Had to start somewhere. Not OC, lol religion n . airmen: mo mpa: imi An} m mutt reir, . , RELIGION.. First 2 people lol Religion motherfucker
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#24 - hijokpl (08/02/2013) [-]
First 2 people
User avatar #32 to #24 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Open to artists interpretation.
User avatar #37 to #24 - xxcrimsonvelvetxx (08/02/2013) [-]
the could both be god's children
#40 to #37 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Actually, God's child and grandchild... Adam was God's son, and Eve was made from Adam's rib, IIRC.
User avatar #43 to #24 - BrownBearninetysix (08/02/2013) [-]
It's an artist's interpretation.
#46 to #43 - hijokpl (08/02/2013) [-]
It's a funnyjunker's joke.
User avatar #47 to #46 - beautifull (08/02/2013) [-]
HOLY **** DUDE??!?! WHAT IS THAT FROM!? MY CHILD HOOD JUST CAME BACK!
#53 to #47 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee?
User avatar #54 to #53 - beautifull (08/02/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #65 to #24 - betterguygreg (08/02/2013) [-]
I dont get it
#1 - srslyjakecease (08/01/2013) [-]
Technically we would be the results of two incest's.

People always overlook the fact god pressed the restart button.

#48 to #1 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
It wasnt incest, Noah's sons had their wives with them on the ark.
#25 to #1 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Well back in their day it was like ******* your mom was the only thing really kinda looked down on. But ******* your daughters was not too bad. The main thing is you better not be caught ******* your dad, because that was truly not cool.
User avatar #23 - vorarephilia (08/02/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve
User avatar #51 to #23 - metalmind (08/02/2013) [-]
Well, we are still decended from a lot of different women, but just not in the female-female-female-aso. line.
So it's different.
#41 - datgermanguy (08/02/2013) [-]
Hey, just a thought: If Eve came from Adam's rib, isn't she technically a clone of him? Except for the X chromosome which replaces Adams Y chromosome.
User avatar #39 - ajrin (08/02/2013) [-]
Actully aren't they the same person? :s

INCEST-CEPTION
#42 to #39 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Would it not be masturbation?
User avatar #44 to #42 - ajrin (08/02/2013) [-]
true :p
#7 - anon (08/01/2013) [-]
i thought that in the bible they had a couple of boys and the boys went to the closest village to find wives....
User avatar #13 to #7 - kikisu (08/02/2013) [-]
No, Cain went off and knew his wife. But back then knew meant had sex with, so it really means he went off and had sex with his wife."And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden. And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch." That's the verse most people are referring to when they mention this. But no, he just had sex with his sister, not some random woman he found.
User avatar #59 - optimussum (08/02/2013) [-]
I guess they're our Incest-ors!

I'll take my leave immediately
User avatar #50 - fjanony (08/02/2013) [-]
I like Assassin's Creed version much better. It makes all the religions so badass.
User avatar #49 - illburnyou ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Explain why adam and eve have belly buttons
#57 to #49 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Obviously, it's because God has a bellybutton too. Adam, as the first human, was created in God's image.

Now, why does God have a bellybutton though?
#8 - madroxjobe (08/01/2013) [-]
they were the FIRST they weren't the ONLY
User avatar #58 - alexusapi (08/02/2013) [-]
first 2 people created, not the only people created
#36 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
It only says the "first two" people.

Why the hell should God stop right there, and think too himself "that'll do"

Not that i believe in any of that nonsense.
#35 - BoredAgain (08/02/2013) [-]
"I don't like religion, religion causes all wars, religion is stupid . . . Give me thumbs".
User avatar #26 - reican (08/02/2013) [-]
actually Eve was the third.
First was Adam, then Lillith, but Adam was a whiney bitch so god kicked her out and made Eve and told Adam to Stop being a bitch as the Aesir and Vanir would laugh of him if they saw him obeying a whiney human.
User avatar #38 to #26 - supamonkey (08/02/2013) [-]
Then Lillith went off to become the Queen of Succubi.
User avatar #67 to #38 - reican (08/02/2013) [-]
well yes since old Lucy gave her more attention apparently.
#18 - iizsimon (08/02/2013) [-]
How come they have belly buttons?
User avatar #30 to #18 - yunnie (08/02/2013) [-]
its religion it ain't gonna explain ****
User avatar #33 to #30 - ireallylikepotatoe ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
No it's a painting. They probably have them because the painter put them there.

How to **** is an art student gonna be that educated about belly buttons?
User avatar #15 - suckitornot (08/02/2013) [-]
Why do they have belly buttons?
User avatar #66 - betterguygreg (08/02/2013) [-]
Eve was one ugly bitch
#63 - randombitches ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
We Are All Related This guy explains this **** thoroughly.
#64 to #63 - randombitches ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
Vsauce
#62 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
Just want to say, the word "Adam" could also be translated to man. So you do know the that they could have been referring to numerous people rather than one man.
User avatar #61 - USSRviper (08/02/2013) [-]
That painting isn't very good, considering they gave adam & eve belly buttons
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