Ninja story. . Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-. Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call th
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Ninja story

Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-.
Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call them Nick and Alex) were chilling at school.
Beloth around IT/ ll
naturally turns to ninjas.
Pstart discussing who' d make the better ninja
wales quietly says he' d be an amazing ninja.
laughs derisively and says Alex would be a **** ninja because he' s a cunt.
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turns to something else.
inside, Alex is outraged. how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
to prove himself
of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
knows where his spare house key is.
allons full ninja
Feinds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nickie coming back and hides behind the sofa.
hours pass. Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true. remains hidden behind the sofa-
l family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bides his time.
and family settle down to watch some alter their long flight.
slowly rises behind Nick and whispers. ''I am the ultimate ninja".
Sentire family ***** themselves and screams.
runs out the house and escapes. confident in his powers as a true ninja
still ********* to this day.
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User avatar #1 - ompalomper (08/02/2013) [-]
sometimes /b/ just manages to do it right
#26 to #1 - lfunnymanl (08/03/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #5490621 at Furries ** everytime*
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #5490621 at Furries ** everytime*
#14 - darcandkharg (08/03/2013) [-]
<--  Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
<-- Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
User avatar #36 to #14 - sweetime (08/03/2013) [-]
its funny how the little **** reacts at the end "Wahhh"
User avatar #42 to #36 - brenton (08/03/2013) [-]
If 80 pounds of lab shoved your face into mud and snow out of nowhere when you were 6, you would cry too.
User avatar #44 to #42 - sweetime (08/03/2013) [-]
oh so is that you who got pounced? feel bad for ya
#3 - damnedprince (08/03/2013) [-]
This was a good post.

Pic related.
User avatar #34 to #3 - volleys (08/03/2013) [-]
Thats no true ninja, a real ninja is never seen.
User avatar #38 to #3 - nesquik (08/03/2013) [-]
The first thing I think when I see that picture is "someone did a **** job at making that transparent"
#2 - sinkoran (08/02/2013) [-]
I want this to be true so much it hurts
I want this to be true so much it hurts
#31 - SpadeCascade (08/03/2013) [-]
>'Alex would be a **** ninja because he's a cunt'
#9 - mattdoggy (08/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #9 - luiselvergas (08/03/2013) [-]
great show
User avatar #24 to #15 - anonibusii (08/03/2013) [-]
What show is that?
User avatar #28 to #24 - Mojake (08/03/2013) [-]
Generation Kill, I think.
#35 - SuperJesus (08/03/2013) [-]
Alex the ultimate ninja.
Alex the ultimate ninja.
#27 - teckemeier (08/03/2013) [-]
Ninja done right
Ninja done right
#8 - hydromatic (08/03/2013) [-]
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#43 - Ariath Uchiha (08/03/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #13 - rubixium (08/03/2013) [-]
I cackled
User avatar #12 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Dammit. It was black for a second, and I thought that's what it meant by ninja story. Then it loaded and I felt like a retard.
User avatar #16 to #12 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
"I felt like a retard."
Surely you got used to feeling like that by now.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
nooo,,,izzzz nuuuu ecksperiunce evari tiem.
User avatar #29 to #19 - iamkagji (08/03/2013) [-]
These two need to make music together
#32 to #29 - tormain (08/03/2013) [-]
They did on Graspop 2012. It's too bad that ozzy's voice is not what is was.
User avatar #33 to #32 - iamkagji (08/03/2013) [-]
That is a shame... Slash - Anastasia - with Lyric
User avatar #45 to #29 - Shadow Guardian ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Slash - Crucify The Dead (Feat. Ozzy Osbourne)
#39 - thewizsam (08/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - darthsalias (08/03/2013) [-]
your doing it right
User avatar #6 - resbiansrock (08/03/2013) [-]
Niceeeeeeee
#40 to #6 - razorlupus **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [-]
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#4 - John Cena (08/03/2013) [-]
I am tempted to call this ******** .

In Britain you are in school till you are 16. 17-18 is College. 18+ you are in University or working.

Just sounded weird he was calling it school.
User avatar #5 to #4 - viridiandusk (08/03/2013) [-]
I went to Sixth form at my high school. I still called it school through those years. Perhaps he did something similar.
#7 to #4 - John Cena (08/03/2013) [-]
Just because someone is British doesn't necessarily imply that they are in Britain. He could have moved.
User avatar #10 to #4 - themurp (08/03/2013) [-]
College is school...
User avatar #23 to #4 - polymerisation (08/03/2013) [-]
you can go to a sixth form college after 16, but a lot of people just stay in school until 18
User avatar #11 to #4 - samthediv (08/03/2013) [-]
What viridian said, and second off Britain doesnt have a single curriculum.
I live in Scotland, and you tend to do 5th and 6th year at your school, not go off to college.
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