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User avatar #34 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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User avatar #105 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Thanks everybody for thumbing this to the front page!
User avatar #10 - minnten (08/04/2013) [-]
3 sandwiches for 5 dollars?

Also if I could make a suggestion: If you can, make the text about 2 pixels less bloated next time. It's readable, but letters like the capital M's are borderline blocks. Thanks
User avatar #150 to #10 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
Subway used to be a lot cheaper, now it'll run you about 12-15 bucks for those 3 if they're on a special.
User avatar #182 to #150 - minnten (08/05/2013) [-]
The sandwiches were on flatbread according to OP, the only came out with that a few years ago. You'd have to go back 20 or 30 years to get 3 for 5 ;)
User avatar #195 to #182 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
Well, OP did mention that he made a mistake and that she only ordered one.

Those are on special ALL THE TIME, so five bucks for a flatbread footlong makes sense.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ayeoh (08/04/2013) [-]
Seconded! Font change would be awesome, op
#18 - bluemoonz (08/04/2013) [-]
Everything is good, but please change the text
#12 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
Not to be rude or anything... but who the **** tips at Subway? Of course you didn't get a tip. You did your job and make minimum wage at least unlike servers at real restaurants.
User avatar #14 to #12 - dangerbearr (08/04/2013) [-]
My friend works at Subway and she said she and some other girl got tipped the other day. Granted, it was a $4 tip split between the two, but it was a tip no less.
User avatar #139 to #12 - Durp (08/05/2013) [-]
I work at Quiznos and we have a little tip box by the register. Most people dump their change in it and we get the occasional dollar or two. It always gets split between the employees that worked that day. I don't remember how long I've been saving, but ive saved up $100 from tips
#33 to #12 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
im not how it goes store to store but at the one closest to me they have a little plastic box for tips. similar to like a dunkin dounts in that its not a 15-20% tip, more like the change from the order.
User avatar #180 to #33 - deathstare (08/05/2013) [-]
Donation jar?
#135 - manager (08/05/2013) [-]
This is how I know you've posted stories.

I'm beginning to regret my name.
User avatar #136 to #135 - pivotmasterdm (08/05/2013) [-]
That sux, m8
User avatar #138 to #136 - manager (08/05/2013) [-]
I just don't understand why everyone hates me so much! I don't even know these people!
User avatar #181 to #138 - deathstare (08/05/2013) [-]
No one hates you, you stupid **** wad!
User avatar #186 to #181 - manager (08/05/2013) [-]
It's a joke.....cause every comment I get summoned to is mostly about how much someones manager sucks.........cause my name is Manager.....



I can't believe I have to explain this to someone.
User avatar #187 to #186 - deathstare (08/05/2013) [-]
You took my joke seriously.... "No one hates you, you stupid ******* " was meant as an ironic statement/ sarcasm. It's a bad joke, but still....

I explained it to you....
User avatar #188 to #187 - manager (08/05/2013) [-]
Oh god I'm sorry I didnt quite see the sarcasm was all, my bad man
User avatar #189 to #188 - deathstare (08/05/2013) [-]
LOL! Managers are dumb!!!! However very loyal to their job, and not dumb at all
User avatar #31 - joshlol (08/04/2013) [-]
Please take off bold font for the next one, I'm liking it though
User avatar #25 - shunkahawolf (08/04/2013) [-]
wait, who the **** tips at subway?
User avatar #80 to #25 - mondominiman (08/04/2013) [-]
While I don't take money out of my wallet to tip I often leave the change for them to keep because I am lousy with change and will most likely lose it in my car or toss it on a counter never to find it again.
User avatar #152 to #25 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
A lot of people.
User avatar #191 to #152 - shunkahawolf (08/05/2013) [-]
huh weird. the one i worked at didnt allow tipping of any kind : /
User avatar #194 to #191 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
Mine works with hundreds of tourists all summer long so they allow tipping with chump change.

Actually, most fast food restaurants here do. Dunkin Doughnuts, McDonalds and Burger King, to name a few of the big names which do it and almost seem to try and compel customers to tip.
User avatar #202 to #194 - shunkahawolf (08/06/2013) [-]
lucky :/
User avatar #203 to #202 - elcreepo (08/06/2013) [-]
Well I just lost that job today because it wasn't working out so no, I'm not so lucky anymore.
User avatar #207 to #203 - shunkahawolf (08/06/2013) [-]
suckage dude
User avatar #28 to #25 - spankyy (08/04/2013) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking.
User avatar #32 to #25 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [-]
I recieved about $10-12 added to my paycheck with tips. It may not be much but it's still something
#45 to #25 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/04/2013) [-]
I oftne do because I worked there and know how much it sucks. I don't consider it mandatory or anything though.
#68 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
Orders 3, 12 inch subs... total close to $5... How the **** ? I worked at a subway... you aren't allowed to get tips from there... They also didn't have a Buffalo flatbread until 2011... Facts don't add up...
#82 - Schmeckle (08/04/2013) [-]
You're supposed to tip at Subway? Oh man, now I feel like an asshole
User avatar #23 - Gnome (08/04/2013) [-]
no no no, try the drunk guy who walks into the store asks for a bigmac, you say sorry we are a subway sir, he goes right make me a meatball sub, don't give a **** what on it

get to end demands to know why his whopper is so long, tell him it is subway once again he swipoes card and leaves, my face 30 seconds later when the entire sub is thrown at a bat outside our store. He come backs in demands a refund cause it was defective... I laughed he complained, the manager laughed with me the next day when reading it
User avatar #24 to #23 - Gnome (08/04/2013) [-]
by Bat i mean animal
User avatar #79 to #24 - zzforrest (08/04/2013) [-]
Must have had a hell of a throw to hit a bat.
User avatar #198 to #79 - Gnome (08/05/2013) [-]
i never said hit....
#175 - underporches ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
This... this is just a typical day in any kind of retail.  Why did you think people would find this entertaining?
This... this is just a typical day in any kind of retail. Why did you think people would find this entertaining?
#205 to #175 - teenytinyspider (08/06/2013) [-]
I found it entertaining. It's the same reason we watch those stupid reality T.V. shows. They make us feel superior.
User avatar #183 to #175 - docxy (08/05/2013) [-]
... i found it entertaining
#75 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
>no tip
What the **** you work at a fast food place you're not a waiter
User avatar #179 - brettyoke (08/05/2013) [-]
No tip? Am I supposed to tip at subway?
#149 - orangepikmin (08/05/2013) [-]
... You're supposed to tip Subway workers?
User avatar #154 to #149 - elcreepo (08/05/2013) [-]
pls

We don't ask for much

Save our pruny, chemical and sweat soaked hands

pls
User avatar #171 to #149 - timesmath (08/05/2013) [-]
Nah, the company does that for you. I think they call it a 'Pay Check' or something.

#141 - toastableduckling (08/05/2013) [-]
Tipping isn't needed at subway and 3 subs (Especially buffalo chicken) wouldn't add to "a little over 5 dollars".
Stop lying to us OP.
#126 - achselschweiss (08/05/2013) [-]
Jesus, I'm a retard. I thought you were talking about your job at the subway (as in underground public transport), and that a crazy woman tried to order a sandwich from the ticket counter.
Jesus, I'm a retard. I thought you were talking about your job at the subway (as in underground public transport), and that a crazy woman tried to order a sandwich from the ticket counter.
#119 - randomeperson (08/04/2013) [-]
For some reason, I thought this would be a story about being in a Subway. (The Transportation type of Subway)
#120 to #119 - milehighpride ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
You aren't alone.
You aren't alone.
#110 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
>a post about an asshole customer

everybody is too busy with the tip.
#27 - rollontrolling (08/04/2013) [-]
TFW these stories are coming back.
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