/2013) [-]
One time in middle school, someone said that I had the power to talk to ghosts.
So many people asked me to talk to their dead relatives and I was brought to cemetery's with classmates. I don't speak to ghosts. I've looked for some but never spoke to them.
User avatar #158 to #6 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
You should've charged them for it
User avatar #224 to #158 - scoobi (08/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah, I would have been rich
#24 - mrblueftw (08/06/2013) [-]
I missed a week and came back to somebody asking me if I really did shank that kid.
I missed a week and came back to somebody asking me if I really did shank that kid.
User avatar #221 to #24 - volcanicdiarrhea (08/07/2013) [-]
Just stare into their soul with a completely serious, angry face and say "Yes."
#10 - rfkilbuck (08/06/2013) [-]
there was a rumor going around that i once pushed a crippled kid down a flight of stairs...
0
#138 to #10 - arrowshock has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #10 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/06/2013) [-]
While in reality, it was someone with bone-itis.
+4
#15 to #10 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 to #10 - asked **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
In reality, it was TWO flights of stairs.
#134 - jamhamington (08/07/2013) [-]
a rumour once got spread within my college class that my sister is a lesbian... i don't even have a sister
#93 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
some above average girl (a weak 7/10) told everyone that I made out with her.... I asked her why she made that up and all she responded was with "I dunno I thought you where cute"
#155 to #93 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 - imonaboatman (08/06/2013) [-]
I went to a redneck school for a semester once, and the rumor was that I was gay. Why? Because I had hairy legs.   
   
   
That's seriously what they said.
I went to a redneck school for a semester once, and the rumor was that I was gay. Why? Because I had hairy legs.


That's seriously what they said.
User avatar #167 to #61 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
by that logic im straight and i have never been so unhappy about it
User avatar #168 to #167 - unhappy (08/07/2013) [-]
Why did you summon me you asshole?
User avatar #171 to #168 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
i need you to go through with the murder after all
User avatar #174 to #171 - unhappy (08/07/2013) [-]
**unhappy rolled user mrblueftw ** You mean this guy?
User avatar #176 to #174 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
yes he has gotten far too many thumbs recently he must be removed for the plan to work
User avatar #177 to #176 - unhappy (08/07/2013) [-]
Consider it done! Do you have any extra detals?
User avatar #178 to #177 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
just make sure to use the hose from the back
User avatar #179 to #178 - unhappy (08/07/2013) [-]
No problem. It'll be done by the morning.
User avatar #180 to #179 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
good you will be rewarded somewhat greatly for your actions just remeber if Admin or his pets phanact and op catch you in the act i will deny ever knowing you
User avatar #175 to #174 - wolfmango (08/07/2013) [-]
hold on let me check his profile
User avatar #68 to #61 - iftheshoefits (08/06/2013) [-]
they heard it from webMD
#62 to #61 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
By that logic, I am gay, too.

Let us make sweet, consensual love.
#67 to #64 - fizzor (08/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #79 to #62 - temporalguardian (08/06/2013) [-]
In middle school all the guys called me a hairy ape-fag because my body was maturing faster than theirs (slowly growing facial hair, leg hair, and arm pit hair) Strangely enough the GIRLS defended me saying that its perfectly normal and that they're the fags. woot.
#20 - leec (08/06/2013) [-]
Somebody told people that I was a Nazi and I go around kicking the 			****		 out of black people and have kicked the 			****		 out of the majority of black teens in my area. I'd never even go around my area at the time in general, 2 years later..it has passed onto the younger generation of kid..I'm becoming a 			*******		 tale. This isn't America where Neo-Nazi's are common more than here..I live in Dublin for 			****		 sake.    
   
MFW little kids walk by me now convinced I'm an actual Nazi who looks for black people
Somebody told people that I was a Nazi and I go around kicking the **** out of black people and have kicked the **** out of the majority of black teens in my area. I'd never even go around my area at the time in general, 2 years later..it has passed onto the younger generation of kid..I'm becoming a ******* tale. This isn't America where Neo-Nazi's are common more than here..I live in Dublin for **** sake.

MFW little kids walk by me now convinced I'm an actual Nazi who looks for black people
User avatar #23 - allhailshrek (08/06/2013) [-]
Back in middle school people though I was a huge drug addict because I was one of the poorer kids at the school, and my mom was a huge smoker.

I've never drunk any kind of alcohol or done any kind of drug.

Now they're all drug addicts and I frequent Funnyjunk.
Which is worse?
User avatar #133 to #23 - allhailshrek (08/07/2013) [-]
*thought

I'm such an autist.
#156 to #133 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
'auitst'
User avatar #210 to #156 - theuglypanda (08/07/2013) [-]
Found the dyslexic
User avatar #226 to #210 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
found a person
User avatar #152 - vexedlp (08/07/2013) [-]
There was a rumor I was Jewish...
Even though I was a Nazi.
#63 - Mynameismario (08/06/2013) [-]
Before highschool everybody thought I was Jewish because in monopoly I played like a dick.
The headteacher found out and thought I was Jewish so he got a Rabbi to come to my school and I had to awkwardly be with him for a few weeks to adapt to a non-Jewish highschool.
+1
#135 to #63 - maucorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#54 - npfortytwo (08/06/2013) [-]
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.   
>bar fight   
>fifth grade   
>bar fight
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.
>bar fight
>fifth grade
>bar fight
#33 - syswolf (08/06/2013) [-]
Weirdest rumor? It would have to be the time I was sick with pneumonia so I missed school for a week. As a result kids starting spreading a rumor that I brutally murdered my parents, and had to take time out of school to dispose of the bodies. They even had listed locations of where my parents were buried. My mom was buried behind the Methodist Church and my dad was buried in the cemetery because, and I quote, "No one would ever ******* look in a cemetery." As for the church, I have no ******* idea. The look on my schoolmates face when I walked into the office with my mom so she could sign a few things and hand them the doctors note.

After I heard about the rumors from somebody I just grabbed him and said, "WHO ******* TOLD YOU!"

If you are wondering why that rumor spread it is because I was the shy kid that sat in the back of the class, wore dark clothing (not a goth, just dark clothing), never talked, never smiled and was labeled a 'creeper' because I knew where one girl lived. She lived two blocks down from me.
[ 214 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)