Living on my own. . Living on my own now... I have no idea what I' m doing. Why is there pasta sauce but no pasta? WHAT ARE YOU USING IT FOR OP?
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#32 - ragingflamingos (08/03/2013) [-]
Why is there pasta sauce but no pasta? WHAT ARE YOU USING IT FOR OP?
Why is there pasta sauce but no pasta? WHAT ARE YOU USING IT FOR OP?
User avatar #39 to #32 - mexicandudeinsd (08/03/2013) [-]
i think he uses it with the peperomnni maybe with the wheat things
User avatar #93 to #32 - drunkasaurus (08/03/2013) [-]
I put marinara sauce on everything...
User avatar #96 to #32 - jokerja (08/03/2013) [-]
Lube
User avatar #129 to #32 - supamonkey (08/03/2013) [-]
"Relax ragingflamingos; it's just bolognaise!"
#130 to #32 - lawlfailwinepic (08/03/2013) [-]
He'll be using it for his noodle.
User avatar #142 to #32 - themastermorris ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Dude he said he has no idea
#82 to #32 - aceonfire (08/03/2013) [-]
he should use it with the pepperoni and ritz crackers, but he needs cheese to go on that bite size pizza.
#42 to #32 - thatcereal (08/03/2013) [-]
Thingsssss
Thingsssss
User avatar #59 to #32 - severepwner (08/03/2013) [-]
That's his gf. She's prego.
User avatar #86 to #59 - imaginator (08/03/2013) [-]
IUndestoodThatReference.gif

I don´t have the gif and I'm too lazy to google it, could someone be a nice person?
User avatar #89 to #86 - daryldixon (08/03/2013) [-]
no **** you that .gif is gay as **** .
#121 to #86 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
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#124 to #121 - walkerjam (08/03/2013) [-]
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Yes that's the one.
User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/02/2013) [-]
in two weeks all that will just become cup of noodles and mac n cheese.
User avatar #7 to #1 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
And beer.
User avatar #28 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
Awesome ^^

I waited such a long time to go in a bar and do that... and it was so worth it
User avatar #54 to #28 - itsdasp ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Really?
I was let down when I had my first beer. It wasn't tasty at all D:
User avatar #108 to #54 - Dairycow (08/03/2013) [-]
probably cause ur not old enough to appreciate a good beer, p.s. if you drank that crud light stuff its obviously gonna be bad.
#100 to #54 - oregmes (08/03/2013) [-]
when i was around 3-5 years old i thought my dad was drinking pepsi and i asked him if i could have some.  he smiled and said "sure!" after that i was skeptical because i knew the fizz didn't go away so i ask "are you sure it's pepsi?" he said "yep." so i took a sip.  when it touched my mouth i spit it out, droped the cup on the floor, got it all over myself  and he was laughing.  			****		 you dad.
when i was around 3-5 years old i thought my dad was drinking pepsi and i asked him if i could have some. he smiled and said "sure!" after that i was skeptical because i knew the fizz didn't go away so i ask "are you sure it's pepsi?" he said "yep." so i took a sip. when it touched my mouth i spit it out, droped the cup on the floor, got it all over myself and he was laughing. **** you dad.
User avatar #55 to #54 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
My first beer was long before I ever went to a bar.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
Where I live you have to go to a non-food store for beer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Strange. Where do you live?
User avatar #10 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
Pittsburgh Pennsylvania
User avatar #11 to #10 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Bardstown KY. We make bourbon. Lots and lots of it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
We make our own beer named after what our city is famous for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Yuengling?
User avatar #14 to #13 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
Steel City Beer
User avatar #15 to #14 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
I feel like I've heard of that before. I could be wrong though. It sounds like a manly beer.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
it's gross.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Well **** .
Our bourbon is great. On hot humid days the entire town smells like sour mash. If you don't like bourbon smell you should probably stay far away.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
I only drink bourbon once....

and it was only becuse the day of my 21st birthday I want to a bar and odder one bourbon one scotch and one beer
User avatar #19 to #18 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
I should have done that, but I turned 21 on a Sunday. Bars are just depressing on Sundays.

Do you like beer?
User avatar #21 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
I really hope you got why I odder that... no one seems to know why I did...

It's okay I like vodka.
User avatar #20 to #19 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
*bourbon?
User avatar #22 to #20 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
it was okay
User avatar #23 to #22 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Let me tell you a story, about a house turned blue. Yeah, I know exactly why you ordered that.

I used to really like vodka. Then one day I drank some. Looked down at the glass, poured it out. Opened a new bottle, had some of that, and realized I didn't like vodka any more. I've been drinking bourbon or beer ever since.
User avatar #24 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
I love you <3 First people to get why I did it you are ******* amazing


I like everything... I just like being drunk ..
User avatar #25 to #24 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
Two friends and I did this at a bar once. I can't tell if the dirty look we got was good or bad. The waitress hung around our table more that night though, so it couldn't have been terrible.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2013) [-]
did what??
User avatar #27 to #26 - thelastamerican (08/03/2013) [-]
I got bourbon, Shain got a scotch and water, and Sean got a beer.
#30 - AnonymousTheGreat (08/03/2013) [-]
Add some paper towels and 12 pack of Coke, and that looks like my shopping cart every week.
#33 to #30 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
k
#72 - illegalartist (08/03/2013) [-]
OMG. I went shopping a few hours earlier with some coworkers and this was the exact product. They thought I was 			*******		 retarded.
OMG. I went shopping a few hours earlier with some coworkers and this was the exact product. They thought I was ******* retarded.
User avatar #136 to #72 - hiddlestoner (08/03/2013) [-]
What's this gif from?
#139 to #136 - mrlani (08/03/2013) [-]
A concert.
User avatar #140 to #139 - hiddlestoner (08/03/2013) [-]
Oh.


I am the smartest
#117 - drunkky (08/03/2013) [-]
You forgot this
User avatar #92 - nsfwbrowserv (08/03/2013) [-]
>No Nutella
>No Hotpockets
>No Dildos

You've got it all wrong OP
#125 - sxeindi (08/03/2013) [-]
Best website ever : Supercook.com. Put the ingredients that you have at home and it will give you recipes based on what you have. Great for anyone that is sick of ramen noodles
#97 - drunkasaurus (08/03/2013) [-]
I buy canned spaghettios, canned chili, canned chicken, easy mac, frozen mozarella sticks, a gallon of milk, eggs, bacon, ground beef, and bread. I haven't bought any other food in about a year, I basically put everything I cook into a beef or chicken burger, and use bread as the buns (it's cheaper). Unless it's breakfast, then I make a toast, bacon, egg sandwich.... This is what happens when you live by yourself and don't know how to cook at all.
User avatar #107 to #97 - ihatem (08/03/2013) [-]
Learn how on YouTube and /ck on 4chan
User avatar #118 to #97 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Just throw some stuff in a pot with some broth and spices. Simmer with the lid on for about 10 minutes to cook the vegetables. You'll fail a few times, but you'll eventually dial it in so you only get what you like. Don't add salt and get regular broth, not reduced sodium. It tastes better that way.
#63 - steffenbk (08/03/2013) [-]
where is the toilet paper?
#70 to #63 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
was i the only one who was goofing off at walmart in the middle of the of toliet piles like its a fort?
#64 to #63 - thatcereal (08/03/2013) [-]
&lt;mfw I'm sitting on the toilet and realize that I forgot to get toilet paper
<mfw I'm sitting on the toilet and realize that I forgot to get toilet paper
#67 - randomuserything (08/03/2013) [-]
You should plan your meals so you know what to get
#3 - ThekidsTEN (08/02/2013) [-]
no kidding, there is no alcohol in your cart
User avatar #131 - lotengo ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Just buy a lot of canned stuff like soup, canned vegetables and frankfurters.
Heat up the soup on the stove if ur in a rush or tired or something, and grab a few slices of bread to fill u up.
Thats what i do like 50% of the time, and im a cook.
#81 - CollinTB (08/03/2013) [-]
Those sea salt and vinegar potato chips stung my mouth and made all other food taste like rubber for a week.
Those sea salt and vinegar potato chips stung my mouth and made all other food taste like rubber for a week.
#91 to #81 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
I ate some and i bit my tongue on accident and it felt like i was eating a ball of razor blades.
#69 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
Clearly a male posted this. If it was a female, she would be in the picture along with the object she wanted to take a picture of.
User avatar #119 to #69 - iamkagji ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
She'd also know how to cook.
#123 - erpetrich (08/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 - metalmind (08/03/2013) [-]
Create yourself a book with different possible meals you could cook yourself, including the instructions and on the bottom of the page a list of all the things you need for it.
That way you can easily plan ahead what you need.
(This includes possible breakfasts, and different possibilities for a weeks supply of snacks, different dinners, and lunches.)
User avatar #104 - metalmind (08/03/2013) [-]
Mee too since today.
The soöution is to just look at how pople who know what they are doing and emulate it, and plan ahead.
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