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User avatar #10 - qpcugh (08/05/2013) [+] (56 replies)
Woah woah woah, as a fellow subway employee, you get breaks?? I worked a 10 hour shift yesterday straight through.. And it wasnt the first.
#33 - dfromnewyork (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There is a subway by my school and pretty much one guy works all the shifts. lets call him hector.

>Walk in at 9 am
>Hector at counter as usual
> A huge ass mexican 9 year old girl is ordering
> Shes alone
> Hector procedes to make the samwich
> He puts it in the microwave oven thing
> Girl starts yelling
> Apparently she likes her meatballs cold?
> She is slamming on the glass demanding Hector to take out the sub
> He takes the samwich out and finishes her order
> "that would be 5.96
> She takes the samwich and tastes it
> She snatches the samwich and starts to make a getaway
> She trips on a leg on a chair
> She faceplants and lands on her samwich
> Shes crying
> Me and hector are laughing our ass off
> Hector proceeds to call police and watch as a hispanic whale is carried off into a cruiser
>She looks at me and hector with disgust
#190 - KungFuZerO (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Subway Stories Part 4

> Walk into subway
> Order a sandwich
> "No"
> ******* .jpg
> "Im not going to make you a sandwich"
> ******* teenager thinks he's funny ****
> Grab him by the shirt collar
> Whisper "Make. Me. A. Goddamn. Sandwich."
> Kid starts shaking
> People in subway start yelling
> Ticket checker comes by
> "Sir, do you have a ticket?"
> IAintGotTimeFoDis.mp4
> "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get off the subway"
> Grab my **** and step off the underground train
> ******* subway
User avatar #16 - nswb (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I too am an employee of Subway.
There is a small creepy pasty guy who comes in to my work everyday.
He is always sweating, and mumbles.
Every time orders a veggie with no vegetables.
Asks for a ton of mayonnaise, at least a third of a bottle.
Sits at table farthest away from anyone and licks the mayonnaise off the sub.
Proceeds to throws sub away.
#118 - Garude ONLINE (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Kids like this need a good spanking to keep **** like this out of their system.
#80 - JollyPirateDonuts (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Been working at Subway for a few months, first job, was about 17
>Learned how to deal with customers and pretty much run the store
>Friend of mine needed job, tall lengthy goofy ****
>Train and work with him for a few weeks.
>Work shift with just him an myself.
>Start cleaning up a bit, tell friend (Call him beanstalk) to start cleaning bathrooms
>he finishes up mens room, on to the womens
>Beanstalk has to **** , does not want to **** in toilet he spent forever cleaning
>"anon, think i should just use womens room?"
>"Sure beanstalk, we're dead and it should cause a problem"
>Beanstalk starts to release Krapen when I notice a car pull up
>Oldest couple ive ever seen manage to make their way into the store
>I mean old, like OLD
>5 mph winds would break bones old
>they scuddle their way to counter
>man starts to make order, woman needs to use the restroom
> ****** .jpg
>Makes her way to the door
>I figure she would knock or try to open the door but coudlnt because i twas locked
>Beanstalk frantically tries to get up to close door, Woman shreeks like a dying ox
>Im pissing myself laughing while trying to take mans order
>beanstalk leaves bathroom and apologizes, woman enters bathroom
>I ring man up, Beanstalk had to make womans sandwich for her.
>that day, I knew exactly what hilarity felt/seen/tasted like, Feelsgoodman
#1 - sinclairr (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Mfw if I was you
#18 - crohnos (08/05/2013) [-]
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
Love these stories, waiting on part four.
#144 - jjholt (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
Why did he have a paper with 29 terriyaki subs, and one meatball sub written on it if it wasn't for the party?
#5 - supbiatches (08/05/2013) [-]
Kids face when
Kids face when
#81 - qxangelxp (08/05/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Let's go after this kid, Frank
#142 - seizure (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>be an exchange student in the US
>be in DC with a friend
>we look on map for something to eat, decide we want Subway
>we ask a few people where Subway is because we suck at navigation
>they all point to the same direction
>half-way down the escalator we realized that we were heading underground to an actual subway
#113 - droop (08/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I mean, I feel bad for the dad because his kid is a twat, but he could have just bent him over his knee and smacked his ass until he actually had something to cry about.
I mean, I feel bad for the dad because his kid is a twat, but he could have just bent him over his knee and smacked his ass until he actually had something to cry about.
User avatar #231 - TastyBurger (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm calling fake.

Teriyaki's the ******* **** .
User avatar #27 - xIArcticIx (08/05/2013) [-]
Its funny I went into subway today to get my usual Footlong Turkey sub and this kid was in front of me and he looked at my lanyard holding my car keys. He took them right out of my pocket and ran outside and the manager then rushed out and tackled the ****** . He told me he was sorry and he paid for my sub.
#138 - pappathethird (08/05/2013) [-]
worth the read
#176 - skiskate (08/05/2013) [-]
I love these OC stories. They are what make funnyjunk better then all the other websites.
#149 - rskamaka (08/05/2013) [-]
****		 that kid. You Deal with alot of 			****		 and i respect you for it my good sir.
**** that kid. You Deal with alot of **** and i respect you for it my good sir.
#107 - wulphshadowtail (08/05/2013) [-]
I want to applaud you for reviving the soul of sirbrentco's epic stories through your own equally great ones. As a reward, have this box of ice cream.
User avatar #220 - welfarekid (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Worked at subway
>Very hot summer, people walking in every second
>Lady walks in, wants a toasted ham and turkey, on blah, with blahblahblah
>The entire time I am assembling her delicious meal, a fly is encircling my head.
>The fly comes in for a crash landing and landed on a piece of lettuce
>I took off the lettuce, because it was just a fly
>"Ahem, you are going to make me a new sandwich right?"
>"Ma'm I am in a lunch rush, if you are to have me completely remake this, I'll have to clear some people out of here, this sandwich is fine."
>"A fly landed on it."
>"No, Ma'm a fly landed on some lettuce that I threw away"
>I had already told her I would make her another sandwich, even though this one is fine if she'd like, so I responded by..
>Throwing her sandwich across the restaurant ringing the garbage can, and yelling "I WOULD EAT THIS ******* SANDWICH, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A ******* BARBECUE!? BUT HERES A NEW ONE AT YOUR REQUEST, WHAT DO YOU WANT ON IT!?"
It was a fun job.
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