Gordon and Simon. .. Because of this site, I thought Gordon Ramsey was just an asshole, but I watched a couple of his shows, and it seems like he's a really cool guy who's only a ha ramsay cowell
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#6 - dawggz
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#44 to #6 - npfortytwo
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Gordon is a hardass because he has high standards and expects, no, he ******* DEMANDS high quality.  You can't get *that* level of high quality by being nice to everybody.
Gordon is a hardass because he has high standards and expects, no, he ******* DEMANDS high quality. You can't get *that* level of high quality by being nice to everybody.
#9 to #6 - anon
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(08/02/2013) [-]
Gordon is one of the best chefs on this planet... Despite being a hardass, the man has earned some respect.
#53 to #9 - gamerfan
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(08/03/2013) [-]
actually i think marco pierre white is much more badass cause he actually made ramsey cry and is way more respected in the culinary world
#86 to #53 - rawesome
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(08/03/2013) [-]
You know nothing Jon Snow
#78 to #53 - BerryLicious
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(08/03/2013) [-]
He made Ramsay cry?!
#137 to #78 - Mawxter
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(08/03/2013) [-]
When Ramsay was 20 and just starting his career. Nothing special really.
#55 to #53 - symustafa
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That guy happens to be Ramsay's teacher and is the reason Ramsay is the man he is today.
#136 to #53 - Mawxter
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(08/03/2013) [-]
He made Ramsay cry when ramsay was only 20 and just starting his career. There's no way in hell he would be able to do the same thing now.
#61 to #9 - hydraetis
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He's only super over the top when he's on Hell's Kitchen. If you watch Kitchen Nightmares he doesn't act half as enraged, and you really find out just how good he really is.
#58 to #9 - rhiaanor
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(08/03/2013) [-]
He is a hardass for a reason, if you can't cook under pressure then you aren't sutiable to be a big time chef.
#161 to #9 - madmaxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
What does that have to do with him singing?
#99 to #9 - greenstrongworld
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(08/03/2013) [-]
*well-deserved respect

Continue.
#73 to #6 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon is a ******* boss you thundercunt.
#162 to #6 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Dude you're such a moat.
#129 to #6 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
this is the most disliked comment i have ever seen on this site.
#149 to #129 - ofmiceandmen
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I've seen over 1000 red thumbs. I used to have a screen cap of it, but my old computer died on me.
#151 to #149 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
damn that's a bit **** :/ I would like to add *from a user* to my comment as well, I have seen anons with more but anons are dicks.
#152 to #151 - ofmiceandmen
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I've seen plenty of users get -600 and over.

The -1000 one was some higher ranked user that was bashing on one of the "funnyjunk fads" at the time. It was comment #1 on a top post so he had roughly 24 hours of red thumbs coming to him and someone favorited it off the bat so he couldn't delete it either.
#153 to #152 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
totally deserved it then.
#132 to #129 - bitchplzzz
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(08/03/2013) [-]
***** I once had -800

and i proud of it
#140 to #132 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I just looked through all your comments and could not find it.
#141 to #140 - bitchplzzz
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(08/03/2013) [-]
well okay, -500 I thought, no less than -300
#143 to #141 - xxitzchubbsxx
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(08/03/2013) [-]
so you lied to me?
#144 to #143 - bitchplzzz
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Yes.
#145 to #144 - xxitzchubbsxx
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#173 to #6 - alstorp
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#131 to #6 - yorker
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#79 to #6 - cazabrow
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Amy go back to cooking ya ****** food..
#98 to #79 - Lloydles
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Undercooking*
#94 to #6 - ineedturtles
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(08/03/2013) [-]
nice try amy!
#76 to #6 - jvcjvc
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon means business. It is his way of teaching them their lacking ability to cook properly. If they can't do it along with gordon they can't do it without getting fired at a restaurant.
#90 to #6 - darksideofthebeast
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon is the best person I have seen

Simon is just a plain dick.
#95 to #90 - woodizeeman
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(08/03/2013) [-]
that's why we like him
that's why we like him
#113 to #6 - millex
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#105 to #6 - takesomemorewater
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I don't know if you've forgotten...
I don't know if you've forgotten...
#37 to #6 - iridium
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon is a hardass but there's good reason for it.

Most of the mistakes people on Hells Kitchen aren't acceptable in any decent establishment, let alone the high profile rewards given on the show. Inconsistency will get you fired from any establishment. Raw meat can kill people if eaten. Plus he knows good talent when he sees it. He lets them know when they do a good job.

As for Kitchen Nightmares, he's going to restaurants that are on a downward spiral in an effort to fix them. He means business but he genuinely wants the business to do well in an industry that's notoriously hard to sustain in.
#43 to #37 - yeezus
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Basically he's a good teacher
#45 to #43 - jibbablabba
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(08/03/2013) [-]
The best teacher you would ever have in your damn life when it comes to food
#112 to #45 - rieskimo
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I can't express how maddening it is for me to hear the head chefs in Kitchen Nightmares.
Every.*******.time they say something to the effect of "I'm not doing anything wrong, what does he know about this?"

They almost never say "Oh, now I get to have a FREE GODDAMN LESSON FROM ONE OF THE TOP EARNERS IN THIS WHOLE GODDAMN INDUSTRY". I mean seriously, that's like if you're sitting at home playing your favorite video game and your stuck on this one goddamn level and then the lead designer of the game came in and was like "Hand over that controller for a second". I wouldn't be like "NO, I know what I'm doing. I just haven't done it yet" I'd be like hell yeah dude, show me where it's at!
#174 to #112 - jibbablabba
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(08/04/2013) [-]
heck remember amy?

god complex galore with this bitch.

i've seen how at first their like "he doesn't know ****"
to
"he's ******* right"
then they straighten up and do **** right. just like in Hell's Kitchen.
he's teaching you that if you don't live up to His standards. then you'll never live up to anyone's standards in the culinary arts.
#134 to #37 - wanicochil
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Raw meat?

I thought only raw chicken kills people..
#175 to #134 - iridium
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(08/04/2013) [-]
All kinds of raw meat requires some form of preparation (cooking being the primary one and the most safe) or special care regarding serving them, otherwise it can be harmful and even lethal due to the amount of bacteria and diseases (Salmonella for instance) found in it. Undercooked shellfish in particular is known for carrying diseases and can cause things like miscarriages in pregnant women.

On top of that it tastes like **** and is usually pretty obvious. Even Long John Silver's has higher standards than that, let alone a multiple Michelin Star holder.
#130 to #6 - cookiecoketwo
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#30 to #6 - dogziller
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(08/03/2013) [-]
waiting for *********
waiting for *********
#67 to #30 - anon
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#104 to #67 - takesomemorewater
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#159 to #67 - danascully
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#74 to #6 - jacketoff
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Well, you can't come back from this *********.
#60 to #6 - CampenCarl
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(08/03/2013) [-]
You've never worked in a restaurant kitchen, have you?
#68 to #60 - npfortytwo
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(08/03/2013) [-]
quoth my manager:
"I know I'm a complete bitch sometimes, but I can't have this place turn into a ********."
>she's 55, worked there since she was 18.
#163 to #6 - pikininja
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(08/03/2013) [-]
**** your ****, I love King Ramsey.
**** your ****, I love King Ramsey.
#80 to #6 - ivoryhammer
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(08/03/2013) [-]
It's called tough love, Gordon is actually a really nice guy, even if he has a temper, he just needs to be hard on people because the restaurant business is grueling.
#127 to #6 - greatgranpapy
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#101 to #6 - imlost ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon will actually give a compliment if you dont **** up. simon hates you unless everyone else dosent like you
#111 to #101 - mads
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Or you can make him money
#142 to #6 - dabronydude
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(08/03/2013) [-]
...
am i missing some inside joke? why the hell does this nearly -400 thumbs?
it is a silly comment but not stoning alive worthy.
#146 to #142 - jsrf
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(08/03/2013) [-]
becouse he stickied a comment that wasent necasery

plus im realy tempted to ruin that perfect 400 red thumbs
#148 to #146 - dabronydude
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(08/03/2013) [-]
this got about -30 thumbs since 10min ago...
come on guys, i know you like to jump on the bandwagon so hard
it sues you for assault but stop nuking someone who doesn't deserve it..
#165 to #148 - grandterskrasao
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(08/03/2013) [-]
this isn't a band wagon.

Gordon Ramsey is one of the most iconic chefs in the world and should be treated as such. He has tried to help several restaurants around the world get back on their feet and make it. He has given aspiring chefs the opportunity to work in literally one of the most productive/famous kitchens in the world (which he owns btw)

This guy up there sounds like bitter cunt who knows he won't make it in culinary and decided to bag on those who have.

Side note: I hate it when something extreme happens, everyone yells out "BANDWAGON"
Ever think, just for one second, that maybe... he kinda deserves it for a stupid ass comment?
#166 to #165 - dabronydude
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ah but you see,
a crap ton of people will thumb down a comment because it has a ton of thumbs downs,
maybe there is nearly 500 people who have huge fans of gordon on this site but
i have seen this happen several times before, a silly but harmless comment get
hundreds or over a thousand thumbs downs because people just do not give a
****.
#167 to #166 - grandterskrasao
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I suppose, i have seen that myself.   
   
But ask yourself this...   
   
Do thumbs really matter for anyone not trying to get ranked?    
These thumbs are merely a display of satisfaction or disdain with a comment in my eyes.  I've had 80+ comments, and 80- comments, and could rarely give a damn.    
   
Either I'm funny/right, or i make a complete ass out of myself.  And that's okay.
I suppose, i have seen that myself.

But ask yourself this...

Do thumbs really matter for anyone not trying to get ranked?
These thumbs are merely a display of satisfaction or disdain with a comment in my eyes. I've had 80+ comments, and 80- comments, and could rarely give a damn.

Either I'm funny/right, or i make a complete ass out of myself. And that's okay.
#168 to #167 - dabronydude
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i for do not care so much for thumbs but if you get enough reds you can
get banned...and even then, to post something harmless, your opinion or
trying and failing to make a joke and then getting hammered with reds feels really bad

this site really makes you feel unwanted sometimes.
#169 to #168 - grandterskrasao
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(08/03/2013) [-]
if you get banned, you can just make a new account. I've done it before.

Also, does the opinion of people that are hundreds of miles away from you really matter? Its the internet, nothing here really holds meaning over an individual's life. It's simply too much energy to care what everyone thinks about you.
#154 to #148 - jsrf
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(08/03/2013) [-]
careful what u say bro, these faggots are hostel
#155 to #154 - dabronydude
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(08/03/2013) [-]
true..
#150 to #6 - metalmind
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Guys, I've found Amy!
#29 to #6 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
You just caused the ********* of all ********** my friend... Every person here on this site will do anal with Gordon Ramsay.... You ****** up...
#39 to #29 - pokimone
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Personally, I'm saving my anal virginity for Robert Downy Jr. Thank you very much. I'd probably give Gordon a blowjob or something.


Then again... my gag reflex would kick in... the blowjob would be so short Snookie would be looking down on it...
#41 to #6 - yeezus
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#156 to #6 - Ihazfunkitty
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#139 to #6 - obnoxygen
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#23 to #6 - chrisruler [OP]
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I'm going to sticky your comment so you get more thumbs down
#40 to #23 - yeezus
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#48 to #23 - ilovehitler
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You're a glorious man.
#81 to #23 - vancecore
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I just returned from vacation, can you explain to me what a "stickie" is? I already got the eye thing.
#84 to #81 - swiekim
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the comment is put at the top of the page regardless of how many thumbs it has
#34 to #23 - anon
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Hey Chris, go **** yourself fag-got.
#36 to #34 - chrisruler [OP]
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#11 - ThePieGuy
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Because of this site, I thought Gordon Ramsey was just an asshole, but I watched a couple of his shows, and it seems like he's a really cool guy who's only a hardass when he needs to be. Am I wrong?
#59 to #11 - hiddlestoner
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(08/03/2013) [-]
No, you're quite right.
#100 to #11 - kontraband
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I always thought he was just a hardass for the cameras.
#16 to #11 - Conemen
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(08/03/2013) [-]
If you watch the UK series you'll find he's really nice
#19 to #16 - treefox
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Maybe he just hates Americans.
#89 to #11 - neurofuzzy
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Gordon being an obedient and respectful assistant. 1988 When Gordon Ramsay was just a Sous-Chef - BITCH LEVEL HIGH JK WORKED HARD FOR HIS CAREER
#116 to #89 - danniegurl ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Haha, and the last one the guy introduces is named Simon.
#12 to #11 - chrisruler [OP]
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(08/03/2013) [-]
you are correct.
#21 to #11 - cogitoergonom
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I agree. He really is only rough on people in his restaurant when they don't meet his high standards. He's not trying to be an asshole as much as he is trying to protect his earned reputation of high quality.
#24 to #11 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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He seems really nice guy when he's not criticizing something. He's a professional chef and a critic who happens to have high standards. Plus, in his shows like Hell's Kitchen I feel like he's preparing the would-be chefs for the stress they'd be under working at a high-class restaurant.
#47 to #11 - deathstare
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Gordon Ramsay is a amazingly nice. He is not an asshole in the least. When the situation calls for it, he can be rough, but that's only to his staff in the restaurant. Especially in Hell's Kitchen, because that's the whole point of the show. He is rough on the chef's because he needs to familiarize them with the stress and speed of the outside world. He's preparing them to be first class chef's, not some late night motel chef.

He has a show called "Gordon Ramsay Behind Bars", in which he gives prisoners some meaning to their life in teaching them how to cook, (a real life skill) and showing them that they can be somebody.

It's just like how people hate the actor for Joffrey from the Game of Thrones, just because of his role.
#85 to #47 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Joffrey's a cunt
#93 to #85 - iloverapingmen
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Can't wait till he dies next season.
#5 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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After I was a contestant
After I was a contestant
#38 to #5 - garymotherfingoak
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(08/03/2013) [-]
**** seriously?
#10 - lobbert
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(08/03/2013) [-]
They don't rage any harder than anyone on league of legends. I should be fine.
#50 to #10 - anon
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(08/03/2013) [-]
English, please?
#64 to #50 - RipperMan
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"ugh, I'm constantly dying to the enemy because this damaging ally isn't being as aggressive as I am"
"yeah well, the only reason I keep standing in the enemy's ultimate attack is because our "surprise killing" ally isn't killing the enemy"
"I can't kill your enemy because I have to help out the failing middle area of the map"
"I'm only getting destroyed in the middle because the top area of the map didn't tell me that his enemy was coming down to kill me"
#63 to #50 - nsfwbrowserv
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Slide 1:
"Ugh I'm dying to the enemy team because this (same-team hero) carry (person that's supposed to do the most damage, and have the most power) isn't attacking the enemies like I am!
"Yeah well the only reason why I'm standing in (enemy hero)'s most powerful move is the lack of enemy team kills from our jungler (man who goes to a place called a jungle, who farms gold faster than the rest of the team as well as experience, allowing him to kill enemies supposedly faster)
Slide 2:
"I can't kill enemies because I have to babysit this fail mid lane! (Mid lane is a lane (out of the three lanes in League of Legends) that only one hero goes in, as opposed to the regular 2 heroes per lane assuming one hero isn't jungling, and also gets additional money and experience)
"I'm only getting killed middle lane because my ally teammate won't tell me when his lane is missing!" (COmmon ******** excuse)
Slide 3:
"Yeah sorry that was my fault."
Slide 4:
"Whether in Dota 2 or League of Legends, you will be paired up with ****** players who cast blame on their teammates because they're too **** to know that they're bad."

I hope that helps. I only play Dota 2 because it's better, but I mean they use the same language so it should be a good translation.
#65 to #63 - RipperMan
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(08/03/2013) [-]
well ****, beat me to it
#158 to #10 - johrny ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
BURN
BURN
#114 to #10 - sackit ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I ******* hate the ragers etc...
Sure i can rage, but only for a good reason.

Let me show you an example of the 1 time i got banned for raging

Playing ranked
>Anon player 1 takes Amumu
>"Anon player 1" YAY Amumu free win
>"Me" i pick Cho Gaths and goes midlane
>OMFG Cho Gath ap troll wtf report
>Around 23 mins in the game i see Amumu starts to fight with MF
>Asks why
>"Amumu" I will leave now becuase MF took my farm botlane
>"An ally has disconnected"

MF TOOK HIS FARM BOTLANE SO HE LEFT

I have never raged more in my life.
#117 to #114 - spartusee
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Bitch one time I was in ranked and two people went top and fed bitching at only me (the person who said they would do solo top) and then they got pissed and one left and the other one ran around the map trying to kill steal, then left.
#118 to #117 - sackit ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Ouch, that sucks...
Also im sick of callers on ranked, people should respect picking order :3
#119 to #118 - spartusee
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I know, who do you main?
#120 to #119 - sackit ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Depends on i got 3 mains
Cho gath
Sejuani
Janna

Ranked mains
Toplane: Rumble or Fiora
Jungle: Sejuani or Rammus
Midlane: Cho gath or Swain
ADC: Twich or Tristana
Support: Janna,Taric and Sejuani

So what is your main/mains
#125 to #120 - spartusee
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I play top a lot, I can't go mid right now, I haven't jungled in a long time, but I can support and go ad carry.
I play singed, shen, lee sin, garen, akali, talon or wukong top.
I have been playing Singed, Shen and Lee Sin lately.
For support I play Taric or Alistar. For Jungle I play Mundo Udyr or Nocturn.
#135 to #125 - sackit ONLINE
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(08/03/2013) [-]
I always feed when i play lee sin...
#7 - adu
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Unstoppable force and immovable object.
#109 to #7 - niggastolemyname
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(08/03/2013) [-]
unstoppable force wins
#8 - rapevan
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(08/02/2013) [-]
you are playing with forces beyond your ken
#20 to #8 - tcald
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Who's Ken?
#46 to #8 - thelowbrass
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"Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie!"
#51 to #46 - ccgundum
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#97 to #51 - walkerjam
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Bangladesh.
#96 to #51 - anon
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Zimbabwe
#160 to #46 - HardyUndertook
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(08/03/2013) [-]
i love you
#176 to #160 - thelowbrass
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I love you more ;)
#54 - Obscurity
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How about a show having him only smile?
#69 to #54 - chrisruler [OP]
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Master Chef.

Happens a lot actually
#35 - randasaurousrex
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(08/03/2013) [-]
gordon is actually really nice and down to earth outside of the kitchen. hes just a really dedicated chef and a little over passionate sometimes....to say it in a nice way
#33 - Bad Man
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#71 - bitchpleaseshutup
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