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Subway Stories PT 3

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#10 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah, as a fellow subway employee, you get breaks?? I worked a 10 hour shift yesterday straight through.. And it wasnt the first.
#200 to #10 - marinepenguin
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The law where I live in the US (state of Illinois), states that every 5 hours of labor must have a 30 minute break.
#223 to #10 - brockton
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pretty sure that is illegal
#236 to #10 - dreaddune
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Whoa, you don't have laws against so long shifts? I can't really remember the rules excactly, but here in Denmark, you get at the least 30 mins pause for 4-5 hours work
#247 to #10 - fyaq
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(08/05/2013) [-]
thats illegal dude.

you can actually sue them, because anything 6 hours+ requires a half hour break BY LAW.
#306 to #247 - lopaa
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I work in a hotel and I often work 12-15 hour shifts without a break. Its actually very rare we get a break and they wonder why all our staff keep leaving
#359 to #306 - fyaq
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(08/06/2013) [-]
thats illegal.... talk to human resources or even bring a suit up against the hotel. you can actually have a solid case if you can prove it.
#361 to #359 - lopaa
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We have spoke to our bosses about it but apparently hospitality can get away with things other companies can't. We often get put on double shifts, an example being the other day I did a 15 hour shift finished at 4:30 am then was due back in at half 7. Now by law you have to have 8 hours between shifts but the hotel don't give a ****.
#266 to #10 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
How hard is that? you stand there and move food on bread.
#309 to #266 - disruptard
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Have you ever even worked in retail dude? It can be pretty exhausting. If you want to do a good job of course.
Have you ever even worked in retail dude? It can be pretty exhausting. If you want to do a good job of course.
#22 to #10 - radamski
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(08/05/2013) [-]
After 4 hours of labor are you not legally entitled to a 15 minute break?
#148 to #22 - connorjay
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(08/05/2013) [-]
In the UK I think it's 6/8 hours actually, not 100%
#192 to #148 - rotaryking
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(08/05/2013) [-]
6/8 of an hour? But that's only 45 minutes...
#155 to #148 - romdomcom
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(08/05/2013) [-]
no, it is 4 hours
#259 to #195 - romdomcom
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(08/05/2013) [-]
whoops, sorry, I guess a few years have gone by since I last checked
#26 to #22 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I generally work 6 or 11 hour shifts, and in the 2 years I've been working there I've never had a break. Nor have my coworkers..
#37 to #26 - deadrifler
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you are a US employee, that is against labor laws.
#40 to #37 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
It's not just my store, I frequently get asked to work at another store down the street and its the same there
#41 to #40 - deadrifler
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(08/05/2013) [-]
When I worked at Victoria's Secret and even at American Eagle, even a 4-6 hour shift at least got a 10 minute break. My current job, every 3 hours you work you are given a 10 minute break, once you break 6 hours you get a 30 minute lunch.(Gotta love Union labor requirements.)
#44 to #41 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Well I used to work in landscaping at a private university, we got 30 min. breaks every 5 hours. But that was WAY more physically demanding.
#47 to #44 - deadrifler
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Victoria's Secret certainly wasn't physically demanding. Boxes of lingerie are not very heavy.
#54 to #47 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Neither is subway, just the fact that were on our feet all day
#158 to #54 - fullosprey
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I think it is illegal to work over 4 hours without getting a short break but jobs are in such high demand that if you bring that up companies will just fire your sorry ass and employ the next person. It sucks but unfortunately thats just the way it is...
#46 to #26 - elcreepo
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They're breaking subway policy then.

My boss is awesome, and gives us our break each day we work. I don't like to ask for it though, so if he doesn't tell me to take a break I'll work straight through, as I'm only working a 4-5 hours a day. I only asked once as my feet were absolutely killing me and I biked there (and will be biking back).
#51 to #46 - qpcugh
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I really don't mind, but I still feel a little ticked that they don't even offer. I sympathize with the aching feet, I have shoe inserts but they don't really help. Really bugs me on the longer shifts
#191 to #51 - mistafishy
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Caddying is at least as bad.

Walking around a golf course with a good 40 pounds on your back for 5 hours in the heat getting sand and dirt stuck in your socks isn't a spectacular gig...
#28 to #26 - radamski
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I've done long shifts before but I get a break around 6 hours in. That's tough man
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#31 to #28 - qpcugh
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I would bring it up with management but I'm leaving in a few weeks so at this point idgaf
#130 to #26 - anon
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A couple friends of mine worked at subway, and I'd hear the same from them. Forcing you to work that long, without even the option of a break, is illegal. Likewise (at least in New York), if you're working a 6 hour shift or longer, your employer is LEGALLY required to give you a 30 minute lunchbreak. Unfortunately, Subway doesn't give a crap, and they'll probably countersue anyone who brings it to light.
#307 to #22 - baaltomekk
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Here in Germany, you need to get a 30 minutes break if you work more than 6 hours. 1 hour if you work more than 8 hours.
#262 to #22 - blueej
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(08/05/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that only applies if you are under the age of 18. i might be wrong though. i just had a job when i was 17 and they let me have a break every 4 hours like you said.
#122 to #10 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
thats ur fault... its illegal to not get offered a break every 5 hours so you shouldve gotten 2
#58 to #10 - thenewgizmobox
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(08/05/2013) [-]
dude, i work at kroger as a bag boy, and i get at least a 15 minute break half way, even on a 4 hour shift.
#59 to #58 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
All this info makes me so much happier to be leaving in a few weeks
#60 to #59 - thenewgizmobox
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yeah really, you need a better job than that ****. i'm pretty sure they're breaking some laws.
#77 to #10 - themongoose
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(08/05/2013) [-]
time to make the report to the labor board, my friend. That's a crapload of unpaid wages, and especially if you're in CA, you're in for a pretty nice check if you've worked there long.
#115 to #10 - opinionated
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I'm a bagger at a grocery store, and I get a 15 minute break for every 4 hours I work and a 30 minute lunch break for every 6. It's required by law for them to give you atleast a 15 minute break for each 4 hour shifts.
#133 to #10 - lietuvisss ONLINE
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(08/05/2013) [-]
i work at subway in UK if we work more than a 5 hour shift we get a break and ofcourse a sub to eat.
#143 to #10 - nustix
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Isn't that like.... illegal? After a 4 hour shift they are obligated to give us atleast a 15 minute break.
#166 to #10 - braddlesxp
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(08/05/2013) [-]
i detail buildings for a living and i get to say "ALRIGHT im on break" and i watch youtube videos while eating my lunch for an hour, im even allowed to walk out of the office and go down to the shops quickly even when im not on break
#197 to #10 - MrPow
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Its the same thing at my movie theater because people constantly come in.
We have "breaks" but we're "obligated" to be near the register.
#180 to #10 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, legally you are entitled to a break. If you aren't allowed to take a break after that long, you can sue.
#43 to #10 - elcreepo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
One 15 minute break + free six inch sub at my place.
#48 to #43 - qpcugh
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I.. Hate you. I have to pay for mine. Well, I'm supposed to. I generally don't, and act surprised when they say we're short a certain amount of bread at the end of the month
#49 to #48 - elcreepo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Under discounts in the register isn't there a button that says employee meal, way off to the right?

Your place is seriously breaking the subway policy... you could easily complain to the company and get it under new, better management.
#56 to #49 - qpcugh
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We have no such button, and we just got a new manager. The higher ups say it was because we didn't have high enough sales, but were positive its because the owner didn't like the old manager. The new ones horrible, and she cut all of the previous workers hours for the new workers. Who just happen to be related to her..
#72 to #56 - elcreepo
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Complain to the highest possible person. Subway policy is pretty tight in accordance with the law, and to cut breaks because there aren't high enough sales is unethical and will not help sales.

As a new worker I saw two days a week and my hours were the worst, because my boss knew the value of a trained worker over a newbie. Your place just sounds like it's a mess and that it's being run into the ground by bad people, I hope you really do manage to get a better job and/or sue.
#36 to #10 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Whoa whoa whoa, Subway is ******** than Walmart?
#342 to #10 - natanzev
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I work at subway and i always get breaks man
#12 to #10 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Not often but my cool manager doesn't usually care if I took 10-15 minutes to myself
#17 to #12 - manager
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#21 to #17 - jpg
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I'm actually impressed that no-one had your name for so long.
#358 to #17 - manager
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I love you guys. Seriously, thank you.
#341 to #12 - thehardstudynot
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#33 - dfromnewyork
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(08/05/2013) [-]
There is a subway by my school and pretty much one guy works all the shifts. lets call him hector.

>Walk in at 9 am
>Hector at counter as usual
> A huge ass mexican 9 year old girl is ordering
> Shes alone
> "I WANT A MEATBALL MARINARA FOOTLONG ON FLATBREAD"
> Hector procedes to make the samwich
> He puts it in the microwave oven thing
> Girl starts yelling
> Apparently she likes her meatballs cold?
> She is slamming on the glass demanding Hector to take out the sub
> He takes the samwich out and finishes her order
> "that would be 5.96
> She takes the samwich and tastes it
> "ITS WARM"
> " YOU RUINED MY ORDER IM NOT PAYING RETARD!"
> She snatches the samwich and starts to make a getaway
> She trips on a leg on a chair
> She faceplants and lands on her samwich
> Shes crying
> Me and hector are laughing our ass off
> Hector proceeds to call police and watch as a hispanic whale is carried off into a cruiser
>She looks at me and hector with disgust
>MFW
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#50 to #45 - dfromnewyork
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It was a school day at 9 am. and there was a 9 year old girl unattended.... A truant officer or any officer would of taken her to her parents. not jail
#53 to #50 - tyroneisanigger
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Oh, well truancy violation makes sense.
#112 to #53 - hhhghhg
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(08/05/2013) [-]
also attempted theft
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#248 to #33 - herptyderpies
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they have to toast flat-bread or else when they fold it it will rip into two pieces
#190 - KungFuZerO
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Subway Stories Part 4

> Walk into subway
> Order a sandwich
> "No"
> *******.jpg
> "Im not going to make you a sandwich"
> ******* teenager thinks he's funny ****
> Grab him by the shirt collar
> Whisper "Make. Me. A. Goddamn. Sandwich."
> Kid starts shaking
> People in subway start yelling
> Ticket checker comes by
> "Sir, do you have a ticket?"
> IAintGotTimeFoDis.mp4
> "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get off the subway"
> Grab my **** and step off the underground train
> ******* subway
#257 to #190 - Bforbacon
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8/10 Pretty good, wasn't expecting it, but -1 for making me post
#312 to #190 - phudgepacker
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Did not see that one coming
#319 to #190 - metropolis
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Comment Picture
#300 to #190 - gunatyoface
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Comment Picture
#302 to #190 - organicglory
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Comment Picture
#210 to #190 - yisumad
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WAHT A TWSIT
WAHT A TWSIT
#16 - nswb
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I too am an employee of Subway.
There is a small creepy pasty guy who comes in to my work everyday.
He is always sweating, and mumbles.
Every time orders a veggie with no vegetables.
Asks for a ton of mayonnaise, at least a third of a bottle.
Sits at table farthest away from anyone and licks the mayonnaise off the sub.
Proceeds to throws sub away.
#171 to #16 - yetiyitties
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Ask him what his favorite website is...and also what his favorite type of music is...
#29 to #16 - nuclearnarwhal
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Wat.
#118 - Garude
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Kids like this need a good spanking to keep **** like this out of their system.
#146 to #118 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Or just, y'know, not spoil them in the first place.
It's a pretty crazy idea, right?
#186 to #118 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
whats up with the ******* stars?
#253 to #186 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
**** **** ******* **** **** ****.
#136 to #118 - mion
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(08/05/2013) [-]
It's the parents fault for spoiling their ******* kids in the first place.

I have a little brother (4,5 years old) and if he wants a toy or something, he first either has to give away an older one or throw it away, or he gets one for his birthday.

I really don't understand why parents have to spoil their kids. That ******* kid is 10 years old. The parents should teach him/her to have respect others if you want to be taken seriously and not as a joke. This is something that just makes me mad, seriously.
#120 to #118 - zakaizer
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Spanking? This ***** needs something along the lines of .22cc of lead to his knee
Spanking? This ***** needs something along the lines of .22cc of lead to his knee
#121 to #120 - Garude
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(08/05/2013) [-]
>MFW some one understands.
#80 - JollyPirateDonuts
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>Been working at Subway for a few months, first job, was about 17
>Learned how to deal with customers and pretty much run the store
>Friend of mine needed job, tall lengthy goofy ****
>Train and work with him for a few weeks.
>Work shift with just him an myself.
>Start cleaning up a bit, tell friend (Call him beanstalk) to start cleaning bathrooms
>he finishes up mens room, on to the womens
>Beanstalk has to ****, does not want to **** in toilet he spent forever cleaning
>"anon, think i should just use womens room?"
>"Sure beanstalk, we're dead and it should cause a problem"
>Beanstalk starts to release Krapen when I notice a car pull up
>Oldest couple ive ever seen manage to make their way into the store
>I mean old, like OLD
>5 mph winds would break bones old
>they scuddle their way to counter
>man starts to make order, woman needs to use the restroom
>******.jpg
>Makes her way to the door
>I figure she would knock or try to open the door but coudlnt because i twas locked
>NOPE.avi
>Beanstalk frantically tries to get up to close door, Woman shreeks like a dying ox
>Im pissing myself laughing while trying to take mans order
>beanstalk leaves bathroom and apologizes, woman enters bathroom
>I ring man up, Beanstalk had to make womans sandwich for her.
>that day, I knew exactly what hilarity felt/seen/tasted like, Feelsgoodman
#351 to #80 - niggastolemyname
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Coolstory.tiff
#1 - sinclairr
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(08/05/2013) [-]
>Mfw if I was you
#3 to #1 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Alot of people think mcdonalds is the only place that gets people like this.
If anything subway was worse cause we had the fat cunts trying to eat healthy
#6 to #3 - sinclairr
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Because of Jerade Not sure if I spelled his name right, and I'm too lazy to look it up and his weight loss. The southpark episode about how he didn't just lose weight on the sandwiches pretty much explains my opinion on that though.

anyhow, if these stories are true than you deserve the thumbs for living through these situations
#18 - crohnos
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
#144 - jjholt
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
#159 to #144 - natanhiel
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Because it's made up as ****
#5 - supbiatches
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Kids face when
Kids face when