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I was looking through old high school things and found INS. My
senior year my econ teacher gave Us his list of 100 wisest words
There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
Never cancel by text message.
Don' t knock it 'til you try it.
If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
Always use ' e" when your home team or your government.
When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
DON’ free throws in a game of HORSE.
Just because you can doesn' t mean you should.
9. Don' t dumb it down.
You only get one chance to nausea new haircut.
11. if you' " staying more than one night, unpack.
12. Never park in from of a bar.
Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep picture of your first fish, first car, and .
15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.
16. A guaranis earned, not bought.
I 7. Never lie to your doctor.
18. guns are loaded.
19. Don’ . Believe me, they know.
20. Thebest way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if its' only once.
Take a out phone, interim. once a year.
Don’ t iill up gobread, no masterboy good.
23. A an autograph,
Don’ t linger in . In or out.
25. if you choocato go in drag daft sell yourself short.
my you wanna knowwhat makes Dominique, sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your haircut the day of a special event.
use moot comes between you and the Earth. good shoes, tires, and
sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it,
30. When you‘ re\ vith new friends, don’ t just talkabout old friends.
3 list lunch with the new kids.
32. Whaa traveling. keep about you.
33. It' s never too late for an apology.
35. x you have the sight army. TAKE IT.
36. Yoa don' tget to choose youporn nickname.
37. Whaa you marry someone. remembering marry only
38. Never push someone otr a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should you asks woman itshe is pregnant.
40. ' s not enough to be proud ofyour ancestry, live up to it.
4 Leon' t make a scene.
42. When giving a thankyou speech, short and sweet is best.
43. Know when to ignore the camera.
44. Never gloat.
45. Invest in great luggage.
46. Make time for your mom on your birthday, It' s her special day too.
47. When opening presents, no one likes a good gusset.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake in limp.
49. Give credit. Take Blame.
50. Suck it up every now and again.
5 1. Neverbe the last onlin the pool.
52. Don’ t stare.
5 3. Address everyone that carries a firearm professionally.
54. Stand up to bullies. Youll only have to do it once.
5 5. If you we made bluepoint, stop talking.
56. Admit it when you’ re wrong.
57. If you offer to help don' iquit until the job is done.
5 8. Look people in the eye when you thank them.
5 Tthank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
6 l. Forgive your mistakes.
Know at least one good joke.
63. Don' tbao. Even therev is somebody' s son.
Know how to cook one good meal.
65. wmm to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations prebuilt over a lifetime.
out’: okay to go to the movies by yourself.
68. Dance with your toothed/ ,
69. Don‘ t lose yoursoul. Especially at work.
thankyee host.
7 Lolyou dort' , ask before it' s too late.
72. Know the size of yo_ clothes.
73. Thate is nothing wrong with a plain toshiro.
use a good listener. Don‘ t just take your talk,
75. Keep your word.
76. 11: college always sit in the from You' ll stand out immediately. Comicrage time it might
come in handy.
77. Carry yourmother' s bags. She carried you for 9 months.
78. Be patient with airport security. They are just doing their job,
79. Don' t be the talker in a movie.
opposite sex likes people who shower.
8 l. You are what you do, Not whatyou say.
82. Liam to change is tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has I hard tight ahead ofthem.
84. An hour with grandparents is time well spent, Ask for advice when you new it,
85. Don' t litter.
36. 1! you have a sister, get to know important.
87. You wtm' strongest or fastest. But yawn be the toughest.
88. Never can after 9 AM and 9 PM.
the orange properties in Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
9 [Always wear a bra at work.
92. There is Me Me between looking sultry . Find it.
93. You‘ re never too old to need your mom.
94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heels on the Eat date commit to keeping them
on and trap shut about how much your feet kill.
95. Know theworld to your national anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not ozthebest, but l promise making a fool of yourself is more
fun than sitting on the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
Goals.
99. Being old is not deltateddy .
too. If you HAVE to iight, punch first onepunch hard
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User avatar #36 - ICEDgrunge (08/07/2013) [+] (13 replies)
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I can't stress how important it is to treat your mother well. The last thing you ever want to be thinking when her time comes, is how well you could have treated her.
#6 - sinery (08/06/2013) [-]
91.
#3 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
89. is very true. It has helped me in many situations.

I disagree with 100. though, if you punch first you are the attacker and the other person becomes the defender thus no matter how badly they beat you up, they can use the "self-defence" excuse and receive a less harsh punishment from the police. Instead wait for them to throw the first punch, dodge and then hit them back. If you can't dodge, learn to suck it up.
User avatar #7 to #3 - spokig (08/06/2013) [-]
I was about to say the same. Never go for the first punch.
User avatar #8 to #3 - psychlogic (08/06/2013) [-]
Orange has always been my strategy.
User avatar #20 to #3 - lean (08/06/2013) [-]
Punching first does not make you the assailant. If a person lays a hand on you at all without your consent it can be classified as assault.
IE: someone shoves you, you are within your rights to punch them in the face.
#58 to #3 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
Yeah...but think if the police aren't there to save your ass. If you're in a do or die situation you want to be the first to hit and hit HARD. Also if you dodge the punch you haven't been assaulted yet. Therefore you can't use the self defense excuse.
#77 to #58 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
"Assault" is the threat of violence. If you are verbally harassed and the other person is making you feel unsafe, they are assaulting you. Battery is physical violence. If they swing at you, it's still assault, but you are entitled to react in defense. Say they throw a left hook at your jaw. You can sidestep and catch the aggressor's arm, planting your foot in their instep, pushing your hip into theirs, and send them to the ground with a pull on their arm and a push with your hip. You are still defending yourself. If you then knee them in the stomach, you just became the aggressor. The situation is different if your opponent has a weapon. From a chunk of concrete to a bazooka, if they have a weapon and attack first, you can kill them, which qualifies as neutralizing a threat that is a danger to you and those around you. It would be a good idea not to kill them, as you could cripple them in a way they can't fight, and would save you a lot of trouble.
Killing is quick, but a legal mess
User avatar #105 to #3 - greenstrongworld (08/07/2013) [-]
Or if they hit you first, fake the injury. They'll go easy the next few shots and you get to sucker punch their guts.
#110 to #3 - thisshipdied (08/07/2013) [-]
You may live in a mostly verbal or non-violent location, but here in Jersey words mean very little to someone who is pissed off, but someone who thinks they're tough **** , drunk off their ass, or not a good fighter can usually be taken out with one good hit.
User avatar #10 to #3 - fortehlulzing (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't think he was necessarily talking about a fist fight.
#29 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
My ancestry is a danish outlaw who managed to flee to Norway and spawned thousand of decadents on his private island.


Who wants to join my sex isle?
User avatar #78 to #29 - dracomancer ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Only if it's zombie proof.
And they're better be guys I can be *******
#21 - stabiloboss (08/06/2013) [-]
100.
100.
#33 - juha ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
mfw No. 40 and I'm German
#61 to #33 - mogex (08/07/2013) [-]
There is more to German history and culture than the Nazis.

+1 to anyone who mentions something good/informational about Germany and isn't to deal with anything with the nazis, WW1, WW2 or anything war related from 1880-present.

(Sorry, but I'm 98% German blooded, and I'm just sick of pretty much that everything german related has to do with WW1-WW2(Referencing to IRL and this site))
User avatar #104 to #61 - meestaa ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Frederick II/Frederick the Great.
User avatar #80 to #61 - tarnis ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
protistant reform?
User avatar #72 to #61 - reginleif ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
The Germans are very efficient!

They can make soap out of anything.
#135 to #61 - juha ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
-die Industrialisierung,
-das Wirtschaftwunder,
-der frühe Sozialismus,
-Bismarcks Sozialreformen,
-der Imperialimus
-die Weimarer Republik
But in my comments I just give FJ what they like to hear! Although we know better.
#12 - cshp (08/06/2013) [-]
That's more than 100 words
#30 to #12 - voidekatwo (08/06/2013) [-]
Made me laugh
#11 - thekingofwubs (08/06/2013) [-]
30. When your with new friends, don't just talk about old friends.
#106 - kingbulbasaur ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
'89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly.'
NO, MY WIN CONDITION! THE SECRET IS OUT!!
User avatar #107 to #106 - flixoe (08/07/2013) [-]
I go for light blues personally.
#91 - budbrown (08/07/2013) [-]
3. Don't knock it till you try it
8. Just because you can doesn't mean you should
#4 - anonymousiemoo (08/06/2013) [-]
I thumbed this by the time I got to around #30, and then I wanted to keep thumbing it! See you on the front page!
#2 - doggstar (08/06/2013) [-]
i like this, it's very good advice and ive been told them by my own teachers and elders
#1 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
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#3 goes especially for receiving anal.
#92 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
i remember seeing this list as "91 year old man gives 100 tips on life"
User avatar #81 - bighairyfart (08/07/2013) [-]
These are actually really great. So great that last time this was posted, I saved it to my phone, & pick a random number from 1-100 every morning. I then spend the day making sure to follow the corresponding advice to the best of my ability.
User avatar #52 - stunning (08/07/2013) [-]
Last one: Hit first, hit hard, hit fast, hit last
#22 - BlazinSun (08/06/2013) [-]
Is there a word document of this? I want to print this out.   
Gif unrelated.
Is there a word document of this? I want to print this out.
Gif unrelated.
User avatar #24 - occamsrazor (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't know there seem to be significantly greater than 100 words
#5 - transgendered (08/06/2013) [-]
I would say that I doubt #91 would apply to me at all, but then I remembered username...
User avatar #18 - hemming (08/06/2013) [-]
88. When the hell am i allowed to call then..?
User avatar #34 to #18 - temporalguardian (08/07/2013) [-]
Lol obviously at 9 am and 9 pm lol obviously xD
User avatar #19 to #18 - killthebilly (08/06/2013) [-]
don't be stupid.
User avatar #23 to #19 - unkownthous (08/06/2013) [-]
101.
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