Ninja story. . Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-. Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call th
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Ninja story

Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-.
Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call them Nick and Alex) were chilling at school.
Beloth around IT/ ll
naturally turns to ninjas.
Pstart discussing who' d make the better ninja
wales quietly says he' d be an amazing ninja.
laughs derisively and says Alex would be a shit ninja because he' s a cunt.
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turns to something else.
inside, Alex is outraged. how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
to prove himself
of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
knows where his spare house key is.
allons full ninja
Feinds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nickie coming back and hides behind the sofa.
hours pass. Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true. remains hidden behind the sofa-
l family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bides his time.
and family settle down to watch some alter their long flight.
slowly rises behind Nick and whispers. ''I am the ultimate ninja".
Sentire family shits themselves and screams.
runs out the house and escapes. confident in his powers as a true ninja
still minfucked to this day.
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Submitted: 08/02/2013
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User avatar #1 - ompalomper (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sometimes /b/ just manages to do it right
#2 - sinkoran (08/02/2013) [-]
I want this to be true so much it hurts
I want this to be true so much it hurts
#3 - damnedprince (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This was a good post.

Pic related.
#9 - mattdoggy (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#14 - darcandkharg (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
<--  Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
<-- Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
#31 - SpadeCascade (08/03/2013) [-]
>'Alex would be a shit ninja because he's a cunt'
#35 - SuperJesus (08/03/2013) [-]
Alex the ultimate ninja.
Alex the ultimate ninja.
#8 - hydromatic (08/03/2013) [-]
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#27 - teckemeier (08/03/2013) [-]
Ninja done right
Ninja done right
User avatar #12 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (08/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Dammit. It was black for a second, and I thought that's what it meant by ninja story. Then it loaded and I felt like a retard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
nooo,,,izzzz nuuuu ecksperiunce evari tiem.
#43 - Ariath Uchiha (08/03/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #13 - rubixium (08/03/2013) [-]
I cackled
#4 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I am tempted to call this bullshit.

In Britain you are in school till you are 16. 17-18 is College. 18+ you are in University or working.

Just sounded weird he was calling it school.
User avatar #11 to #4 - samthediv (08/03/2013) [-]
What viridian said, and second off Britain doesnt have a single curriculum.
I live in Scotland, and you tend to do 5th and 6th year at your school, not go off to college.
#39 - thewizsam (08/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - darthsalias ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
your doing it right
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Niceeeeeeee
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