TAKE MY MONEY YOU POOPFACE!. do want.. A Fire Pit m THE POOL A Huge Round Bedroom Window A Library Staircase/ Slide A Drying Rack A Door That Turns into I Table
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TAKE MY MONEY YOU POOPFACE!

A Fire Pit m THE POOL
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Library Staircase/ Slide
A Drying Rack
A Door That Turns into I Table
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A Creek That Runs Through Your Hallway
A Dear Handle That - an and Can
when You Leave
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#10 - dragemit (08/06/2013) [-]
But does it have a pool in the pool?
#168 to #10 - usaisnotamerica (08/06/2013) [-]
While underwater in the sea
User avatar #179 to #10 - megusters (08/06/2013) [-]
Does that pool have fish that move away when you get close to them in it though?
#24 to #10 - bublobill (08/06/2013) [-]
in the ocean
#18 to #10 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
No, but he has shoes.
#22 - rambomanthree (08/06/2013) [-]
Dear lord imagine the rich entitled pricks that must actually have this **** .
User avatar #114 to #22 - vycanismajoris (08/06/2013) [-]
I agree with lunaspubes. Just because someone is rich doesn't mean he is a prick. You know how rich Bill Gates is and he still donates a lot of his fortune to AIDS research and condoms that people would prefer to use than to not use, etc.
#137 to #22 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
That is just capitalism. It is just one of the effects that it causes.
User avatar #92 to #22 - NOM NOM NOM (08/06/2013) [-]
some of the things are obtainable:

-the swing set table (most likely cheaper then regular dining chairs)
-the hammock loft (got a staircase in your house that overlooks a bottom floor or something? take out one of the handrails and install this bad boy)
-sleep over room (its just a spare room with lots of pillows and a big TV)
-staircase bookshel/slide (okay, maybe not so much this one because of the slide but a lot of houses are starting to have these "storage stairs". maybe one day you'll coincidentally own one)
User avatar #186 to #22 - trojanmannn (08/06/2013) [-]
just because you're rich doesn't mean you're an asshole.
User avatar #101 to #22 - lunaspubes (08/06/2013) [-]
How dare they spend money they earned on things they think are neat, what pricks. Just because you are a broke ****** living on welfare doesn't mean anyone who has something cool is a prick you autistic cuntbag.
#88 to #22 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
why did you bring race into this im white and broke as **** you raceist ****
User avatar #152 to #88 - nervaaurelius (08/06/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk logic:

Makes fun of white people- you asshole you racist bastard

everyone else- lol dumb ******* why can't I say ****** cause I'm white? Why can't you dirty ******* take a joke?
User avatar #64 to #22 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
I wish i recorded some of the **** the people i work for said. I washed windows this summer for the mcdickbags with multimillion dollar homes on the island by me. I swear to tits, these people would complain that their caviar was a bit too salty on their breakfast crackers imported from the queens private stash.
#164 to #64 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
In their defense, if you are going to pay a ******* for caviar, you expect perfection. You would be mad too.
User avatar #111 to #64 - envinite (08/06/2013) [-]
Well look at the good side,

You get a hell lot of money just from cleaning their house.
User avatar #112 to #111 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
That is my favorite part. These people pay a couple hundred to a thousand dollars for me and my buddy to clean their windows. Great college summer job. They throw money like its their job.
User avatar #118 to #112 - mistafishy (08/06/2013) [-]
HA!

I caddie for rich people at a country club in a rich town and today I didn't even get a ******* tip for 7 hours of work. From TWO GOLFERS.

But on the other hand, a good, rich, friend of mine [I don't wanna' go nuts on his life's purchase history because he's actually a great dude] invited me to his Hamptons house this weekend... He has a Viper, Porsche Cayenne Turbo S, Bentley SuperSport, Morgan, Corvette... even more than mentioned... But he's cool...

Then there's my uncle who- when I took him out to dinner with my bro n' sis for his birthday payed us each a hundred bucks- even after he forced us to let him pay for the meal... [He's got a $900,000 condo and a BMW X5...]

You get the good with the bad... but where I work, mostly the bad...
#166 to #112 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
I bet it was cool getting to be in those nice houses all the time. Even if you're not living in it, it's still an awesome working environment.
User avatar #233 to #166 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
You dont even know. It was like being in one of those houses you see on MTV cribs. Bugattis Pools indoors roof decks, full scale arcades inside.
User avatar #234 to #64 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #235 to #234 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
Coast of NJ. Ive been in houses owned by multimillionairs and even Ray Romano's home.
User avatar #236 to #235 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Have you ever stolen anything of value?
User avatar #238 to #236 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
Negative. I broke something and felt extreme anxiety and horribly until i told the owner. Im a believer if you dont deserve or earn something its not yours/ you dont get it.
#65 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
#4 - carlonord (08/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, but you forgot the FREAKING GEL REFRIGERATOR.
User avatar #36 to #4 - MonkeyManz (08/06/2013) [-]
again i am unable to chill my jello you have failed me carlonord
#127 to #4 - suiker (08/06/2013) [-]
Ain't nobody gonna refrigerate me
#144 to #4 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
that would actually kinda suck, the gel would go everywhere
User avatar #151 to #4 - masterboll (08/06/2013) [-]
thats going to look disgusting if the gel isnt replaced every few weeks or so
User avatar #169 to #4 - fatalkill (08/06/2013) [-]
what if you fall in?
User avatar #180 to #169 - rokkarokkaali (08/06/2013) [-]
Ever watched Futurama?
User avatar #148 to #4 - pokemonstheshiz (08/06/2013) [-]
it's still theoretical, non are in production
it'll be tight as **** if they make it though
#9 to #4 - stardustdragonlord (08/06/2013) [-]
Put a gallon of milk in that, and then I'll be impressed.   
   
   
but im just some faggot online, what's it matter?
Put a gallon of milk in that, and then I'll be impressed.


but im just some faggot online, what's it matter?
User avatar #43 to #4 - newforomador (08/06/2013) [-]
Stick your dick in it
User avatar #48 to #4 - desdemona (08/06/2013) [-]
I have this horrible thought that loads of dust and **** will collect in the gel and it will start to smell like when you've had fun putty for a while
User avatar #146 to #48 - cshp (08/06/2013) [-]
It's nonstick or something
#183 - dreamfall (08/06/2013) [-]
My luck if I had the wine cellar one...
My luck if I had the wine cellar one...
#185 to #183 - tihok ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
he just ******* closes it on him
User avatar #195 to #185 - williamzanziger (08/06/2013) [-]
is he-...yep hes dead. just gonna close this up.

JEN! I'M GOING HOME FOR THE DAY!
#61 - thisiswrong (08/06/2013) [-]
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#3 - rogiethebear (08/06/2013) [-]
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#193 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for reminding me that I probably can't afford any of this.
Thank you for reminding me that I probably can't afford any of this.
User avatar #221 to #193 - shishini (08/06/2013) [-]
will never be able to afford this
#226 to #221 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not even out of high school. It is still possible that I could afford this later on but I seriously doubt it.
I'm not even out of high school. It is still possible that I could afford this later on but I seriously doubt it.
User avatar #227 to #226 - shishini (08/06/2013) [-]
the way any sort of jobs are going atm i highly doubt we'll all be able to afford ****
User avatar #228 to #227 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
Right now, the profession I want would be a desirable path. But by the time I graduate college and get things moving, it probably won't be so great.
User avatar #229 to #228 - shishini (08/06/2013) [-]
what you looking into...? i took i.t and unless you can work out exactly what you want to do in it and pass everything to the highest standard possible most employers look at you go next due to not having enough experience which sucks
User avatar #230 to #229 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
Mine is art related (I know, "would you like fries with that") I'm going into medical illustration. If I wanted to impress clients I could go the distance and go to med school.
User avatar #231 to #230 - shishini (08/06/2013) [-]
med school is all ways a good idea at least then if the medical drawing doesnt go right you have a fall back of being a doc or w/e which pays well but still probably not enough for this house
User avatar #239 to #231 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
If you're the right kind of doctor. Surgeons make it big. Anesthesiologists even make better pay than surgeons.
User avatar #240 to #239 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
who knew ....... (well not me)
#241 to #240 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
Doctors make such good money. Hell, if you're a teacher but you have a doctorate, your salary is worth more than the teachers with a bachelor's or master's. If Dr. is part of your name then chances are you will have a higher salary in almost any field.
Which is why I would definitely want a doctorate.
User avatar #242 to #241 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
well stick in work hard don't make b.s stupid mistakes (usual parent crap) ext ext lol...... but its only way at the moment *sigh*.....
User avatar #243 to #242 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
Seems to be. But hey, anyone can get lucky. The lottery still exists.
#244 to #243 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
mmmmmmm lottery winnings
mmmmmmm lottery winnings
User avatar #245 to #244 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
Psh, I don't think I'm even old enough for a ticket but whatever. c:
User avatar #246 to #245 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
its 16 in uk not sure of im guessing u.s age sales
User avatar #247 to #246 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
In the U.S. I think you have to be 18. I'm 17.
User avatar #248 to #247 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
just had a quick look online its 18.......... n i keep forgetting u.s high school equivalent to our college :p
User avatar #249 to #248 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
It makes sense because in the U.S. 18 is when you are officially able to make your own decisions and not have a parent/adult's consent.
User avatar #250 to #249 - shishini (08/07/2013) [-]
that's same here... but we are allowed lottery and age of consent is 16
User avatar #251 to #250 - moustachemustache (08/07/2013) [-]
The US is weird. States have different ages for consent. I'm from Kansas and I think it is 16. Typically it is 18 nationwide.
#83 - CodeUltra (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't think a swing set at the dinner table would be a good idea.
I don't think a swing set at the dinner table would be a good idea.
#113 - sweetdickwilly (08/06/2013) [-]
Chilled produce drawers in the kitchen..... you know, I think they call that a fridge.
User avatar #187 to #113 - ajjurgens (08/06/2013) [-]
but its in a drawer IT CHANGES EVERYTHING
#85 - oceanfrank (08/06/2013) [-]
COOL SHOW ME 50 			*******		 THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
COOL SHOW ME 50 ******* THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
User avatar #207 to #85 - sumosquash (08/06/2013) [-]
probably
#110 - envinite (08/06/2013) [-]
How much money I should buy for those things?
User avatar #130 to #110 - iftheshoefits (08/06/2013) [-]
all the moneys
User avatar #12 - robertolee (08/06/2013) [-]
Could not do the loft hammock at night. Imagine lying on it and not being able to see what was below. I'm such a pussy.
#154 - wafflelord (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh look, more cool 			****		 I'm never going to own
Oh look, more cool **** I'm never going to own
#102 - lockhart (08/06/2013) [-]
It looks cool, but that round window would be hell to clean, not to mention all the things that would gather there.
#51 - dashgamer (08/06/2013) [-]
That ping pong table door is pretty stupid. I always hit it from the side and put spin on the ball, so it goes outside the confines of the table on the serve. With that table, you'd just end up hitting the door and having it rebound to you on more than one occasion, and how do you even call that? The person could say "I tried to spin it" or some ******** and call for a redo while the other person could say "You failed that hit, it counts as my point."
Never compromise practicality for convenience or just because it looks cool, because it will end up being more of a nuisance than anything, and unless you're having constant parties at your house these sort of things would just gather dust and be unused. Your super cool innovative ping pong table would just be a door with a couple extra hinges.
#52 to #51 - carpecarp (08/06/2013) [-]
You're just mad 'cause I can beat you on my door-table.
#53 to #52 - dashgamer (08/06/2013) [-]
Bud, ping pong is as close to rape as I'll ever get, by which I mean that I didn't know slavery was still legal until I discovered I could own people in that game.
#54 to #53 - carpecarp (08/06/2013) [-]
Cheers, you've won the internet.
#55 to #54 - dashgamer (08/06/2013) [-]
I knew I could do it some day.
#139 - koltan (08/06/2013) [-]
Did anyone else see this as the eye of Sauron?
User avatar #161 to #139 - electrozz (08/06/2013) [-]
I saw the lens of truth.
User avatar #199 to #139 - kiermatv (08/06/2013) [-]
well, now that you say it and after you Photoshop, yeah, I can see the resemblance
User avatar #141 to #139 - ronvarone (08/06/2013) [-]
Nope I saw a hobbit window
#69 - yusay ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
The pool one just makes me cringe.
User avatar #81 to #75 - yusay ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Because I know how much of a ******* pain it can be to maintain pools, especially those fancy ones.
#87 to #81 - turretbuddy (08/06/2013) [-]
Well I'd imagine if you can afford that pool then you can afford to have professionals maintain it.
User avatar #89 to #87 - yusay ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
That's not really what I meant. I've helped work on maintaining pools like that for some very rich people and they are a bitch. I'm talking from the POV of the guy who has to maintain them.
#214 - grandmabetty (08/06/2013) [-]
Unless you want spaghetti bolognese whizzing around your dining room then I suggest you dismantle your 			*******		 swingset before I enter the house.
Unless you want spaghetti bolognese whizzing around your dining room then I suggest you dismantle your ******* swingset before I enter the house.
#222 to #214 - neoexdeath (08/06/2013) [-]
Goddammit Frank, I keep telling you to leave the goddamn humans alone. And now look what you've got, ******* Lou Ferigno on your ass, hurling you back into the woods. Not worth that half-eaten bucket of Popeyes, now is it?
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