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User avatar #10 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, as a fellow subway employee, you get breaks?? I worked a 10 hour shift yesterday straight through.. And it wasnt the first.
User avatar #200 to #10 - marinepenguin (08/05/2013) [-]
The law where I live in the US (state of Illinois), states that every 5 hours of labor must have a 30 minute break.
User avatar #223 to #10 - brockton (08/05/2013) [-]
pretty sure that is illegal
User avatar #236 to #10 - dreaddune ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Whoa, you don't have laws against so long shifts? I can't really remember the rules excactly, but here in Denmark, you get at the least 30 mins pause for 4-5 hours work
User avatar #247 to #10 - fyaq (08/05/2013) [-]
thats illegal dude.

you can actually sue them, because anything 6 hours+ requires a half hour break BY LAW.
User avatar #306 to #247 - lopaa (08/05/2013) [-]
I work in a hotel and I often work 12-15 hour shifts without a break. Its actually very rare we get a break and they wonder why all our staff keep leaving
User avatar #359 to #306 - fyaq (08/06/2013) [-]
thats illegal.... talk to human resources or even bring a suit up against the hotel. you can actually have a solid case if you can prove it.
User avatar #361 to #359 - lopaa (08/06/2013) [-]
We have spoke to our bosses about it but apparently hospitality can get away with things other companies can't. We often get put on double shifts, an example being the other day I did a 15 hour shift finished at 4:30 am then was due back in at half 7. Now by law you have to have 8 hours between shifts but the hotel don't give a **** .
#266 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
How hard is that? you stand there and move food on bread.
#309 to #266 - disruptard (08/05/2013) [-]
Have you ever even worked in retail dude? It can be pretty exhausting. If you want to do a good job of course.
Have you ever even worked in retail dude? It can be pretty exhausting. If you want to do a good job of course.
User avatar #22 to #10 - radamski (08/05/2013) [-]
After 4 hours of labor are you not legally entitled to a 15 minute break?
User avatar #148 to #22 - connorjay (08/05/2013) [-]
In the UK I think it's 6/8 hours actually, not 100%
#192 to #148 - rotaryking (08/05/2013) [-]
6/8 of an hour? But that's only 45 minutes...
User avatar #155 to #148 - romdomcom (08/05/2013) [-]
no, it is 4 hours
User avatar #259 to #195 - romdomcom (08/05/2013) [-]
whoops, sorry, I guess a few years have gone by since I last checked
User avatar #26 to #22 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
I generally work 6 or 11 hour shifts, and in the 2 years I've been working there I've never had a break. Nor have my coworkers..
User avatar #37 to #26 - deadrifler (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you are a US employee, that is against labor laws.
User avatar #40 to #37 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
It's not just my store, I frequently get asked to work at another store down the street and its the same there
User avatar #41 to #40 - deadrifler (08/05/2013) [-]
When I worked at Victoria's Secret and even at American Eagle, even a 4-6 hour shift at least got a 10 minute break. My current job, every 3 hours you work you are given a 10 minute break, once you break 6 hours you get a 30 minute lunch.(Gotta love Union labor requirements.)
User avatar #44 to #41 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
Well I used to work in landscaping at a private university, we got 30 min. breaks every 5 hours. But that was WAY more physically demanding.
User avatar #47 to #44 - deadrifler (08/05/2013) [-]
Victoria's Secret certainly wasn't physically demanding. Boxes of lingerie are not very heavy.
User avatar #54 to #47 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
Neither is subway, just the fact that were on our feet all day
User avatar #158 to #54 - fullosprey (08/05/2013) [-]
I think it is illegal to work over 4 hours without getting a short break but jobs are in such high demand that if you bring that up companies will just fire your sorry ass and employ the next person. It sucks but unfortunately thats just the way it is...
#130 to #26 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
A couple friends of mine worked at subway, and I'd hear the same from them. Forcing you to work that long, without even the option of a break, is illegal. Likewise (at least in New York), if you're working a 6 hour shift or longer, your employer is LEGALLY required to give you a 30 minute lunchbreak. Unfortunately, Subway doesn't give a crap, and they'll probably countersue anyone who brings it to light.
User avatar #46 to #26 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
They're breaking subway policy then.

My boss is awesome, and gives us our break each day we work. I don't like to ask for it though, so if he doesn't tell me to take a break I'll work straight through, as I'm only working a 4-5 hours a day. I only asked once as my feet were absolutely killing me and I biked there (and will be biking back).
User avatar #51 to #46 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
I really don't mind, but I still feel a little ticked that they don't even offer. I sympathize with the aching feet, I have shoe inserts but they don't really help. Really bugs me on the longer shifts
User avatar #191 to #51 - mistafishy (08/05/2013) [-]
Caddying is at least as bad.

Walking around a golf course with a good 40 pounds on your back for 5 hours in the heat getting sand and dirt stuck in your socks isn't a spectacular gig...
User avatar #28 to #26 - radamski (08/05/2013) [-]
I've done long shifts before but I get a break around 6 hours in. That's tough man
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User avatar #31 to #28 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
I would bring it up with management but I'm leaving in a few weeks so at this point idgaf
User avatar #307 to #22 - baaltomekk (08/05/2013) [-]
Here in Germany, you need to get a 30 minutes break if you work more than 6 hours. 1 hour if you work more than 8 hours.
User avatar #262 to #22 - blueej (08/05/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that only applies if you are under the age of 18. i might be wrong though. i just had a job when i was 17 and they let me have a break every 4 hours like you said.
#122 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
thats ur fault... its illegal to not get offered a break every 5 hours so you shouldve gotten 2
User avatar #58 to #10 - thenewgizmobox (08/05/2013) [-]
dude, i work at kroger as a bag boy, and i get at least a 15 minute break half way, even on a 4 hour shift.
User avatar #59 to #58 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
All this info makes me so much happier to be leaving in a few weeks
User avatar #60 to #59 - thenewgizmobox (08/05/2013) [-]
yeah really, you need a better job than that **** . i'm pretty sure they're breaking some laws.
User avatar #77 to #10 - themongoose (08/05/2013) [-]
time to make the report to the labor board, my friend. That's a crapload of unpaid wages, and especially if you're in CA, you're in for a pretty nice check if you've worked there long.
User avatar #115 to #10 - opinionated (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm a bagger at a grocery store, and I get a 15 minute break for every 4 hours I work and a 30 minute lunch break for every 6. It's required by law for them to give you atleast a 15 minute break for each 4 hour shifts.
User avatar #133 to #10 - lietuvisss (08/05/2013) [-]
i work at subway in UK if we work more than a 5 hour shift we get a break and ofcourse a sub to eat.
User avatar #143 to #10 - nustix (08/05/2013) [-]
Isn't that like.... illegal? After a 4 hour shift they are obligated to give us atleast a 15 minute break.
#166 to #10 - braddlesxp (08/05/2013) [-]
i detail buildings for a living and i get to say "ALRIGHT im on break" and i watch youtube videos while eating my lunch for an hour, im even allowed to walk out of the office and go down to the shops quickly even when im not on break
User avatar #197 to #10 - MrPow (08/05/2013) [-]
Its the same thing at my movie theater because people constantly come in.
We have "breaks" but we're "obligated" to be near the register.
#180 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, legally you are entitled to a break. If you aren't allowed to take a break after that long, you can sue.
User avatar #43 to #10 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
One 15 minute break + free six inch sub at my place.
User avatar #48 to #43 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
I.. Hate you. I have to pay for mine. Well, I'm supposed to. I generally don't, and act surprised when they say we're short a certain amount of bread at the end of the month
User avatar #49 to #48 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
Under discounts in the register isn't there a button that says employee meal, way off to the right?

Your place is seriously breaking the subway policy... you could easily complain to the company and get it under new, better management.
User avatar #56 to #49 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [-]
We have no such button, and we just got a new manager. The higher ups say it was because we didn't have high enough sales, but were positive its because the owner didn't like the old manager. The new ones horrible, and she cut all of the previous workers hours for the new workers. Who just happen to be related to her..
User avatar #72 to #56 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
Complain to the highest possible person. Subway policy is pretty tight in accordance with the law, and to cut breaks because there aren't high enough sales is unethical and will not help sales.

As a new worker I saw two days a week and my hours were the worst, because my boss knew the value of a trained worker over a newbie. Your place just sounds like it's a mess and that it's being run into the ground by bad people, I hope you really do manage to get a better job and/or sue.
#36 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa, Subway is ******** than Walmart?
User avatar #342 to #10 - natanzev (08/06/2013) [-]
I work at subway and i always get breaks man
User avatar #12 to #10 - pivotmasterdm (08/05/2013) [-]
Not often but my cool manager doesn't usually care if I took 10-15 minutes to myself
User avatar #21 to #17 - jpg (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm actually impressed that no-one had your name for so long.
#358 to #17 - manager (08/06/2013) [-]
I love you guys. Seriously, thank you.
#33 - dfromnewyork (08/05/2013) [-]
There is a subway by my school and pretty much one guy works all the shifts. lets call him hector.

>Walk in at 9 am
>Hector at counter as usual
> A huge ass mexican 9 year old girl is ordering
> Shes alone
> Hector procedes to make the samwich
> He puts it in the microwave oven thing
> Girl starts yelling
> Apparently she likes her meatballs cold?
> She is slamming on the glass demanding Hector to take out the sub
> He takes the samwich out and finishes her order
> "that would be 5.96
> She takes the samwich and tastes it
> She snatches the samwich and starts to make a getaway
> She trips on a leg on a chair
> She faceplants and lands on her samwich
> Shes crying
> Me and hector are laughing our ass off
> Hector proceeds to call police and watch as a hispanic whale is carried off into a cruiser
>She looks at me and hector with disgust
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User avatar #50 to #45 - dfromnewyork (08/05/2013) [-]
It was a school day at 9 am. and there was a 9 year old girl unattended.... A truant officer or any officer would of taken her to her parents. not jail
#53 to #50 - tyroneisanigger (08/05/2013) [-]
Oh, well truancy violation makes sense.
User avatar #112 to #53 - hhhghhg (08/05/2013) [-]
also attempted theft
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User avatar #248 to #33 - herptyderpies (08/05/2013) [-]
they have to toast flat-bread or else when they fold it it will rip into two pieces
User avatar #16 - nswb (08/05/2013) [-]
I too am an employee of Subway.
There is a small creepy pasty guy who comes in to my work everyday.
He is always sweating, and mumbles.
Every time orders a veggie with no vegetables.
Asks for a ton of mayonnaise, at least a third of a bottle.
Sits at table farthest away from anyone and licks the mayonnaise off the sub.
Proceeds to throws sub away.
User avatar #171 to #16 - yetiyitties (08/05/2013) [-]
Ask him what his favorite website is...and also what his favorite type of music is...
User avatar #29 to #16 - nuclearnarwhal (08/05/2013) [-]
#190 - KungFuZerO (08/05/2013) [-]
Subway Stories Part 4

> Walk into subway
> Order a sandwich
> "No"
> ******* .jpg
> "Im not going to make you a sandwich"
> ******* teenager thinks he's funny ****
> Grab him by the shirt collar
> Whisper "Make. Me. A. Goddamn. Sandwich."
> Kid starts shaking
> People in subway start yelling
> Ticket checker comes by
> "Sir, do you have a ticket?"
> IAintGotTimeFoDis.mp4
> "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get off the subway"
> Grab my **** and step off the underground train
> ******* subway
#312 to #190 - phudgepacker (08/05/2013) [-]
Did not see that one coming
#257 to #190 - Bforbacon (08/05/2013) [-]
8/10 Pretty good, wasn't expecting it, but -1 for making me post
#210 to #190 - yisumad (08/05/2013) [-]
#144 - jjholt (08/05/2013) [-]
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
User avatar #159 to #144 - natanhiel (08/05/2013) [-]
Because it's made up as ****
#137 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]

I've always wanted to work with the Weasleys
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#5 - supbiatches (08/05/2013) [-]
Kids face when
Kids face when
#81 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [-]
Let's go after this kid, Frank
User avatar #225 to #81 - frostyballa (08/05/2013) [-]
hellll yeah just watched that movie for the first time on netflix.
User avatar #82 to #81 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
Damnit, I want to watch this movie again now.

God Bless America was a great ******* movie and in my top 10 of all time.
#83 to #82 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [-]
****		 yeah it is. My top 10 as well.
**** yeah it is. My top 10 as well.
User avatar #193 to #83 - mistafishy (08/05/2013) [-]
I wish this movie made a bigger impact, it was pretty damn good.

Plus Tara Lynn Barr is hot...
User avatar #84 to #83 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
OH GOD THAT SCENE. That was one of the best parts ever.
User avatar #85 to #84 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [-]
It doesn't work without the music to accompany it though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
If you had the whole scene of him busting down the door to that part, that would be great. Too bad it would probably be too big.

But yeah, the music accompanied this scene better than most music accompanies anything in general.
#90 to #86 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [-]
Fun fact, Frank's actor was most recently in Monsters University. I recognized his voice.
User avatar #91 to #90 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
I still have to see that. But between everything I'm saving up money for, I just don't have enough to go to the movies right now.
#94 to #91 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [-]
Money troubles, eh?
User avatar #97 to #94 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, between birthday gifts for some friends, a wedding gift for my sister and many other things, I'm running low on money.

While I would bootleg it. I have a friend who can do it for me. I'm not so sure he's into the movie.
User avatar #119 to #83 - mrantoniou (08/05/2013) [-]
What movie is this from?
User avatar #87 to #82 - makejuicebro (08/05/2013) [-]
Was it ever out in theaters? I remember seeing a trailer but only online. Where can I go to watch it?
User avatar #89 to #87 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
It's on Instant Netflix if you have an account. Well worth the watch in my opinion if you have Netflix.
User avatar #93 to #89 - makejuicebro (08/05/2013) [-]
Thank! I was really excited for it, im sure it will be good
User avatar #95 to #93 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
Good is an understatement. It's amazing.
User avatar #98 to #95 - makejuicebro (08/05/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOO Its not on the ****** Canadian Netflix! Or at least not anymore.
User avatar #99 to #98 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
DAMN YOU CANADA! Have you checked youtube?
User avatar #101 to #99 - makejuicebro (08/05/2013) [-]
No but i will see this movie come hell or high water!
User avatar #102 to #101 - itsnotbutthurt (08/05/2013) [-]
That's the spirit!
#80 - JollyPirateDonuts (08/05/2013) [-]
>Been working at Subway for a few months, first job, was about 17
>Learned how to deal with customers and pretty much run the store
>Friend of mine needed job, tall lengthy goofy ****
>Train and work with him for a few weeks.
>Work shift with just him an myself.
>Start cleaning up a bit, tell friend (Call him beanstalk) to start cleaning bathrooms
>he finishes up mens room, on to the womens
>Beanstalk has to **** , does not want to **** in toilet he spent forever cleaning
>"anon, think i should just use womens room?"
>"Sure beanstalk, we're dead and it should cause a problem"
>Beanstalk starts to release Krapen when I notice a car pull up
>Oldest couple ive ever seen manage to make their way into the store
>I mean old, like OLD
>5 mph winds would break bones old
>they scuddle their way to counter
>man starts to make order, woman needs to use the restroom
> ****** .jpg
>Makes her way to the door
>I figure she would knock or try to open the door but coudlnt because i twas locked
>Beanstalk frantically tries to get up to close door, Woman shreeks like a dying ox
>Im pissing myself laughing while trying to take mans order
>beanstalk leaves bathroom and apologizes, woman enters bathroom
>I ring man up, Beanstalk had to make womans sandwich for her.
>that day, I knew exactly what hilarity felt/seen/tasted like, Feelsgoodman
User avatar #351 to #80 - niggastolemyname (08/06/2013) [-]
#142 - seizure (08/05/2013) [-]
>be an exchange student in the US
>be in DC with a friend
>we look on map for something to eat, decide we want Subway
>we ask a few people where Subway is because we suck at navigation
>they all point to the same direction
>half-way down the escalator we realized that we were heading underground to an actual subway
#339 to #142 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
The Metro is actually pretty fun to ride though!
User avatar #354 to #339 - joethebeast (08/06/2013) [-]
not in the year 2277
#343 to #339 - seizure (08/06/2013) [-]
not when you're hungry and don't know where you're gonna end up it's not
User avatar #147 to #142 - makedonski (08/05/2013) [-]
****** classic
#118 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Kids like this need a good spanking to keep **** like this out of their system.
#186 to #118 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
whats up with the ******* stars?
#146 to #118 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Or just, y'know, not spoil them in the first place.
It's a pretty crazy idea, right?
User avatar #136 to #118 - mion (08/05/2013) [-]
It's the parents fault for spoiling their ******* kids in the first place.

I have a little brother (4,5 years old) and if he wants a toy or something, he first either has to give away an older one or throw it away, or he gets one for his birthday.

I really don't understand why parents have to spoil their kids. That ******* kid is 10 years old. The parents should teach him/her to have respect others if you want to be taken seriously and not as a joke. This is something that just makes me mad, seriously.
#120 to #118 - zakaizer (08/05/2013) [-]
Spanking? This 			*****		 needs something along the lines of .22cc of lead to his knee
Spanking? This ***** needs something along the lines of .22cc of lead to his knee
#121 to #120 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
>MFW some one understands.
#18 - crohnos (08/05/2013) [-]
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
#1 - sinclairr (08/05/2013) [-]
>Mfw if I was you
User avatar #3 to #1 - pivotmasterdm (08/05/2013) [-]
Alot of people think mcdonalds is the only place that gets people like this.
If anything subway was worse cause we had the fat cunts trying to eat healthy
User avatar #6 to #3 - sinclairr (08/05/2013) [-]
Because of Jerade Not sure if I spelled his name right, and I'm too lazy to look it up and his weight loss. The southpark episode about how he didn't just lose weight on the sandwiches pretty much explains my opinion on that though.

anyhow, if these stories are true than you deserve the thumbs for living through these situations
User avatar #231 - TastyBurger (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm calling fake.

Teriyaki's the ******* **** .
#252 to #231 - pexualsredator (08/05/2013) [-]
Sweet onion chicken Teriyaki? One of God's greatest creations.
User avatar #27 - xIArcticIx (08/05/2013) [-]
Its funny I went into subway today to get my usual Footlong Turkey sub and this kid was in front of me and he looked at my lanyard holding my car keys. He took them right out of my pocket and ran outside and the manager then rushed out and tackled the ****** . He told me he was sorry and he paid for my sub.
#138 - pappathethird (08/05/2013) [-]
worth the read
#176 - skiskate (08/05/2013) [-]
I love these OC stories. They are what make funnyjunk better then all the other websites.
#149 - rskamaka (08/05/2013) [-]
****		 that kid. You Deal with alot of 			****		 and i respect you for it my good sir.
**** that kid. You Deal with alot of **** and i respect you for it my good sir.
#107 - wulphshadowtail (08/05/2013) [-]
I want to applaud you for reviving the soul of sirbrentco's epic stories through your own equally great ones. As a reward, have this box of ice cream.
User avatar #220 - welfarekid (08/05/2013) [-]
>Worked at subway
>Very hot summer, people walking in every second
>Lady walks in, wants a toasted ham and turkey, on blah, with blahblahblah
>The entire time I am assembling her delicious meal, a fly is encircling my head.
>The fly comes in for a crash landing and landed on a piece of lettuce
>I took off the lettuce, because it was just a fly
>"Ahem, you are going to make me a new sandwich right?"
>"Ma'm I am in a lunch rush, if you are to have me completely remake this, I'll have to clear some people out of here, this sandwich is fine."
>"A fly landed on it."
>"No, Ma'm a fly landed on some lettuce that I threw away"
>I had already told her I would make her another sandwich, even though this one is fine if she'd like, so I responded by..
>Throwing her sandwich across the restaurant ringing the garbage can, and yelling "I WOULD EAT THIS ******* SANDWICH, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A ******* BARBECUE!? BUT HERES A NEW ONE AT YOUR REQUEST, WHAT DO YOU WANT ON IT!?"
It was a fun job.
User avatar #224 to #220 - bladebites (08/05/2013) [-]
That's a funny story, but I don't think you're cut out for that job, dude.
In reality the sandwich was fine, obviously, but in places like that generally speaking you do have to make her a new one. It's a restaurant. The lady's insane, but not for asking for a new sandwich.
You kinda went overboard with the sandwich flinging.
User avatar #229 to #224 - welfarekid (08/05/2013) [-]
I mean I did, but my day had been a stressful one.
User avatar #293 to #229 - bladebites (08/05/2013) [-]
I totally get it though. No one wants to put up with that **** .
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