Sorry. sauce: www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/critical-miss/10318-The-Canadian-Front. UN ANEH? I THINK IT' S KIND. damn right tim hortons canada
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#11 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
U.S. invading Canada? Fallout 4 confirmed
#12 to #11 - thisistolookatnsfw (08/05/2013) [-]
Actually, the US invaded Canada in Fallout 1 because the Chinese captured Anchorage in alaska and the Canadians didn't want them moving their army and using Canadian resources so they went to war and annexed it. Also in the slideshow at the start you see U.S soldiers in power armour executing Canadian freedom fighters.
#34 to #12 - loopymoodude (08/06/2013) [-]
unless its fallout 1 german version had the execution scene blanked out.
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User avatar #2 - evilredmuffin ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
damn right tim hortons
User avatar #10 - shoopdalazah (08/05/2013) [-]
That's not what Tim Hortons buildings look like! Blasphemy! Sacrilege!
#28 to #10 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
actually i'm a Canadian who works at Tim Horton and that looks just like the head office which is actually frikken small.they also have a big "testing facility" which is basically a huge kitchen for coming up with new products and it looks really similar to an actual mosque.
#14 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
its 2025. unless youre from the future you dont know what theyll look like
User avatar #15 to #14 - shoopdalazah (08/05/2013) [-]
Damn, Seems like you found me out. Back to the time rift I go.
User avatar #27 to #15 - bknob (08/06/2013) [-]
Just as long as they don't try draw any representations of Tim Horton, there won't be any issue.
#1 - alenkt (08/05/2013) [-]
This may come handy someday
#21 - paulthehero (08/06/2013) [-]
But...but I like Canadians...
-An American
User avatar #25 to #21 - darthblam (08/06/2013) [-]
I like Canada too.. that's where most of the good comedians come from.
#7 to #3 - metalmind (08/05/2013) [-]
USE THIS
USE THIS
#30 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
God, I love Tim Hortons.
God, I love Tim Hortons.
User avatar #37 to #30 - teoberry (08/06/2013) [-]
>double double
>sausage biscuit with cheese on an english muffin

dear God I could eat that for the rest of my life and not mind
#39 to #37 - moustachemustache (08/06/2013) [-]
I only got to go a few times while I was in Canada but Jesus, the chili.
I only got to go a few times while I was in Canada but Jesus, the chili.
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#29 - thedungeonmaster (08/06/2013) [-]
Canadian hitman finds no joy in his job
User avatar #6 - godlygodlerson (08/05/2013) [-]
since when was there a **************** channel?
User avatar #31 to #6 - Anonnnymous (08/06/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind being in this channel.
User avatar #4 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
tim hortons makes sense as a canadian mosque. the timmies religion is also being battled by starbucks, which is slowly corrupting the rest of canada, and ruining our native culture of cheap, easy to say coffee.
User avatar #16 - reginleif (08/06/2013) [-]
I must be the only person who isn't shocked at the US invades Canada scenario.....

It's in all probability going to happen, in a resource hungry world.

Either that or 1) Canada willingly throwing in with the US (most unlikely)
2) Canada shipping the resources to the US cheaply to avoid that war or to help us fight off a greater threat.

Think about it, massive freshwater supply, oil fields comparable with the Saudis, rare earth metals we probably won't be getting from China or Latin America.....

Do you seriously think that the US is going to sit back and let itself be nickeled and dimed by the Canadians, not to mention risk them selling those resources to the enemy?

But given Canada's land/resources/people ratio it probably won't end up a ******* mess, instead they'd simply be other states who couldn't gouge us on water costs.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sketchE ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
i see it more likely that well tell the environmentalists to shove off and dig in our own land. the US has metric ******** of oil and coal but all the environmentalists wont let us touch it
User avatar #22 to #17 - reginleif (08/06/2013) [-]
Enough to fund our needs, probably..... enough to fund a war? Not likely even before when we didn't give two ***** about the environment and polluted everything, there was shortages.

Canada has more resources, more land, and 1/10th of the population.

Given our acute water shortage (in the west we ALREADY sacrificed our crops) ...NOW it's a safe bet to say that we aren't going to get ****** around on price.
User avatar #40 to #22 - sketchE ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
i think one of my proffesors said we have enough coal to last almost 50 years. if his numbers are right thats more than enough. up in alaska we still have anwar. a huge oil reserve that we arent allowed to touch
User avatar #20 to #17 - thelastamerican ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
^He's right you know.
User avatar #18 to #16 - chiefboss (08/06/2013) [-]
actually i believe if there was a large enough threat Canada would throw in with the U.S or at least some sections of it.
User avatar #24 to #18 - reginleif (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm not so sure about that.....Canada and the US may be one of the closest countries politically, but they are still significantly different. I doubt many Canadians would want to join a country like the US unless they felt they had no other choice. (huge war)

>actually i believe if there was a large enough threat Canada would throw in with the U.S or at least some sections of it. <

Thing is, that would be up to Canada and not the US, and our assessments on threat levels aren't exactly equal.

And the threat could NOT be war, it could be mass shortages of water, or rare earths. Or oil.

In which case famine could bring out the worst in all sides.... Canada COULD go all profiteer on us(sorry)....and the US COULD be a total dick and invade a country for resources (again).

Or we could settle this like civilized people you know trade, diplomacy and **** .

But that's booorinng.



#32 to #16 - loopymoodude (08/06/2013) [-]
US tried to already, but they had there white house burned down.
i think.
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/05/2013) [-]
In what kind of world we live in that we make fun of Canadians for being "good guys".
User avatar #8 to #5 - xdeathspawnx (08/05/2013) [-]
its not making fun of them. I don't think any Canadian would be offended for being called nice.
#9 to #8 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/05/2013) [-]
I don't mean making fun in a derogatory way, but I mean that it's so rare that it can be made fun of.
#13 to #5 - bigwhitehound (08/05/2013) [-]
A world were the US thinks it's in charge and thinks it's all powerful. Makes me happy I'm Canadian.
User avatar #26 to #13 - ivoryhammer (08/06/2013) [-]
The US pretty much is in charge.
#41 to #26 - bigwhitehound (08/06/2013) [-]
Tell that to China
User avatar #19 to #13 - roliga (08/06/2013) [-]
You mean the real world?
#23 - anon (08/06/2013) [-]
War of 1812 anyone? Isaac Brock anyone?
User avatar #38 - lightninghedgehog (08/06/2013) [-]
but, we have tim hortons in america....


timbits are the **** .
User avatar #36 - kylekez (08/06/2013) [-]
I would worship at Tim Hortons.

Hell, I practically already do.
#35 - flufflepuff (08/06/2013) [-]
France isn't in the fight, but the response is still the same
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