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#15 - DangerToManifold (08/02/2013) [-]
kalashnikovs cost less than food over there.
#18 to #15 - lolfire (08/02/2013) [-]
I just love saying that word.    
   
Kalashnikov.    
   
Definitely one of the best words out there.
I just love saying that word.

Kalashnikov.

Definitely one of the best words out there.
User avatar #54 to #18 - baltman (08/03/2013) [-]
I prefer Bacon
#78 to #54 - DangerToManifold (08/03/2013) [-]
I prefer your mum
#81 to #78 - baltman (08/03/2013) [-]
Daaaamn sorry jew/muslim bruh.
User avatar #27 - istoleyoursoxs (08/02/2013) [-]
11. You're major funding and creation came from the American government
#69 to #27 - golbot (08/03/2013) [-]
half true. we also funded the northern alliance which helped the special forces push them out of Kandahar in the initial invasion.

Both the Taliban and northern alliance were part of the mujahideen.

In all fairness, the soviets seemed a little more dangerous at the time than a bunch of goat loving mountainmen. dont act like you wouldnt have done the same thing if you were president in 1980
#22 - mcbiff (08/02/2013) [-]
where do i enlist
where do i enlist
#63 to #41 - John Cena (08/03/2013) [-]
OMG I agree. I hate it when conservative Muslims move to the West and then bitch about the West. Like ... it just pisses me off.
#28 - iamphoenix (08/02/2013) [-]
To be fair, Hakim has a really cute goat.
#55 - babbylicious (08/03/2013) [-]
Needs captioning.


Draw me like your 72th virgin.
#76 to #55 - John Cena (08/03/2013) [-]
Seriously...72th...wow
User avatar #57 to #55 - TheBobby (08/03/2013) [-]
Draw me like your 72th virgin.
like your 72th virgin.
72th virgin.
72th
#58 to #55 - inetus (08/03/2013) [-]
72th... th...

HOW DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT
User avatar #60 to #58 - dragostarc (08/03/2013) [-]
Seventy Tooth?
User avatar #61 to #58 - SticktheFigure (08/03/2013) [-]
Just kinda like 32rd.

I imagine along the lines of "Seventy-Secondth"
User avatar #66 to #61 - SkoalKing (08/03/2013) [-]
thirty turd?
User avatar #77 to #66 - SticktheFigure (08/03/2013) [-]
Thirty Sec-urd?
User avatar #65 to #58 - xdeathspawnx (08/03/2013) [-]
*72nd
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#1 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
**** , the 10th applies to me
#3 to #1 - iqapocalypse (08/02/2013) [-]
You want my goat don't you?
User avatar #7 to #3 - harryb (08/02/2013) [-]
That's a god damn sheep, Do you even goat?
#8 to #7 - iqapocalypse (08/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't mean you don't want it.
#11 to #3 - aabbccddeeffgghhii ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Why hello there my dear... You look lovely tonight!
Why hello there my dear... You look lovely tonight!
#35 to #3 - dezider **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 - srapture (08/03/2013) [-]
The ass wiping thing kind of interested me. Was on one of those sprees of clicking random **** on the side of youtube videos, and found out that they have a small jug for water which they pour onto their asscrack as they scrub away the **** with their left fingers, then they was their hands thoroughly (...I'm not 100% sure about the last bit. I wouldn't trust 'em.)
In a way, it is a bit better than toilet paper, although kind of horrible. With that, they wash all the **** from their crack. When we use toilet paper, we're kind of just wiping off the big bits until the watery **** or the ********** is a thin enough layer to air-dry onto your crack before the next wipe. Just a thought.
User avatar #46 - kirkbot (08/03/2013) [-]
reminds me of this video of a 50k AA gun mounted on a 2k truck
needless to say, the video ends with explosions and a lot of blood
User avatar #47 to #21 - dongmongler (08/03/2013) [-]
God dammit fj
User avatar #25 to #21 - bruinsbruins (08/02/2013) [-]
Why is this red thumbed, rofl. People are siding with the reposters. honestly, why do i spend time on a website full of hypocritical, antisocial cunts.
#29 - sanguinesolitude (08/02/2013) [-]
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dat goat
#48 - pRnoStar (08/03/2013) [-]
fixed
#73 to #48 - gtocforyou (08/03/2013) [-]
because being racist towards them clearly shows that you're better than them.
#49 to #48 - lifeofliam (08/03/2013) [-]
...........damn.....you went there huh?......wow.....look at the time....bye....
...........damn.....you went there huh?......wow.....look at the time....bye....
User avatar #40 - maxmilianoq (08/03/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure the taliban destroy the opium fields
User avatar #43 to #40 - somenerd (08/03/2013) [-]
No, they grow it.
User avatar #45 to #43 - maxmilianoq (08/03/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_production_in_Afghanistan
"Taliban opium ban"
Also according to this article the us troops helps the afghan drug lords in exchange for intelligence and ****
#50 to #40 - iluvharrypotter (08/03/2013) [-]
They used to ban it, some however grow it for money.
#32 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
One thing about the 3000 dollar rifle you gotta remember that in the middle east you can get one for like 6 dollars. Since its an old 1950s-1990s ak47 its dirt cheap as a result of so many being built, its just the brand new never been fired ak47 that costs a lot in the US, Canada, Europe etc.
#17 - somekindofname (08/02/2013) [-]
Ok, just a small thing. An AK47 can be bought for under 200$ in some parts of the world. Just saying.
User avatar #51 to #17 - heartlessrobot (08/03/2013) [-]
I've heard $20 in some areas.
User avatar #31 to #17 - fantomen (08/02/2013) [-]
Well, that would be in sub-saharan Africa.

In the middle east guns and ammo are pretty expensive, because of the high demand and relatively limited supply.

Prices are higher now after the after the taliban sacked and raided the gun producing villages in the Khyber pass which produces a significant amount of the arms and ordinance in region.
Although Khyber pass guns are cheap, they are also infamously poorly made and blow up if fired with normal power ammo. They only function with special low pressure ammo made locally.

Actual high quality Chinese or Soviet AK costs at least 1000 dollars there.
A single empty AK magazine costs over 5 times as much as the same product does in the US.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - fantomen (08/03/2013) [-]
That's in the Khyber pass.
That whole city basically doesn't exist anymore.
#82 to #31 - somekindofname (08/04/2013) [-]
You have enlightened me if that is true, and I thank you for it.
User avatar #13 - breadnsteak (08/02/2013) [-]
11: If the phrase "getting stoned" involves stones
User avatar #2 - eatinyojello (08/02/2013) [-]
the second half of #7 applies to me so am i taliban?
User avatar #5 to #2 - wykkid (08/02/2013) [-]
whats wrong with television?
User avatar #4 to #2 - robotvoice (08/02/2013) [-]
why the **** do you carry explosives?
no. that would make you a half blood
#23 to #4 - John Cena (08/02/2013) [-]
Technically, smartphone batteries store enough energy to kill a man. This actually accidentaly happened a few times. Cheap batteries were to blame I think.

Nevertheless eatinyojello is probably edgy teen airsoft player who needed to share he wears semi-legal fireckrackers cast in plaster in his vest.
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