Take that feminists (read desc). After 2 years in court and several thousand dollars in court costs. My bitch of an ex lost the custody battle and I won. She wi
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Take that feminists (read desc)

 
Take that feminists (read desc). After 2 years in court and several thousand dollars in court costs. My bitch of an ex lost the custody battle and I won. She wi

After 2 years in court and several thousand dollars in court costs. My bitch of an ex lost the custody battle and I won. She will get her every other weekend and one day a week and owes me 250/mo in child support. She actually use the phrase and I quote "I am the mother so I deserve custody as my God given right. I dont want him to have visitation because I am OWED child support." Let this be a message to all feminists. INB4 red thumb **** storm. Just thought i would share.

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#28 - iwantasubmarine (08/04/2013) [-]
Take care of your little girl man.   
   
Hope everything goes fine for you.
Take care of your little girl man.

Hope everything goes fine for you.
#967 to #28 - widsquard (08/05/2013) [-]
I know its a really considerate post and I respect that but,
"little girl man" I'm so sorry for laughing.
User avatar #1234 to #967 - iwantasubmarine (08/05/2013) [-]
Actually, you're damn right, I should have noticed that.

I'm ******* laughing now myself.
#1380 to #1234 - widsquard (08/06/2013) [-]
Happens to everyone.
#24 - duskmane (08/04/2013) [-]
Did you thank the judge, smile sweetly and say    
   
"Thank you for this priviledge."   
   
   
   
Be the father she deserves.
Did you thank the judge, smile sweetly and say

"Thank you for this priviledge."



Be the father she deserves.
#672 to #24 - trogdorrules (08/05/2013) [-]
Did I just watch a child die?
User avatar #905 to #672 - tesarrior ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
stop thinking, you are not good at it
User avatar #910 to #672 - takesomemorewater (08/05/2013) [-]
No you watched a child falling down some stairs, you ******* twit...
ARE YOU ******* BLIND?!
User avatar #284 to #24 - funnychemaster ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
lmao, I read your post before the gif loaded, then actually pissed myself a little. I love you
#312 to #284 - duskmane (08/05/2013) [-]
It was my priviledge.
It was my priviledge.
#738 to #24 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Some one should tell OP not to do this, it might portray him as unfit as parent (inb4 "feminist hate" + court = effective appeal), implying OP is the dude in the picture.
#475 to #24 - bloater (08/05/2013) [-]
... be the father Gotham deserves
... be the father Gotham deserves
#489 to #475 - duskmane (08/05/2013) [-]
Would you kindly be the father she deserves?
User avatar #577 to #489 - kaeume (08/05/2013) [-]
Hopefully he will, and thanks for the background
User avatar #1072 to #577 - duskmane (08/05/2013) [-]
No worries.
I always did find Rapture oddly breathtaking.
And a man who wins a fight like that... he'll be a great dad..
#582 to #24 - HarvietheDinkle (08/05/2013) [-]






IT WAS MY PRIVELAGE
#1074 to #582 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Thank you for this, it was glorious
#166 to #24 - iloverapingmen (08/04/2013) [-]
I laughed quite hard.
I laughed quite hard.
#326 to #166 - hewhomtrolls (08/05/2013) [-]
holy **** that gif is so fluid
User avatar #401 to #326 - pillowmeister (08/05/2013) [-]
that's just how swiftly Tyson can move his hands
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User avatar #1138 to #631 - tragono **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
If it did that, it wouldn't be fluid. It just has very short frames.
#390 - josieabby (08/05/2013) [-]
This gave me major feels because my dad had to fight for sole custody of all three of us.  He did a damn good job being a single dad with 3 kids and my life would've turned out WAY different (and not in a good way) had my mother won.  So, needless to say, it was the best thing that could've happened to me.   
   
Good luck and congratulations!
This gave me major feels because my dad had to fight for sole custody of all three of us. He did a damn good job being a single dad with 3 kids and my life would've turned out WAY different (and not in a good way) had my mother won. So, needless to say, it was the best thing that could've happened to me.

Good luck and congratulations!
#397 to #390 - weirdalchemy (08/05/2013) [-]
That 			*******		 gif.
That ******* gif.
#411 to #397 - hotrodhonda (08/05/2013) [-]
THAT 			*******		 gif... (Just watched that episode again today)    
   
Dont...   
   
			*******		....   
   
Cry.....
THAT ******* gif... (Just watched that episode again today)

Dont...

******* ....

Cry.....
#1010 to #411 - jonnyfunk (08/05/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at comment your favorite pokemon! **
that ******* gif
#122 - junkiegirl (08/04/2013) [-]
mfw my mum believes that now that her and my dad are divorcing as the mother she should have all of the original videos and photos from when we were children and he should get all the copies as opposed to dividing or giving copies of the ones they already have. Actual quote: 'They belong with the mother'...
mfw my mum believes that now that her and my dad are divorcing as the mother she should have all of the original videos and photos from when we were children and he should get all the copies as opposed to dividing or giving copies of the ones they already have. Actual quote: 'They belong with the mother'...
#1044 to #122 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Take originals, make copies for both, BURN originals, watch your mother in mega-rage mode for a week or so... Be ready to be disowned.
User avatar #257 to #122 - madsenos (08/04/2013) [-]
sorry for that. hope you're okay with the situation of your parents divorcing.
User avatar #260 to #122 - kneehumper (08/04/2013) [-]
You should say that if she gets the pictures, your dad gets you and your siblings
User avatar #123 to #122 - junkiegirl (08/04/2013) [-]
p.s. i do love my mom, of course
#38 - mymiddleleg (08/04/2013) [-]
Victory for men everywhere
Victory for men everywhere
#484 to #38 - skvat (08/05/2013) [-]
Well done OP!
Well done OP!
#342 - derricktwo (08/05/2013) [-]
You guys are missing what is important.
Someone on funnyjunk got laid.
User avatar #603 to #342 - predominance (08/05/2013) [-]
Someone on funnyjunk got laid
Uses pic of sister that asks her younger brother to show her his dick
Incest implied?
#957 to #603 - amonomous (08/05/2013) [-]
No, now go away you horny ass ****** .
#136 - crazyolitis (08/04/2013) [-]
Now go and be the best father a child ca have!
Now go and be the best father a child ca have!
User avatar #406 - scorpidea (08/05/2013) [-]
CONGATS! I did the same thing 12 years ago... only the judge didn't feel that my ex-wife should have to pay child support... however.. nor did he feel the need to grant her ANY visitation. Guess she shouldn't have sold EVERYTHING I owned, emptied the bank (about $40k) and moved in with a meth dealer, all while I was in Iraq. Sometimes we do get a little justice.
#690 to #406 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
From one squid to another: *squid sounds*
#761 to #406 - jakeattack ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Maximum rage man. I feel for you brother
User avatar #419 to #406 - steelpanther (08/05/2013) [-]
1) Thank you for serving our country. 2) She sounds like a cunt. (excuse the language)
#455 to #406 - oliveirajo (08/05/2013) [-]
You... I shall congratulate you. Not because you serve the US since I don't like that place, but because of what you achieved. That must have been tough.
User avatar #417 to #406 - nuclearnarwhal (08/05/2013) [-]
While you were serving in the armed forces? ******* cunt deserved it. Thank you.
User avatar #429 to #417 - scorpidea (08/05/2013) [-]
She also told all our friends that I abused her physically and mentally... where as in reality I never even threatened her or even raised my voice. Even after admitting to making it up, some of them never spoke to me again.
User avatar #432 to #429 - nuclearnarwhal (08/05/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity, what branch did you serve in?
User avatar #433 to #432 - scorpidea (08/05/2013) [-]
Navy
User avatar #437 to #433 - Daemon Lord ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
You go you squid, you
User avatar #435 to #433 - nuclearnarwhal (08/05/2013) [-]
That's nice. I love water, but The thought of being on a boat too long scares me.
User avatar #439 to #435 - scorpidea (08/05/2013) [-]
Same, Love the ocean... that's why I joined. too bad I had to get out when I won custody...but better this way
User avatar #441 to #439 - nuclearnarwhal (08/05/2013) [-]
I wish you the best of luck.
#25 - potterwatch (08/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #25 - Bundy (08/04/2013) [-]
Bundy approves !
#737 - kingwaffles (08/05/2013) [-]
But in reality hfw
#125 - echobase (08/04/2013) [-]
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#124 - Lordskull (08/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 - joiik (08/04/2013) [-]
guys, feminsm isnt a bad thing, women all over the world have it bad, what is bad on the other hand is cunts that hate men and call themselves feminists
User avatar #191 to #69 - thatguycrow (08/04/2013) [-]
This is why its good to draw the line between "feminists" and "women's rights activists"
User avatar #303 to #69 - nsfwbrowserv (08/05/2013) [-]
"Women all over the world have it bad"
Yeah but the problem is half the feminists think that AMERICAN women have it bad, and focus on women's problems in AMERICA when it should be in places like the Middle East and Africa if anywhere.
#386 to #303 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Alright, here's the deal. Feminists focus mostly on their own country because we know what's wrong with our own culture. We're just being dicks if we run into other countries and start telling the local populations "You're doing it wrong!", especially when most of them have their own feminist movements. We give them money to do their own thing.
User avatar #565 to #69 - witislimited (08/05/2013) [-]
Feminism is the idea that both genders will eventually be treated properly/equally by focusing entirely on the social issues of women. However, I recognize that women are getting screwed, but us men are getting screwed too.

Besides, treating both genders the same won't work. Topless women =/= topless men- won't be easy.
User avatar #585 to #69 - ninjaspartan (08/05/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, you can't correct the normal affiliation to feminism any longer. Social definition has always been prioritized over dictionary definitions, as retarded as it is. So now there is nothing for it other than to affiliate feminism with the lesser and give women's rights movements a new representative title.
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#148 to #69 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
Correction: Women in certain parts of the world have it bad, as do women who are victims of criminals. What some men do here in North America is not a representation of all of us.
User avatar #90 to #69 - hollyisthebest (08/04/2013) [-]
Feminism and a woman activist are two different things.
#142 to #90 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
they are the same when you know the correct terms. However, sincethose ******* took over the feminist movement you have to call yourself a women's-right activist.
That's ******** .
#30 - feffog (08/04/2013) [-]
how the **** did you manage to win this battle, ESPECIALLY at a legal aspect,

teach me your ways
#371 to #30 - orkamungus (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm telling you it's the smile.
User avatar #697 to #30 - reginleif (08/05/2013) [-]
She was probably a druggie.... SOMETHING made her either unfit or not as fit as him to take care of her as he could and the judge probably went on that.

All other things being equal, the woman would have won.
User avatar #1396 to #30 - megatheman (08/08/2013) [-]
its because she said she had a god given right because she was the mother, this caused people to be smart for once and realise that the father was the better parent in this case.

IN THIS CASE. MY BODY IS NOT READY FOR A RED THUMB STORM. K?
User avatar #252 to #30 - usernameluisdjlols ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
im with you, i rarely see court cases in which the mother doesn't get basically everything in the divorce settlement. I wonder how he did it..
#938 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Congratulations on failing at marriage!
#696 - rabaneristo (08/05/2013) [-]
Now you just have to train her.
User avatar #384 - sheenaandjanie (08/05/2013) [-]
Oh my God, as a child living with her mother even though her father SO deserved custody more than here, I love seeing when this happens. Congrats man, and your daughter is adorable.
User avatar #715 - dziggs (08/05/2013) [-]
why are his hands so big?
#718 to #715 - illutvar (08/05/2013) [-]
why are they.....
#770 to #718 - schizoidfreak (08/05/2013) [-]
THEY'RE FREAKISH
#683 - ninjabacon (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm so happy for you right now
#670 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
Sounds like your ex is one 			*******		 bitch.
Sounds like your ex is one ******* bitch.
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