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#116 - grotesquefailure (08/06/2013) [-]
Necromancy may be frowned upon in Cyrodiil, but necrophilia on the other hand...
User avatar #163 to #116 - rainbowhead (08/06/2013) [-]
Isn't she on Shivering Isles, which are not Cyrodiil?
User avatar #168 to #163 - grotesquefailure (08/06/2013) [-]
No, you find her in Skingrad.
User avatar #169 to #168 - rainbowhead (08/06/2013) [-]
My bad, I thought it was that elf in shop, who offered a hero to have sex.
Man, I should play Oblivion again.
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#9 - heartlessrobot (08/05/2013) [-]
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Wasn't this one obvious to everyone?
User avatar #60 to #9 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
its explained in Skyrim that the falmer used to be called Snow elves
User avatar #62 to #60 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, AKA Chimer.
User avatar #67 to #62 - Crusader (08/06/2013) [-]
Wrong.
Falmer are still elves, just mutated elves, they are Snow Elves.

Chimer are something completely different, after the betrayal of Nerevar Azura cast their golden skin Ashen and turned their eyes red. This created the Dunmer, you can see what the chimer used to look like by looking at Vivec or Almalexia.
User avatar #68 to #67 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
**** , it's 2 AM and my memory is going to **** , I'm sorry.
#63 to #62 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
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so they basically look like wood elves but white skin
User avatar #64 to #63 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Sure, why not? And OrsiMER are are clearly elves, as are DweMER.
#69 to #64 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
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i still want to know what the dwarves look like cause obviously there not short in the elder scrolls universe cause their armor would be to big for them
User avatar #96 to #69 - zorororonoa (08/06/2013) [-]
But everyone is the same size in elder scrolls. When it comes to armor, one size fits all. The armor even grows breasts when you give it to your female friend.
User avatar #119 to #69 - ginginhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
theres 2 dwemer examples , both in morrowind , theres the dwemer spirit that looks like the one below , and yagrum, hes in the corprosium
User avatar #70 to #69 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
You know those face statues in Dwemer ruins? That's what they looked like.
#74 to #70 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
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so this ?
#76 to #74 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
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I meant one of these things.
#77 to #76 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
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oh ok
#78 to #77 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #78 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
Elder Scrolls Lore: The Dwemer and Chimer Part 1 history of the Dwarves
User avatar #88 to #86 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
I'll remember that for later, it's almost 3 am and I should probably go to sleep.
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#210 to #9 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Today I found out I am bigger than tylosaurus    
Today was a good day   
 tylo gibe ur ass pics plz
Today I found out I am bigger than tylosaurus
Today was a good day
tylo gibe ur ass pics plz
User avatar #228 to #210 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
ppffft
User avatar #231 to #228 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
but its true bby, so now by law you have to gibe ass pics
its a real law trust me
User avatar #233 to #231 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
lol no.
User avatar #236 to #233 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
yus
User avatar #261 to #210 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Everybody wants the booty.
User avatar #262 to #261 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I know I do
User avatar #263 to #262 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
So do I. Maybe you could use my booty?
#269 to #263 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
maybe i could
#272 to #269 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
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I just cleaned up back there yesterday, so you're good to go.
User avatar #273 to #272 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
this is gonna sound awkward, but how do you even do that?
User avatar #274 to #273 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
My shower has a hose attaching the head. I took the head off, put the hose up mah butt, then turned on the water. I can't decide which feels better, freezing cold or steaming hot.
User avatar #275 to #274 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
tfw no detachable shower head
I cri evry tim
User avatar #278 to #275 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
You could try using a regular hose.
User avatar #280 to #278 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Well both of my hoses are connected outside, so i'm not sure how that would work.....
User avatar #281 to #280 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Do it outside?
User avatar #283 to #281 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Eh, I don't know about that one
Other then it probably getting the cops called on me,
it would also be a pretty big coming out of the closet to the whole neighborhood, including my parents.
User avatar #285 to #283 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Other than buying an enema kit, I don't see any other way.
User avatar #286 to #285 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Shiieeeeet
I'll find a way
I always do
User avatar #288 to #286 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, if you're like me you'll splooge half a pint of jizz when you do it.
User avatar #292 to #288 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Damn, you have no idea how much i want to do it now
User avatar #294 to #292 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, when you find a way, tell me.
User avatar #295 to #294 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Of course bby
#296 to #295 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
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Aw yiss
User avatar #149 to #9 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
Well it's right in the name, Falmer. The Mer are commonly known as Elves, as opposed to Men and whatever Khajit and Argonians are. Anyway, you got High Elves (Altmer), Wood Elves (Bosmer), Dark Elves (Dunmer), Orcs (Orsimer), Snow Elves (???mer), The Betrayed (Falmer!), Dwarves (Dwemer) and I think that's about it.
#215 to #149 - mrfistfucka (08/06/2013) [-]
Snow Elves are also called Falmer. Falmers are essentially just mutated Snow Elves.
#244 to #215 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
The Falmer are no longer Snow Elves. You can call them that, and I'm sure people will know what you mean. But the Falmer are hardly Snow Elves anymore.
#366 to #244 - mrfistfucka (08/06/2013) [-]
Falmer ARE Snow Elves. Just because they mutated doesn't make them any less Snow Elves.
Hit Snow Elf TES up on Google, and you'll see the sites call them Falmer.
User avatar #398 to #366 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
They are officially known as "The Betrayed", as referenced by the few remaining true Snow Elves, or just Falmer as that's what it says in the game. That Dwemer/Falmer research wizard guy (forget his name, it was a weird name) said that Falmer used to be Snow Elves, but years (decades? centuries?) of slavery and torture transformed them into what they are now, which is distinctly not the form of a Snow Elf.
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User avatar #191 to #149 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Can people please respond to the one not mentioning tylosaurus's dick?
User avatar #41 to #9 - ginginhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
i guess only the guys that played dawnguard know that
User avatar #44 to #41 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Or people that read the books. Seriously, I'm starting to get an impressive library in my home in falkreath.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ginginhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
And they say games like skyrim make you violent
#189 to #45 - hillbillypowpow (08/06/2013) [-]
and for the quest for what's-his-face (the one in skyrim that tells you where the elder scroll is, the crazy one in the ice tent) where he says he needs dwarf blood, he tells you by combining blood of all the currently living eves that you can make dwarf blood. Then you have to kill and harvest blood from falmer, high elves, wood elves, dark elves, and orcs.
#225 to #41 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Or the guys who noticed the super subtle connection in their proper names: OrsiMER DweMER FalMER AltMER DunMER BosMER.
User avatar #108 to #41 - baaltomekk (08/06/2013) [-]
In Skyrim, you get a quest to harvest the blood of all kinds of mer (=elves) to trick the Dwemer Box containing the Oghma Infinium. You would normaly need the blood of a dwemer (Dwarfs, but litteraly means "Deep Elves" or "Deep Folk") to open it, but since there are no dwemer left, you trick it by collecting blood from all other elven folks: orsimer (orcs), falmer (snow elves), Bosmer (Wood Elves), Altmer (High Elves) and Dunmer (Dark Elves).
#11 to #9 - diamondperzik (08/06/2013) [-]
o god when i read the reply haha
o god when i read the reply haha
User avatar #13 to #9 - azraelthemage (08/06/2013) [-]
And now everyone will be wanting to see what kind of conversation tylosaurus was having with you.
#14 to #13 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Hi there sexy. I'm being creepy, aren't I?
#18 to #16 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Quite.
User avatar #19 to #18 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #202 to #14 - yeorgh (08/06/2013) [-]
Days gay.
User avatar #17 to #13 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
We were talking about dicks.
User avatar #226 to #13 - tragono **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
Probably discussing the third moon of the joolian system, judging by the username in question.
User avatar #359 to #226 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
Nah, we were talking about dicks and gay sex.
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#10 to #9 - heartlessrobot (08/05/2013) [-]
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God damnit.
User avatar #290 to #10 - asimplepotato (08/06/2013) [-]
Orcs and falmers perhaps, but dwarves aswell?
User avatar #291 to #290 - heartlessrobot (08/06/2013) [-]
DWEMER
User avatar #293 to #291 - asimplepotato (08/06/2013) [-]
That explains it
#158 - silverlance (08/06/2013) [-]
mfw only two novels
User avatar #65 - Crusader (08/06/2013) [-]
WRONG
The night mother had 5 kids and sacrificed them to Sithis.
Those who believe in Sithis don't believe in the divines, as they worship Sithis as the only true power in the world, death, the only thing that cannot be stopped.
#217 to #65 - thatbrevitything (08/06/2013) [-]
Made me thought of this
User avatar #101 to #65 - karvarausku ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
^ This. The man is right, not only the night mother sacrifice the kids for sithis he did and gained his utmost favor, sithis as in void as in emptiness.
User avatar #113 to #65 - aldheim (08/06/2013) [-]
Death can't be stopped?
Tell that to every daedra ever.
User avatar #123 to #113 - skaffanl (08/06/2013) [-]
Well Daedra can die but they just respawn after a while in the realm they belong. At least that's what those Dremora told me in Oblivion. While they're death all they experience is emptiness and nothingness which is Sithis according to lore so even Daedra can't escape Sithis even though they'll eventually respawn.
User avatar #300 to #113 - Crusader (08/06/2013) [-]
They still die.
They just go back to oblivion and are resurrected, much like various mortals have been throughout history.
Death cannot be stopped, but it can be reversed.
#4 - mcdonaldsman (08/05/2013) [-]
the music made it 100x better tbh.
#298 - taniman (08/06/2013) [-]
Every race ending with,,mer'' is an elven race
User avatar #344 to #298 - existacne (08/06/2013) [-]
Well, no **** !
#257 - wetbproductions ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
did anyone else finish exactly when the music stopped?
User avatar #363 to #257 - undeadwill (08/06/2013) [-]
Yeah I was thinking "What sorcery is this?"
User avatar #265 to #257 - AnonsForSure (08/06/2013) [-]
you are one slow reader
User avatar #271 to #265 - wetbproductions ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
when you read to fast sometimes you miss things
#337 - thascomrad (08/06/2013) [-]
You meet the last dwemer in morrorwind.
#346 to #337 - youtookpoop ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
urgot?? i don't like urgot
User avatar #352 to #346 - princeofbrokensoul (08/06/2013) [-]
thats what i thought after so long when i played league.
User avatar #8 - wrinklynewt (08/05/2013) [-]
uhhh

*infernal city
not eternal city
#314 - godhatesmaggots (08/06/2013) [-]
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#61 - hrafnodinnsson (08/06/2013) [-]
To all the people saying that Orcs and dwarves aren't elfs or ondering how that makes sense it's true and makes sense when you look at the in game lore.

The orcs were originally a splinter group of the chimer(more about them futher down) they folllowed the hero-god trinimac and when they clashed with the main group of chimer that worshipped the reclamations(this term is used in skyrim, it refers to Boethiah, azura, and Mephala the daedric princes that are worshipped by the dunmer) Boethiah ate trinimac and he was changed in her stomach. His followers were also changed and becaim the orsimer(orcs). Orsimer mean changed ones or chaged elves. The word mer basically means elf.

Dwarve's actual name is Dwemer which means deep ones or deep elves. They were the same height as the rest of the mer. The dwemer didn't worship the gods or the daedra and instead prefered logic and academic pursuit. They dissappered for unknow reasons. Most speculate that in their academic persuit they perfeormed some terrible act and accidently killed themselves, others think they found some way to leave the plan of mundus.

The falmer are also called the snow elfs. When nords came to tamriel they started killing the falmer so that they could claim skyrim as their land. The falmer asked the dwemer for refuge in their underground citys and the dwermer agreed so long as they could experiment on them. The dwemer experiments turned them into what they are today.

Now lets talk about the Chimer. The Chimer were a race of elves that decided to leave their home land and move to morriwind under the leadership of the prophet veloth. The original Neravar(if you've played morriwind you know what i'm talking about) was a chimer. Basically they dissapered because they either turned into orcs or Dunmer with most turning into dunmer. The reason for this change was that the Neravar's original advisers used a set of artifacts called the kagrence tools to become like gods.
User avatar #124 to #61 - skaffanl (08/06/2013) [-]
Azura cursed the Chimer for betraying the Neravar!
#184 to #61 - poeg (08/06/2013) [-]
orcs were not originally chimer they were aldmer worshipers trinimac, enemies of the aldmer worshipers of boethiah(also known as the velothi). they became orcs when boethiah devoured trinimac and excreted malacath(an incident that lead to the velothi moving to morrowind and renaming themselves the chimer).

mer does not mean elf it means folk, orismer means pariah folk, chimer means changed folk.

also the falmer attacked the nords first leading to Ysgramor fleeing to atmora and returning with 500 companians to wipe out the falmer
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#209 - inuzukaa (08/06/2013) [-]
Im really exited about this
www.elderscrolls.com/anthology/
User avatar #351 to #209 - princeofbrokensoul (08/06/2013) [-]
holy **** so much want too lazy to look it up is there a price yet?
User avatar #395 to #351 - inuzukaa (08/06/2013) [-]
80$ for pre order, comes out in september i think
User avatar #248 to #209 - baditch (08/06/2013) [-]
I would be if I didn't already own everything in that collection.
#279 to #248 - inuzukaa (08/06/2013) [-]
#128 - phanactsanus (08/06/2013) [-]
Sithis did not sacrifice the five children to the divines. The night mother sacrificed the five children to Sithis.

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sithis_(Deity)
"[...] so she sacrificed her five children, thus sending them to the Void to reunite with their father."
www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Night_Mother
"It is said that she and her children were the first sacrifices to Sithis many years ago."
#6 - feffog (08/05/2013) [-]
is the book worth a read?
User avatar #48 to #6 - Onemanretardpack (08/06/2013) [-]
It's pretty trippy. I'd say read it, but expect it to be a lot more hard fiction than the games
User avatar #7 to #6 - MarauderMatt ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
I was fairly well written and doesn't stray too far from the lore of Elder Scrolls. I'd say yeah.
User avatar #130 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
But what about the book though, how well written was that?
User avatar #400 to #130 - MarauderMatt ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
About as well written as a pretty good fan fiction, which is pretty much what it is.
User avatar #353 - thecomkiller (08/06/2013) [-]
there's character creation in every elder scrolls game, in fact, daggerfall's class creation is ridiculously complex
who the night mother is, is subject to a large debate both in and out of the games, but regardless if that story is true, nobody says what you did. The story is that the Night Mother, a mortal woman, had 5 children and sacrificed them to her god Sithis. The divines were not involved at all.
the rest of these, while correct for the most part are... what's a word i can use without sounding mean?
User avatar #117 - krizzah (08/06/2013) [-]
"Daggerfall is one of the biggest TES games"

I'm sorry, but isn't Daggerfall the biggest gameworld ever made?
User avatar #129 to #117 - misfitxcreepx (08/06/2013) [-]
I think pretty much all of the terrain in that game was randomly generated. So yeah, I think it is. haha

According to wiki, Morrowind is .01% the size of Daggerfall.
#219 to #117 - mrfistfucka (08/06/2013) [-]
It's ******* huge, and IS the biggest TES game. Though, there has been a post here on Funnyjunk, showing off the biggest game worlds ever made. Daggerfall were number 2 or 3 or something, but not number one.
User avatar #312 to #117 - MatthewsGauss (08/06/2013) [-]
daggerfall is the biggest game in the world (except for minecraft because it never ends) because daggerfall is 161,600 square Kilometres or half the size of Great Britain
#197 - DremoraValkynaz (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes...more Elder Scrolls content, yes yes, this pleases me greatly.
User avatar #333 - jarna (08/06/2013) [-]
While this is a cool post and all, I'm a little annoyed that you wrote the book title as "eternal city" even though you have a picture of the cover of the book directly bellow it where the title is "infernal city".
User avatar #322 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/06/2013) [-]
A lot of this is false. Tiber Septim won't take the throne or be about to take the throne in ESO, the Nightmother is the one who sacrificed her 5 children, and they were in the name of Sithis. THAT is why she is the Night Mother. Sithis didn't sacrifice them to the Divines. It's also "The Infernal City", not "The Eternal City".
User avatar #327 to #322 - redbluemungo (08/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for that, I was deciding whether or not to be bothered
#43 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
Daggerfall was not only the largest elder scrolls, but one of the largest games ever made
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