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#3 - habasparkz (08/06/2013) [+] (23 replies)
People thought I died once. There's a monument at my high school. Some kid just said I got hit by a bus and the whole ******* school believed it. I then proceeded to go to that high school next year. They did not remove the monument.
User avatar #2 - kevinipples (08/06/2013) [+] (10 replies)
freshman year there was a rumor i peed on my gf during sex, but we never had sex...
#5 to #2 - cdlogan (08/06/2013) [-]
You never had a girlfriend, either.
You never had a girlfriend, either.
User avatar #17 - TarnRazor ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
People were spreading a rumor that I was a closeted homosexual even though I was an out homosexual.
#56 - crunched (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
There was a rumor going around that i was gay, just because i sucked a few dicks.
User avatar #14 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone in my primary school, year 4-5 (don't quite remember) thought that I could read, and control their minds just because this one time this girl sneezed and someone happened to notice me look at her just before she sneezed. After that, whenever I passed anyone in the corridor they looked down and closed their eyes really hard because apparently that was the only way of shielding themselves from my mind powers. I'm now leaving school and there is still about 3 people from my primary school that close their eyes really hard whenever they see me.
#29 - fizzor ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm not significant enough to have people spread rumors about me.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
At least to my knowledge
I'm not significant enough to have people spread rumors about me.












At least to my knowledge
#36 - RedJoker ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was gone for a few days on a vacation and when i came back, everyone thought i got expelled for fapping to cp on the schools computers. They still think so now and that was three years ago... MFW
I was gone for a few days on a vacation and when i came back, everyone thought i got expelled for fapping to cp on the schools computers. They still think so now and that was three years ago... MFW
#24 - mrblueftw (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I missed a week and came back to somebody asking me if I really did shank that kid.
I missed a week and came back to somebody asking me if I really did shank that kid.
#61 - imonaboatman (08/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I went to a redneck school for a semester once, and the rumor was that I was gay. Why? Because I had hairy legs.   
   
   
That's seriously what they said.
I went to a redneck school for a semester once, and the rumor was that I was gay. Why? Because I had hairy legs.


That's seriously what they said.
User avatar #39 - paelaer ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When I was a freshman in high school, I tore a muscle in my back and went to school anyway. Halfway through the day, the pain became too unbearable, so I went to the nurse, called my mother for to come get me, and waited in the office. I spent two days away from school until my back didn't hurt as much and everyone seemed to think I got arrested on drug charges.
User avatar #6 - scoobi (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
One time in middle school, someone said that I had the power to talk to ghosts.
So many people asked me to talk to their dead relatives and I was brought to cemetery's with classmates. I don't speak to ghosts. I've looked for some but never spoke to them.
#20 - leec (08/06/2013) [-]
Somebody told people that I was a Nazi and I go around kicking the 						****					 out of black people and have kicked the 						****					 out of the majority of black teens in my area. I'd never even go around my area at the time in general, 2 years later..it has passed onto the younger generation of kid..I'm becoming a 						*******					 tale. This isn't America where Neo-Nazi's are common more than here..I live in Dublin for 						****					 sake.    
   
MFW little kids walk by me now convinced I'm an actual Nazi who looks for black people
Somebody told people that I was a Nazi and I go around kicking the **** out of black people and have kicked the **** out of the majority of black teens in my area. I'd never even go around my area at the time in general, 2 years later..it has passed onto the younger generation of kid..I'm becoming a ******* tale. This isn't America where Neo-Nazi's are common more than here..I live in Dublin for **** sake.

MFW little kids walk by me now convinced I'm an actual Nazi who looks for black people
User avatar #23 - allhailshrek (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Back in middle school people though I was a huge drug addict because I was one of the poorer kids at the school, and my mom was a huge smoker.

I've never drunk any kind of alcohol or done any kind of drug.

Now they're all drug addicts and I frequent Funnyjunk.
Which is worse?
#10 - rfkilbuck (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
there was a rumor going around that i once pushed a crippled kid down a flight of stairs...
#134 - jamhamington (08/07/2013) [-]
a rumour once got spread within my college class that my sister is a ******* ... i don't even have a sister
#93 - devout feminist (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
some above average girl (a weak 7/10) told everyone that I made out with her.... I asked her why she made that up and all she responded was with "I dunno I thought you where cute"
#71 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was told I was pregnant. MFW I was a boy.
User avatar #66 - drastronomy ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Some dick spread a rumour about me saying "if i was a vampire id eat you out on your period" to a girl or some **** like that, even though 1 - i have never met said girl and she is at the other side of the school and 2 - i do not have the courage to talk to girls
#54 - npfortytwo (08/06/2013) [-]
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.   
>bar fight   
>fifth grade   
>bar fight
I had to get stitches for a cut on my face in the fifth grade, and somehow, the rumor spread that I was in a bar fight.
>bar fight
>fifth grade
>bar fight
#33 - syswolf ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Weirdest rumor? It would have to be the time I was sick with pneumonia so I missed school for a week. As a result kids starting spreading a rumor that I brutally ******** my parents, and had to take time out of school to dispose of the bodies. They even had listed locations of where my parents were buried. My mom was buried behind the Methodist Church and my dad was buried in the cemetery because, and I quote, "No one would ever ******* look in a cemetery." As for the church, I have no ******* idea. The look on my schoolmates face when I walked into the office with my mom so she could sign a few things and hand them the doctors note.

After I heard about the rumors from somebody I just grabbed him and said, "WHO ******* TOLD YOU!"

If you are wondering why that rumor spread it is because I was the shy kid that sat in the back of the class, wore dark clothing (not a goth, just dark clothing), never talked, never smiled and was labeled a 'creeper' because I knew where one girl lived. She lived two blocks down from me.
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