(1881). I still need to get better at titles.. HE E n an arie: One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a messed tress since In an atheist and
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I still need to get better at titles.

HE E n an arie:
One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a messed
tress since In an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and crepper it screaming "IT sums! IT BURNS
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She was super pissed eff at me and my clad came in to see what the
summation was, pissed up the and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt eileen' t visit anymore.
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User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2013) [+] (95 replies)
Oh wow, that guy is so cool and hardcore, thinking for himself like that and mocking people of different beliefs. She was OBVIOUSLY trying to convert him by giving him a cross

Not like she thought it would be a nice gift or anything. Or had sentimental value. Or just made her feel better even if he knew it didn't do a damn thing

But she's obviously just a stupid religious bitch and he's a genius Atheist who also happens to be funny and is probably very handsome

Go him
User avatar #11 to #10 - redtooth (08/02/2013) [-]
Giving an atheist a cross would be the same like giving a muslim a cross, or a hebrew a cross. I'm betting they wouldn't find it very nice; heck, some might even find it offensive. By giving someone else a symbol of your religion (even as a good luck charm) in most cases you are implying your religion is better than theirs.

Not every atheist wears fedoras or has neckbeards; this post wasn't bashing christianity at all, just super-religious christians. The funny part wasn't even that it was him who made fun of it but his dad.
#28 - imonaboatman (08/02/2013) [+] (33 replies)
I'm a Christian, but I absolutely despise ultra-religious "Christians" who preach hate, intolerance, and "damn" anyone who disagrees with their religion just as much as atheists. Also, most of the Bible is metaphorical and not meant to be taken literally. Love and kindness take precedence over petty "sins." And the Bible states that Atheists who live good lives can get into heaven. There's no point trying to convert anyone to your belief or lack of beliefs. Just respect their views and stop trying to act like you're better. In the end, your actions are more important.
#20 - rakaka (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#24 to #20 - merrymarvelite (08/02/2013) [-]
Alright, here.

Oldie but goodie.
#53 - foelkera (08/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>Expecting a logical debate about religion whilst on funnyjunk
>Expecting a logical debate about religion whilst on funnyjunk
#47 - pikininja (08/02/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I don't care if you're atheist and disagree with someone's beliefs, that's just 						*******					 disrespectful. She's your aunt, dude.
I don't care if you're atheist and disagree with someone's beliefs, that's just ******* disrespectful. She's your aunt, dude.
User avatar #48 to #47 - syntheticdoll (08/02/2013) [-]
I would do the same if my aunt would try to convert me. I don't have a problem with any religion until they shove it into my face.
#96 - Womens Study Major (08/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Atheists use an ignorance fallacy to rationalize their atheism: they don't understand how God exists, so they say that he doesn't exist at all. This sort of reasoning is akin to saying that extra-terrestrial civilizations don't exist because humans haven't discovered any yet. The human brain is all the evidence we need of an intelligent designer. But on top of that we also have the Bible with thousands of fulfilled prophesies, and rooted historical evidence of Christ. Simple logic leads to the reality and truth of the resurrection. Why are they so willfully ignorant? Many atheists simply hate the truth,and twist things to fit the lie they love.They don't want God,so they simply close their eyes to the obvious and then use the arguments that are simply based on the ignorance and hatred,but very little on logical fact.If your eyes are twisted,then the picture you will see will also be twisted.
#156 - shakalakaboomboom (08/02/2013) [-]
Glorious agnostic master race   
   
   
 I kid, I kid
Glorious agnostic master race


I kid, I kid
#165 - andersbreivik (08/02/2013) [+] (21 replies)
>2013
>disrespecting the lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
#169 to #165 - tonyredgrave (08/02/2013) [-]
Thor is best son of Deity
#78 - cuppycakechick (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#180 - nephritho (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well not to defend the atheist but the "super" christian should kept her religion to herself.
#31 - kaboozle123 (08/02/2013) [-]
that gave me a chuckle. what gave me a chuckle even more is the people in the comments and their religious debates. just 						*******					 let other people believe what they wanna believe and if you have a differing opinion don't shove it down others throats. respect people's beliefs because it's probably a big part of their life   
   
in other words god is it fun to fight against religious and non religious people
that gave me a chuckle. what gave me a chuckle even more is the people in the comments and their religious debates. just ******* let other people believe what they wanna believe and if you have a differing opinion don't shove it down others throats. respect people's beliefs because it's probably a big part of their life

in other words god is it fun to fight against religious and non religious people
#130 - chancevance (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #79 - skaffanl (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Hmm, I have a question maybe you could help to answer:

What if atheists decide to actively convert as many religious people to 'no-religion'? Would religious people react the same as atheists do now, would they react with more respect towards 'atheism' or would they react feeling offended?

I mean I personally feel offended when people (especially people I know) give me papers or other things trying to convert me to a certain religion. I mean, if I'm interested I will show my interest (this could be the trigger of trying to convert the person) and if I want to convert I'll make sure I'll convert. If your religion holds hidden truth, meaning and an effective way of living life people will come to your religion, you won't have to 'recruit' them. Religions could learn something from Buddhism in my opinion because they teach those who want to be teached. They know Buddhism follows a certain way of life in which people will become interested in and they'll know people who want to follow that way of life will come to them.

The only reason I can imagine that a religion needs to actively 'recruit' is because they don't hold hidden truth, meaning and an effective way of living your life and as a consequence people won't flock to it. I mean I know some religions believe that 'recruiting' souls saves the soul from eternal damnation but a soul that doesn't want to be 'saved' will in his heart never truly be a follower right?
User avatar #84 to #79 - RandomAnonGuy (08/02/2013) [-]
I usually don't mind religious people, but holy ******* **** this one bitch at the hospital my niece was born in? Not half an hour after my sister had gone through one of the most arduous and painful renditions of childbirth her doctor had ever seen, a woman came in and gave her a pamphlet and told her that the child had nothing to do with her, it was gods creation.
User avatar #61 - jewsburninindaoven (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dad of the year
User avatar #226 - corpsedolly (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I love my family but holy **** stop trying to convert me.


Good post, op.
#257 - tammus (08/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
sasha grey is worth going to hell for.
#222 - cokemule (08/02/2013) [+] (17 replies)
None religious people always seem to fall in these categories:
10% = atheist
15% = anti-theist
75% = anti-christian
yet:
99% say they are just atheist ;)
And the red thumbs begin the assault in 5, 4, 3...
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