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I was looking through old high school things and found INS. My
senior year my econ teacher gave Us his list of 100 wisest words
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
Never cancel by text message.
Don' t knock it 'til you try it.
If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
Always use ' e" when your home team or your government.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
DON’ free throws in a game of HORSE.
Just because you can doesn' t mean you should.
9. Don' t dumb it down.
You only get one chance to nausea new haircut.
11. if you' " staying more than one night, unpack.
12. Never park in from of a bar.
Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep picture of your first fish, first car, and .
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A guaranis earned, not bought.
I 7. Never lie to your doctor.
18. guns are loaded.
19. Don’ . Believe me, they know.
20. Thebest way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its' only once.
Take a out phone, interim. once a year.
Don’ t iill up gobread, no masterboy good.
23. A an autograph,
Don’ t linger in . In or out.
25. if you choocato go in drag daft sell yourself short.
my you wanna knowwhat makes Dominique, sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special event.
use moot comes between you and the Earth. good shoes, tires, and
sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it,
30. When you‘ re\ vith new friends, don’ t just talkabout old friends.
3 list lunch with the new kids.
32. Whaa traveling. keep about you.
33. It' s never too late for an apology.
35. x you have the sight army. TAKE IT.
36. Yoa don' tget to choose youporn nickname.
37. Whaa you marry someone. remembering marry only
38. Never push someone otr a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you asks woman itshe is pregnant.
40. ' s not enough to be proud ofyour ancestry, live up to it.
4 Leon' t make a scene.
42. When giving a thankyou speech, short and sweet is best.
43. Know when to ignore the camera.
44. Never gloat.
45. Invest in great luggage.
46. Make time for your mom on your birthday, It' s her special day too.
47. When opening presents, no one likes a good gusset.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake in limp.
49. Give credit. Take Blame.
50. Suck it up every now and again.
5 1. Neverbe the last onlin the pool.
52. Don’ t stare.
5 3. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.
54. Stand up to bullies. Youll only have to do it once.
5 5. If you we made bluepoint, stop talking.
56. Admit it when you’ re wrong.
57. If you offer to help don' iquit until the job is done.
5 8. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
5 Tthank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
6 l. Forgive your mistakes.
Know at least one good joke.
63. Don' tbao. Even therev is somebody' s son.
Know how to cook one good meal.
65. wmm to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations prebuilt over a lifetime.
out’: okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68. Dance with your toothed/ ,
69. Don‘ t lose yoursoul. Especially at work.
thankyee host.
7 Lolyou dort' , ask before it' s too late.
72. Know the size of yo_ clothes.
73. Thate is nothing wrong with a plain toshiro.
use a good listener. Don‘ t just take your talk,
75. Keep your word.
76. 11: college always sit in the from You' ll stand out immediately. Comicrage time it might
come in handy.
77. Carry yourmother' s bags. She carried you for 9 months.
78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job,
79. Don' t be the talker in a movie.
opposite sex likes people who shower.
8 l. You are what you do, Not whatyou say.
82. Liam to change is tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has I hard tight ahead ofthem.
84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent, Ask for advice when you new it,
85. Don' t litter.
36. 1! you have a sister, get to know important.
87. You wtm' strongest or fastest. But yawn be the toughest.
88. Never can after 9 AM and 9 PM.
the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
9 [Always wear a bra at work.
92. There is Me Me between looking sultry . Find it.
93. You‘ re never too old to need your mom.
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the Eat date commit to keeping them
on and trap shut about how much your feet kill.
95. Know theworld to your national anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not ozthebest, but l promise making a fool of yourself is more
fun than sitting on the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
Goals.
99. Being old is not deltateddy .
too. If you HAVE to iight, punch first onepunch hard
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#36 - ICEDgrunge
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(08/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
stickied
I can't stress how important it is to treat your mother well. The last thing you ever want to be thinking when her time comes, is how well you could have treated her.
#46 to #36 - anon
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(08/07/2013) [-]
oooo right in the feels.
#56 to #36 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Yeah... and if she abandoned you at the age of 4?
#63 to #56 - ICEDgrunge
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(08/07/2013) [-]
The point of what I said was to care for your mother while she is still here. If she is not, like you, then care for the one who stayed. Care for the person that helped you, not the person who abandoned you.

My mother died at a young age, the first memory I have of her is her succumbing to her Multiple Sclerosis. She was bringing in groceries and she had two gallons of milk in her hands, and she tripped up the steps to my house as she was bringing them in. A few years later, she was admitted to an at-home hospital bed setup, never able to walk again. I used to crawl into bed with her, and watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry. In the afternoon, I'd play Go-Fish with her. Years later, when I was 9 years old, she was admitted to the hospital for Kidney Stones. There were much larger complications at hand with her health, most I cannot remember, but in short she wasn't going to survive. The doctors implied that she was to die on her birthday, the 7th of February. If we could have one thing in this world that wasn't her, it wasn't for her own life to tarnish that day. We prayed, and prayed, and prayed, there wasn't anything we could do, and we knew it wasn't in her hands. We waited throughout february 7th, and the clock was approaching midnight. The night finally passed, and we made it through to 11 AM before she passed. My father walked in and delivered the news.

All I could think of was that I wish I could have played one more game of Go-Fish or watch one more cartoon. I will never be content with that.

Care for that person you watch the toons with, care for that person who you played cards with. That is your mother, whether it's your father or your brother. That is the person to hug harder, that is the person to tell you how much you love them one more time. They will never fill that void, but they grow in their role, they became twice the person they were before when your mother left.
#64 to #63 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I understand. I just have a lot of negative emotions when it comes to family relations since they were never really there. And the foster home I got placed in has been really distant to me since I've just been there.

Sorry...
#73 to #64 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Well is there anyone who's been there for you?
#75 to #73 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Not like a mother or father. But have had two distant fosterparents so...I've been okey.
#76 to #75 - holycrapimacupcake ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Well hey, if you have someone very close to you, keep them close and make time for them.
#67 to #64 - ICEDgrunge
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I understand, as well. It's alright for you to have those kinds of emotions, they are natural. No person should ever deserve those kinds of actions to them. The only thing I can tell you, regarding your foster home, is that if you haven't already, reach out for them. They took you in, It'd be beyond the realm of insanity for them intentionally casting you away.
#68 to #67 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I sometimes try but it seems rather futile. Sorry for bringing this here.
#70 to #68 - ICEDgrunge
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(08/07/2013) [-]
If it matters to you, then it's never futile. You should sincerely keep trying. It's for the sake of keeping that relationship, you'll grow to regret, and you should never place that unwarranted burden upon yourself. But don't be sorry, every action has its place. There's a point to it, and that matters no matter what. Either way, it's no problem man.
#71 to #56 - runescapewasgood
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(08/07/2013) [-]
If she truly didn't want YOU, you would've been aborted. If that happened to you, you were most likely wanted, but she didn't want to be with your father. Find her.
#37 to #36 - voidekatwo [OP]
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Sticking.
#6 - sinery
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(08/06/2013) [-]
91.
#13 - bigmanblue
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(08/06/2013) [-]
ok 95 and 54 are complete and utter ********
95 for obvious reason
as for 54
i used to get bullied **** tons by a number of different guys
and i can say i stood up to each and every one of them (even got in fights with a few fights i more often then not won) and not one of them stopped being dickhead jerks until the day they stopped going to school
standing up to bullies stops them.....don't make me ******* laugh
#28 to #13 - machodriver
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(08/06/2013) [-]
It works in most cases, worked like a charm for me, just because it didn't work for you doesn't mean it's total ********.
#32 to #13 - oneskintwoskin
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(08/07/2013) [-]
so you beat them up on more than one occasion? who's the real bully here.
#119 to #32 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
.....
i said i got in fights with them not that i randomly walked up to them and hit them
the fact you would accuse me of being the bully when im one small guy who was picked on by about 30 different people almost constantly for 7 years is quite irritating
i was insulted demeaned stolen from my house was defaced i was attacked on a large number of occasions
i only ever raised my fists against them when my anger at being treated as less then human got the better of me
#127 to #119 - oneskintwoskin
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Okay, bro, chill out. It just came across as a little arrogant. I was just giving my opinion on the details you gave me, don't take it the wrong way. I hope you've taken this experience and used it in a positive way, everyone goes through tough times don't hold onto it and use it as a negative.
#130 to #127 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
yeah sorry for getting worked up its just my school years were the worst of my life so it kind of grates a little when people try and say otherwise
#136 to #130 - oneskintwoskin
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I didn't imply that your school years weren't bad, I don't know your life so I can't say otherwise, all I meant was it came across as if you were the one initiating the fights but it's all good I understand now and I apologise as I can relate, maybe not to the same extent but to a point. That experience will make you stronger as a person.
#95 to #13 - garymotherfingoak
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(08/07/2013) [-]
It all depends on the situation. if you tell them to stop and they dont, tell the teacher, if they dont do anything, tell the principal, if they dont do anything, tell the SRO, if they dont do anything, go to the district and tell them that your school knows you're being abused and isn't doing anything about it. you have to stay persistent and keep talking to people with higher influence.
#108 to #13 - HAwAII
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(08/07/2013) [-]
100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard.

If you followed that one, maybe 54 would've worked.
#118 to #108 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
often i did......like i said
54 is utter bullcrap
#15 to #13 - ancano
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(08/06/2013) [-]
grow a pair would you? weeping and moaning, hurr durr, standing up didn't change them. you must be 41 flavors of stupid if you think standing up to bullies changes them. it's supposed to change you, idiot. give you the confidence that you need to succeed when the pressure is on my some fool nagging you in the workplace, to show up someone who is all talk. but I guess you must have missed that part of the memo.
#35 to #15 - nesquik
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(08/07/2013) [-]
"41 flavors of stupid"
lol.
#97 to #35 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I thank Benny from Fallout New Vegas for that line
#121 to #15 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
first of all weeping and moaning? i hardly did that
i just pointed out that 54 is crap
no your right standing up to them never changed them once but it didnt change me either as thats the kind of person i was anyway
as for all talk....when i say i was bullied i dont mean i was insulted i mean frequently i would get beaten the **** out of me by about 30 guys .
so next time you want to claim that i need to grow a pair when i say standing up to a bunch of violent thugs does nothing
go **************
#122 to #121 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
30 different guys?
doubt.
that or you pissed them off with that can do attitude of yours. you are the punk here, you know that? you think that because you made enemies and never bothered to make friends that exaggerating how badly you got beat up is going to change the fact that maybe they weren't the ones bothering you, you were the one bothering them?
don't give me that ****. I know better, and so do you.
#123 to #122 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
just **** you
you dont know a ******* thing and i am not exagerating in the slightest
i was a new kid at a new ******* school and before i even had a chance to make friends the most popular of the dickheads decided i would be a good victim
on day one in the new school dickhead 1 gathered his friends from my year the year above and the year below totaling around 30 people and beat the **** out of me
they then continued to do so about once a week
i had friends and a decent number of them but everyone was to ******* scared of dickhead 1 to do anything about it
can do attitude....i was ******* 9 years old when it started and it didn't stop till i was 16
and you have the gall THE ******* GALL to claim i was the one pissing them off......
**** you
just......**** you
#124 to #123 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
yep, still doubting it. and i'm going to reckon that you are a bit of a bitch, to not do anything.
#125 to #124 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
like i said **** you
i did everything i ******* could to i told them to stop i fought back io told the school i told my parents
the school didnt believe me cos it was 30 vs 1
my parents believed me but so long as the school didnt they couldnt do anything
fighting back just gave them more fun out of it and every time i fought back they attack me twice as badly
you can doubt it if you want but your doubting doesn't change the fact that my school years were a living hell and that i dreaded going to school just because i know there was a good chance that i would be walking home at the end of the day with a large number of new bruises
they even broke my ******* hand on one occasion
and you know what happened after that...i got ******* suspended for 2 days because they told the teachers that i had been hitting them ......of course as i said 30v1 the teachers aren't gonna believe me
but you know what i did ....i kept ******* trying. not once did i give up trying to get them to stop
not once did i skip school just because i wanted to avoid them and you think to call me a bitch
**** you and dont you ******* dare try and tell me that im just "exagerating" or that im being a bitch
im willing to bet you have never been in a fight with 1 person let alone been whaled on by 30 so when you have finaly experience that pain
then you can ******* talk back to me

#126 to #125 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
no one believes you because you are an attention seeking punk. you lost a fight and thought the world was against you. you are what is wrong with society.
#128 to #126 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
yeah im what is wrong with society
not the 30 guys why beat the **** out of me
as for attention seeking the only reason im saying these things is because you commented that i was to "grow a pair would you? weeping and moaning"
had you not commented i wouldnt have said any of these things
i dont give a **** about attention who cares what others think
i lived my whole life dealing with how others think and i came to the conclusion
others are violent retards who i have no need of
as for lost a fight .....yeah 7 years of being a victim is one fight
like i have said before a number of time s

**** YOU
#129 to #128 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
how about you stop replying if you are angry with me?
it really is that easy. but you are getting worked up which makes me think more and more of how much of a little bitch you are.
#131 to #129 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
of course im getting worked up
you are trying to say that the worst thing that ever happened to me
that 7 years of pain and torment
never happened
and that i am just using those years of getting beaten the crap out of as some petty means to garner attention
yes it gets me angry it gets me very angry indeed
#132 to #131 - ancano
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grow a pair would you?
christ, it's like you are asking to get made fun of, bitching about things like they ******* matter on the goddamn internet, where, might I add, no one gives a **** or believes anything slightly outlandish.
so suck it up, or shut it up. pick one, i'm getting impatient.
#133 to #132 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
if you're getting impatient **** OFF
if you dont want to ******* listen you never should have ******* tried to deny it in the first place
as for bitching about it
the thing im "bitching" about is that cunts like you try and say that 7 years of my life never happened
you're telling to grow a pair cos im getting angry because a ******* dickhead is trying to say im a petty attention seeking lair
i think trying to stand up to 30 people is evidence enough that i have a far larger pair then you ever will
where as you ....all you can do is doubt things on the internet
real proof of your pair right there....you're a real mans man
i feel honoured to be in your presence oh glorious lord of balls who can go on the internet and say without shame that "this thing didnt happen i know this because i live 3000 miles away from where it happened and i never heard of it until now"
#134 to #133 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
the amount of ***** I give is equal to the limit as x approaches -infinity for the equation e^x / x
#137 to #134 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
if you knew any maths you would know that is quite a large number as e^x is always larger then x
#147 to #137 - ancano
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(08/08/2013) [-]
-infinity you fool.
that makes the equation, 1/ (infinity*e^infinity)
so how about you learn math
#148 to #147 - bigmanblue
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(08/08/2013) [-]
learn to write then
you cant just switch randomly between mathmatical signs and writing
either say negetive infinity or -∞
otherwise you just cause confusion
#113 to #15 - anon
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(08/07/2013) [-]
While you may be right, you don't have to be such a rude cunt about it.
#117 to #113 - ancano
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(08/07/2013) [-]
being a rude cunt is the only way to get to bitches.
#17 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/06/2013) [-]
well being bitchy like that I can see why they would have picked on you.
#120 to #17 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
yeah sure im bitchy cos i got beat the crap out of by 30 different guys constantly for 7 years and no matter what i did they would just get more enjoyment out of it...
yeah
#138 to #120 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Well whole story seems like you are just full of ****.


I was wrong they did do it cuz your bitchy they probably did it cuz you totally ******* full of ****.
#139 to #138 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
think what you want it happened and it was why im never going to look back on my childhood with fond memories
saying im full of **** wont change the fact that for 7 years i got beat the crap out of for no other reason then i was once the new kid and therefore an easy target
#140 to #139 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/07/2013) [-]
the more you talk the less and less believable anything you say becomes.
#141 to #140 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
like i said think what you want it doesnt change the past
everything i said is true
you are just doubting me for groundless reasons
#142 to #141 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/07/2013) [-]
I'm doubting you because the ******* bible is more believable than what you say and your story just get more and more extreme and less and less believable as you type.
#143 to #142 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
i repeat for the 3rd time
believe what you want it doesnt change that everything i said is the truth
i got beat the crap out of constantly for 7 years for no reason then i was an easy target
and no one except my parants believed me when i told them because the dickheads just denied it and they were believed
#144 to #143 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/07/2013) [-]
There is where you story is even more full of ****.

An easy target doesn't fight back and win like you clam to have.

One doesn't get the **** beat out of him by 30 guys and no one see it, or you not have marks to prove you.

you are probably the worst lair that has ever lived.
#145 to #144 - bigmanblue
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(08/07/2013) [-]
i was an easy target because i was the new kid so no one knew me so there was no one to stand up for me when it started
after it started the friends i found were to afraid to stand up to it
when i fought back all it did was make them enjoy it more
in fact they often made a game of seeing how long it took to get me to fight back.
i only ever won the fights when they left it as just one guy attacking me they often did that to make a show of it
during the week they would only do minor things it was only after schools on fridays when they would properly beat the **** out me as such the only people to see the bruises would be my parents and when they told the school the school would contact all the people responsible and get their stories which would deny them having anything to do with it and i would be outnumbered and not believed
as for no one seeing. i lived 10 minuits away from the school at the time they would follow me for the first 5 then attack me
well out of vision of the school and other then the school its a very quite area so no one was ever around other then school children and parents picking them up
who would have been at the school not near where they attacked me
the few people who did see either had nothing to do with the school or were younger kids who were afraid they would be targeted as well

#146 to #145 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/07/2013) [-]
like i said before the more talk, the more extreme your story gets, the less believable it is.

I would have an essayer time believing you if you where trying to tell me you grew wings and flew around the world.
#12 - cshp
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(08/06/2013) [-]
That's more than 100 words
#30 to #12 - voidekatwo [OP]
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Made me laugh
#33 - juha
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(08/07/2013) [-]
mfw No. 40 and I'm German
#61 to #33 - mogex
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(08/07/2013) [-]
There is more to German history and culture than the Nazis.

+1 to anyone who mentions something good/informational about Germany and isn't to deal with anything with the nazis, WW1, WW2 or anything war related from 1880-present.

(Sorry, but I'm 98% German blooded, and I'm just sick of pretty much that everything german related has to do with WW1-WW2(Referencing to IRL and this site))
#104 to #61 - meestaa
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Frederick II/Frederick the Great.
#80 to #61 - tarnis ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
protistant reform?
#72 to #61 - reginleif ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
The Germans are very efficient!

They can make soap out of anything.
#135 to #61 - juha
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(08/07/2013) [-]
-die Industrialisierung,
-das Wirtschaftwunder,
-der frühe Sozialismus,
-Bismarcks Sozialreformen,
-der Imperialimus
-die Weimarer Republik
But in my comments I just give FJ what they like to hear! Although we know better.
#29 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(08/06/2013) [-]
My ancestry is a danish outlaw who managed to flee to Norway and spawned thousand of decadents on his private island.


Who wants to join my sex isle?
#78 to #29 - dracomancer
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Only if it's zombie proof.
And they're better be guys I can be *******
#54 to #29 - uzbekistan
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 - stabiloboss
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(08/06/2013) [-]
100.
100.
#11 - thekingofwubs
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(08/06/2013) [-]
30. When your with new friends, don't just talk about old friends.
#18 - hemming
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(08/06/2013) [-]
88. When the hell am i allowed to call then..?
#19 to #18 - killthebilly
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(08/06/2013) [-]
don't be stupid.
#23 to #19 - unkownthous ONLINE
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(08/06/2013) [-]
101.
#34 to #18 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Lol obviously at 9 am and 9 pm lol obviously xD
#1 - heartlessrobot
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(08/06/2013) [-]
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#3 goes especially for receiving anal.