Freedom of marriage. . Mt AFFERENT


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User avatar #32 - Hashenmier (08/02/2013) [-]
If I were in charge of these things it would work as

"you wanna get married?" "yeah" "yeah" done

"you wanna get married?" "yeah" "yeah" "yeah" done

"you wanna get married?" "yeah" "only if i can marry dolly as well" nope

"you wanna get married?" "yeah" "moo" nope
User avatar #66 to #32 - alhemicar (08/02/2013) [-]
that's basically the islamic procedure
#88 to #32 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Incest doesn't matter. Mute people who want to get married don't matter.
User avatar #36 to #32 - konradkurze (08/02/2013) [-]
reminds me of that episode of simpsons where they went out to sea and saw the sea captain marrying a redneck and a cow
#63 to #32 - hadzibg (08/02/2013) [-]
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #89 to #2 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
You know this websites going to **** when top comments get reposted.
#12 to #2 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Is that Obama?
User avatar #44 to #12 - guanyu (08/02/2013) [-]
I got your back, I saw it too.
#26 to #2 - signedforcookies (08/02/2013) [-]
You grass-munchers aren't arresting me anytime soon.
User avatar #102 to #31 - megatheman (08/03/2013) [-]
cant flimflam the zimzam.
#19 to #2 - batwill **User deleted account** (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #2 - ilovemyguns (08/02/2013) [-]
Stolen straight from the last time this was reposted.
#21 - I Am Monkey (08/02/2013) [-]
You seem to be missing the last pane were he gets beheaded...
#25 to #21 - luiselvergas (08/02/2013) [-]
my only SFW muslim GIF
my only SFW muslim GIF
User avatar #90 to #25 - snotnose (08/02/2013) [-]
This GIF MADE MY DAY! Hahahah!!!!
#53 to #21 - beheaded (08/02/2013) [-]
or rattle them with bullets, and stoning them sounds more realistic but yeah that too
User avatar #62 to #53 - TarnRazor (08/02/2013) [-]
Just a heads up. Switch the letters around. It says "Kesh" which means check as in putting somebody in check during a chess game. If you switch the letters then it'll say "Shak" which means doubt.
#65 - andersbreivik (08/02/2013) [-]
Why dont we just kill all the queers? Then we wont have this homo-marriage issue anymore.
#85 to #65 - kiermatv (08/02/2013) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious
User avatar #98 to #85 - andersbreivik (08/02/2013) [-]
No **** , sherlocks.
User avatar #73 to #65 - roflnaut (08/02/2013) [-]
Because genocide is frowned upon in first world countries.
User avatar #74 to #73 - andersbreivik (08/02/2013) [-]
Even against degenerates? That's weird.
#81 to #74 - ironsoul (08/02/2013) [-]
Why don't we kill all the heterosexuals instead?
User avatar #97 to #81 - andersbreivik (08/02/2013) [-]
Because we are pure.
User avatar #103 to #97 - megatheman (08/03/2013) [-]
why is this man not getting more red thumb?
User avatar #104 to #103 - andersbreivik (08/03/2013) [-]
Because the masses silently agree.

white people>everyone else
#99 to #97 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
There is nothing that is quite as much fun as corrupting that which is pure.
#6 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
Hey if all parties agree with it then I think bigamy is ok. If a man and a woman both agree to marry another man/woman into the marriage: why not? They all agree.
But this is only if they ALL marry. Both women too. Not man to both. It has to be full marriage.
#84 to #6 - Silverseraph (08/02/2013) [-]
Now the really interesting thing about this is that if the three in the second panel are actually married, it can count as a misdemeanor or a felony in most of the US.

Polyamorous relationships are legal, however Polygamy is not.

Image is a map of legality of polygamy.
User avatar #100 to #6 - daentraya (08/02/2013) [-]
If three people have room enough in their heart to love one another, then there's no reason why it should be bad that they're capable of such
User avatar #23 to #6 - elyiia (08/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand why we regard (in the law) consensual polygomy as worse than cheating.
User avatar #16 to #6 - xdeathspawnx (08/02/2013) [-]
I agree as long as it really is consensual, because in many polygamous relationships the wife is very young (14-18) and is forced into the marriage.
User avatar #43 to #16 - deathstare (08/02/2013) [-]
In Islam, the man or woman has the right to refuse to marry. If any one of the two refuse, they cannot marry. The only case in which a polygamist marriage comes from force, is corrupt individuals, and every group has those.
Also, most Islamic men only marry one wife because they cannot afford 2-4 houses (with 4 wives being the maximum); as each wife is entitled to her own house.

Polygamy is regarded as a safer option that having a "side girlfriend", as is becoming more and more popular (as well as cheating) in today's societies. Coupled with the fact that sex before marriage is prohibited, and strictly followed, most Islamic children know who their real father is.

Don't quite know of other countries that allow polygamy, but you can go ahead and try to tell me.

You seem like a lawyer, since you said many, not most, to give leniency.
User avatar #101 to #43 - daentraya (08/02/2013) [-]
You learn the many and most, and other such phrases quite quickly if you're on this side of the internet. Not only is it more accurate, it also prevents many **********
User avatar #75 to #43 - xdeathspawnx (08/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't necessarily referring to Islam or countries were polygamy is legal. Here is a video of a girl who was forced into a polygamous marriage in the US.
User avatar #52 to #43 - crazyhindu (08/02/2013) [-]
Ehh, The woman has the right to refuse, but in an islamic country the woman most likely will end up beaten,killed, disowned, attacked with acid etc. Not always the case but just saying.
#87 to #16 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
That could still theoretically happen if the countries with lower age requirements moved to monogamy.
#33 - senorfrog (08/02/2013) [-]
Not gonna state what i think marriage should mean, instead a post a question. Isn't in the middle east, it is legal for a man to go to a whore house and **** other men? Like legal and considered not cheating?
#34 to #33 - applemoose (08/02/2013) [-]
Well in the Middle East whore houses are forbidden by the Quran so I dont see how that's possible.
User avatar #38 to #34 - ijustwantedtophoto (08/02/2013) [-]
idk if u've been to any middle eastern countries, but there's a whole lotta prostitutes out there and the "strict" governments doesn't seem to do anything about it. its called turning a blind eye.
User avatar #35 to #33 - konradkurze (08/02/2013) [-]
idk, i know in japan men going to a whorehouse isnt cheating because money changes hands its not cheating its a business transaction
User avatar #42 to #33 - hudis (08/02/2013) [-]
The Middle East is not one country.
User avatar #3 - blargchikahonkhonk (08/01/2013) [-]
seriously though you should be able to mary however many people and whoever you like. its not like it actualy effects the people who protest it they just have their heads too far up their own ass to see anything differant
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User avatar #13 to #3 - jpmonkey (08/02/2013) [-]
i agree with the idea of this however i suppose what people are worried about is if the people are marrying for the correct reasons in a polygamist relationship. not just for financial benefits or bragging rights and such. i am agreeing with you, i just am trying to give a taste of the other side i suppose
#20 to #3 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Mostly because in the USA, polygamy is associated with certain sects of the Mormon church which are not exactly the nicest places to be. They're pretty much cults by most definitions.

That shouldn't be the only reason to go against polygamy, but that is one of the major reasons it remains illegal these days.
User avatar #4 to #3 - protest (08/01/2013) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #9 to #4 - toadkillerdog (08/02/2013) [-]
......what's done is done......
#77 to #3 - megusters (08/02/2013) [-]
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#79 - garbleflab (08/02/2013) [-]
Sometimes I think about what it'd be like to have two women. Like I love my girlfriend to death, but I can't say I think about how one day I'd like to bring home the sluttiest, big titted woman home one night and **** the **** out of both of them.

Subconscious emotions are the best huh?
User avatar #80 to #79 - garbleflab (08/02/2013) [-]
*I can't say I DON'T think about
User avatar #91 to #79 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I dunno man, i's just a hand.

Kidding, I realize some people actually have gfs here
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User avatar #56 - thewhitenigger (08/02/2013) [-]
I still remember when we tried to convert one of our friends to islam, we arent islamic or anything but we walked around for the whole year calling him brother skippy and setting alarms for times of prayer. he didnt convert in the end and we had to culturally enrich him with a machete to the neck
User avatar #1 - kolpster (08/01/2013) [-]
Had something from this last time it was posted...
Too lazy to search through my reaction folder to find it, though I would have accumulated a vast amount of thumbs from it...
This is literally the pinnacle of my laziness.
that and I probably saved it as something God almightyly random, so couldn't even ******* search for it
User avatar #8 to #1 - yunogasaii (08/02/2013) [-]
Was it the one where the Muslim said "kill this man!"?
#50 to #8 - kolpster (08/02/2013) [-]
It was so close to the top of my folder...
I found it on the next post... Again, too lazy to come back and post it but here it is.
#58 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
anons are always right.
everyone should listen to them because they are insightful and have quality opinions.
User avatar #15 - pepemex (08/02/2013) [-]
It seems that there are retards everywhere trying to dictate what you do in your bed.

lol dic-tate
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#11 - include (08/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #11 - signedforcookies (08/02/2013) [-]
Saved. LOL
#70 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
both of these marriages are perfectly fine. Men should be able to have 2 or even more wives if they want. Women only get one husband though.
User avatar #14 - Endofzeeworld (08/02/2013) [-]
>implying that any state-sanciton marriage is OK.
#82 - bemyslave (08/02/2013) [-]
Nah, America is just backwards about it
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