Diamond. . I' ll go check my ina/ it' s vag' lti/ a, lose Hut 553 minion, change. bad idea... that thing would be destroyed if you hit it too hard against something
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Diamond

I' ll go
check my
ina/ it' s vag' lti/ a, lose
Hut 553 minion, change
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Submitted: 08/02/2013
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#64 - ilovemyguns (08/03/2013) [-]
Well, there's not really a huge market for all diamond rings, let me get an expert to look at it.
*expert looks at it*
I'll give you like 50 bucks dude.
User avatar #48 - srskate (08/03/2013) [-]
I'd love to make one from synthetic diamond.

**** is cheap as ****
User avatar #51 to #48 - Leopard (08/03/2013) [-]
Then do it?
#43 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
What is lose change?

sorry bill u loose.
#42 - icefried (08/02/2013) [-]
I'll go check my the "world's first all-diamond couch for ring," and it's valued at around some lose $68 million change   
...   
I read it like this..
I'll go check my the "world's first all-diamond couch for ring," and it's valued at around some lose $68 million change
...
I read it like this..
User avatar #37 - volatilis (08/02/2013) [-]
I really don't care if Bill Gates can afford a few of those per day...or if it is a waste of a diamond...I want to know why the **** half the world cannot tell the difference between "lose" and "loose" ...
#44 to #37 - arandomanon ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
"waste of diamonds"
>implying diamonds are for something else besides of jewelry.
User avatar #55 to #44 - volatilis (08/03/2013) [-]
Actually they have many more uses than just jewelry. They are used as cutting instruments in many tools used throughout the world today, as well as used in science for many great experiments such as those in the field of thermal dynamics and biology. Oh, and they are pretty well the greatest thermal conductor in the world and are being looked into to be used to create faster and more energy efficient computers. Oh, I almost forgot; cancer treatments. They are used in cancer treatments. You should try to expand upon your "implied" knowledge and try reading sometime.
User avatar #62 to #55 - jirichi (08/03/2013) [-]
It's not only for more efficient computers- theyre planning to use synth diamonds for phones, stereos, cars, trains and other vehicles.
#50 to #44 - bradonloch ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
Uh, dude?
User avatar #33 - mankey ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
He'd check his couch and find he already has five.
User avatar #30 - restinglizard (08/02/2013) [-]
why would they cut a diamond that size its just a waist
User avatar #60 to #30 - IAmManbearpig (08/03/2013) [-]
it's not a waist; it's a ring, which goes on a finger.
#38 to #30 - captnpl (08/02/2013) [-]
Diamonds are actually common as **** . They're only valuable because jewelry stores glorify them and the russians won't release their reserve.
#46 to #38 - smilingpyro (08/02/2013) [-]
This guy is actually right, Diamonds became much less valuable when massive deposits of them were discovered in Africa. The only reason they are still regarded are "Rare" or "valuable" is because the amount released into the market is regulated to prevent the collapse of the market.
This guy is actually right, Diamonds became much less valuable when massive deposits of them were discovered in Africa. The only reason they are still regarded are "Rare" or "valuable" is because the amount released into the market is regulated to prevent the collapse of the market.
User avatar #65 to #46 - restinglizard (08/07/2013) [-]
fair enough
but I would have rather kept it whole
don't know why
#36 to #30 - yourcontentsucks (08/02/2013) [-]
because they can
because they can
#25 - svenskbanan (08/02/2013) [-]
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#20 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
i wish i had one.. for the girl that will love me one day
#24 to #20 - ipostfunny (08/02/2013) [-]
If you had one, every girl would "love" you every day
User avatar #17 - goldenrodent ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
uhm how the **** do they re-size a diamond ring
User avatar #26 to #17 - ballerking (08/02/2013) [-]
Well. I assume if you are paying that much it better be custom fit. Otherwise it is pointless.
#19 to #17 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Sizing it up sounds easy enough, they just widdle away the inside and repolish it. Though I guess if you want it sized down you buy a new one...
User avatar #47 to #19 - midothegreat (08/03/2013) [-]
Would it not be more cheap to re-size your finger?
#31 to #19 - namnori ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Widdle?
This is a classic example of someone spelling a word based on how they heard it pronounced on an American TV show...

It's 'whittle'
User avatar #11 - immpossibru (08/02/2013) [-]
Couldn't he just use 3-D printing and make himself a ring
#10 - huffe ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
bad idea... that thing would be destroyed if you hit it too hard against something
#32 to #10 - deadmansdope ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
They lied to me.
User avatar #27 to #10 - flamingwombat (08/02/2013) [-]
It's diamond, not glass. A diamond is so hard, that the only way to even scratch it to shape it, jewelcutters would use a knife made out of diamond.
User avatar #54 to #27 - kirkbot ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
scratch ≠ shatter
go back to school
User avatar #40 to #27 - rheago (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah it's hard to cut but it breaks really easy
The harder something is the easier it breaks
If you drop that diamond on the ground it'll shatter really easily.
But if you want to scratch it you'll have one ******* long ass day
User avatar #57 to #40 - chaossniper (08/03/2013) [-]
the harder something is =/= the easiest to break it is ie : platine,titanium alloy etc
#29 to #27 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
it be brittling
User avatar #12 to #10 - xxDanvelxx (08/02/2013) [-]
Isn't diamond one least easy materials to break out there?
#61 to #12 - oceanfrank (08/03/2013) [-]
it's kinda hard to explain. They break very easily if hit from the angles (let's call them rifts) where the crystalization forms. hitting it anywhere is pretty much hitting a shiny rock.
#23 to #12 - notafunnyguy (08/02/2013) [-]
yeah. its so solid that it can only be effectively cut with another sharpened diamond
User avatar #28 to #23 - hemming (08/02/2013) [-]
True, but it is also brittle, if you hit it with something like a hammer or a rock it would break easily
#13 to #12 - madoc ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
It's hard, but brittle.
#39 to #13 - newall ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
although you are right, it's brittle, in comparison to its hardness. it isn't, however, as brittle as say - glass, or china. you would have to be intentionally trying to break it, in order to do so, although it wouldn't bee too difficult.
User avatar #21 to #13 - loreaux (08/02/2013) [-]
this guy is right, thumbs up for huffe, not gonna let him get thumbed down for that
#22 to #21 - madoc ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Thank you kind stranger
User avatar #8 - spelt (08/02/2013) [-]
Because **** third world countries, lets make a diamond ring!
#56 to #8 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/03/2013) [-]
Because diamonds are exactly what third world countries need.
User avatar #9 to #8 - tehlulzbringer (08/02/2013) [-]
that's right
#7 - thismustbeseen ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I don't think Gates is the type of person who'd want to waste money on **** like that.
User avatar #5 - vexillian (08/02/2013) [-]
Hey guys, do you know that Bill Gates isn't the richest person in the world?
h
User avatar #6 to #5 - vexillian (08/02/2013) [-]
Well poop he is now again
You may now send hate to me
h
User avatar #14 to #6 - yunogasaii (08/02/2013) [-]
You must really like the letter H
User avatar #15 to #14 - vexillian (08/02/2013) [-]
I really do
This post is brought to you by h
User avatar #16 to #15 - yunogasaii (08/02/2013) [-]
H is a nice person
User avatar #49 to #16 - sohmboodeee ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I have a friend nick named "H", he's a ******* ******* .
#4 - winrobert (08/02/2013) [-]
>lose change   
>lose
>lose change
>lose
User avatar #34 to #4 - misterobotunicorn (08/02/2013) [-]
I bet you're so done.
#2 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
Why would ************* Bill Gates want a diamond ring? Dis ***** aint no girl he won't need no diamond ring for nothin'
#58 to #2 - nyawgga (08/03/2013) [-]
Two double its value because it was owned by Bill Gates
User avatar #41 to #2 - rangerofthesea (08/02/2013) [-]
a cockring. duh
User avatar #3 to #2 - amegaara (08/02/2013) [-]
for his wife maybe?
#35 to #3 - cubanwhiteman (08/02/2013) [-]
Or maybe because it's a full diamond ring?
Or maybe because it's a full diamond ring?
User avatar #18 to #3 - bjornkrage (08/02/2013) [-]
considering he's one of the few rich dudes who actually spent his money on something worthwhile (philathropy etc.), i doubt he'd buy a ring of diamond just for ***** and giggles
User avatar #45 to #18 - cryptmate (08/02/2013) [-]
Considering how rare the object is, or even that it's the first of it's kind, It might be worth buying as an investment, or family heirloom (The Expensive as **** kind)
#52 to #45 - zinton (08/03/2013) [-]
Well considering he bought the Da Vinci's notebook for 30 million dollars, so he could study and release it to the public; I doubt he would buy a piece of Jewelry when he could put that money into his foundation to rebuild and support the 3rd word. So his treasured family heirloom would be the pride of breathing life into the poorest and most desperate part of the world, the pride of being a Gates.
#53 to #52 - cryptmate (08/03/2013) [-]
True, Guess he'd be too selfless for that.
User avatar #1 - commandershit (08/02/2013) [-]
Lose change? You mean , like ... the 9/11 conspiracy documentary?

I was punnier once...
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