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Gordon and Simon. . I were e wow more either no Gordon Ramsey has to ting For Simon unwell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey end they both just criticize ea

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I were e wow more either
no Gordon Ramsey has to ting For Simon unwell and then Simon has
to cook for Ramsey end they both just criticize each other,
to A contestant has to cook for Ramsey are then sing fer Simon,
You win ifyou can . the ' tsl damage

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#6 - dawggz

-458

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stickied

#105 to #6 - takesomemorewater

Reply+19

(08/03/2013)[-]

I don't know if you've forgotten...

#113 to #6 - millex

Reply+16

(08/03/2013)[-]

#90 to #6 - darksideofthebeast

Reply+13

(08/03/2013)[-]

Gordon is the best person I have seen

Simon is just a plain dick.

#95 to #90 - woodizeeman

Reply+3

(08/03/2013)[-]

that's why we like him

#76 to #6 - jvcjvc

Reply+13

(08/03/2013)[-]

Gordon means business. It is his way of teaching them their lacking ability to cook properly. If they can't do it along with gordon they can't do it without getting fired at a restaurant.

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#94 to #6 - ineedturtles

Reply+12

(08/03/2013)[-]

nice try amy!

#79 to #6 - cazabrow

Reply+12

(08/03/2013)[-]

Amy go back to cooking ya ****** food..

#98 to #79 - Lloydles

Reply+4

(08/03/2013)[-]

Undercooking*

#80 to #6 - ivoryhammer

Reply+8

(08/03/2013)[-]

It's called tough love, Gordon is actually a really nice guy, even if he has a temper, he just needs to be hard on people because the restaurant business is grueling.

#101 to #6 - imlost

Reply+6

(08/03/2013)[-]

Gordon will actually give a compliment if you dont **** up. simon hates you unless everyone else dosent like you

#111 to #101 - mads

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Or you can make him money

#150 to #6 - metalmind

Reply+4

(08/03/2013)[-]

Guys, I've found Amy!

#139 to #6 - obnoxygen

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#130 to #6 - cookiecoketwo

has deleted their comment [-]

#131 to #6 - yorker

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#74 to #6 - jacketoff

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(08/03/2013)[-]

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#173 to #6 - alstorp

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(08/04/2013)[-]

#163 to #6 - pikininja

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

**** your ****, I love King Ramsey.

#129 to #6 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

this is the most disliked comment i have ever seen on this site.

#149 to #129 - ofmiceandmen

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

I've seen over 1000 red thumbs. I used to have a screen cap of it, but my old computer died on me.

#151 to #149 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

damn that's a bit **** :/ I would like to add *from a user* to my comment as well, I have seen anons with more but anons are dicks.

#152 to #151 - ofmiceandmen

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

I've seen plenty of users get -600 and over.

The -1000 one was some higher ranked user that was bashing on one of the "funnyjunk fads" at the time. It was comment #1 on a top post so he had roughly 24 hours of red thumbs coming to him and someone favorited it off the bat so he couldn't delete it either.

#153 to #152 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

totally deserved it then.

#132 to #129 - bitchplzzz

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

***** I once had -800

and i proud of it

#140 to #132 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

I just looked through all your comments and could not find it.

#141 to #140 - bitchplzzz

Reply-1

(08/03/2013)[-]

well okay, -500 I thought, no less than -300

#143 to #141 - xxitzchubbsxx

Reply+2

(08/03/2013)[-]

so you lied to me?

#144 to #143 - bitchplzzz

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Yes.

#145 to #144 - xxitzchubbsxx

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#127 to #6 - greatgranpapy

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

#162 to #6 - anon id: 175e2973

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Dude you're such a moat.

#142 to #6 - dabronydude

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

...
am i missing some inside joke? why the hell does this nearly -400 thumbs?
it is a silly comment but not stoning alive worthy.

#146 to #142 - jsrf

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(08/03/2013)[-]

becouse he stickied a comment that wasent necasery

plus im realy tempted to ruin that perfect 400 red thumbs

#148 to #146 - dabronydude

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

this got about -30 thumbs since 10min ago...
come on guys, i know you like to jump on the bandwagon so hard
it sues you for assault but stop nuking someone who doesn't deserve it..

#165 to #148 - grandterskrasao

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(08/03/2013)[-]

this isn't a band wagon.

Gordon Ramsey is one of the most iconic chefs in the world and should be treated as such. He has tried to help several restaurants around the world get back on their feet and make it. He has given aspiring chefs the opportunity to work in literally one of the most productive/famous kitchens in the world (which he owns btw)

This guy up there sounds like bitter cunt who knows he won't make it in culinary and decided to bag on those who have.

Side note: I hate it when something extreme happens, everyone yells out "BANDWAGON"
Ever think, just for one second, that maybe... he kinda deserves it for a stupid ass comment?

#166 to #165 - dabronydude

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(08/03/2013)[-]

ah but you see,
a crap ton of people will thumb down a comment because it has a ton of thumbs downs,
maybe there is nearly 500 people who have huge fans of gordon on this site but
i have seen this happen several times before, a silly but harmless comment get
hundreds or over a thousand thumbs downs because people just do not give a
****.

#167 to #166 - grandterskrasao

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

I suppose, i have seen that myself.

But ask yourself this...

Do thumbs really matter for anyone not trying to get ranked?
These thumbs are merely a display of satisfaction or disdain with a comment in my eyes. I've had 80+ comments, and 80- comments, and could rarely give a damn.

Either I'm funny/right, or i make a complete ass out of myself. And that's okay.

#168 to #167 - dabronydude

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(08/03/2013)[-]

i for do not care so much for thumbs but if you get enough reds you can
get banned...and even then, to post something harmless, your opinion or
trying and failing to make a joke and then getting hammered with reds feels really bad

this site really makes you feel unwanted sometimes.

#169 to #168 - grandterskrasao

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

if you get banned, you can just make a new account. I've done it before.

Also, does the opinion of people that are hundreds of miles away from you really matter? Its the internet, nothing here really holds meaning over an individual's life. It's simply too much energy to care what everyone thinks about you.

#154 to #148 - jsrf

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

careful what u say bro, these faggots are hostel

#155 to #154 - dabronydude

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

true..

#156 to #6 - Ihazfunkitty

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#134 to #37 - wanicochil

Reply-2

(08/03/2013)[-]

Raw meat?

I thought only raw chicken kills people..

#175 to #134 - iridium

Reply0

(08/04/2013)[-]

All kinds of raw meat requires some form of preparation (cooking being the primary one and the most safe) or special care regarding serving them, otherwise it can be harmful and even lethal due to the amount of bacteria and diseases (Salmonella for instance) found in it. Undercooked shellfish in particular is known for carrying diseases and can cause things like miscarriages in pregnant women.

On top of that it tastes like **** and is usually pretty obvious. Even Long John Silver's has higher standards than that, let alone a multiple Michelin Star holder.

#112 to #45 - rieskimo

Reply+3

(08/03/2013)[-]

I can't express how maddening it is for me to hear the head chefs in Kitchen Nightmares.
Every.*******.time they say something to the effect of "I'm not doing anything wrong, what does he know about this?"

They almost never say "Oh, now I get to have a FREE GODDAMN LESSON FROM ONE OF THE TOP EARNERS IN THIS WHOLE GODDAMN INDUSTRY". I mean seriously, that's like if you're sitting at home playing your favorite video game and your stuck on this one goddamn level and then the lead designer of the game came in and was like "Hand over that controller for a second". I wouldn't be like "NO, I know what I'm doing. I just haven't done it yet" I'd be like hell yeah dude, show me where it's at!

#174 to #112 - jibbablabba

Reply0

(08/04/2013)[-]

heck remember amy?

god complex galore with this bitch.

i've seen how at first their like "he doesn't know ****"
to
"he's ******* right"
then they straighten up and do **** right. just like in Hell's Kitchen.
he's teaching you that if you don't live up to His standards. then you'll never live up to anyone's standards in the culinary arts.

#104 to #67 - takesomemorewater

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#159 to #67 - danascully

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#81 to #23 - vancecore

Reply+4

(08/03/2013)[-]

I just returned from vacation, can you explain to me what a "stickie" is? I already got the eye thing.

#84 to #81 - swiekim

Reply+3

(08/03/2013)[-]

the comment is put at the top of the page regardless of how many thumbs it has

#161 to #9 - madmaxx

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

What does that have to do with him singing?

#99 to #9 - greenstrongworld

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

*well-deserved respect

Continue.

#86 to #53 - rawesome

Reply+18

(08/03/2013)[-]

You know nothing Jon Snow

#78 to #53 - BerryLicious

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(08/03/2013)[-]

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#137 to #78 - Mawxter

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(08/03/2013)[-]

When Ramsay was 20 and just starting his career. Nothing special really.

#136 to #53 - Mawxter

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

He made Ramsay cry when ramsay was only 20 and just starting his career. There's no way in hell he would be able to do the same thing now.

#11 - ThePieGuy

Reply+124

(08/03/2013)[-]

Because of this site, I thought Gordon Ramsey was just an asshole, but I watched a couple of his shows, and it seems like he's a really cool guy who's only a hardass when he needs to be. Am I wrong?

#47 to #11 - deathstare

Reply+16

(08/03/2013)[-]

Gordon Ramsay is a amazingly nice. He is not an asshole in the least. When the situation calls for it, he can be rough, but that's only to his staff in the restaurant. Especially in Hell's Kitchen, because that's the whole point of the show. He is rough on the chef's because he needs to familiarize them with the stress and speed of the outside world. He's preparing them to be first class chef's, not some late night motel chef.

He has a show called "Gordon Ramsay Behind Bars", in which he gives prisoners some meaning to their life in teaching them how to cook, (a real life skill) and showing them that they can be somebody.

It's just like how people hate the actor for Joffrey from the Game of Thrones, just because of his role.

#85 to #47 - anon id: 2273ed5f

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Joffrey's a cunt

#93 to #85 - iloverapingmen

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Can't wait till he dies next season.

#24 to #11 - CrazyWhiteGurl

Reply+8

(08/03/2013)[-]

He seems really nice guy when he's not criticizing something. He's a professional chef and a critic who happens to have high standards. Plus, in his shows like Hell's Kitchen I feel like he's preparing the would-be chefs for the stress they'd be under working at a high-class restaurant.

#21 to #11 - cogitoergonom

Reply+4

(08/03/2013)[-]

I agree. He really is only rough on people in his restaurant when they don't meet his high standards. He's not trying to be an asshole as much as he is trying to protect his earned reputation of high quality.

#12 to #11 - chrisruler [OP]

Reply+3

(08/03/2013)[-]

you are correct.

#89 to #11 - neurofuzzy

Reply+2

(08/03/2013)[-]

Gordon being an obedient and respectful assistant.

1988 When Gordon Ramsay was just a Sous-Chef - BITCH LEVEL HIGH JK WORKED HARD FOR HIS CAREER

#116 to #89 - danniegurl

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Haha, and the last one the guy introduces is named Simon.

#16 to #11 - Conemen

Reply+2

(08/03/2013)[-]

If you watch the UK series you'll find he's really nice

#19 to #16 - treefox

Reply+2

(08/03/2013)[-]

Maybe he just hates Americans.

#100 to #11 - kontraband

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

I always thought he was just a hardass for the cameras.

#59 to #11 - hiddlestoner

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

No, you're quite right.

#5 - grandtheftkoala**User deleted account**

Reply+88

(08/02/2013)[-]

After I was a contestant

#38 to #5 - garymotherfingoak

Reply-4

(08/03/2013)[-]

**** seriously?

#10 - lobbert

Reply+58

(08/03/2013)[-]

They don't rage any harder than anyone on league of legends. I should be fine.

#114 to #10 - sackit

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

I ******* hate the ragers etc...
Sure i can rage, but only for a good reason.

Let me show you an example of the 1 time i got banned for raging

Playing ranked
>Anon player 1 takes Amumu
>"Anon player 1" YAY Amumu free win
>"Me" i pick Cho Gaths and goes midlane
>OMFG Cho Gath ap troll wtf report
>Around 23 mins in the game i see Amumu starts to fight with MF
>Asks why
>"Amumu" I will leave now becuase MF took my farm botlane
>"An ally has disconnected"

MF TOOK HIS FARM BOTLANE SO HE LEFT

I have never raged more in my life.

#117 to #114 - spartusee

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Bitch one time I was in ranked and two people went top and fed bitching at only me (the person who said they would do solo top) and then they got pissed and one left and the other one ran around the map trying to kill steal, then left.

#118 to #117 - sackit

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Ouch, that sucks...
Also im sick of callers on ranked, people should respect picking order :3

#119 to #118 - spartusee

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

I know, who do you main?

#120 to #119 - sackit

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Depends on i got 3 mains
Cho gath
Sejuani
Janna

Ranked mains
Toplane: Rumble or Fiora
Jungle: Sejuani or Rammus
Midlane: Cho gath or Swain
ADC: Twich or Tristana
Support: Janna,Taric and Sejuani

So what is your main/mains

#125 to #120 - spartusee

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

I play top a lot, I can't go mid right now, I haven't jungled in a long time, but I can support and go ad carry.
I play singed, shen, lee sin, garen, akali, talon or wukong top.
I have been playing Singed, Shen and Lee Sin lately.
For support I play Taric or Alistar. For Jungle I play Mundo Udyr or Nocturn.

#135 to #125 - sackit

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

I always feed when i play lee sin...

#158 to #10 - johrny

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

BURN

#50 to #10 - anon id: c8814b55

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

English, please?

#64 to #50 - RipperMan

Reply+10

(08/03/2013)[-]

"ugh, I'm constantly dying to the enemy because this damaging ally isn't being as aggressive as I am"
"yeah well, the only reason I keep standing in the enemy's ultimate attack is because our "surprise killing" ally isn't killing the enemy"
"I can't kill your enemy because I have to help out the failing middle area of the map"
"I'm only getting destroyed in the middle because the top area of the map didn't tell me that his enemy was coming down to kill me"

#63 to #50 - nsfwbrowserv

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

Slide 1:
"Ugh I'm dying to the enemy team because this (same-team hero) carry (person that's supposed to do the most damage, and have the most power) isn't attacking the enemies like I am!
"Yeah well the only reason why I'm standing in (enemy hero)'s most powerful move is the lack of enemy team kills from our jungler (man who goes to a place called a jungle, who farms gold faster than the rest of the team as well as experience, allowing him to kill enemies supposedly faster)
Slide 2:
"I can't kill enemies because I have to babysit this fail mid lane! (Mid lane is a lane (out of the three lanes in League of Legends) that only one hero goes in, as opposed to the regular 2 heroes per lane assuming one hero isn't jungling, and also gets additional money and experience)
"I'm only getting killed middle lane because my ally teammate won't tell me when his lane is missing!" (COmmon ******** excuse)
Slide 3:
"Yeah sorry that was my fault."
Slide 4:
"Whether in Dota 2 or League of Legends, you will be paired up with ****** players who cast blame on their teammates because they're too **** to know that they're bad."

I hope that helps. I only play Dota 2 because it's better, but I mean they use the same language so it should be a good translation.

#65 to #63 - RipperMan

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

well ****, beat me to it

#7 - adu

Reply+38

(08/02/2013)[-]

Unstoppable force and immovable object.

#109 to #7 - niggastolemyname#236 on commentsRank#236

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

unstoppable force wins

#8 - rapevan

Reply0

(08/02/2013)[-]

you are playing with forces beyond your ken

#46 to #8 - thelowbrass

Reply+15

(08/03/2013)[-]

"Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie!"

#51 to #46 - ccgundum

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(08/03/2013)[-]

#97 to #51 - walkerjam

Reply+2

(08/03/2013)[-]

Bangladesh.

#96 to #51 - anon id: b7abc166

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

Zimbabwe

#160 to #46 - HardyUndertook

Reply0

(08/03/2013)[-]

i love you

#176 to #160 - thelowbrass

Reply0

(08/04/2013)[-]

I love you more ;)

#20 to #8 - tcald

Reply-4

(08/03/2013)[-]

Who's Ken?

#54 - Obscurity

Reply+13

(08/03/2013)[-]

How about a show having him only smile?

#69 to #54 - chrisruler [OP]

Reply+1

(08/03/2013)[-]

Master Chef.

Happens a lot actually

#35 - randasaurousrex

Reply+10

(08/03/2013)[-]

gordon is actually really nice and down to earth outside of the kitchen. hes just a really dedicated chef and a little over passionate sometimes....to say it in a nice way