Good guy marine. . Seal of Honor: Marine finishes last to help boy who was lost from his group finish the race as well.. "Hurry up u fat cunt"
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User avatar #32 - ooooooooooo (08/03/2013) [-]
"Hurry up u fat cunt"
#37 to #32 - pimpomatic (08/03/2013) [-]
YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!!
#21 - kingpongthedon (08/03/2013) [-]
When I was in 5th grade, I participated in a 10k over a very steep bridge. I was in great shape at the time, but a 10k is a lot, especially for a 10 year old, so around 3/4 of the way through I was beginning to crash. I'd started out with a group of 15 or so friends, but I was the only one able to keep pace so I was completely by myself at this point. Around this time, one of the cadets from the local military college started to run beside me and give me words of encouragement. Nothing more than "Come on man" and "Almost there" but it was enough to keep me going. When I finished, he made sure I got water and found my mom at the finish line. Once the results were posted in the newspaper, I found out I ranked in the top 30 for my age group, which was huge considering this is one of those major races that attracts people from all over the world to compete.

Just wanted to say thanks, man. I couldn't at the time, I could barely breathe, but if you somehow see this, know I appreciate it.
#14 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Communist propaganda. Thumbed down.
#3 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
how do we know that he wasn't just tired and wanted a break?
#40 to #3 - seniorpoopface (08/03/2013) [-]
Because they're not worthless cunts like you, these guys actually train hard and get themselves into peak physical condition.
User avatar #5 to #3 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
any race a kid can finish an active duty marine can finish with virtually no effort. Those dudes run constantly.
#79 to #5 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Also, the Marine had gear on. That race was his bitch.
User avatar #61 to #5 - folkflunky (08/03/2013) [-]
BF3 teached me that. God damn it you're everywhere.
User avatar #63 to #61 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
i do try
User avatar #64 to #63 - folkflunky (08/03/2013) [-]
"i do try" what.
User avatar #66 to #64 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
to be everywhere
User avatar #67 to #66 - folkflunky (08/03/2013) [-]
I feel so stupid. Well you're doing it pretty fine.
User avatar #4 to #3 - chandaman (08/02/2013) [-]
not sure if you know this but Marines do not simply get tired
#9 to #4 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Tired is not allowed for a Marine.
#27 to #9 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #4 - eloso (08/03/2013) [-]
You motivator.
#23 to #7 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Moti-moti- got a lot of motivation
User avatar #41 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Why would it matter that he's a marine?
User avatar #83 to #41 - popkornking (08/03/2013) [-]
That he could probably have won the race with no difficulty at all
User avatar #46 to #41 - durkadurka (08/03/2013) [-]
It's just indicative of the kind of person who serves in the military.
User avatar #58 to #46 - rieskimo (08/03/2013) [-]
I hate to say it but after everything I've seen and all the stories from my military friends, military is just a microcosm of the world.

There are just as many assholes in that community as any other community.
#57 to #46 - thedudest (08/03/2013) [-]
There are plenty of people in the military who are complete dicks. This is in no way indicative of the kind of person who serves in the military. There are plenty of civilians who do a lot nicer things.
User avatar #59 to #57 - durkadurka (08/03/2013) [-]
There's always going to be **** heads. But it takes something to serve: Not everyone is capable. It's not unreasonable to suggest that the majority of servicemen are upstanding people.
#82 to #46 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
It's not.
User avatar #42 to #41 - deadadventurer (08/03/2013) [-]
No man left behind I guess.
#39 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
******** ...dude finished twice..passed the kid again for a laugh..
User avatar #20 - yumz (08/03/2013) [-]
Dontcha know? Good guys finish last.
#55 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
kinda cool that a kid is even running a this race
#6 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
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always nice to see the troops representing themselves well.
#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #1 - jacksipian (08/03/2013) [-]
quick question, whys he putting up his dukes?
#19 to #1 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
quick question. Why does this guy have mini bowling balls for eyes?
User avatar #36 to #19 - pabloch (08/03/2013) [-]
You mean you don't?
User avatar #68 - Dairycow (08/03/2013) [-]
"you better move it you fat ******* cunt, you'll never amount to anything in life until you pass that finish line you understand me you ******* worthless maggot? you ******* better not give out on me you cunt, maybe you should stop right goddamn now and go run to your moms tits, is that what you want!?!?!?!?!"
User avatar #80 to #68 - jacksipian (08/03/2013) [-]
SIR NO SIR!
#53 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Hey, here's a crazy idea. Maybe it's not the fact that the guy is a marine that made him do this. Maybe he was just a decent person who happened to be a marine. Maybe even a father who did what he wished someone else would do for his kid in that situation.
User avatar #52 to #29 - niggastolemyname (08/03/2013) [-]
Bless this post
#71 to #29 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
All the unfunny **** on the front page right now...and you pick this post to use that picture on?
#87 to #71 - funmanigro (08/03/2013) [-]
Yes.
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#90 to #88 - funmanigro (08/04/2013) [-]
but its called funnyjunk, not feelgoodjunk.
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User avatar #12 - demandsgayversion (08/03/2013) [-]
Poor bastard made it back from the war without losing his legs, but then he just had to run that marathon in Boston....
User avatar #43 to #12 - dreaddune ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Well, we know that he finished the run, so aparently he wasnt in the bombing..
User avatar #38 to #12 - fakeanon (08/03/2013) [-]
im going to hell for thumbing you up
#18 - minorian ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I actually did this for the whole of elementary-school every year at the annual Fall Run, which is a tradition is Danish schools (lacked behind on purpose with kids who were younger than me). Not because I was a good guy, but because the alternative was to try my best and still be last of my class.

I could either be the worst of the best, or the best of the worst.
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+1
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#28 - vomitjar (08/03/2013) [-]
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#8 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Actually, they're all like that.
Awesome to be an American!!!
#10 - tikledpikle (08/03/2013) [-]
Semper Fi!
User avatar #77 - masterofshakes (08/03/2013) [-]
I see why this is front page but this is not funny and we are on funnyjunk.com so why would this get front page you sick bastards.
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