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Satanists. may just convert, i don't pay my current protestant religious part much attention anyhow.. theefg or rat: The more I learn about Satanism, the less h

may just convert, i don't pay my current protestant religious part much attention anyhow.

Tags: Satan
theefg or rat:
The more I learn about
Satanism, the less
horrendous it seems. Not
even kidding,
That' s cause monotheistic
Satanism is more about
worshipping yourself and sorta
treating others how you want to
be treated etc
hail amen
satanism is actually really solid like
the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth
says not to make sexual advances
unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on "I didn' t know I was a
Satanist"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #6 - platapus
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satanism has rules against rape
christianity doesn't.
go figure
#13 to #6 - cullination
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"Thou shalt not commit adultry"
"Thou shalt not commit adultry"
#14 to #13 - nyankat
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a·dul·ter·y  (-dlt-r, -tr)   
   
Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
a·dul·ter·y (-dlt-r, -tr)

Voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a partner other than the lawful spouse.
User avatar #20 to #14 - fadetometallica
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While the modern definition, you know the Bible defines things in different ways. Adultery in the Bible covers a lot of things.
#29 to #6 - mattymc
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thou shalt not commit adultery
-generally rape occurs outside of marriage and therefore is adultery
#19 to #6 - anon id: b0f2cbf6
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christianity definetely has rules against rape
#26 to #6 - anon id: 53b226d0
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dude u srs
#41 to #6 - anon id: 8039ecdf
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rape is forced sex. you can't have sex until you're married and it specifically states not to force your wife or husband into bed.
User avatar #64 to #6 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
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There's some laws in the Bible that even say when rape is okay, like when you pillage people and ****.
User avatar #72 to #6 - buttholee
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In Christianity, like any old-timey group of people, think that once a man marries a woman, she is his property. But the rule is, you can't have sex with anyone except your partner, so there are rules, but they're complicated.
User avatar #17 to #6 - fasthink
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Actually, the bible does have rules about rape. I forget what conditions have to be met, but either the woman is stoned or she becomes married to her rapist. The man faces no repercussions.
User avatar #25 to #17 - timmywankenobi
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what it was is either the woman marries the rapists and he cares for her for the rest of her life or they kill him.
User avatar #136 to #17 - thenewnuggubler
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I'd definitely call getting married a repercussion for the man
User avatar #108 to #17 - arsenalthegunners
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same goes for islam, EVEN worse.
If the woman gets raped, according to the rules, SHE would get stoned, Not the man
#106 to #17 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #122 to #106 - ZenMacros
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Technically a woman can rape a man, but it'd be a hell of a lot more difficult than a man raping a woman.
User avatar #110 to #106 - fasthink
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I'm sure that, even if a woman raped a man back in the days of the bible, he would rather die or kill the woman than admit to it. However, on the off chance of it actually happening, he would probably still have to marry her or she would be killed.
#4 - thepinkkirby
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I prefer the name Lucifer.
User avatar #56 to #4 - popeflatus
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Lucifer doesn't explicitly refer to Satan in the bible.
User avatar #66 to #4 - daentraya
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I prefer the name of LaVeyan. Satanism and using Lucifer/Satan as a symbol is pretentious, which is one of their own sins. LaVeyan is a kind of social Darwinism, with some guidelines on how not to be an ignorant piece of **** and to live your dahm life. Satanism is mainly for posers who just liked the whole middlefinger to christianity and chok value, and this is a nice way to distinguish the two. No satan, no lucifer, just LaVey
#223 to #66 - thepinkkirby
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I generally dislike LeVay's religion. I prefer one with a God.
User avatar #224 to #223 - daentraya
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Why? The 'God' concept is often what makes a religion a religion, and religion is ********
LaVey's ideals are not, even though he dressed it up and paraded it around as a mock to Christianity.
User avatar #89 to #4 - etrian
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I like helel or heylel, means shining one, morning star, or Lucifer in Hebrew.
#154 to #4 - championofthesun
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I prefer the name Lucy Ford.
User avatar #5 to #4 - austone
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I prefer Lucy.
#40 to #5 - bme
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User avatar #112 to #5 - jabzilla
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I love Lucy
#101 to #5 - blooddodo
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And I find your preferences to be top-notch.
User avatar #54 to #5 - yeezus
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Lucy Ford
User avatar #49 to #5 - pistro
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I prefer Lou
User avatar #36 to #5 - messerauditore
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he prefer's Beelz. Beelz - Stephen Lynch
User avatar #76 to #36 - zombifier
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Beelzebub, Azazel, Mephistopheles, Abaddon

just some of Lucifer's generals
User avatar #217 to #76 - messerauditore
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it was a joke. did you even click on the vid i posted?
User avatar #218 to #217 - zombifier
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didn't have to, Stephen Lynch is well known
User avatar #37 to #36 - beelz
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Yes.
#27 - optimussum
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User avatar #70 to #27 - acemcgunner
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heresy!!
#95 to #27 - anon id: e3a9951f
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anyone can write a bible about any religon and spout ******** all over. take the actual bible for example.

thats not what ******* satanism is, at least not to me. only way to become a satanism is to sacrifice your soul to satan and worship him.
User avatar #143 to #95 - captainfuckitall
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It's odd that you say "That's not what Satanism is" when nearly all Satanists disagree with you. Satanism isn't about worship at all, and even in Theistic Satanism, Satan says he is firmly against being worshiped because it takes away your freedom and independence, which is a major foundation of the religion.

You also don't sell your soul. It doesn't work that way
#7 - wertgf
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#15 to #7 - dthegame
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Ah, satanism. For when the autist figure even atheism is not edgy enough for them.
#10 to #7 - inspectoryellow
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I guess rule 11 is where metal came from.
User avatar #69 to #7 - acemcgunner
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heresy
#220 to #7 - phacocherman
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it's actually like "how to have a good time on the internet"
User avatar #74 to #7 - nazrix
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I'm guessing because of #9, they don't have problems such as the catholic church had...
User avatar #16 to #7 - Lambda
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But by the logic of number 6, it would have been OK to take the ring from Frodo.
User avatar #18 to #16 - dreaddune
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No, because he clearly says to everyone that tries to take the ring, that they can't take it from him.
User avatar #22 - vanoreo
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Satanism is basically edgy atheism designed to piss off religious people
#34 to #22 - darkjustifier
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User avatar #30 to #22 - notguitaraddict
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it's absoloutely nothing like that.
User avatar #55 to #30 - yeezus
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That's exactly why you got into it though
User avatar #170 to #55 - notguitaraddict
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no, it's not.
I got into it through a friend of mine.
User avatar #67 to #55 - daentraya
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It's part of why it's made to be the way it, with the whole Satan symbolism and such. No wonder it attracts such pretentious *****, so for me to pay respect to the way of LaVey, i call it LaVeyan mindset.
LayVey was a theatrical showbiz man who had seen enough religious ******** and decided to make his own religion with fair reasoning and some rituals for the hell of it
User avatar #33 to #30 - vanoreo
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not from what I heard from one of the representatives on TV

But why do I care?
User avatar #42 to #33 - captainfuckitall
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It may be hard for you to believe, but there is such a thing called 'Propaganda'. Not many people like Satanism, especially in America (where most Western television comes from), so it's highly unlikely they would actually WANT to put it into a good light

Furthermore, there is more than one type of Satanism (there's 5, to be exact). Spiritual Satanism, LaVeyan Satanism, Theistic Satanism (these are the three 'to be taken seriously' sects. These guys are actual people you see every day and actually act like regular people and allow the religion to be taken seriously). Then there's Pseudo-Satanism and "Devil Worshipers", the former being people who follow the religion for shock value (this is usually where those teens wearing all black and talking about how edgy they are come in), and Devil Worshipers are the guys who rape nuns and murder people because they believe Satan is evil (while the three other serious sects believe he is neither good nor evil, but a force of justice and empowerment). The thing is, the latter two are often belittled and ostracized by the former three to the point where if you walked into a Satanic Temple as a 'Devil Worshiper' and started spouting that nonsense, you'd be likely to get your ass kicked
#105 to #33 - anon id: 9c73bb05
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"Not from what I hear on the TV"

-- Internet Genius known as Vanoreo
User avatar #215 to #105 - vanoreo
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>but why do I care
User avatar #50 - captainfuckitall
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For the record. Theistic Satanism is actually nearly the same as Non-theistic Satanism. The only REAL difference between the two is how they view Satan

The general principles of Satanism are justice, empowerment, truth, and freedom, and the final goal of it all is to become your own god rather than serve one. If you fall out of these principles (as some sects have) and start making an ass out of yourself, you tend to be ostracized by the rest of the Satanic community.

For those of you who don't know, there are 5 sects of Satanism. LaVeyan Satanism (who use Satan as a metaphor for the aforementioned principles and godhood), Theistic Satanism (who believe Satan is a real spiritual being, hail him, and believe he is not evil because he transcends petty human morals and is a force of justice), Spiritual Satanism (who believe Satan is a real physical being, an alien from another world that helped humanity grow and evolve through the years and humanity was then tricked into thinking he was evil and turning us against him), Pseudo-Satanists (those kids you see wearing all black and trying to seem as cool and apathetic as possible. Most of them only do it for attention or shock value. These guys tend to be picked on or laughed at by other Satanists), and "Devil-Worshipers" (these guys believe in the christian bible, but believe god is ALL forgiving thus making evil-Satan the true ruler of the Earth. These guys are the ones who get on the news for raping nuns and murdering teenagers, doing horrible things in order to gain favour from Satan. These guys are downright attacked by other Satanists and are not allowed to participate in any of their official gatherings or rituals. Nobody likes them, and they give a bad name to the official religion)
User avatar #38 - crazyeyedbioll
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Im a satanist! its so cool right? am I cool yet?
User avatar #121 to #38 - wtfduud
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"Im a satanist! its so cool right? am I cool yet?"

-Average eighth grader.
User avatar #124 to #121 - crazyeyedbioll
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yep
User avatar #44 to #38 - captainfuckitall
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If you join Satanism to seem cool and have the appreciation of others, you've totally missed the point of it. ANY real Satanist would tell you that
User avatar #45 to #44 - crazyeyedbioll
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Its a joke, not a penis. Dont take it so hard.
User avatar #47 to #45 - captainfuckitall
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I knew it was a joke, I was just clarifying what it was about

It's an opinion, not your ex. Don't whine about it so much
#48 to #47 - crazyeyedbioll
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Good comeback! You have my respect good sir, a waving bear for you.
Good comeback! You have my respect good sir, a waving bear for you.
User avatar #51 to #48 - captainfuckitall
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Well that was a pleasant turn of events. Thank you, you now have my respect as well for having a good sense of humour and being able to take things lightly
#52 to #51 - crazyeyedbioll
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Indeed. A good day to you sir
#138 - dwarfman
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Another Satanism post. 8th graders are out in force.
Another Satanism post. 8th graders are out in force.
#221 to #138 - anon id: 9ea62524
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It's a surprisingly relaxing life style.
#158 to #138 - tynerd
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HAIL SATAN    
CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS   
DEATH METAL   
CABBAGES   
DEATHCRUSH   
AAARGH
HAIL SATAN
CHRISTIANS TO THE LIONS
DEATH METAL
CABBAGES
DEATHCRUSH
AAARGH
#175 to #158 - Gaulli
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**Gaulli rolled a random image posted in comment #251 at Share your current wallpaper ** I lost it at cabbages
#176 to #175 - anon id: 3a638d93
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Cabbages are evil and truly express anarchy and doom of death
#210 to #176 - Gaulli
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**Gaulli rolled a random image posted in comment #424 at Title ** ..h...how?
#174 to #158 - Gaulli
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#172 to #158 - dwarfman
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FINALLY...
THE MOTHER OF ALL DEMONS
IS DEAD!

THE BLOOD POURS FROM
YOUR EYES AS YOU STAND
IN DEFIANCE.

AS THE ONLY MARINE TO
ENDURE THE SLAUGHTER-
YOU DECIDE TO REMAIN
IN HELL AND ENSURE NO
DEMON EVER RISES AGAIN.

THE END.

Satan is for pussies, worship the all Mighty Doomguy.
#219 to #158 - deathcrush
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yes?
#60 - lolfire
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....Well Satan didn't **** us out of the garden of Eden.    
He just told us how to be on the same level as god.   
Then god got all jealous and was like get the ****.    
   
Seems like a pretty cool guy.
....Well Satan didn't **** us out of the garden of Eden.
He just told us how to be on the same level as god.
Then god got all jealous and was like get the ****.

Seems like a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #94 to #60 - morganfreesloth
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i have always thought: What if god and Satan are real but god is really evil and Satan isn't, but because god is more powerful he used his power to make people think he was perfect and good but when someone goes to "heaven" it is just hell and had they not worshiped god they would go to "hell" which is really heaven
User avatar #81 to #60 - ilovehitler
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Where can one get the ****?
#8 - ezrablue
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hows 8th grade goin
User avatar #46 to #8 - captainfuckitall
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How's it going not being able to come up with original jokes?