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#12 - gagster
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(08/04/2013) [-]
>This guy slaps ur GF
>wat do?
#375 to #12 - trigondarkthree
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(08/05/2013) [-]
call the police
#260 to #12 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
<-
#353 to #12 - tabarzins
Reply +1
(08/04/2013) [-]
I guess we high five'd then.
#112 to #12 - Accidentalninja
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Kick him in his pea sized nuts.
#33 to #12 - jbass
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(08/04/2013) [-]
> shoot him
>plant skittles and ice tea on body
>claim self defense
>win
#163 to #33 - mugiwaraluffy
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(08/04/2013) [-]
The funny thing was that it wasnt ice tea. He actually had a water melon drink.
#173 to #12 - commontroll
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Stab him. Duh.
#60 to #12 - gitanisme
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(08/04/2013) [-]
he would've probably rip her head off with this "hand"
#53 to #12 - shakalakaboomboom
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(08/04/2013) [-]
wake up
#76 to #12 - HarveyDinkle
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Using my superior intellect and vocabulary, I'd shoot him in the face
#105 to #76 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
lol
#120 to #12 - imcadence
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(08/04/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #5463799 at Furries ** i'd punch him in the face just because he's buff doesn't mean he can fight
#391 to #120 - imported
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(08/05/2013) [-]
then he rips your arms off
#184 to #12 - princesssakura
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(08/04/2013) [-]
high five him back
#379 to #184 - pabloenis
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I see what you did there. ;)
#198 to #12 - theendermanman
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Ask him why he is slapping my hand...
#34 to #12 - jaxok
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Be happy, cause I got a high five.
#351 to #12 - alltimetens
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#166 to #12 - masterfuck
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Considering his muscle compared to weight, I'd just step on the manlet.
#278 to #12 - lnyanchl
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Celebrate because he just high fived me.
#26 to #12 - pulluspardus
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(08/04/2013) [-]
mourn for her death.
#221 to #12 - klink
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(08/04/2013) [-]
"It's nice, isn't it?"
#132 to #12 - zerath
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Punch him in his face and spread my cheeks for the human-equivalent of being raped by Satan.
#144 to #12 - tiltaz
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(08/04/2013) [-]
>Implying i will ever have a GF
#14 to #12 - sketchE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
slap her for offending the random man
#15 to #14 - taurusguy ONLINE
Reply +11
(08/04/2013) [-]
Im going to use that line whenever someone asks me that, that ok?
#16 to #15 - sketchE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
go right ahead. the internet is for sharing ideas
#212 to #16 - gytisout
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(08/04/2013) [-]
World of Warcraft - The Internet is for porn You're wrong
#367 to #212 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I like the Hellsing one, if you haven't seen it check it out
#17 to #16 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Probably wont use it on the internet but if someone asks mr again irl i will.
#117 to #15 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
If I ever hear you say that. Ill just yell REPOST
#128 to #117 - taurusguy ONLINE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Dont lie, nobody on FJ goes outside including me we are all social outcasts inb4 someone who actually isnt one yells at me
#30 to #15 - propanex
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(08/04/2013) [-]
that okay?
#18 to #14 - kiingofaces
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#127 to #18 - sketchE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
thats just disrespectful. always respect your bitches
#79 - xsap
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(08/04/2013) [-]
&gt;fw will never have a body like that
>fw will never have a body like that
#145 to #79 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Like, why would you want to look like that? It is on the edge of disgusting.
#155 to #79 - imyourdaddy
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I could like seriously help u out if you wanted....mainly with diet and stuff not really workouts
#157 to #155 - xsap
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(08/04/2013) [-]
i'm not fat i was just trying to be funny..
#158 to #157 - imyourdaddy
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(08/04/2013) [-]
oh ok sorry
#160 to #79 - sidathe
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Psst... That's because you're lazy.
#179 to #79 - stijnverheye
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(08/04/2013) [-]
start going outside and then go to the gym and train ( works everytime )
#222 to #79 - iswant
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(08/04/2013) [-]
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#347 to #222 - jtastic
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(08/04/2013) [-]
it wasn't that funny...
#352 to #79 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Its ok, i don't hate you.
#342 to #79 - mercyburris
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#358 to #342 - italianrambo
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Read this picture.....immediately want to go work out....if i didnt have to be back at work in 20 minutes I'd be running to my Gym
#82 to #79 - Noah
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Well not with that attitude.
#85 to #82 - xsap
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(08/04/2013) [-]
youu think so?
#107 to #85 - Noah
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Yes I do, but I know how hard it is to get the willpower.
#111 to #107 - pyronic
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I think its motivation more than willpower.

All you need to do is go.

"Fiiiiiiiiine" and then walk to the gym and throw £20 at them and you end up feeling that you want to go to the gym since you paid for it anyway.

Plus lifting is fun. its nice to push yourself physically once in a while
#225 to #111 - klink
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Motivation gets you started
Dedication keeps you going

and that's my attempt at being deep
#419 to #225 - pyronic
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, i guess your right. well i better go hit the gym.
#25 - include
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(08/04/2013) [-]
[lifts externally]
#83 to #25 - oliball
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(08/04/2013) [-]
i just though now
it would be cool to have a virus that has a side effect of giving you big muscle hypertrophy
#96 to #83 - plazmaflare
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Implying that the large muscles is a side effect, what the hell would the primary effects be?
#100 to #96 - oliball
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(08/04/2013) [-]
well obviously zombification and tissue damage
#101 to #100 - plazmaflare
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I think i would rather earn my muscles naturally than look like a tank. Lol no legs.
#103 to #101 - oliball
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(08/04/2013) [-]
you dont need a virus to not be natural there are steroids
i just though it'd be cool yaknow
#326 to #25 - Xyhpon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Every day is upper body day.
#123 to #25 - joktapuss
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(08/04/2013) [-]
[throws rocks internally]
#29 - flingwing
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#80 to #29 - bluerangermartin
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Fat
#35 to #29 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
enjoy tfw no gf.
#36 to #35 - flingwing
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(08/04/2013) [-]
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#39 to #36 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
>BTW AM GRILL XDD

nobody asked.
#58 to #39 - Onikos
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(08/04/2013) [-]
prolly cause no one cares.

/shrug
#356 to #35 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Little sister be quiet. Nobody likes you.
#88 to #29 - mrfuckingham
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(08/04/2013) [-]
does the guy on the picture look skinny to you?
#89 to #88 - flingwing
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(08/04/2013) [-]
i wasnt referencing the picture!
#64 to #29 - deadlyambitions
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(08/04/2013) [-]
good thing that ******* a 8pack
#45 to #29 - vicsix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Really? That black man, up there, with muscle and a six pack? You're ******* stupid aren't you?
#46 to #45 - roeld
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#49 to #46 - vicsix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
He looks black. You can't denie that.
#47 to #45 - flingwing
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(08/04/2013) [-]
i wasnt referencing the picture dude
#50 to #47 - vicsix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Then why are you talking?
#51 to #50 - flingwing
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(08/04/2013) [-]
because i was stating an opinion??
#52 to #51 - mormonslayer
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(08/04/2013) [-]
...on FunnyJunk?!
#171 to #52 - mormon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Your name.
#56 to #52 - flingwing
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(08/04/2013) [-]
you need to go away
#269 to #56 - IbeTrollinFewl
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(08/04/2013) [-]
If you want to be stupid and get positive feedback go to facebook, not funnyjunk.
If you want to be stupid and get positive feedback go to facebook, not funnyjunk.
#337 to #269 - xbonezbreaker
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I can't even get positive feedback from Facebook
#214 to #51 - vicsix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Oh, no sweetie that's not the problem. It's that no one ******* asked for it.
#10 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
His leg in the picture on the left looks tiny
#21 to #10 - steininja
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(08/04/2013) [-]
well trust me, it aint
#183 to #21 - stijnverheye
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(08/04/2013) [-]
that guy must have an insanely low body fat amount
#422 to #183 - steininja
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Somewhere between 5% and 10%

Depends on which phase (bulking/cutting) he is in.
#354 to #21 - xsnowshark
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Is this guy's job to just go to the gym and lift? Good Lord...
#346 to #21 - seymourtets
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(08/04/2013) [-]
HFW showing off his legs
HFW showing off his legs
#299 to #21 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
it looks like some **** out of a resident evil game
#258 to #21 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
*it's not
#23 to #21 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
That's some insane set-up of muscles in the leg. But yes, that's how the muscles built that way. And I think he meant the way it look in the picture.
#149 - rplix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Do girls really like dudes that are this ripped?

Also his leg in the left picture looks tiny.
#152 to #149 - alhemicar
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I'm an entirelly straight dude and I actually like such rippped guys

Doubt girls like them
#165 to #152 - gorgannan **User deleted account**
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I am not sexually attracted to men, but I'm gonna say it: Huge muscles are easy on the eyes.
#172 to #165 - alhemicar
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(08/04/2013) [-]
^
#164 to #152 - rplix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure girls just like a six-pack, kind of like nice legs on a girl.
#154 to #149 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I myself find it really really ******* scary

just.. oh my god no. I mean, I'm not saying that just because I don't personally find it attractive, people shouldn't do what makes them happy

but imo please god no. I like really slim guys with little to no muscle..
#167 to #154 - mayormilkman
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(08/04/2013) [-]
"people shouldn't do what makes them happy"
Is this a typo?
#252 to #149 - greasychesticles
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(08/04/2013) [-]
You slow? Of course they do. Any girl that says other wise is just being shy/nice or trying to appear accepting. It's like a girl with big tits and a nice ass. It's not DEMANDED, but it is preferred.
#255 to #149 - soggypancakes
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It is attractive to an extent. If his muscles were a little smaller, it would be perfect.
#188 to #149 - forszhen
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Think of a girl's body. If her boobs are too big then it's unattractive (you know what I'm talking about) Same goes for muscles. If it's too much then girls don't like it.
#189 to #188 - rplix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Good example.
#331 to #189 - alexthebest
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(08/04/2013) [-]
That was a good example. At the same time, you probably will find a smaller group of guys/girls who actually prefer really huge boobs/muscles.
#150 to #149 - lolfire
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Every day is upper body day.
#185 to #150 - stijnverheye
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#201 to #185 - abstract
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#70 - victorkoot
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Those kind of muscles don't make any sense. At most sports you mostly use your leg muscles. This guy is just a showoff.
#75 to #70 - anon
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Because bodybuilding isn't a sport. Also, not everyone lifts for sports.
#102 to #75 - TheMather ONLINE
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Bodybuilding isn't a sport, it's a Miss My-nuts-just-dropped-off-from-exessive-use-of-steroids contest.

It's grown men showing off how much steroids they've used. They're just ruining their bodies out of sheer vanity. And even if some of them have legitimately worked to get that shape, they've still ruined their bodies as the kind of muscle tissue they've built up is useless and unhealthy.
#148 to #102 - vahid
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(08/04/2013) [-]
You are a very poor troll.

Go away.
#175 to #148 - TheMather ONLINE
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Not trolling. Wish what I said wasn't true, but they really are just destroying their bodies in the name of vanity, calling it a sport is a disgrace to all sports.
#202 to #175 - lazypaul
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Well now you no longer need to wish what your saying is true, because it isn't.
#233 to #202 - TheMather ONLINE
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It is. The kind of muscles that bodybuilders have offer only momentary exertion and puts an incredible strain on the rest of the body, particularly the heart and skeleton.
Healthy muscles don't look like a bunch of silicone implants, they're just plain large.

Strongmen, they do it right. They take care of their health and build tissue that has actual utility.
Bodybuilders just ruin their health so they can show their body on stage, being the male equivalent of the near stick figure models.
#382 to #233 - lazypaul
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(08/05/2013) [-]
What makes you think you know anything about it? Do you have sources or are you just assuming all this?
#387 to #382 - TheMather ONLINE
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I have a decent understanding of human physiology, that's how I can say that. Neither the skeleton or heart are made to be capable of sustaining such amounts of active mass. Those muscles burn through insane amounts of oxygen meaning the heart has to work all the harder to prove sufficient blood-flow, and the strain on the skeleton isn't just from being overweight, but also because the amount of torque applied to it when they flex or during the anaerobic exercises needed to build those muscles is detrimental to the cartilage in the joints.
#393 to #387 - vahid
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Holy ****. Stop trolling.

You are a disgrace to humanity for spouting such non sense.
Powerlifters are most of the time equally as muscular as bodybuilders. Do you know what is the difference? Well, obviously, you would not, but sane people, who do this as a sport do. The only difference is bodyfat percentages and training style.

Now go **** off you jealous mad cunt.
#397 to #393 - TheMather ONLINE
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Strongmen and powerlifters aren't the same. Powerlifters are as unhealthy as bodybuilders; they do an anaerobic exercise that risks breaking bones with sheer ftorque and once they're done with just one rep they've torn so much muscle tissue that it takes days before they can repeat it.

Strongmen carry out rigorous and heavy aerobic exercises to display both sheer strength and stamina. When they're done, they're just tired, not broken, and after a rest they can continue onto the next exercise.

And let me tell you this, I'm not biased here, I hate all organized sports equally. I just find strongmen worthy of my respect.
#398 to #397 - vahid
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Strongmen are cardiofags who can not do anything else than bodyweight dick sucking and running.

Powerlifters and bodybuilders are where it is at.

You suffer from big complexes you skinny ass miscarriage.
#399 to #398 - miscarriage
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This image has expired
you tell 'em
#390 to #387 - lazypaul
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(08/05/2013) [-]
You're just spouting more un-sourced ********. Do you actually have any evidence or reason to believe being muscular is bad for you? Yes or no?
#400 to #390 - TheMather ONLINE
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Being muscular is not bad. In fact the right kind of muscle can be invaluable. The kind of muscle I'm talking about is of course the kind strongmen emphasize. Because a strongman's muscles aren't just not harmful to the body, they're ideal for survival and protection.
#401 to #400 - lazypaul
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You've still not answered my question. Do you have any evidence to suggest that bodybuilding is bad for you?

Also, I'm sure strongmen are less healthy than bodybuilders considering most of them are obese.
#402 to #401 - TheMather ONLINE
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Google's being uncooperative in letting me find some quotable material, so let's just see what the bodybuilders themselves have to say on the matter. forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=152927551&page=1

And no, strongmen aren't obese, that's just what muscle tissue looks like in its raw form, that's what all strong people used to look like until people started valuing vanity over practicality.
#403 to #402 - lazypaul
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'That's just what muscle looks like in its raw form'

That may be the most retarded thing I have ever read. Are you actually hearing yourself? Why do you continue to make **** up?
#404 to #403 - TheMather ONLINE
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I'm serious. That's what muscle looks like when it's not done with looks in mind.

For a clear example, does the man in the pic look like he's obese just because he's big without every single muscle bundle being pronounced?
#283 to #233 - slugnugget
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Strong men dont win their contest by looking the best.

Its true in the biggest leagues their isnt one guy whos not on roids.

But you're acting like taking steroids will suddenly transform your body into that shape.

#392 to #283 - TheMather ONLINE
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Bodybuilders don't win by looking the best either, they win by best showcasing their muscle-structure.

And I'm not saying steroids do all the work, but it's like drugging the other team's defense and bribing the judge in any real sport, it reduces the effort needed and lets you cut some corners to achieve the same results and it's evidence of a complete lack of balls and sportsmanship.
#335 to #102 - alexthebest
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I'm not a fan of roids, but it still takes ridiculous amounts of work to build a body like that. Steroids don't make you huge while you sit on the couch. You still have to put the time and effort in.
#110 to #70 - jiggerbits
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So, by that logic he should only be doing leg workouts? Sounds smart dude. But, that would be interesting though to see the guy who only likes to do squats and lunges at the gym as opposed to the guy who always does arms and chest.
#139 to #110 - jvcjvc
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(08/04/2013) [-]
found your guy
#181 to #139 - jiggerbits
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Nice! I mean Ahhhh.
#359 to #70 - alltimetens
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(08/04/2013) [-]
"Show-off"

It's not like he was born with those muscles. He probably had to train/maintain a diet for months, if not years to get that ripped. If you worked extremely hard for something, you deserve to show it off a little. Also, having high muscle percentage is healthy. Bruce Lee had extremely low body fat, but he replaced that fat with muscle, which is perfectly fine.
#377 to #70 - raigen
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#254 to #70 - rhc
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some people work out to look attractive. Do you only wear functional clothes and hairstyles too?
#262 to #70 - greasychesticles
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Holy **** you're beyond autistic. Confirmed for being a fat, kiss-less virgin who lives in his mom's basement. Seriouslys go think about what you just said and go **** yourself
#94 to #70 - plazmaflare
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Because nobody lifts weights for any reason other than sports, right?
#315 - kmichel
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I have good tone, but this guy has that plus a hell of a lot more bulk than I do. I wonder what his diet and workout routines are? I especially need work on my chest as you can see, which for the life of me I cannot improve. Mine also looks a little bigger than it is because of the shadows.
#334 to #315 - iamphoenix
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(08/04/2013) [-]
His name is Lazar Angelov.

And you also need to work on everything else, because you look like you went for the Abercrombie & Fitch look.
#355 to #315 - alltimetens
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Don't mean to hurt anyone, but you have unsymmetrical chest bulk/abs.
#360 to #315 - anon
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(08/04/2013) [-]
That guy is a mountain, you are a shed
#364 to #315 - clusterfuckk
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Well, here's some advice. For bulking, you have to eat. 3500 calories a day and around 200+ grams of protein will do it. But you have to workout, hard. Keep it 4 sets of 8 reps, slowly raising weight. Three exercises for each muscle group will be enough, and work 2 muscle groups a day. Also, look up proper technique for all exercises. Technique > weight. Work each muscle group twice a week max. You have pretty good definition on your abs, but try to even them out a little more. Good luck on your muscle gain, if you're actually doing it.
#405 to #364 - kmichel
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Thanks for the only helpful response. Though being FJ, I expected the negative comments and dislikes to rain down on me.
#394 to #315 - vahid
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(08/05/2013) [-]
Holy **** **** bro.

Get off the ab work and train your back you retarded faggot.
#332 to #315 - spermanentthreat
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I think my body's pretty wellshaped too. I'm on a strict diet of Doritos and Mtn Dew and I do a lot of Football on my Xbox for workout. The hair looks a bit more voluminous than it is because of the shadows.
#383 to #332 - KievLeviathan ONLINE
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(08/05/2013) [-]
After years of lurking fitness forums, I have finally found it, here, on fj
the perfect male physique
You are the holy grail of body types
#381 to #332 - raigen
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(08/05/2013) [-]
What is this /fit/ ?
#388 to #381 - sergeantsilent
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(08/05/2013) [-]
more like /x/
#348 - bronywhat
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Rule of fitness on the internet.
Less muscular than you = lel lazy ****
More muscular than you = must be on steroids
#380 to #348 - anon
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(08/05/2013) [-]
That is indeed common, and it's pretty silly. However, the guy in the pic, Lazar Angelov is actually anything but natural. One of the best physiques I've ever seen though.
#109 - randomeperson
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#162 to #109 - sharkmonkey
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