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#3 - tittylovin
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User avatar #65 to #3 - ruckallthefules
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>implying american fags don't use their ability to sue everyone just to get personal advantages. Life can be hard and sometimes you should not give a single ****.
Also, you should live a more flexible life yourself buddy. You aren't going to tell me you wouldn't take advantages of any lifehack either.
If your neighbours are allergic, that's an impossibly cool story bro, but I don't see that 84 y/o guy across the street sleeping in my dog house.
#17 to #3 - marsupilami
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You're spot on right, m8. Only an immature little twat would do this. This is no different than forcing your religion on someone else. If you want to have a pet go live somewhere that allows them.
User avatar #37 to #17 - vicsix
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"Go live somewhere that allows them."
It's never that ******* easy, dude.
User avatar #48 to #17 - coolfuzzy
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You've clearly never tried finding an apartment that allows pets.
User avatar #70 to #3 - coolioplasm
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No. Might be diferent wherever you are, but where I live virtually any house you go to will deny you to rent it if you have a pet. Not because I have potentionally allergic neigbors (which by the way who cares, I'm not going to rub my dog in their face) and I usually live in neighborhoods of which I know my pet would be happy in. The landlors are the ones trying to pull dick moves.
User avatar #95 to #3 - greedtheavarice
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Or, you need to move and don't want to ******* give your dog you hold so dear away.
User avatar #108 to #3 - dsgbiohazard
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It's also in case you don't want to be forced to lose your dog.
User avatar #160 to #3 - twofreegerbils
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Rule 11: all your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
#54 to #3 - anon id: db0e61f0
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Not really. Landlords in Norway are just generally dicks.
#113 to #3 - hopskotch
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You separated neighbor and hood for the word neighborhood. I was going to listen to you but now it's staring at me.
#137 to #3 - liukangant
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#144 to #3 - vwgreen
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Did you just call someone with an emotional support animal disabled?
That's like calling the fat ***** on welfare disabled.

#151 to #3 - anon id: 24fc12b6
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Well if everyone that didn't get along with, had allergies, or didn't like animals died, then we wouldn't have a problem, would we?
User avatar #107 to #3 - squeemonster
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Well, I don't think you can go willy nilly about it but sometimes it's needed, for some people pets are just savage animals you keep and they don't care if you feel they're a part of your family or about your emotional bonds to them. My building always allowed pets and at the beginning of this year when my 14 year old dog started getting a bit frail but still in good health, he'd whine a lot whenever my mother wasn't home because he felt alone and vulnerable and my neighbors actually called the police once and demanded we'd give him the lethal shot because he was a nuisance. My mom started crying and she said "What, so you do that to every member of the family when they get old? You'll just send your parents and grandparents off to old folks' homes or just give them "the shot" when they start being a "nuisance" in your every day routine? You're not better than any animals and I can assure you even my dog has more humanity than all of you."

TL;DR, **** yea I'd do this for my pets
#38 to #3 - makomirocket
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"nobody wins except you"
User avatar #16 to #3 - landartheconqueror
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i kinda agree with your opinion, but i also really like dogs...
#6 to #3 - thefurryslut
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Welcome to the internet, where you're wrong and nobody gives two ***** about your opinions.
User avatar #44 to #6 - allofthefish
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and the points dont matter
#140 to #6 - tetroll
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Did somebody say summer?
#122 to #6 - cryptmate
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#58 to #6 - daggydaggy
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*Even if you're right*
#55 to #6 - anon id: c0d35a4b
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Talking about the internet when he's talking about the real life implications of actually doing this post. Are you retarded?
We all smirk on the interwebs doesn't mean he's not right. **** off you ******* casual white name newfag.
User avatar #52 to #6 - gnillort
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shut up, he makes some really good points.

and he ******* loves tits.
#23 to #6 - anon id: 6f07ad33
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your names are the same shade of white.
#24 to #23 - overlordss
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Ok there anon, why dont you show us how blue your name is instead of hiding behind that anonymous name tag    
   
little bitch
Ok there anon, why dont you show us how blue your name is instead of hiding behind that anonymous name tag

little bitch
#134 to #24 - bluerangermartin
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No
No
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User avatar #12 - mrcowll
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Can this be done in Canada?
User avatar #13 to #12 - breadmolester [OP]
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i believe so man, but u gota be tested for it, just go in to your doctor and tell them your super depressed and lonely, and if that program could work for, you. i see more army guys get it from PTSD , but you can get it if your obsessive compulsive too,
#26 to #12 - swiftshadow
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where in Canada? There is something called the residential tenancy board that governs stuff like this. In Ontario at least, no pet policies are illegal.

You don't need to even mention owning a pet before moving in. Just get the place and move in. If they try to make a problem over it you go to the board and they will deal with it.

It is highly beneficial to read the residential tenancy act to learn what you can about renting. You will learn about how they can't take away anything the was provided upon moving in without lower the rent. If cable was included and it went out, they have to subtract it from your rent. There is a lot that landlords try to pull that they legal cant do but people are not aware of.
User avatar #18 to #12 - radtroll
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I thought you can do whatever you want in Canada if you asked nicely.
User avatar #51 - anniethreeone
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Buzz Killington reporting in. I know dogs and cats are super cute n **** and you love your pets very much, but please don't house them in apartments or rented out areas against your tenant's pet policy -- especially without getting it approved. My friend almost didn't have a place to live this summer because people broke their apartment's pet policies and my friend has a severe cat allergy. Believe it or not, pet policies aren't there just to spite you. Be considerate of people who will be living in that room after you leave.
User avatar #67 to #51 - aussieftw
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This has definitely changed the way I view this topic, for the better.
Thanks I think.
User avatar #149 to #51 - areo0420
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The only policy I'd try to get by with this is my apartment's "Aggressive Dog Breed" policy.

A friend of mine's dog just had a litter of Pit Bulls and I wanted to get one. They're well mannered, but they are unfortunately on their list of aggressive breeds.
#14 - cactusupthebutt
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Not true. My dad has a loyal dog and when he approached the office to have his dog, Lucky, to be registered such they told him he needed an order from his doctor. He's seeing a Psychologist and decided to see her about it. She decided that he wasn't eligible because he wasn't deemed 'mentally handicapped'.
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#22 to #15 - kwanzalord
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I work as a pilot.   
We only allow animals outside of their cage for passengers with physical or mental disabilities.   
   
People with disabilities are handicapped. (if those two words confuse you)   
   
Mental disabilities are issues/problems with the mind.   
PTSD, depression, ocd all fall under that category.   
   
but thanks for sharing your stupidity. it was riveting.
I work as a pilot.
We only allow animals outside of their cage for passengers with physical or mental disabilities.

People with disabilities are handicapped. (if those two words confuse you)

Mental disabilities are issues/problems with the mind.
PTSD, depression, ocd all fall under that category.

but thanks for sharing your stupidity. it was riveting.
User avatar #25 to #15 - ironsoul
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The fact that I qualify for all three of those worries me a bit.
#19 to #15 - anon id: 9a4fe6ff
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Mental handicaps are not limited solely to forms of mental retardation, such as autism.

All three of those that you listed (with the possible exception of OCD depending on the severity) are considered mental disabilities. Thus if you suffer any one of them you are mentally handicapped.
User avatar #56 to #14 - kirkbot
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find a doctor that accepts bribes
User avatar #73 to #14 - coolioplasm
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Dunno if what I'm saying is valid, but there is a differnece between mental and emotional.
User avatar #49 - ubercookieboy
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Does this trick work in England?

I am autistic and I'm pretty sure I could make this **** work
User avatar #50 to #49 - ubercookieboy
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Based on medical grounds*
#118 to #50 - najar
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Well that was a fantastic argument over nothing.
Well that was a fantastic argument over nothing.
User avatar #79 to #49 - sixfivefourtwoone
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You know the way I see it when people like to point out that they are autistic? I have heart issues, and have had 4 heart attacks in my life, and I'm only 17. I don't use that as an excuse to not run the mile in gym. I ******* get out there, and run it. Because no one needs to know what is wrong with me, and it is not a disability that is going to stop me in life with simple things like Apartments and social interactions.
User avatar #84 to #79 - skymuffinz
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YEY! you're gonna die soon
User avatar #85 to #84 - sixfivefourtwoone
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Haha had a few close calls already. That's why you make life last while you can, so you don't regret it when the time does come =)
User avatar #80 to #79 - ubercookieboy
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Well I'm sorry you have a dodgy heart. But at least (and I'm glad) you can improve your problem. Unfortunately autistic people cannot.

Our problem is permanent and we can't avoid it.
User avatar #82 to #80 - sixfivefourtwoone
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Oh and also Anemic. but again, all I said applies.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sixfivefourtwoone
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I can't improve my problem, I can only not strain to cause any stress or exhaustion. I also have multiple personality disorder and 4 types of depression. My point here is, my issues, just like yours, has been given by "professionals", and not once have I mentioned them to anyone else just for the hell of it. It is no one elses business. You could have very easily said "Does this trick work in England?" and avoided the **** storm you caused, because no one here NEEDED to know you're autistic. On this site you are just another face in the crowd, just like I am, and if something is wrong with you, we generally don't give a ****, just few the picture, ask a simple question if needed, and move on with your life.
User avatar #83 to #81 - ubercookieboy
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Well pardon me if you mistook my humor for vanity.
User avatar #90 to #49 - crazyhindu
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This, this explains a lot.
User avatar #53 to #49 - mdmazing
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The **** has autism to do with this, 'autistic' people like you are awful, using their disability to their advantage, knowing it's there and using it, seriously the ****.
#109 to #53 - anon id: 557a6c3b
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He's autistic, what did yoy expect?
#57 to #53 - anon id: 42e041fd
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You must be autistic too.
User avatar #59 to #57 - mdmazing
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I have been in many situations an autistic person knows he has autism and uses it to his advantage. He breaks school laws, he bullies people, he acts like a total ******* cunt. And do you know what teachers say? "He wouldn't do that, he is just different."
I have absolutely nothing against people with autism, they are people too, but I do hate those ******* cunts thinking because they are autistic they can do anything they want.
And based on your comment, I pointed something out, and you calling me autistic, either means you are somehow offended, or you are an immature ****.
User avatar #60 to #53 - ubercookieboy
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Well thanks for that comment, douchebag.

It so happens that a lot of autistic people have a strong affinity with animals and many autistic people have pets given to them just to have something they can bond with.
User avatar #61 to #60 - mdmazing
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In no way, I wanted to offend you, I just got angry at the "I am autistic and I'm pretty sure I could make this **** work" thingy, just because I have seen many 'autistic' cunts doing **** what they please without being punished or said anything about it.
User avatar #63 to #61 - ubercookieboy
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It's k.

But seriously, we do like our pets and would very much like to bring them with us. That and the people you are referring to are just douchebags with a sense of entitlement.
User avatar #66 to #60 - darksideofthebeast
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He isn't a douche bag mdmazing is right
Stop using your disability as a crutch to make people feel bad for you.
User avatar #68 to #66 - ubercookieboy
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I don't use it as a crutch. I just ask that people understand that there is something wrong with me
User avatar #74 to #68 - iamkagji
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Yeah... Eat a dick. I have a degenerative joint disorder and brain damage. You're just a little odd, if that. You don't have a single goddamn thing wrong with you.
User avatar #75 to #74 - ubercookieboy
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Whatever you say, iamkagji.

But excuse me if i'd rather listen to the team of professional psychologists who say otherwise.
User avatar #76 to #75 - iamkagji
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According to a "team of professional psychologists" I have bipolar disorder. However, according to one who own a small, reasonably priced practice, I do not, it was post-traumatic stress due to child abuse. Seriously, find some that don't charge an arm and a leg, most psychologists don't study philosophy and are only in it for money.
User avatar #77 to #76 - ubercookieboy
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You know what. You are right.

**** the exhaustive testing of this "team of professional psychologists"

**** the fact that they diagnosed me of an illness despite it conforming to the whole entirety of the psychological profession.

Guess I'm just making this **** up for the sake of an argument.
User avatar #69 to #68 - darksideofthebeast
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You want people to feel bad for you.
I can tell when somebody wants someone to feel bad for them.
Keep it to yourself.
This is the internet, Nobody is going to feel bad for you.
People are only going to call you names and make fun of you.
Also, if you are autistic you shouldn't be calling people douche bags because you are in no position to judge.
#72 to #68 - threenippledcousin
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moglet
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This is actually very valuable information, and I appreciate you sharing it with me. I am losing my place at the end of this month (On my birthday, actually, because the universe loves me) and have been having a terrible time finding a new place because of our dog. He is a dachshund mix, and house-trained, but apparently some big threat to society.
This is actually very valuable information, and I appreciate you sharing it with me. I am losing my place at the end of this month (On my birthday, actually, because the universe loves me) and have been having a terrible time finding a new place because of our dog. He is a dachshund mix, and house-trained, but apparently some big threat to society.
User avatar #8 - lazypaul
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'Pay £65'

Just pay it to like, anyone? What?
User avatar #9 to #8 - imakejewburgers
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If I had to guess I would say that there is some government department that you register the animal with and the $65 is the fee for registration.
#10 to #8 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Euheuheuh. ** yeah send 65$ to my paypal account right now
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Euheuheuh. ** yeah send 65$ to my paypal account right now
User avatar #33 to #8 - foelkera
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Lay the money in a circle with your dog at the center. Chant "Et ego quoque stultus sum ingens quisque minxit in mea braccae. Placere punctus et ridentibus de me mea mentula quam parva est." Slit your right palm while still chanting and allow a drop of blood to fall on each note. Wait 4 to 6 weeks for a rift to open up in your floor. The paperwork to have your pet documented as a support animal will burst out of it.
User avatar #184 to #33 - lazypaul
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Hmmm...
#166 to #33 - robertootrebor
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"And I, like a fool I am also a huge urinated in my pants. Please point and laugh about me than my penis is small." day=made
User avatar #110 to #33 - carnagejc
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You deserve more thumbs than some of the top comments
#106 - juha
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does this work in poland too? And with a cow instead of a dog?
User avatar #114 to #106 - mercyburris
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nutritional support?
User avatar #1 - threadz
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#2 to #1 - turns
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i'm always right
#27 - qqqqqqqqq
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Oh? you had your cat declared legally adorable? good thing i still don't have to rent to you because THIS IS AMERICA AND CAN REFUSE TO RENT MY PROPERTY  TO ANYBODY BECAUSE **** YOU
Oh? you had your cat declared legally adorable? good thing i still don't have to rent to you because THIS IS AMERICA AND CAN REFUSE TO RENT MY PROPERTY TO ANYBODY BECAUSE **** YOU