TAKE MY MONEY YOU POOPFACE!. do want.. A Fire Pit m THE POOL A Huge Round Bedroom Window A Library Staircase/ Slide A Drying Rack A Door That Turns into I Table
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TAKE MY MONEY YOU POOPFACE!

do want.

A Fire Pit m THE POOL
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Library Staircase/ Slide
A Drying Rack
A Door That Turns into I Table
A "replace
A Creek That Runs Through Your Hallway
A Dear Handle That - an and Can
when You Leave
Are you going our?
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Submitted: 08/05/2013
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#22 - rambomanthree (08/06/2013) [+] (18 replies)
Dear lord imagine the rich entitled pricks that must actually have this **** .
#4 - carlonord (08/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Sorry, but you forgot the FREAKING GEL REFRIGERATOR.
#10 - dragemit (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But does it have a pool in the pool?
#65 - felixjarl ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
#13 - ljetibo (08/06/2013) [+] (24 replies)
This is what I see:
1. fire pit = constant hassle because people will jump in the pool and splash water, also serves no other purpose except to look cool
2. sleepover room= for whom exactly?
3. loft hammock = well that's pretty cool
4. huge round bedroom window = big glass cleaning area also if it wasn't for plants everyone would see inside because it's practically impossible to shade a round window
5. slide staircase= pretty cool until you break your neck hungover one morning...
6. built in drying rack = unremovable, basically uncleanable wooden object used to direct water, yeah in no way after years of use the wood won't rot and the thing won't be as filthy as possible
7. ping pong table = pretty cool
8. in accordance with 2. so much green it'll probably go bad even before I get to use it, also where did I put my knives
9. wine cellar = pretty cool, except wine costs money, and much like money I will never have enough filled wine bottles to be troubled by where I'd store them
10. swinging table, hot soup
11. glass encased fireplace? Ever saw a fireplace with a glass door? soot soot and more soot, after days of cleaning you'd give up
12. creek in your hallway, pretty cool, also pretty impossible because mainly construction over water ways is forbidden (at least here it is, there's this village though where all houses have creeks trough them can't remember the name though)
13. sparkly beach tiles, meh, not really interested
14. glass encased basement pool, vandals, exes, assholes and other possible encounters with a hard objects even accidental ones (what you never broke a window as a kid?), notice the conveniently placed launching pad (roof) for bombing raids and the open house type
15. pretty cool, until it breaks down, **** always breaks down
#16 to #13 - hadders (08/06/2013) [-]
You are aware that not one person thinks you are cool, witty or clever with this comment aren't you... ******* killjoy!
#125 - illogicalkhan (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what about an underwater bedroom
User avatar #136 to #125 - kahandran (08/06/2013) [-]
what about a bigger picture
#85 - oceanfrank ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
COOL SHOW ME 50 						*******					 THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
COOL SHOW ME 50 ******* THINGS I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE IN MY LIFE.
#61 - thisiswrong (08/06/2013) [-]
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#113 - sweetdickwilly (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Chilled produce drawers in the kitchen..... you know, I think they call that a fridge.
#3 - rogiethebear (08/06/2013) [-]
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#110 - envinite ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How much money I should buy for those things?
User avatar #12 - robertolee (08/06/2013) [-]
Could not do the loft hammock at night. Imagine lying on it and not being able to see what was below. I'm such a pussy.
#183 - dreamfall (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My luck if I had the wine cellar one...
My luck if I had the wine cellar one...
#83 - CodeUltra (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't think a swing set at the dinner table would be a good idea.
I don't think a swing set at the dinner table would be a good idea.
#139 - koltan (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Did anyone else see this as the eye of Sauron?
#102 - lockhart (08/06/2013) [-]
It looks cool, but that round window would be hell to clean, not to mention all the things that would gather there.
#97 - Mynameismario (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Apart from the bottom 2, the rest of them are stupid.
User avatar #100 to #97 - scoobi (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't ******* think so.

A Loft Hammock is bad ass and all the water **** is pretty cool
#51 - dashgamer (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
That ping pong table door is pretty stupid. I always hit it from the side and put spin on the ball, so it goes outside the confines of the table on the serve. With that table, you'd just end up hitting the door and having it rebound to you on more than one occasion, and how do you even call that? The person could say "I tried to spin it" or some ******** and call for a redo while the other person could say "You failed that hit, it counts as my point."
Never compromise practicality for convenience or just because it looks cool, because it will end up being more of a nuisance than anything, and unless you're having constant parties at your house these sort of things would just gather dust and be unused. Your super cool innovative ping pong table would just be a door with a couple extra hinges.
#69 - yusay ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The pool one just makes me cringe.
User avatar #81 to #75 - yusay ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Because I know how much of a ******* pain it can be to maintain pools, especially those fancy ones.
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