Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-.
Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call them Nick and Alex) were chilling at school.
Beloth around IT/ ll
naturally turns to ninjas.
Pstart discussing who' d make the better ninja
wales quietly says he' d be an amazing ninja.
laughs derisively and says Alex would be a shit ninja because he' s a cunt.
turns to something else.
inside, Alex is outraged. how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
to prove himself
of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
knows where his spare house key is.
allons full ninja
Feinds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nickie coming back and hides behind the sofa.
hours pass. Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true. remains hidden behind the sofa-
l family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bides his time.
and family settle down to watch some alter their long flight.
slowly rises behind Nick and whispers. ''I am the ultimate ninja".
Sentire family shits themselves and screams.
runs out the house and escapes. confident in his powers as a true ninja
still minfucked to this day.