Gordon and Simon

actually i think marco pierre white is much more badass cause he actually made ramsey cry and is way more respected in the culinary world

You know nothing Jon Snow

He made Ramsay cry?!

When Ramsay was 20 and just starting his career. Nothing special really.

That guy happens to be Ramsay's teacher and is the reason Ramsay is the man he is today.

He made Ramsay cry when ramsay was only 20 and just starting his career. There's no way in hell he would be able to do the same thing now.

He's only super over the top when he's on Hell's Kitchen. If you watch Kitchen Nightmares he doesn't act half as enraged, and you really find out just how good he really is.

He is a hardass for a reason, if you can't cook under pressure then you aren't sutiable to be a big time chef.

What does that have to do with him singing?

*well-deserved respect

Continue.

I'm going to sticky your comment so you get more thumbs down

You're a glorious man.

I just returned from vacation, can you explain to me what a "stickie" is? I already got the eye thing.

the comment is put at the top of the page regardless of how many thumbs it has

Gordon is a hardass because he has high standards and expects, no, he ******* DEMANDS high quality. You can't get *that* level of high quality by being nice to everybody.

Gordon is a hardass but there's good reason for it.

Most of the mistakes people on Hells Kitchen aren't acceptable in any decent establishment, let alone the high profile rewards given on the show. Inconsistency will get you fired from any establishment. Raw meat can kill people if eaten. Plus he knows good talent when he sees it. He lets them know when they do a good job.

As for Kitchen Nightmares, he's going to restaurants that are on a downward spiral in an effort to fix them. He means business but he genuinely wants the business to do well in an industry that's notoriously hard to sustain in.

Basically he's a good teacher

The best teacher you would ever have in your damn life when it comes to food

I can't express how maddening it is for me to hear the head chefs in Kitchen Nightmares.
Every. ******* .time they say something to the effect of "I'm not doing anything wrong, what does he know about this?"

They almost never say "Oh, now I get to have a FREE GODDAMN LESSON FROM ONE OF THE TOP EARNERS IN THIS WHOLE GODDAMN INDUSTRY". I mean seriously, that's like if you're sitting at home playing your favorite video game and your stuck on this one goddamn level and then the lead designer of the game came in and was like "Hand over that controller for a second". I wouldn't be like "NO, I know what I'm doing. I just haven't done it yet" I'd be like hell yeah dude, show me where it's at!

heck remember amy?

god complex galore with this bitch.

i've seen how at first their like "he doesn't know **** "
to
"he's ******* right"
then they straighten up and do **** right. just like in Hell's Kitchen.
he's teaching you that if you don't live up to His standards. then you'll never live up to anyone's standards in the culinary arts.

Raw meat?

I thought only raw chicken kills people..

All kinds of raw meat requires some form of preparation (cooking being the primary one and the most safe) or special care regarding serving them, otherwise it can be harmful and even lethal due to the amount of bacteria and diseases (Salmonella for instance) found in it. Undercooked shellfish in particular is known for carrying diseases and can cause things like miscarriages in pregnant women.

On top of that it tastes like **** and is usually pretty obvious. Even Long John Silver's has higher standards than that, let alone a multiple Michelin Star holder.

I don't know if you've forgotten...

Gordon is the best person I have seen

Simon is just a plain dick.

that's why we like him

Gordon means business. It is his way of teaching them their lacking ability to cook properly. If they can't do it along with gordon they can't do it without getting fired at a restaurant.

nice try amy!

Amy go back to cooking ya ****** food..

Undercooking*

waiting for *********

You've never worked in a restaurant kitchen, have you?

quoth my manager:
"I know I'm a complete bitch sometimes, but I can't have this place turn into a ******** ."
>she's 55, worked there since she was 18.

It's called tough love, Gordon is actually a really nice guy, even if he has a temper, he just needs to be hard on people because the restaurant business is grueling.

Personally, I'm saving my anal virginity for Robert Downy Jr. Thank you very much. I'd probably give Gordon a blowjob or something.


Then again... my gag reflex would kick in... the blowjob would be so short Snookie would be looking down on it...

Gordon will actually give a compliment if you dont **** up. simon hates you unless everyone else dosent like you

Or you can make him money

Guys, I've found Amy!

Well, you can't come back from this ********* .

**** your **** , I love King Ramsey.

this is the most disliked comment i have ever seen on this site.

I've seen over 1000 red thumbs. I used to have a screen cap of it, but my old computer died on me.

damn that's a bit **** :/ I would like to add *from a user* to my comment as well, I have seen anons with more but anons are dicks.

I've seen plenty of users get -600 and over.

The -1000 one was some higher ranked user that was bashing on one of the "funnyjunk fads" at the time. It was comment #1 on a top post so he had roughly 24 hours of red thumbs coming to him and someone favorited it off the bat so he couldn't delete it either.

totally deserved it then.

***** I once had -800

and i proud of it

I just looked through all your comments and could not find it.

well okay, -500 I thought, no less than -300

so you lied to me?

Yes.

...
am i missing some inside joke? why the hell does this nearly -400 thumbs?
it is a silly comment but not stoning alive worthy.

becouse he stickied a comment that wasent necasery

plus im realy tempted to ruin that perfect 400 red thumbs

this got about -30 thumbs since 10min ago...
come on guys, i know you like to jump on the bandwagon so hard
it sues you for assault but stop nuking someone who doesn't deserve it..

this isn't a band wagon.

Gordon Ramsey is one of the most iconic chefs in the world and should be treated as such. He has tried to help several restaurants around the world get back on their feet and make it. He has given aspiring chefs the opportunity to work in literally one of the most productive/famous kitchens in the world (which he owns btw)

This guy up there sounds like bitter **** who knows he won't make it in culinary and decided to bag on those who have.

Side note: I hate it when something extreme happens, everyone yells out "BANDWAGON"
Ever think, just for one second, that maybe... he kinda deserves it for a stupid ass comment?

ah but you see,
a crap ton of people will thumb down a comment because it has a ton of thumbs downs,
maybe there is nearly 500 people who have huge fans of gordon on this site but
i have seen this happen several times before, a silly but harmless comment get
hundreds or over a thousand thumbs downs because people just do not give a
**** .

I suppose, i have seen that myself.

But ask yourself this...

Do thumbs really matter for anyone not trying to get ranked?
These thumbs are merely a display of satisfaction or disdain with a comment in my eyes. I've had 80+ comments, and 80- comments, and could rarely give a damn.

Either I'm funny/right, or i make a complete ass out of myself. And that's okay.

i for do not care so much for thumbs but if you get enough reds you can
get banned...and even then, to post something harmless, your opinion or
trying and failing to make a joke and then getting hammered with reds feels really bad

this site really makes you feel unwanted sometimes.

if you get banned, you can just make a new account. I've done it before.

Also, does the opinion of people that are hundreds of miles away from you really matter? Its the internet, nothing here really holds meaning over an individual's life. It's simply too much energy to care what everyone thinks about you.

careful what u say bro, these ******* are hostel

true..

"Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie!"

Bangladesh.

i love you

I love you more ;)

Who's Ken?

Gordon Ramsay is a amazingly nice. He is not an ******* in the least. When the situation calls for it, he can be rough, but that's only to his staff in the restaurant. Especially in Hell's Kitchen, because that's the whole point of the show. He is rough on the chef's because he needs to familiarize them with the stress and speed of the outside world. He's preparing them to be first class chef's, not some late night motel chef.

He has a show called "Gordon Ramsay Behind Bars", in which he gives prisoners some meaning to their life in teaching them how to cook, (a real life skill) and showing them that they can be somebody.

It's just like how people hate the actor for Joffrey from the Game of Thrones, just because of his role.

Can't wait till he dies next season.

He seems really nice guy when he's not criticizing something. He's a professional chef and a critic who happens to have high standards. Plus, in his shows like Hell's Kitchen I feel like he's preparing the would-be chefs for the stress they'd be under working at a high-class restaurant.

I agree. He really is only rough on people in his restaurant when they don't meet his high standards. He's not trying to be an ******* as much as he is trying to protect his earned reputation of high quality.

you are correct.

Gordon being an obedient and respectful assistant.

Haha, and the last one the guy introduces is named Simon.

If you watch the UK series you'll find he's really nice

Maybe he just hates Americans.

I always thought he was just a hardass for the cameras.

No, you're quite right.

**** seriously?

"ugh, I'm constantly dying to the enemy because this damaging ally isn't being as aggressive as I am"
"yeah well, the only reason I keep standing in the enemy's ultimate attack is because our "surprise killing" ally isn't killing the enemy"
"I can't kill your enemy because I have to help out the failing middle area of the map"
"I'm only getting destroyed in the middle because the top area of the map didn't tell me that his enemy was coming down to kill me"

Slide 1:
"Ugh I'm dying to the enemy team because this (same-team hero) carry (person that's supposed to do the most damage, and have the most power) isn't attacking the enemies like I am!
"Yeah well the only reason why I'm standing in (enemy hero)'s most powerful move is the lack of enemy team kills from our jungler (man who goes to a place called a jungle, who farms gold faster than the rest of the team as well as experience, allowing him to kill enemies supposedly faster)
Slide 2:
"I can't kill enemies because I have to babysit this fail mid lane! (Mid lane is a lane (out of the three lanes in League of Legends) that only one hero goes in, as opposed to the regular 2 heroes per lane assuming one hero isn't jungling, and also gets additional money and experience)
"I'm only getting killed middle lane because my ally teammate won't tell me when his lane is missing!" (COmmon ******** excuse)
Slide 3:
"Yeah sorry that was my fault."
Slide 4:
"Whether in Dota 2 or League of Legends, you will be paired up with ****** players who cast blame on their teammates because they're too **** to know that they're bad."

I hope that helps. I only play Dota 2 because it's better, but I mean they use the same language so it should be a good translation.

well **** , beat me to it

I ******* hate the ragers etc...
Sure i can rage, but only for a good reason.

Let me show you an example of the 1 time i got banned for raging

Playing ranked
>Anon player 1 takes Amumu
>"Anon player 1" YAY Amumu free win
>"Me" i pick Cho Gaths and goes midlane
>OMFG Cho Gath ap troll wtf report
>Around 23 mins in the game i see Amumu starts to fight with MF
>Asks why
>"Amumu" I will leave now becuase MF took my farm botlane
>"An ally has disconnected"

MF TOOK HIS FARM BOTLANE SO HE LEFT

I have never raged more in my life.

Bitch one time I was in ranked and two people went top and fed bitching at only me (the person who said they would do solo top) and then they got pissed and one left and the other one ran around the map trying to kill steal, then left.

Ouch, that sucks...
Also im sick of callers on ranked, people should respect picking order :3

I know, who do you main?

Depends on i got 3 mains
Cho gath
Sejuani
Janna

Ranked mains
Toplane: Rumble or Fiora
Jungle: Sejuani or Rammus
Midlane: Cho gath or Swain
ADC: Twich or Tristana
Support: Janna,Taric and Sejuani

So what is your main/mains

I play top a lot, I can't go mid right now, I haven't jungled in a long time, but I can support and go ad carry.
I play singed, shen, lee sin, garen, akali, talon or wukong top.
I have been playing Singed, Shen and Lee Sin lately.
For support I play Taric or Alistar. For Jungle I play Mundo Udyr or Nocturn.

I always feed when i play lee sin...

BURN

unstoppable force wins

Master Chef.

Happens a lot actually

Ramsey's Scottish... We still love him though

holy **** balls I remember that guy.

By the gods yes! We need that show back!