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Slaves

EVERY INCREDIBLE HUMAN
ACHIEVEMENT IN HISTORY
WAS DONE WITH SLAVES
EVERY SINGLE THING WHERE YOU' GO
HOW DID THEY BUILD THOSE PYRAMIDS?"
THEY JUST THREW HUMAN DEATH AND
SUFFERING AT THEM UNTIL THEY WERE FINISHED
HOW DID WE TRAVERSE
THE NATION WITH THE l
RAILROAD so QUICKLY?
WE JUST THREW AND DIDN' T GIVE
CHINESE PEOPLE A **** WHAT
INTO CAVES AND HAPPENED
BLEW 'EM UP TO THEM
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GIVE A **** ABOUT
PARTICULAR
PEOPLE
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GREATNESS COMES FROM
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EVEN TODAY,
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MICRO TECHNOLOGY?
BECAUSE THE FACTORY
WHERE THEY MAKE THEM, _
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THE ****** ROOF
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CHOICE HORSES AND
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KINDER TO
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SO YOU CAN LEAVE
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ON YOUTUBE
WHILE YOU' RE
TAKING A ****
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#208 - psychozoid (08/03/2013) [-]
**psychozoid rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at practice **
User avatar #200 - Crusader ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
The pyramids weren't built just because of slaves, there were 3 major groups
Career craftsmen, people to whom building was their livelihood that signed up
People who wanted to be part of it, much like if your neighbourhood, or school were trying to break a world record, you would want to be part of it.
Prisoners, prisoners of war, criminals, etc. This is where the whole "they were slaves" thing came from, they used prisoner labour, but only first generation prisoners of war, and criminals, it wasn't like the Egyptians went "you guys are jewish, build us a pyramid". In fact, the prisoners of war, were prisoners of civil war, they have yet to find a large enough amount of bones that can be confirmed as Semitic to conclusively say that they were slaves,
#215 to #200 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
wow, someone that understands it... For further clarification, They joined because they believed that their Pharaoh king was a living god, and that by helping build his eternal resting place they would earn them selfes a place in heaven along side their god-king
#198 - mcfc (08/03/2013) [-]
Hes actualley right. Slaves really are behind everything great.
His mom erected my dick.
User avatar #197 - AlexPaincakes (08/03/2013) [-]
Did he do a new stand up?
#186 - poptartsniper (08/03/2013) [-]
Damn this was cynical and depressing. Why do you people like this guy?
#210 to #186 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Because it's the truth
#206 to #186 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
cynical and depressing? he said the truth (appart from the pyramid thing), he even said we could have lower-levels of technology and luxury and avoid slavery and apathy, which probably isn't true at all. i'm a cynic. louis ain't.
User avatar #201 to #186 - arstya (08/03/2013) [-]
Because he speaks the truth, and tries to teach people.

He's not really depressing as much as he is accepting.
#194 to #186 - mantou (08/03/2013) [-]
because the ' as long as things keep working and the corpses are not in my backyard'- notion, is a common notion
User avatar #191 to #186 - BigDoktor (08/03/2013) [-]
Because text and pictures don't do him justice.
User avatar #183 - WolfRider ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Wonder Showzen - Slaves ! {HD}
User avatar #179 - rainbowrush (08/03/2013) [-]
Slaves didn't build the pyramids
User avatar #180 to #179 - stringfingerable (08/03/2013) [-]
Then who?
User avatar #181 to #180 - rainbowrush (08/03/2013) [-]
Paid workers. Was a big honor.
User avatar #203 to #181 - Crusader ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Paid workers and criminals

They used prison labour
User avatar #182 to #181 - stringfingerable (08/03/2013) [-]
I've been told a lie all these times.
User avatar #184 to #182 - rainbowrush (08/03/2013) [-]
Most believed they were slaves until not too long ago.
#204 to #184 - sidekickman (08/03/2013) [-]
i didn't come here to learn, but i did
i didn't come here to learn, but i did
#199 to #184 - quickstrike (08/03/2013) [-]
Was aliens actually.
User avatar #202 to #199 - rainbowrush (08/03/2013) [-]
Paid aliens*
User avatar #178 - rossdabigboss (08/03/2013) [-]
I've seen a lot of stand up comedy and in all honesty that was probably the most powerful/thoughtful ending ever
User avatar #175 - TheDemonator ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me what this show was called?
User avatar #177 to #175 - smellyboner (08/03/2013) [-]
duke nukemfield 4
User avatar #209 to #170 - sabcy (08/03/2013) [-]
yugoslavians
#168 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/03/2013) [-]
*paid
#165 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
Ah, slavery. The last time negroes actually did some kind of work for their chikkinz.
#160 - zombiesnipertwo (08/03/2013) [-]
very inaccurate post, pyramids weren't build by slaves and slaves were used in some railroads and some modern factories.

this "comedy" is just a desperate way to be edgy.
User avatar #195 to #160 - darkforces ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Except Louis C.K isn't edgy in the least bit....
User avatar #189 to #160 - askafj (08/03/2013) [-]
I am glad the summer is soon over.
#190 to #189 - zombiesnipertwo (08/03/2013) [-]
well that explains much...
User avatar #152 - rototornjik (08/03/2013) [-]
pyramids were built by paid laborers.
#172 to #152 - LordSweatpants (08/03/2013) [-]
Slavery in antiquity was a lot different than what Americans think of when they hear slavery. It was regarded as more of a necessary evil.
User avatar #185 to #172 - callan (08/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I'm not hearing a point being made. I just want to understand what you mean by all this. It was considered an immense honor to build the pyramids and they really were paid workers.
#196 to #185 - mantou (08/03/2013) [-]
such an immense honor that people found a pornographic carving of Hatchepsut getting doggie on one of the sites. I'm actually not ******** you
User avatar #211 to #196 - callan (08/03/2013) [-]
Hey, times haven't changed that much. If there are a few clowns today that would do that stuff chances are there were a few back then, too.
#161 to #152 - Uranium (08/03/2013) [-]
He's not wrong new excavations have shown that the pyramids were built by skilled laborers that were paid and not by Jewish slaves. Thats not to say that there weren't slaves that worked on the project I'm sure there was but not to the extant that is represented in the old testament or that was previously accepted historical fact.
User avatar #153 to #152 - angelmatvey (08/03/2013) [-]
So are iPhones, technically.
User avatar #149 - ishouldplayzelda (08/03/2013) [-]
my favorite comedian
#143 - slaggadagga (08/03/2013) [-]
Luis C.K. ...Listen to that man on sat. radio all the time... there are so many dead animals on the side of the radio that could have been alive it weren't that man... Because comedy where other people are hurt is always funny...
Luis C.K. ...Listen to that man on sat. radio all the time... there are so many dead animals on the side of the radio that could have been alive it weren't that man... Because comedy where other people are hurt is always funny...
User avatar #144 to #143 - slaggadagga (08/03/2013) [-]
If it weren't for that man**
User avatar #148 to #144 - gramernazi (08/03/2013) [-]
And side of the road?
#150 to #148 - slaggadagga (08/03/2013) [-]
...Can't think of anything to justify the mistakes so I'll just leave this here.
...Can't think of anything to justify the mistakes so I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #158 to #156 - slaggadagga (08/03/2013) [-]
hah
User avatar #141 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
the pyramids weren't built by slaves.
User avatar #147 to #141 - marohawk (08/03/2013) [-]
I remember reading something talking about how the bones of the "slaves" were treated after a break. Meaning it was likely that they had some kind of heath care system. Something that no slave would ever get.
User avatar #142 to #141 - failmastergerg (08/03/2013) [-]
are you ******* retarded?
User avatar #151 to #142 - szymonf (08/03/2013) [-]
No. Some theories state that there was no possible way that the Egyptians could support that much slaves and the work was to complex to rely solely on slaves. Instead, there were these little "towns" of skilled workers that were created around the work sites that were used to support these workers.
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news.discovery.com/history/ancient-egypt/pyramids-tombs-giza-egypt.htm
Do some research you ass **** before you call someone retarded.
User avatar #129 - princeofbrokensoul (08/03/2013) [-]
**princeofbrokensoul rolled user lordtriggs ** how are you?
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